#delete later I’m just- yea lol

[yeahiwasintheshit]

I miss sungay. I was thinking of posting something, then remembered tumblr doesn't allow fun anymore. Googled around and - now that I'm in North Carolina - we can't even watch p0rn or look at p0rno websites because of a new law. It doesn't feel like 2024, and it's upsetting

Yea, I’ve posted a few spicy pics since the purge and they almost immediately are flagged and deleted, so it’s like why bother anymore

Really? What do you mean? NC has made it illegal to even look at p0rn on your computer? Is that true? So like if you go to p0rnhub, what happens? Is it just not there anymore or you go there and 10 mins later swat teams are busting thru your windows? Lol seriously that’s fucked up! Right wing conservatives are not gonna be happy until we are all living in their own personal hellscape. And NC is full of them. Ugh sorry to hear sweetheart. Fuckin move out of there. I’m curious if you know any other places it’s illegal? Let me know what the law is called, and if you know any other states that are enforcing it?

[mklt]

Random thoughts about Mikami and Light pt.2 very long...

most of these are from Twitter and my old post 2017

>>> These are just my imagination and maybe personal preference please don’t take them personally

i just want to write and keep this here bc i like to delete my stuff a lot

part. 1 here

Thread 1 : 14 February, 2023 (about interior of mikami’s apartment)

Anime - looks like his bedroom is upstairs (and his bdsm dunge- i mean his study room maybe is on the same floor as the living room with rly long corridor 

Manga - his study room is downstairs He has a 2-level condo….

Financially stable is my dream BL scenario (....)

Thread 2 : 14 February, 2023 (another topic)

Valentine Day

Light got many chocos so he shared them with his colleagues.. (they're jealous of him lol) Mikami got some from secret admirers but he gave them to his secretary lol

Light has already gotten used to it while Mikami just thinks they're not rly important (his secretary and subordinates said he's too serious/no fun) and Mikami doesn't like when ppl snack on the job fuuu

Then Mikami sent flowers/cooks a romantic dinner for Light The idea of Light sending the flower to other people at his office is very funny jfjd

Thread 3 : 21 February, 2023

I like the idea of Light already getting used to being idolized by his peers so when ppl rly got so obsessed with him (Misa or Mkami) he got annoyed

Mikami keeps calling him "god" and keeps pampering him but sometimes it's just get annoying I think Light only likes it when Mikami can do his "kira's job" perfectly But sometimes it's getting on his nerves wwww

Random gag story [beware] Light try to bribe Ryuk with apples, so Mikami won't find him (bc he's not in the mood for Mikami's random worship talks about him) 

Ryuk : yea he's boring and he likes to ignore me, for once I'm on ur side Light (he said this bc of apples)

The next day Mikami bribes Ryuk more with a whole box of apples, Now ryuk likes Mikami more and betrayed Light loml

Thread 4 : 7 March, 2023

Mikami has strong liver

College-era Mikami bought cheap beers and noodle cups while studying hard for the exam after graduation he started to fix his lifestyle ww

Thread 5 : 7 March, 2023 (talking about Translating Japanese fic on pixiv)

Light > "I had only thought of him (Mikami) as a man who walked around dressed in cool, calm, and decent clothes. But your attitude...your outburst is like a jealous woman." (Idk if the wording is right hmm Im trying to translate this jp mikalight fic )

Remember canon, I kinda feel bad for Takada like ok she's Mikami's "friend". They have dinner together, Mikami picked her up as kira spokesperson then Mikami just ok les kill her bye (but this is why he failed lol)

It just shows how Mikami is so detached from ppl wwww Bc in my hc, i know sooner or later Mikami will get very jealous and regret introducing Takada to light (if I'm following BL route lol), And light won't like it if he bc too emotional (bc its so unexpected of Mikami)

Mikami talks to light, he seems calm but his grip on his shoulder is too tight it starts to hurt. Light told him i need this for investigation, I need to keep pretending. Don't talk about Kiyomi like that. Light tried to get his hand off violently but he accidentally punched him ww

“I hadn't punched anyone since Ryuzaki. But this is the first time that I have been one-sidedly violent. the guilt of hitting someone burns in my throat” thought Light 

Thread 6 : 2 April, 2023

I wonder what is a proper tag for 照月 since actual Teruzuki is a warship, so its all just pics of kancolle girl sometimes

"Shining moon" or "illuminated moon" is very pretty.. But in the end, Mikami failed him so Light won't shine again (huh)

Thread 7 : 23 April, 2023

something... something about succubus Light and priest Mikami wanting to go into ero territory but also a gag scenario where Mikami worshipping him or something like a false god; so it kinda leads to misunderstanding... cherry boi Mikami power

Thread 8 : 25 April, 2023

since DN took place around 2000-2010

I wonder if ppl make those cute gijinkas of Kira-tan and L-tan like in 2ch

there are some cute gijinka of SCP... (and uh corona-chan) and something ...... I think they're kinda tasteless but it's 2ch/4ch lol 

 the idea of Moe Kira-tan all over the internet telling ppl not to do crimes asjdlask

Misa will like it but she's disappointed bc Kira (light) is a prince! not a loli😂

light acts like he doesn't care and it gives him a headache (kinda hurts his pride)

L is amused by it and told Watari to buy that very rare garage kits figure at Wonfes just to piss Light off

Mikami hates them so much that he keeps threatening those otakus in 2ch post bc YOU HAVE TO RESPECT our KIRA-sama (but ended up buying those figures and making an altar)

Thread 9 : 27 April, 2023

Rereading fic from this doujin where Mikami got Saturday night palsy bc of Lighto.... at the same time I feel bad but it's kind cute((( lol

Idk how to tl but >>> The doctor examined Mikami's arm and asked him if he had a "gf". Mikami was embarrassed and admitted that he did. The doctor then said that he knew the cause of Teru's sore arm - it was due to his "gf" sleeping on it every night

Thread 10 : 20 May, 2023

Kira wins au, where Light has to meet his family (before he left ) Sayu still recovering from the kidnapping accident and Sachiko still struggling with everything but she's glad Light is still alive Idk where I can put mklt in here

Light only told Mikami about his meeting with Sachiko for the last time before they elope (www) They're not interested in talking about their family he thinks Mikami won't care about them and just move on

But Mikami will respond by randomly talking about her dead mom just trying to sympathize with Light (he's trying) but it makes everything more awkward for Light (like.. okay?) They never talk about their family again for years lol

Thread 11 : September 18th, 2018 (from a really old ask about ship?)

Anonymous: Mikalight 6+7

ok

6) hm they don’t have rly canon moments (but i don't like their anime moments— idk the phone scene – the ending -w- 

the reason i like mikalight is bc of that scene where Mikami roasting light so yeah that  (anime) yellow warehouse scene is mehhh

7)oh fav hc… (i have weird hcs sorry-

both of them are just… weird? kind of disturbing for outsiders (like in Ryuk’s pov) but that’s how they show their love to each other, no… like… in …yandere way (lol) i don’t know how to explain it ahaha =w= 

from the outside - in public, they look normal but on the inside,,, hahah 

(i think what makes it weird bc they look so normal and professional so this is like gap moe or something like that…

like I have this stupid hc where Mikami likes to collect Light’s strand of hair from his brush and keep it on his personal desk (he likes to stare at them) maybe he’s thinking how much he appreciates Light lol I don’t really know why I have this HC it just really stuck on my head asdasf

and light likes to play with Mikami’s eyelids when he sleeps (I always think Light only likes Mikami because of his shinigami eyes xD not like him with Misa…) and Light always thinks “should I really trust him? I can find another replacement but idk why I still choose to stay with him,” light is still confident but there’s a small voice inside of his head telling him not to trust Mikami bc maybe… just maybe he will kill him when light lose haha but the light won’t allow it. he’s Mikami’s Kami after all ;w;

for normal hc mikami and light can switch in tsukkomi/boke moment lol

#mikalight #text postan

[iamsuchi]

A quick teaser- guys I’m coming back I swear. My phone broke so bear with me 😭😭😭

More importantly I started a subliminal YouTube channel. (Links and everything will be provided tomorrow- it’s a new ongoing project. I’ve done and continue to do my research on manifesting, the law of assumption and the power of our subconscious minds. I’m currently reading the power of your subconscious mind by Joseph Murphy. It’s a great book and If any of y’all are interested in learning more about the subconscious mind I highly recommend that book. Anyways - I’ve personally had good experiences with subs so far and got inspired to create me own. Using my own affirmations. My channel name is: I am Suchi)

Now on to the juicy part on how my new sub that I’m working on worked instantly😂😂 (more details on that sub and my channel later on when I post more In-depth info on the )

So I got for working on my subconscious mind recharger subliminal yesterday (June 14th). It took me some time because I created my own personal lil formula and writing the affs took me a whole week prior lol but while I was editing it I felt super chilled and relaxed even though the video was giving me hell to edit and took a few hours but when it was done I was extremely happy with it. I listened it a few times and just went on with my night as usual didn’t think anything much of it.

Anyway I’m on my laptop now and I read Yaoi (NSFW- If you don’t know what it is don’t look it up, If you do look it up… warned you and If you already know what it is good for you lol either way don’t judge me 😂😂) so yea I’m reading this manga while reading my laptop glitched out so I had to refresh the tab and for some reason I got logged out of the site. So I logged back in and searched back up the manga and went to the page that I was at. (At this point the manga only had 9 chapters) so I got done almost reading it that chapter and right when I was about to click off of the manga. I thought rushed through my head “I wish they would update the Manga I want to know what comes next.” Y’all I kid you not when when I closed the managa this popped up “sorry this chapter has been deleted” so I refreshed the tab again and went back to that manga and it said “new chapter- 10”. It might sound simple for y’all but that manga takes a while to update usually a few days sometimes weeks and them dropping 2 chapters in one day like this is unheard of for this specific manga. I literally manifested that extra chapter lmao 😂 I got so excited because I’m like yoooo my subliminal worked!!!

I’m going to upload it later on today on my channel. Since it’s like 2am now but I had to share that with y’all lol It was so funny and cool to me.

The channel name is: I Am suchi.

I’d appreciate the support, I will be providing links and everything tomorrow, again bear with me I’m without a working phone, waiting on my old one to be fixed:(.

Anywho hope yall enjoyed my Weird success story 😂it’s 2am I’m off to bed Later!!!!

Happy manifesting! Love Suchi 💕💕💕

#manifestwithsuchi #IAmSuchiSubs #SuchiSubs #success story

[sso-bluegirl]

i just want to thank everyone who interacts with my posts, this community has been pretty therapeutic for me and it really makes my day. thanks so much

#i woke up to 40+ notes lol #it was wild #i’m glad this dum blog i made #actuality gets some attention #even 1 notification makes my day #so yea #these last few weeks have been kinda rough #and it really helps #thank #i’m just rambling at this point lol #delete later #don’t reblog #not sso #take care of yourself y’all

[crystal-traan]

Just a small anouncement.

I think i will discontinue my chipchildren/OCs for a while. Not completely cancel or delete, it's like- put them a side and continue them later.

I feel pretty much unmotivated. And i want to praticing my arts first, i want them to get better. So i'll be focus on fanarts for now. I will continue (or not) my OCs later, maybe when my arts are better.

I'm not a very big blogger so- i don't think this is a big deal or anything. Just wanna let you know.

Also, requests are opened. Feel free to ask me to draw something lol.

So yea, that's just it. I'll be focus on making fanarts for my fav artists for now.

#anouncement

[toorumochi]

KaruShuu OTP Questions

Ah- I created ehhh 4?? I suppose KaruShuu head-canons posts today but do I regret it? Absolutely not, I loved it. So here you go, have another one, don't be shy, read it.

Also, please keep in mind that these head-canons are completely made up by me in a way of that it's just how I would see it sksksk also here, KaruShuu would be probably adults?? Also married??

Anyways, enjoy~ 🌸

Who is the most affectionate? Sinceee they got married, I'm sure the longer into the relationship, the more they have opened up to each other? Karma would be the type to wake up first in the morning and kiss Shuu good morning, but since Shuu is an early bird, he would wake up before Karma and make breakfast for him. Thats how he shows affection ❤️🧡

Most common argument? Sad to think that they NeEd to argue 🙄💅 but oh well- I thinkkk they would argue over super silly things. For example what to watch (If you have read my previous head canons, you will know what I mean by 'Shrek Marathons'):

"Let's watch something"

"Sure, what do you have in mind?''

Karma would just grin over to Shuu and Shuus eyes would widen, "Hell no"

"Absolutely ye-"

"Karma don't you dAR-"

They ended up watching (again for the 12 time this week) Shrek.

Who apologizes first? Karma apologies fly out of his mouth faster than they stop arguing. Karma would rather apologize than not let them talk for the next few hours.

Favorite (non-sexual) activity to do together? They enjoy getting massage! Ifff KaruShuu was too lazy to go out to get a professional massage for a few hours, they would do it to each other. (It usually ends with them making out later on but I'll delete that part)

Who is most likely to carry the other? Karma would carry Shuu ❤️😩 Ugh bridal style to embarrass him 💀💅

Nicknames?

For Karma, by Shuu: Tamponhead (I used this one in my fanfic and I will forever love it), Moron, Karma. Tbh, I don't think neither like these pet-names or nicknames since that think they are 'cringy'.

Tho, Karma has quite a few: Shuu (Main, he doesn't use 'Gakushuu' but when he does, Shuu melts lol), Pumpkin, Orange, pumpkin pie, Strawberry shortcake (bc he loves strawberries so why not call Shuu one 😌🤚🏻), Sugar cube (Idk I think it's cute, tho I don't know if that's even a nickname- 💀💀)

Also a note: They would definitely not use 'baby', 'babe', 'honey' bc- noooo 😩💀

Who proposes? Karma 💅

Who sings along with the radio? Karma would sing along but he is horrible at singing and Shuu makes him KNOW it by him singing and Karma shuts up but finds it hilarious at the same time.

Who worries most? Both do, depending on the situation. Shuu would be worried about stuff like paying taxes or things like that, meanwhile Karma is worried for Shuus health, if he is eating enough as well as getting enough sleep every night. Shuu is a hardworking bee after all ✨

Who always wants to take selfies with the other? Karma wants to, for example they are traveling somewhere for vacation and Karma wants to take as many pics as possible with his husband so he can later on put them into an album ❤️😩 (KaruShuu as a married couple >>>>)

Who likes to playfully tease the other? Ohhh~ Karma teases Shuu all the time, but there are times where Shuu would feel playful so he would tease back

Who has the weirdest taste in their music? Karma I'm begging you- his music taste changes every week and road trips are a disaster for Shuu

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? Karma remembers because Shuu is always ordering the same things since he is minimalistic lol but Karma is a living chaos when it comes to food so Shuu can't remember it all.

Who is embarrassed to take their clothes off in front of the other? Lmao no matter for how long they are already together, no matter if they are married, no matter how many times they had done it, Shuu would be the one to be embarrassed about it every time.

Who tops? ...Okay so here, personally as someone who writes Fanfics, Karma tops. Always. I just- I just can't imagine Shuu as a top?? my friends gave me some really valid reasons for Shuu to be a top but I just can't see it 😩

Who initiates kisses? Both I guess? But mostly Karma

Who reaches for the other's hand first? Oooo here an example! If they are driving in the car, and Karmas hand is free, Shuu usually reaches for it but as soon as Karma needs it to drive, he has to let go. Or if they are in the cinema - Shuu would definitely hold onto Karmas hand the whole time - as comfort, since they usually watch Horror movies together so yea 😌

Who kisses hardest? Who is most ticklish? Both is Karma, but when it comes to tickling, even tho Karma is more ticklish, he is also stronger than Shuu so he can easily pin him down and tickle him, just for the sake to see Shuu giggle which kills him bc God damnit isn't he adorable?

Who brings an animal they found home? Lol depends on the animal. I would say Karma is a cat person and Shuu is a dog person b u t Shuu is allergic to cats so they can't have cats. But I think if Karma would be the one to bring an animal home, it would be a dog.

Who holds the umbrella for the other when it's raining? Karma's shoe laces often get untangled, so when Karma bends to tie them, Shuu stands over him with an umbrella to keep the rain from pouring on him.

Who tries to playfully embarrass the other in public? Karma 😭

Who kills the scary bugs? Oh lemme tell you about this one:

Shuu HATES bugs, since he always had the feeling of his father having a bunch of centipedes around himself whenever he acted manipulative and so on so he hates them. So one time when Shuu was taking a shower, and Karma was in the kitchen, Shuu suddenly screeched so Karma went to check on him. He walked onto a Shuu, covering himself with a towel and looking absolutely T E R R I F I E D at the ceiling, stuttering. Karma was hella confused so he looked up and oop here we go, a spider. Karma obv took the spider off the ceiling to free it, but first he had to tease and scare his husband a little by walking towards the shower stall, "Shuu look~ He wants to be friends with you~", the way Shuu screamed at this made almost all of the windows in the apartment break.

Who asks the weird questions at random in the middle of the night? Karma does that on a daily basis, but when Shuu is a little bit drunk, he would ask weird questions to which Karma never has an answer but he jokes around.

Who hogs the blankets? Karma hogs them and Shuu ends up having a cold the next morning 😭

Who wakes up first? Shuu is an early bird, but Karma wakes up first for work.

Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer? On weekends, they both stay in bed a bit longer to cuddle ❤️💕

Who always makes coffee for the other each morning? Karma makes coffee for Shuu before he leaves for work 🥰

Who cries during certain films or when reading sad books? Lmao Karma cries during Shrek every time the scene comes up where Shrek had an argument with Donkey 😔

Who gets scared during horror films? Shuu 😩😩 He would (as said before) take Karmas hand for comfort

Who tells their friends/family about the relationship first? Lmao none since GakuHOE is well, a hoe so they won't trust him b u t I have the feeling of Karmas mom being actually super supportive?? But they wouldn't tell her, she would just get the hint and then when she receives the wedding invite she goes "oh-".

What do their friends/family think of the relationship? Rio was shipping this since the beginning of middle school aight, she loves it and she even threw a party for them. #IstanRioNakamura

Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them? Karma would ask Shuu to dance obv but Shuu would go along 😩💕

Who cooks best? Karma! And Shuu loves his cooking! :D

Who wears the other's jacket? Shuu is the one to wear long coats, and Karma those thicc jackets. Shuu usually gets super cold even with the coat on, so Karma gives Shuu his jacket on top of the coat lol.

Who uses cheesy pickup lines? Karma- anywhere. Have an example:

"Hey Shuu, could you feel the shirt?", he asked Shuu while they went shopping and Karma wAsN't sure about his T-Shirt choice so Shuu was running his fingers slightly over Karmas chest with the shirt still on and thinking about the material, then Karma went: "Know what it's made of?", and Shuu looked at him and was about to answer him, but Karma was quicker and continued, "Boyfriend material", ObViOuSlY with a grin and Shuu was a gay blushing mess 💅 but then Shuu went along, "What do you mean boyfriend? I can only see Husband material", and tuRNED AWAYYYYY~

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other's ear during inappropriate times? AAAA I T H I N K I've written sum like this before- So two things that happened:

KaruShuu were invited to a funereal or sum and pls the church was quiet and stuff but obv Karma had to joke around and he leaned over to Shuus ear and whispered a joke into his ear which made our stubborn Shuu giggle and the church was this close👌 to throw them out lmao

Shuu was at work, and Karma likes to call him randomly, but oh well Shuu picks up and Karma starts to tease him over the phone maybe something very sexual stuff (knowing Karma he would) and Shuu just- he is sitting at his desk and his workers are giving him looks about why is he blushing so much.

Who makes the other laugh most? Karmas jokes always make Shuu laugh, sometimes even cry since they are hilarious.

Who would have to bail the other out of jail? Oh my God- Shuu would have to bail Karma out of jail maybe during college years, but I think Karma would mature a bit more as an adult

What would be their theme song? YOOO- A WHOLE PLAYLIST WOULD BE NEEDED-

Who would sing their child back to sleep? OOO!! Karma would be the type to read stories, but Shuu would sing them to sleep :D

What do they do when they're away from each other? I can imagine that they both have those business trips from time to time, so when they are apart, they FaceTime each other every evening to check on each other. Yes indeed they must stay at fancy hotels for their business trips and they are being served food, but they still check that the other one is eating and sleeping well. Oh and good morning and goodnight texts™️🥰

A headcanon about them that stabs your feels? Oh- oH GOD- That maybe they tend to act very distant at first in their relationships?? Or more cold? For example Shuu, he would not really know nor show much affection to Karma and Karma at first thinking that Shuu doesn't love him at all (which isn't true bc Shuu loves him deeply) but then he after some time figures it out when Shuu opens up to him more.

A headcanon that mends the previous one? That they both after some time spend together, have the opportunities to open up to each other, know each other better as well as find out each others weaknesses and strengths which makes their relationship stronger. I absolutely love them ❤️😩

#KaruShuu #I wrote this for over 2 hours pls save me #I love them I will dedicate anything to them #Karma x Gakushuu #Karma Akabane #Karma #Akabane #Gakushuu #Asano #Gakushuu Akabane #Headcanons #assassination classroom #AssClass

[bigboysaladman]

tagged by my bestie boo thangle </3 @mydeadfriend

1. why did you choose your url?

I made it up on the spot one day while playing a stupid little internet game and it’s stuck since.

2. any side blogs?

Just my NIN blog @badtrentreznorpics

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

I had a long-standing blog when I was 14-17, but I deleted it a few months back. Created a new one early February 2022 just to be a nuance to the NIN community <3

4. do you have a queue tag?

I honestly don’t know what this means <3

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

Years ago I started it thinking I was going to post art. Lol. Anyway I’m back to bring Trent Reznor content.

6. why did you choose your icon?

I love Trent. That’s it.

7. why did you choose your header?

hee hee blue goo spirals

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

Ummmm let me find it,

9. how many mutuals do you have?

3??? Yea not many.

10. how many followers do you have?

3 on this account. 100+ over on my NIN blog.

11. how many ppl do you follow?

5? 8? I don’t know. Not very many though.

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

I am a shitpost.

13. how many times do you use tumblr a day?

Almost daily. I don’t get paid enough to not be on my phone lol

14. have you ever had a fight with another blog?

Might happen sooner than later lol

15. how do you feel about need to rb posts?

??? I just reblog the things I like. This is my world and you’re just in it.

16. do you like tag games?

Sure I suppose, I guess feel free to tag me in any.

17. do you like ask games?

Same as above. I don’t mind it.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

um um um someone?

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

lol that’s silly, no.

#tag game

[purekesseltrash]

Okay referring to one of your reblogs here’s my favorite lines from BTD ‘cause it was one of my favorite fanfics of all time (I’m serious)

Non-serious one, : “The scarring was still awful though, he was never going to be able to get past that. But not actively breaking out… that was a good step.” GOD OKAY, I’ve struggled and am still struggling with acne for years now, and that just.. hit home man, the days where your not getting NEW acne and just the old ones you just couldn’t hack being the most prominent make or break your day

Serious one, : “Mezou’s body was a collection of tools that had somehow never seems adequate or correct, despite having been honed for a singular purpose since he had been little.” AHHHHHHHH, this line fucked me up, once again I’m mentioning my background with gymnastics, in gymnastics your body is all you have, sure you have equipment to land on but judges and coaches focus on your body and how it looks, and as someone who had horrendous lack of self esteem being put into a spandex leotard and having to have someone purposely look at you and critique you broke me, sure gymnastics was my passion but it broke me, so safe to say, you struck gold with that one. I’m pretty sure I blocked out all of gymnastics until I was age twelve when I rejoined cause I legit only have two memories of it, and one of the m was when I was refusing to go, so, yea, being good at sports when your young fucks you up, I missed this, sending you a big fucking ask revolving around BTD

Precious worm assssssssssssk! I have missed these too, lol. Ngl, I've been rereading this all day.

I actually never had awful acne, I just have TURRIBAD executive dysfunction so washing my face didn't happen for a long time until I started hyperfocusing on skincare stuff. So it was not great but my own fault. When I was deep in my skincare fixation though, I definitely would have days where the way that my skin looked could make or break me. Which frankly is likely not healthy buuuut it was what it was.

I thought for a LONG time about what I wanted to do with Shouji’s face to make him hate it. I thought about him having had an accident but Bury Them Deep is supposed to feel pretty real and down to earth. Plus I've had so many friends with super bad cystic acne that have reeeeally struggled with their self image because of it, so it felt right. I only thought to make his teeth bad later on and I wish I'd thought of it sooner as I could have worked it in sooner. I've actually based a decent amount of stuff from his upbringing from my partner's and braces were very much so not going to be in the picture for him. It's legit though how much something as simple as bad teeth can make you feel like an outcast.

Brooooo, I'm so glad it connected with you like that! That paragraph is legit one of my favorites in the fic because it really nails the 'nothing in my life feels like it belongs to me, even my body' mood that I was going for. I did get a part of that line from Ken Dryden's book, The Game. In it he describes his body as a collection of parts and it just SLAMMED into my brain when I was relistening to the audio book. I also like it because it feels like a way to tie in the canon aspects of Shouji and 'a collection of tools' is a very good way to describe his quirk. I added in other stuff as a reference to his quirk too, like his intense appetite, how he noticed really fine details and how he heard the car coming up at the car party.

You honestly might like reading 'The Game'. Ken talks a LOT about having been A Unique Talent at a young age and what it ended up meaning for him. He specifically talks alot about how he never really felt like he was apart of anything because he was always the youngest and always the best and how he never really sought that out, it just kinda... happened. He's an extremely good writer and was an incredible hockey player. I had to bring him up in the fic.

I did also want to talk about how we treat prodigies in the fic because yeah man, what you describe is disturbingly common. I've read a lot about the lives of early generational talents and it's fucking brutal how much pressure is being put on kids at such an early age. Sidney Crosby, for instance, would legit have parents scream at him in games from the stands.... in games where he was ten years old and already playing with kids that were bigger, faster and stronger than him. He full on had things thrown at him, like pop and food. And he never really got time off, it was just hockey hockey hockey all the time. I'm sure that he would say that it was worth it but as a society, we have a nasty habit of holding up children that have been made to make horrible sacrifices and we go, 'this is the pinnacle of what we can achieve'.

No. It isn't. It's sad but people's egos and dreams get in the way when they start to put that on children. Man, Hizashi’s little speech must have been a lot for you.

(Also if this is too personal and you want me to delete, I will. <3. I miss your worm asks you are ALWAYS welcome to send them)

#btd #precious worm ask

[luxurybrownbarbie]

Hey, girl!!

I wanted to say that you are such an inspiration, and i appreciate your content, input and opinions a loooot, like so much ✨

Here’s a story, and i would love if you could elaborate more on it...

I met this man at a bar(he purposely walked in just to sit next to me), we started talking, he’s very handsome and smart, long story short, we ended up hooking up 4 times(he had my number)

I’m 25, he’s 44

And he was going back and forth alllllll the time, between wanting to be with me(he was fantasizing about having kids with me after knowing me for like 2 weeks??) and even told me that he loves me in his sleep on our 3rd meeting/hookup lol) and not being with me because A)”I’m too young, he can’t “grow old” with me together” (his ego talking?that i’d always be more good looking than him? idk) Said that he wants to be with someone closer to his age (bruh then don’t fuck 20somethings? Stay in your lane??) B)He thought I would cheat on him and later on leave him, find someone younger C) I would manipulate him (he’s in sales, knows all the persuasion tricks which i know too, and he quickly noticed that) D)And that i’m only after his money 🙄 Now-yes, he’s the most basic rich playboy type, with obvious trust issues (he literally couldn’t... finish with hookups, only if he had a girlfriend) and he literally spent every weekend going to bars in order to find a wife...like.... a bar...a club.... tf. He was so desperate to find a wife, but he kept seducing 20somethings because they make him feel good and give him energy and whatnot, but he wouldn’t be with them, because trust issues :) and also-before me, he also developed the same crush,going back and forth with another young girl, but she was smart, told him that her life is just beginning and he’s in the middle of his etc. So basically that’s his pattern-developing crushes for young girls(i remind you that the dude is fkn 44) and then discarding them. But...I genuinely liked him, like a lot.. and he put this family life fantasy in my head...and kept going back and forth between these two options he made (there was a lot of sexting, and then he went cold or wouldn’t text me for like a week, and then sexting and attention again, and then nothing and in circles we go) It was driving me crazy, but i didn’t give up, because i thought he might change his mind and be with me. And the worst part....I WAS CHASING HIM (STUPID BITCHH????) Like from the start he said I don’t think i can be with you because A B C reasons, but because he kept changing his fkn mind every day, i pushed him, and was calling him and giving him reasons why i would be the perfect girl for him.... stupid. Anyway, this went on for 2 months, and then he decided to join fucking tinder 💀 and... saw my sugar account......and.... basically said yea my intuition was right. Like fuck, i forgot it existed, i took almost a year long break from it, and now it just... i tried to explain that i’m not like that anymore, i want him, not his money, and he just wouldn’t believe me. After two days, i asked him if we could meet for the last time, to talk and part ways(i wanted closure) he said “I don’t have time for your games, no hard feelings, i just chose a separate path in life” and just like that he was gone. I deleted his number. Now it’s been almost 1,5 months since it happened, and it still hurts that first of all, his lasting impression of me, and what he will tell next fkn hookups(because he liked to talk about other girls in bed) is that once he met this crazy manipulative gold digger who would just keep lying to him and that i really did play myself on this one. Like, if a man tells you that he won’t be with you, don’t fkn chase him trying to prove yourself! Lesson learned the hard way... So, that’s my little story, please, give me ALL of your thoughts on this, the good and the bad, I really just want to get over him but the fact that he thinks of me that way is killing me and i can’t change it (lol i tried for 2 months) Thank you in advance, I hope you are doing well and are prospering ✨❤️ -Davina

Whew, the universe really saved you there Davina.

There’s so many red flags here I feel like I’m at the running of the bulls.

He sought you out, then told you he couldn’t be with you. He kept projecting and saying he knew you would cheat and then he... gets on tinder while going back and forth with you.

He keeps making you audition your maturity, even though he regularly seeks out women in their early to mid twenties.

He starved you of attention, making you beg him for it when we withheld it from you. He had you consistently telling him how special and important he was without his money, which he knows it what attracts and gets him these women in the first place.

And the textbook “I knew a crazy gold digger so prove you’re not her.” line. So overdone. So manipulative. So vile.

You need to be thanking tinder for not deleting your sugar profile!! I can’t believe tinder is the hero in a story for once.

Please believe me when I say this, this would not have ended well at all. You would have been stuck in an emotionally and financially abusive relationship for who knows how long.

This is the comedown that happens after toxic and abusive relationships, it’s part of what perpetuates the cycle so much. Your brain is coddling you because you’re not ready to face that yet. I promise you, you are so much better off.

Find some good things to focus on, connect with friends and chat with them about anything but relationships, and recenter yourself in positive relationships. Once you’re out of this initial fog, you’ll see how bad this was and how lucky you are. 💛

Edit: I was so caught up in that man’s toxicity I didn’t get a chance to thank you for your compliments. Thank you, you’re so kind! 💛

#answered #hypergamy

[apenapaperandadoofus]

Hi! Can i request the RFA + V and Saeran with mc who can’t cook like she can’t even turn on the stove but she tried to cook for them as a way to cheer them up?? How do you think they’ll react to it? Thanks, have a good day 😁

Sure! And honestly that’s the perfect way to describe me lmao I can’t cook shit (ALSO EVERYTHING GOT DELETED SO I HAD TO WRITE IT AGAIN GD TUMBLRRRR!)

RFA+V and Saeran with an MC who can’t cook:

Zen:

He was a bit depressed since he was having a hard time with his role

Rehearsal was beginning in a few days and Zen still couldn’t get a feel of the character

So he was pretty sad

And you decided to try to cheer him up!

By cooking!

You asked Jaehee about his favorite food

Lamb kebab!

You waited until Zen went out for his jog and started working!

You put on a cute aprond and started working!

Everything was going well

Lmao who are we kidding everything was a disaster

First of all, you made the rice way to soggy so that sucks

And then while you were trying to grill the rest of the food it got burnt

And it set off your fire alarm

Which made everyone in the apartment fire because they thought there was a freaking fire

They called the fireman and everything

Until you explained that it was just the smell of your burnt cooking and that everything was fine

After everyone else calmed down and went back to their apartments, you saw Zen running towards you and giving you a tight hug

He had seen the fire truck go all the way to your place and he panicked

But you mumbled that it was because you burnt some food and set off the fire alarm

He laughed because he found it so cute, but when he saw your pouty face he grabbed your hand and guided you towards your home

He did try eating your food but it was burnt so you decided to just go an eat some fish shaped bread!

“Babe~ Thanks for trying to cheer me up! I love you~”

Yoosung:

You guys always ordered fast food because the two of you didn’t know how to cook lmao

Recently you saw Yoosung was pretty stressed, since finals were coming up and he was studying like crazy

That may have been because you promised no kisses unless he got some good grades

So he was working hard! But you didn’t want him to over do it

You decided to cook his favorite food!

You woke up early, while Yoosung was still making up for his loss of sleep due to the all nighters he was pulling

You diced to make him some omurice!

You turned on the stove and started cooking

I mean it was going fine until you had to cut the chicken and the onions!

First of all, you were paranoid while cutting the chicken because you didn’t want to cut yourself

But then you finished! And so the crisis was adverted!

Then you proceeded to cut the onion!

But while you were cutting it you started crying a bit

And you didn’t see where you were cutting and accidentally cut your finger

Just at that moment Yoosung was yawning and saying a lazy mornin’ while making his way to the kitchen

But he stopped when he saw you

You were bleeding a bit and your face was filled with tears

He immediately panicked and started shouting asking you what had happened

You tried to explain but he would let you talk

So you cupped his face and made him look at you

“Yoosung, I’m fine! I was trying to cook for you but while I was cutting the onion I started crying and accidentally cut myself. But it doesn’t hurt!”

Yoosung was immediately relieved and when you told him you were cooking for him he was so moved

He will eat everything you made for him, and later he will even try to return the favor!

Jaehee:

She was a bit stressed with the cafe, since she was having a bit of trouble getting the hang of everything that she had to do

So you decided to make her some lunch for work the next day!

You left the cafe early and went home to make Jaehee a cute chicken bento box!

Whenever you cooked you did it with Jaehee since she was the expert, but right now you wanted to surprise her!

You were doing a good job! You peeled the apples to have the forms of bunnies, put the rice on one side and the chicken teriyaki on another side!

Then you wrapped it up so you could give it to her the next day!

When you gave it to Jaehee she was so happy! And she even diced to feed you a bit

But then you tasted it and you wanted to barf

You had put wayyyy too much soy sauce!!!

“Jaehee! Why didn’t you tell me?!”

Jaehee only shook her head and smiled at you

“Y/N, whatever you make is delicious, and I will gladly eat it no matter what.”

Beautiful please marry this woman 🥺

Jumin:

He was pretty busy with work

And didn’t get to spend much time with you :(

So you decided to make a romantic dinner for him!

You told the chef to take a day off and started working before Jumin came home

Yea but it didn’t work

He had a really weird stove

How?

How does that work?

Someone help me please?

You spent sooooo long trying to get the damn stove to turn on

You even started crying a bit

Jumin came home and he saw you sitting on the couch, holding your knees, with your head hung low

Elizabeth was beside you, purring and trying to get your attention

“Love? Is everything alright?”

He quickly made his way over to you, and sat beside you, rubbing you back

“J-Jumin” you sobbed “I-I tried cooking for y-you but the-the freaking stove didn’t want t-to turn on! And-and I really w-wanted you to e-eat my food b-but the stupid stove didn’t want to work!”

Jumin was relieved, since he actually thought he’d done something wrong, but then he chuckled and hugged you

“Love thank you. I’m sure your food would’ve been delicious, but you don’t need to worry about me. Just sleeping in the same bed as you cheers me up every morning.”

He kissed your forehead and after you calmed down Jumin showed you how his stove worked, although he never really used it

And you both cooked together!

Saeyoung:

Saeyoung was having a gloomy day D:

He was isolating himself in his office, and nothing you or Saeran did could bring him out

So you decided to cook for him!

Saeyoung honestly liked everything, so you decided to make some ramen!

Saeran did ask if you needed some help, but you told him that you wanted to do it yourself!

And so you started cooking, putting on your favorite songs and dancing around

While you were placing the ingredients in the pot you were dancing to one of your favorite songs

And you accidentally knocked it over with your elbow

You screamed as the pot burnt a bit of hand and your feet

Saeyoung ran to the kitchen, Saeran following close behind

“Y/N! Are you alright?!”

You bit your lip and cried and explained that you had knocked the ramen pot while you were dancing

“What? Ramen pot? Why the hell were you making ramen?” He asked while he checked your foot and hand

“I-I saw you were feeling a bit down so I wanted to cook for you and try to...sniff...cheer you up!”

Saeyoung looked at you surprised and sighed

“Y/N...you didn’t have to do this for me...”

You told him that you really wanted to, and he hugged you and kissed where you had gotten brunt

Saeyoung carried you to the kitchen and with Saeran they cleaned up the kitchen and made some food for you!

That night Saeyoung will hold you tight and whisper so many thank-you’s

V:

V was feeling a bit down since he had a bit of art block

So to cheer him up you decided to cook some pain de campagne which was one of his favorite food!

You wanted to make the bread from scratch, so you were working hard!

Finally you put the bread in the oven and went over to the living room to talk to some of the RFA members

Well you forgot that the bread was there

Later when V went to the kitchen to drink some water he smelled something burning

And he discovered the bread!

“Umm, love? Y/N, can you come here for a second?”

You quickly made your way to the kitchen and gasped as you remembered

You had made bread for him!!!!

And you forgot to take them out of the oven!

You became red in the face and started apologizing while explaining to V that you wanted to try and cheer him up

He chuckled and held your hands

“Thank you Y/N...that was so sweet of you.”

He will definitely feel better!

And later you will both cook some bread together!

Saeran:

Even though Saeran had gotten out of mint eye, he still had his ups and downs

One day he wasn’t feeling good, so he stayed in bed all day

To cheer him up you decided to bake some cookies for him!

Saeran was always making things for you and you wanted to repay him!

So you started getting everything ready

While you were making the cookies the whole kitchen was a mess

I mean you accidentally opened the flour and made it go all over your face

And then you put a bit too much sugar

When you started mixing you may have gotten the whole place dirty lmao

Then you put them in the oven and waited paintently!

Whenever Saeran has nightmares you had stayed up with him at night

So you were a bit tired

Nd you didn’t notice that you started dozing off for a bit

Until you remembered the cookies! And you got them out of the oven

They were a bit burnt :(

Saeran had finally woken up and was going to cook some lunch

But he saw you there with the cookies and he smiled

“Princess? What are you doing?”

You explained that you had made some cookies for him and Saeran looked as if he was about to cry

I mean you were both literally about to cry, Saeran because he was so moved and you because you had burnt the cookies a bit

Saeran kissed you and gently cupped your cheek in one of his hands

“Thank you. No one has ever cooked for me like this and...thank you. I love you, Y/N”

Then he takes a bite of the cookie and you laugh at the funny face he just made

He will definitely eat the cookies since you made them for him!

But next time he’ll help you lol

#mystic messenger #saeran choi #saeyoung choi #choi bois #jumin han #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #zen mys me #jihyun mysme #v mysme #mysme

[eightysixed]

snapped

It was lunch break when he got the notification, at first going unnoticed because he was sitting outside with Duncan and Krista in their usual spot. The sun beat down on the three of them as they ate the wraps Krista got for them from the 7-Eleven, that and the lemonade. He tuned out of the conversation at hand, some plans Kirsta was making for Bonnaroo or something, to check on his phone.

[ 1! new snapchat ]

As he unlocked  his phone, he shielded it in view from the other two. Being a snap from Gaby, he was probably wise to do that. But it was unlike their usual snaps. Sat in the backseat of a car, she was strapped in next to two other girls. The bar caption underneath it: road trip with the bestiesss.

Confusion was the first emotion, wondering if she’d sent it to him by accident. It was set as her story too, once he pulled out of their chat and noticed as much. He contemplated not answering anything at all, but that would be rude. Then again, she had been rude. Torn this way for a couple of seconds, he settled for sending a chat her way instead.

tyson hey gaby🍒 haha hiiii tyson what up gaby🍒 not much u? tyson work lol gaby🍒 oh right haha tyson yeah

It was fucking weird, this. He wanted to say as much. But what else could he really say that hadn’t already been said? There was nothing else. Months ago, she told him to meet at Carousel. It started out friendly with drinks, and then turned ugly. A perfect storm of the worst proportions, him telling her that he was basically seeing someone now and her saying that she wanted more than 3am booty calls and nothing else. She presented her case, how she thought they really could be something, if he only gave them a chance — hell, he was almost convinced for a second. But no more than that second. He stuck to it, she got upset, she stormed out. Now, he just wanted to ask her what the fuck all this was, but how to do that without coming off hostile? A task.

gaby🍒 just saying hiii is all tyson kinda weird but cool lol gaby🍒 what i can’t say i miss u? damn :( tyson kinda weird after how u left yeah but nah it’s cool ig gaby🍒 i was jk chill 😛

Tyson wondered if he read that right. Why were girls like this, he wondered. You could never get anywhere half the time with them because you never knew what the fuck they meant. Life would be so much better if they just said what they thought and meant it, but of course, that’s not how things went in life. It never went like that in life. Playing games, they all liked to play games. 

He left Gaby on read and pulled out to the main screen of his snapchat (handle: bonghitter). Unopened items there were plenty, a video, and messages from two other girls. For a brief second, he contemplated deleting the app entirely, before that notion slipped from his mind again with Duncan grabbing his attention. He put his phone away and went back to lunch.

***

Later that night, somewhere in between hallucinating an earthquake in his and Tierney’s living room (he was completely sober, so that wasn’t a factor), and picking up an unidentified number that didn’t answer down the other line, Tyson found his evening going funny. Almost like he’d stepped into an alternate dimension. He wasn’t on any of Sulley’s edibles though, so what was going on? Maybe this was that psychosis that was setting in that Jude had warned him about (though he can’t remember why Jude had told him it would, they hadn’t been sober then). If it wasn’t an earthquake that had shaken the floor just now, what could it be? Did some fatty whale of a person fall directly outside their door, making the ground shake? A possibility. Oasis’ infrastructure wasn’t the strongest.

Then he got a new snapchat notification. 

From her. Again.

He braced himself for the worst, opening it, and surely, there it was. A half-clad Gaby in mirror view, the usual ‘hey’ postscripted by that unholy black bar that was strategically covering up places that normally, he’d want uncovered. It was clearly some hotel or motel room, and he could probably guess the next that would follow, if encouraged. But all he felt was a faint wave of disappointment. Nothing else. Old Tyson would’ve sent her a ‘where’s the rest’ message, no questions asked, but not this one. He was angry and not sure how well he downplayed it, maybe not well at all.

tyson ?? gaby🍒 what? haha tyson why u actin like this gaby🍒 like what?

Tyson mumbled an expletive under his breath. He was an argumentative person, sure, he loved to debate, talk until the cows come home about the right subject. But this was his least favourite type of confrontation, and he’d rather be doing anything but this, literally anything.

tyson you were the one who said okay we’re done u stormed out the bar u did that remember? lol gaby🍒 ohhhhh that look i wasn’t in a good place then okay? i’m sorry :(

Tyson said nothing, a sigh escaping his lips. Starting to get angry now and not even sure why. He’d always had it good with this girl, but outside of whatever they did in bed (or on a couch, or in the shower), there was nothing. And he wasn’t exactly interested in anything she had to offer right now. Or anytime in the future. It was borderline ridiculous to think or believe, and Dom would probably ask him if he was okay and not sick, but there it was. He thought of the right thing to respond, but before he even could, she sent through something else. A Bitmoji. Hers hugging his. 

tyson okay apology accepted but nothing’s changed with me meant what i said then still stands now gaby🍒 you’re still seeing someone? tyson yea gaby🍒 oh okay just thought something changed my friend saw u tyson where? gaby🍒 at santa monica on the pier u were with some girl tyson jfc that’s my best friend’s babymama she came w/her kid to see him gabriela i’m tired i’m seeing someone rly can’t do this gaby🍒 okay tyson have a good night

The last reply back took the longest time coming through, but when it finally did, there was no more. Relief. Was he off the hook? Was this it? He waited for more to come, but it didn’t. Maybe he was off the hook. Maybe she’d come around again in 3 months. Or 6 months. Or a year, who knows. Maybe she’d find someone and stop snapping him. He hoped she would. As he was thinking these things, maybe five maybe ten minutes having passed, he got a new notification. 

gaby🍒 my friends say you suck btw tyson LOL okay

Now this was funny. Though still a little infuriating, he thought as his brows pulled together in both confusion and dismay. Girls, when would they learn that no meant no? He was about to all but toss his phone aside, leave it on the bed to go back into the living room, when one more came in. 

gaby🍒 sorry im a lil drunk...

Now that he would leave on read, and hopefully there would be no more, and that would be the end of that. She really wasn’t a bad person, Gabriela, deep down he liked her. As a person. But it ended there. He was about to go through with his toss-the-phone plan and shuffle into the kitchen to see if a bag of takeout had magically materialized on the counter, be done with this chapter for good, when he got a new notification. With dread he glanced to the top of the screen, but a smile picked up on the corners of his lips when he saw who it was from.

Jude: holy shit dude you need to check this out… [ http://absoluteepicpranks.com/monkey-flaming-motorcycle.htm ]

#self para #self para: tyson #this is the dumpsterfire that happens when a plot comes to u half asleep in the dead of night #and u don't write it down and proceed to forget 85% of it #and then attempt to reconstruct it #v: silverlake

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

heimkoheimkofan replied to your post “would anyone be interested if i fixed sly thieves in time or”

Go ahead and tell your ideas, i'm honestly curious.

BUCKLE UP IT’S GONNA BE LONG 

and premise: i’m still using the time travel plot, because i DO have an original story for sly but i legit just want to fix thieves in time, not make a completely different story

to fix it properly the series should’ve ended with sly 3, but lets pretend we can go on

also important: while i’m referring at the main bad guy as le paradox, the main bad guy ISN’T the le paradox of TiT. he’s a stupid character with a stupid name and an even more stupid motivation to be the bad guy, i’m simply using his name as nameclaim for lack of other names.

VARIOUS CHANGES:

the gang doesn’t travel in time because le paradox is specifically attacking the clan; le paradox is stealing stuff that eventually would end up in the cooper vault without even knowing it, and coincidentally deleting SOME parts of the thievious racconus. le paradox themself isn’t even aware the cooper gang is fighting their team off until the medieval england level and isn’t doing anything about them for the time being

no sly doesn’t “misses thieving uwu”, he gets back in the gang because of the whole “hey the pages are missing”  and “penelope disappeared”. carmelita catches him and instead of being sassy and being like “woopsies lol” ofc he’s sarcastic at first but immediatly realizes he fucked up.

carmelita herself is part of the gang from japan, but she actually acts like part of the gang just at the very end of the level, where she actually talks it out with sly. their situation is still a little worrisome at the beginning, but first of all we don’t have carmelita getting kidnapped (NEVER.) nor her threatening him over and over. they very slowly understand to find a way to get over the whole “yea i was faking amnesia” thing

the time machine works differently. you gotta write the very precise date and place to travel!!! questions “shouldn’t we go back when neyla paralyzed bentley then?” or “shouldn’t we directly stop clockwerk then?” happen over and over and they’re quite the big plot point. they’re doing what’s right, not what’s good for them.

sly doesn’t go around saying he’s one of the cooper, once again because of time paradox stuff, but tries to find excuses about being a big fan or something like that. the ancestors don’t know he’s a cooper but his name becomes important for them (other than for slytunkhamen ofc) and is a name used a lot after that time

...also im gonna say it murray’s gay and has a crush for someone they meet during their travels. that’s it. it’s canon now no longer a shitty joke

LEVELS ANCESTORS AND BOSSES:

feudal japan, still w rioichi except that he didn’t invent sushi because it’s stupid and he isn’t a stereotype. el jefe can stay

the wild west is the only good level except for the whole “carmelita gets kidnapped” level and of course her stupid ass flirting with tennessee. everything else is perfect. tennessee is perfect. toothpick is perfect. i really like this level and it’s exactly the same except for that one level and the finale of course

in a better world bob nor grizz exist. the third level is the caribbean during the 1800, and the ancestor is henriette “one eye” cooper because i love her big time. the gang makes lot of jokes about “oh my god we’re with pirates again” and she’s the only one of the ancestors who lowkey flirts with carmelita. dimitri is having the time of his life and throws parties on the ship. idk who the bad guy is so don’t ask :(

ill talk about the medieval england and the black knight later but know that 3/4 of it is good and will stay. from penelope’s backstab onwards however it changes a LOT.

arabia can stay but it’s during the 40 thieves golden era, making salim a Big Boss  instead of whatever the hell that was. no bellydance minigame. mrs decibel is a victim of circumstances and eventually helps the gang. i need to change her a lil but ill think about it

instead of paris, the final level would be ancient egypt. again i’m gonna talk about it later :3c

VERY BIG CHANGES I’M GONNA PUT UNDER READ MORE BECAUSE IT’S LONG AND I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE WHOLE PENELOPE BULLSHIT AND THE BIG TWIST IN EGYPT HELL YEAH

PENELOPE

you know that one scene when the black knight is confirmed to be a mecha controlled by penelope? HAH NO SYKE!!! yes penelope is confirmed to working for le paradox, but she’s been kidnapped and captured with the idea that “hey, you’re working with your bf to make a time machine? make one for me too or i game end him and all your friends” so of course she’ll do it. as for now, she’s chained in the black knight’s factory and after bentley is assured she’s good and fine and they hug it out, the next mission implies freeing her using carmelita and defeating the big mechanical dragon penelope had to build

penelope in TiT was already a completely different character, both personality and design speaking, so might as well make her an original one. so i present to you... le paradox. 

the rest of the level continues just as in the game, except that bentley AND PENELOPE beat up the boss of the level - aka le paradox herself. from that moment she realizes the coopers are a problem and actively goes ahead and tries to mess with them on purpose, to the point that she wants to steal the thievious racconus to fuck with em.

penelope is part of the gang and actively works w them during arabia and egypt and become bff with carmelita and bentley proposes to her because shut the fuck up sanzaru

SIDENOTE: ARABIA

as i said it’s very different but esp at the end. salim’s thievious racconus IS stolen by le paradox and mrs decibel for enough for them to know about how slytunkhamen was the first cooper who wrote in it... and most importantly about clockwerk. salim’s book is retrieved also thanks to decibel, who spills the beans and explains le paradox’ plan to the gang to absolutely fuck up with everyone by giving clockwerk the necessary knowledge about technology to become the mechanical bird we all hate and dislike with the idea that “hey, if i steal the book and i let you kill the coopers we’re cool right?”

“but wouldn’t that create a paradox” yes but i never said le paradox is clever. she’s petty and stupid and had to kidnap penelope to make the time machine she doesn’t give a shit about paradoxes

EGYPT

it’s a true run against time. slytunkhamen is the only cooper who gets to know sly comes from the future because there’s no time to waste with silly excuses. half of the level is them trying to find clockwerk and overall saving one another from le paradox and clockwerk’s gangs and trying to reach for them before things happen

le paradox actually manages to find clockwerk, give him all the knowledge necessary, steals the thievious racconus and explains how coopers in the future learn from it... and just before the final battle with le paradox, well. clockwerk pulls a neyla and murders le paradox in cold blood

“isn’t it too much for a children’s game” neyla did the same to arpeggio and sly 2 is a game about drug deals shut up it isn’t

the remaining part of the final level is akin to the end of sly 2, really. clockwerk flying around and the gang trying to find ways to take him down and get back the thievious racconus before he could actually use le paradox’ time machine. because if clockwerk is dangerous, clockwerk with a time machine is even worse. he’s already immortal on his own that would make him Double Immortal

the gang takes shots at taking down clockwerk, pretty much, all of them working together until the final duel between him and sly.  once again, sly has to do the right thing instead of what’s good for him to avoid a time paradox - leaving the murderer of his parents alive to avoid completely destroying the timeline.  clockwerk grows knowing that someday he’ll have to leave sly alive if they met before sly is an adult + knows about the thievious racconus, giving him one more excuse to not game end sly when he goes to find connor and his wife

le paradox’ time machine is destroyed and so is the cooper gang’s as soon as they get back to the present. just to be sure.

FINALE:

everyone’s good 

no shitty cliffhanger

dimitri is good out there. he’s just vibin

murray gets back to his racing but stays a lil more in contact with the gang. maybe he gets a bf. who knows.

bentley and penelope actually get married and they’re Good and Fine back in crimes action

carmelita and sly actually talk it out. they grew closer!!!!! sly could show his Very Good Side and while they talk about how he couldve made things better for everyone, that would mean still lose his family... and her. they get to actually tell eachother “i love you” and while sly still remain in the interpol working with her, she sometimes closes an eye whenever some big criminal get their stuff stolen in the middle of the night.

rumors say the cooper gang is back in action, but... who knows? ;)

#heimkoheimkofan #thieves in time but better #yes im calling the au like this #sly raccoon #sly cooper #gio talks

[fnaf2yaoi]

lemme talk abt something or more so someone lol!! (feel free to ask me to tag this!)

so theres this person in the osc tiktok who like 1-2 months ago got into drama w/ someone else bc they didn’t support neopronouns and some other stuff. stuff went down, they got educated everything was over. well this person literally like. can’t let go of this stuff?? they have posted constant videos abt the drama, sometimes making the other person look bad, even though?? they were in the wrong?? ltrly like the only reason why- and i’m sure abt this, that they “apologised” was bc all the drama was “hurting their ego🥺🥺🥺” i rmr in the vid exposing them (its deleted now) they ltrly mentioned smthn abt how all this was hurting their ego n shit. they also ltrly won’t leave this person alone and stuff.

i remember, when i was like “oh they’re a better person now, i’ll give them one more chance” they ltrly made a video of somesort abt how ppl were trying to remutual them n stuff n yadda yadda ya. like, some people were being forgiving of them, but okay? and they literally tagged me in it but the moment i saw that vid i unfollowed. and i told them that when they tagged me then they blocked me but i didn’t rlly care.

couple days later they ig unblocked me, and had? tagged me in a vid saying “ik u dont follow but do u still see my vids?” like. you blocked me first of all so, no. second of all i just found it kinda funny that after that they replied to my comment with a vid of “what they’ve been doing” like. okay?? why do you want me to see this? you have tons of other followers, and clearly you don’t want anything to do with me since you blocked me. i also find it funny they’ve made multiple accounts, and i mean MULTIPLE. they’ve used them to ltrly like. attack someone over the drama.

i made a post abt them before but i had deleted it bc i thought they had become a better person.

they’ve also made a roleplay acc for silver spoon from ii, and were literally gatekeeping the character. they apparently sent death threats to another silver spoon acc and also had kam in their bio (kill all men) 😐. luckily this acc was deleted wahoo!!!

i won’t say who this is just bc i don’t want people attacking them, but if you wanna dm me and ask for their acc, or other accs so you can block them bc they still do stuff like this then feel free to ask but yea lol. they’re genuinely an asshole.

#~🕶~ #delete l8r #maybe lol!! #ask to tag

[my-chemical-rmnce-frnk]

FOR EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO READ ALL THE NEGATIVE STUFF, JUST DON'T READ IT :))

ALSO, DO NOT LIKE THIS POST IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY READ IT, THANKS

(people are gonna think i do it for attention seeking)

so, my fam, i think i have explained to u how bad my self esteem is & that i think i don't deserve nothing but loneliness & death. The reasons, behind this could be pretty ridiculous for ya but, i'm hella mega destroyed from all of that shit. Basically, it all started when my best friend bullied me like,, 3 years ago?? well, almost best friend but still, we were always together. And i was so fucking blind that i didn't realized until one day, where he just said it all together. Since that day, my self esteem was pretty low. Well, i don't care that much abt the bullying thing anymore tho. Now, let's go to the summer of 2019. Okay so there was this guy who i have known for like 10 years. He told me he loved me. So we were dating i would say?? Yea basically, he was the only person who made me feel good abt myself. Like, for the first time after 2 years i felt beautiful abt who i am & i thought i deserved the love of people. I was confident again,, & i loved this guy 3 years before he confessed me?? So my life was perfect at that point. Idk how to explain this but he was the only person who like,, reminded me how great i am?? I couldn't keep going without him. Until, 16 September. I remember the exact time as well. It was, 19:37 when he told me he doesn't love me anymore. OKAY I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BROKE UP THAT MUCH LMAO ULL SEE LATER. So, like, i felt crushed. Idk if you ever felt it. The only person, who made u happy (for real the only one) tells u he doesn't want u anymore. That's a hard thing to take yknow?? It isn't obviously his fault. It's my fucking fault. If i was good enough nothing would have happened. If i was more like the other girls, beautiful, maybe he wouldn't tell that. Anywayz the very same day, I attempted suicide. I was ready to kill myself but my parents came home so it failed. But from that day, my self esteem is so low, like, it doesn't get worse than that. I got eating disorders & i still have. I got anxiety as well. Everything was collapsing. My mind is only telling me that i'll never be good enough for anyone, that i'm a failure, that i don't deserve love, or the friends i have. The only thing i deserved was death. Now, on March 16, i did my second suicide attempt which failed cause of music. I was self harming everyday tho anywayz. I still think like that, that i don't deserve anything. My irl friends & family don't know a thing abt it & they're never gonna learn abt it. Well, with that guy, we're friendz so yeah who cares abt the break up lmao. I still love him but who cares right?? I'm not good enough for him or anyone else. I swear to God my chemical romance & Frank's music is the only thing that keeps me alive. I have no will to live otherwise. The only thing i do, is to feel guilty abt everything & the only thing i know is to be a shitty, boring person who can't do anything right. To sum up, this is my story,, i'm still that way & every 16th i have terrible suicidal thoughts. Well, i'm probs gonna attempt suicide or self harm but yeshh lol. I know it's hilarious & sorry for wasting your time. For real, sorry :( (i'm not gonna delete the post after second thought. Cuz it's so funny & you'll laugh at me so i'll do smthing good i guess) if you wanna say something abt this, feel free to do it. Again, i'm so sO sorry :(

#yesh that was it #no one will read it lmao #sorry again #and again #:(( #:) #did u laugh??? #hope yes #mcr #frankiero #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro

[theonlysoph]

Your writing is amazing and I am glad that it brought you some bit of happiness during this crazy time. It was everything that I wanted and more! Goodness, instantly from your idea for Jackson I was wondering how the other's would react to a similar situation. >///

Hi love !! Please always feel free to request something because otherwise I am uncreative and unmotivated lol 

Anyways I’m going to make this one short cuz I always find trouble writing the same scenario with slightly different reactions so I hope that’s ok !!

Request         Masterlist 

Mark: He is a sweet boi but he would be so angry. Not at you, he could never be mad at you and he knows you didn’t mean to lose everything. But you might wanna give him a couple hours to cool off before talking to him again (sidenote: I also feel angry Mark would be really hot but u didn’ t hear it from me)

Jaebum: He’s so hard to read !! Mainly I think he would either a) be stoic and silent, like the intimidation, anger and brooding would just ooze off of him. or b) get right back to work. Either way I think he would be deep in a zone for a few days so if he ignores try not to take it personal, he doesn’t mean it. And once it all passes over he’ll be silly and goofy again.

Jackson: I already did his reaction here butttt to add on: First he would be stressed the fuck out. He has so much to do in China/ America and Korea so if something doesn’t go to plan all time and energy is going to fixing it. He wouldn’t blame you, more so be upset with himself more than anyone.

Jinyoung: Girl if I were you I would run. Yea he’s a prince but he’s also evil, he can just hide it better than the others. I’m not saying that he would do anything rash or harmful, but just his death glare would be enough to make you wanna die. He would definitely look calm on the outside but once he gets those files back trust and believe that you’ll never be allowed back in the studio.

Youngjae: Another sweet boi, but I don’t see him really getting angry. I think he’s similar to Jackson in that he would stress out and be more mad at himself, but he’s also as cool as Jinyoung. He wants to fix it fast because he’s already forgiven you. But he might make you sit on your hands when you visit from now on. 

Bambam: Everyone in the fuckin building would know that something went wrong. He would be screaming, freaking out, and running everywhere. Basically he would just turn into a mess of nerves. He may not be nice in the heat of the moment but know that once you guys are back home you’re already forgiven,,, just don’t ever bring up this traumatic moment. 

Yugyeom: I think he would react similarly to the dance practice prank. Meaning that he would get really quiet and remain respectful of everyone in the room. But when he gets home later he would be an emotional mess. I feel that of all the boys he would need the most comforting and reassurance that everything will be ok. But give him a day or two and he’ll bounce back, more determined than before.

#got7 #got7 ask #got7 imagine #got7 scenario #got7 x reader #got7 reaction #got7 drabble #got7 mark #got7 jaebum #got7 jinyoung #got7 jackson #got7 youngjae #got7 bambam #got7 yugyeom

[thatlittledandere]

1, 2, 3, 13, 14, 21, 24, 37, 38 and 39 for those writer questions. (Sorry for being so many at once I'm just curious)

fic writer’s meme

1, 2 and 3 already answered!

13.  What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across?

You don’t need to write scenes chronologically! Changed my life.

14. What’s the worst writing advice you’ve ever come across?

Those lists of words to use instead of “said” FUCK that. Also my high school Finnish teacher pissed me off, like, in general. And we didn’t even really WRITE fiction.

21. How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

...Do I revise? *checks the definition of the word* Yeah it’s possible I don’t exactly “revise” after a fic is complete. Of course every time I open it to edit it or continue I go through what I already have and make alterations, but if all of that counted for this, it would be like asking “how many sessions does it take to write a fic” which is impossible to answer as it can range from one to dozens, even with oneshots. After I finish the last scene I post it and return to it, like, two days later to fix the typos lol

24. Have you ever deleted one of your published fics?

Nope.

37. Talk about your current wips.

Uuuuh I have WAY TOO MANY unfinished ones to mention and I’m not even sure which ones I’ve abandoned for good and which ones I’ll finish one day... But I started and two fics for Souyo week and I’m still PRETTY determined to finish them! 

One was... more of a vague idea than an actual plot, which is why I stagnated. But it’s my personal headcanon that while the seeds for Yosuke’s attraction to Yu were sown while rescuing Yukiko, Kanji’s dungeon is where Yosuke first started to... start to be somewhat almost aware of it. Like that’s where he had the first butterflies and/or the “wait a second” double take that he adamantly refused to acknowledge. And yeah that was supposed to be the fic for the Fog prompt because, uuh, steam is almost like fog, right? Yes I know what words mean

The second one was for the Stormy prompt. I made the storm more of a mood than a weather condition because I’m pretentious like that, and it was an argument fic. But then it spiraled out of control when more and more narrators kept forcing their way in and I got a case of bad conscience bc the reason for their argument was Yosuke’s internalized homophobia that he still wasn’t completely over and idk suddenly I started feeling guilty for exploring it constantly;; Like I haven’t even WRITTEN anything with that trope/headcanon yet but it’s always on my mind and it kinda feels like it’s all I can think or write about and like I’m somehow making light of other people’s trauma and yeah I’ll stop typing now

*clears throat* ANYWAY! I may or may not finish these one day.

38. Talk about a review that made your day.

I feel awkward naming names sdsfsdgf but this one time I felt a fic came out really forced and then one of my favorite authors commented that it “flowed naturally” and I was so happy I showed it to my mom lol. And my April Fools mistake got a really long comment picking apart scenes and lines I had already forgotten writing by that point (next day, but I wrote it in a real frenzy). Oh and someone commented on one of my stupid joke fics that “the plot is actually really good” and yea... I think about it a lot.

39. Do you ever get rude reviews and how do you deal with them?

Luckily I haven’t gotten any!

#yes i'm gay yes i like reading about homophobia for some reason #we exist #it's like.. it feels like i talk about yosuke's internalized homophobia all the time... even though i NEVER ACTUALLY DO #it's a vicious cycle where i can't talk abt my headcanon at all bc i think i talk about it all the time #A N Y W A Y thanks for asking!! and it's absolutely no problem that there were so many i love rambling about my stuff #about me #anon #asks