#deltarune incorrect quotes

[drowninnoodles]

Quotes matched by @cherrii-boom @corelex @vermwerm

I have a lot of fun with those

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[karmaspidr]

Kris: Why are you making my life hell?

Player: Good question. Screams into the void HEY ASSHOLE!! WHY AM I STUCK MAKING THIS BRAT'S LIFE HELL! WHERE'S MY VESSEL?!

Gaster: Don't know, don't care.

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[totally-stoked]

Queen: “Do You Have Any Pets?”

Rouxls, thinking: girls liketh sensitive guys, right?

Rouxls: “Uh, a cat!”

Queen: “What Is Its Name?”

Rouxls, thinking: girls also liketh Toughe guys…

Rouxls: “M-Missile Launcher.”

#deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune #queen deltarune #rouxls kaard #queenkaard

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

Happy Undertale 8th Anniversary, I tried writing a oneshot but it wasn't working, so here, take this offering of incorrect quotes instead, and may it appease the beast for another year.

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Frisk, at Alphy's window: I thought I'd find you here! Chara, corporeal: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR!!!

Undyne, the night Papyrus came to her house at midnight: I hate you. Papyrus, holding up a surprisingly well-drawn picture: WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS PICTURE I DREW OF US HOLDING HANDS, THAT IS NOT TRUE!

Undyne: Alphys is off at an appointment, so while she's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. Papyrus: Why? Undyne: She's like 90% of my impulse control.

Frisk: Undyne, when’s your birthday? Undyne: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Frisk: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

Fallen Human Perseverance: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Asgore: I type how I think. Toriel: Odd that you type at all then.

Asriel: *is hugging Frisk* Chara: Hey! It's my turn to hug Frisk! Kris, kicking down the door: What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Asriel: No, It's still my turn! Frisk, suffocating: Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! Chara: But we need the moral support! Asriel: And you're small! Which is cute! Kris: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. Frisk: Well- I, I guess.

Sans: Last week, Papyrus tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Frisk: Why are you like this?? Flowey: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Papyrus: WHEN I DIE, I WANT SANS TO LOWER ME INTO MY GRAVE SO HE CAN LET ME DOWN ONE LAST TIME.

Alphys: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say something homophobic and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Mettaton: Mettaton: I like you.

Asriel: Can we go to a haunted house? Chara: What's wrong with the one we live in? Asriel: Wh-what? Chara: Good-night, Asriel.

Frisk: How’s practice going? Flowey: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Frisk: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your petals. Flowey: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. Frisk: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Frisk: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Asriel: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Chara: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Toriel: Yes, I'm adopting seven ghosts and you cowards can't tell me no!

Frisk: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Mettaton: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

Frisk, to Toriel: If you see Chara, give them this message *makes a neutral face* They'll know what it means. *later* Toriel: Oh, and Frisk said to give you a message. *makes a neutral face* Chara: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Frisk: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Frisk: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Napstablook: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Mettaton: Maddy is the scariest thing I could think of! Mad Mew Mew: Mettaton told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Toriel: What's worse than a heartbreak? Alphys: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Muffet: Would you like something to drink? *Opens fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Frisk: Spiders? Muffet: Spiders it is then. Frisk: No, that wasn’t- *But she was already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES??? Undyne: …You mean my pronouns? Papyrus: NO, I KNOW WHAT YOUR PRONOUNS ARE!!! WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES??? Undyne: …I dunno. What are yours? Papyrus: NOISY AND WORKAHOLIC!!! Undyne: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Monster Kid: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Monster Kid: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

Toriel: I'm cold. Sans: here, take my hoodie, pal. *meanwhile* Alphys: I'm cold. Undyne: *sets the whole city on fire*

Alphys: So, what's for dinner? Undyne, staring at the spaghetti, and the house, that she and Frisk burnt down: Regret.

Chara: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet. Frisk: Pfft. What possible nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat? Chara, taking away Frisk's phone: Yeah, that enough for you.

deltarune special: Noelle: Goshdarn it, the printer broke while printing out Rudy's birthday invitations. Carol: Well, what are they supposed to say? Noelle: "Rudy's birthday". Carol: So, what do they say instead? Noelle: "Rudy's bi". Carol: Carol: Works out either way.

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[little-buzz]

You can consider this a sequel/reimagine. I got a notification from the original post and that sparked inspiration for this. This isn't original but I thought my idea was silly 🤪

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[headcanons-phb]

#deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #kris dreemurr #susie deltarune #source: sam and max

[the-beasts-have-arrived]

Undertale/Deltarune incorrect quotes

#Deltarune #deltarune incorrect quotes #my post #original post #utdr #incorrect quotes #Undertale

[vermwerm]

i found out how to make these yesterday

#incorrect deltarune quotes #deltarune #rouxls kaard #deltarune incorrect quotes #rouxls #rouxlsposting

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

This is how their friendship started btw

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[fandomonic-plague]

DELTARUNE TIME

Kris : How long do you think it'll take? Susie: I don’t know, three or four. Kris : Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months? Susie: Yeah, maybe five. Kris : Five what?!

#deltarune time #deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune

[aceofclub]

Kris: If you're fortunate enough

Kris: Your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

Lancer: NOT if I swallow this glowstick!!!

#incorrect quotes #deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune #incorrect deltarune quotes #kris deltarune #lancer deltarune #utdr

[undervaluedagent]

Rouxls Kaard, trying to flirt with Queen: I trulye go-eth into house husbande mode when I'm somebody's boy-friende. I willeth make thee pancakes and bacone in bed ev'ry morn.

Spade King, overhearing this: Wh— that is a lie.

Spade King: I used to live with this man. That is a lie.

Spade King: He doesn't even know how to cook a pancake, what is this?!

#incorrect deltarune quotes #deltarune incorrect quotes #rouxls kaard #spade king #queenkaard #except spade king is the opposite of a wingman #deltarune #undervalued files

[corals-corner]

*before kings top surgery*

King: If I die during the surgery, promise me one thing

Queen: Uhhh Sure Anything (BRO???)

King: Blow up the hospital.

#deltarune #king deltarune #king of spades #chaos king #deltarune queen #queen #sorry i had to #shout out to my friend who suggested this lol #theyre like 16 or 17 when this happened #tell me they wouldnt do this #i dare you #incorrect quotes #deltarune incorrect quotes #trans spade king

[totally-stoked]

Queen: “You Put The ‘Bi’ In Bitchless”

Rouxls: “…”

Queen: “See It’s Funny Because You Cast The Widest Possible Net And Still Pull Zero(0) Bitches”

Rouxls: “………..”

Queen: “How Does One Swing Both Ways And Still Manage To Not Hit Anything”

Rouxls: “………………..”

Queen: “I’m Almost Impressed By How Pathetic You Are”

#deltarune incorrect quotes #deltarune #rouxls kaard #queen deltarune #queenkaard #? #I guess it’s queenkaard #pathetic AND bitchless #WOE! Woe be to the man whomst doth not pulleth any pussie!

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

Neo 3: Ahhh...give me another round, bartender. It's been a rough week. Captain 3: I’m on break. I’m not a bartender. We’re both underage. That’s hot chocolate.

#source: “running in triangles” by noelleholidaystanaccount on ao3 #splatoon incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #deltarune incorrect quotes #neo 3 #captain 3 #splat3 #splatoon 3 #splatoon #actually i suppose captain 3 is of age by now but this felt so in-character i had to do it

[little-buzz]

Kris hands Susie a cookie from the tray.

Kris: This one is shaped like a heart. That's how I feel about you.

Susie takes the cookie and swallows it to stifle the emotions she's feeling.

Kris hands Ralsei another cookie from the tray.

Kris: This one is shaped like Hometown. That's how I feel about you.

Ralsei, confused: What does that mean??

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