#dilfy tom

[ang3lik]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM AND BILL !

happy 34th birthday to the rockstars !!

#˚ ₊ ‧ 。𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 。‧₊ ˚ #tokio hotel #tokio hotel icons #tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz icons #bill kaulitz #bill kaulitz icons #dilfy tom

[ddejavvu]

ladies i've watched top gun 11 times in the past 10 days, please for the love of god send me requests for it

#'86 and maverick both encouraged!!! #i have a few that i'm working on in my inbox #so if you did a few days ago when i asked don't stress #they're on their way #i just crave the dilfy pilot men #rooster x reader #bradley bradshaw x reader #tom kazansky x reader #iceman x reader #hangman x reader #jake seresin x reader #slider x reader #ron kerner x reader

[sincericida]

About the plot of "We Live In Time":

(hot DILF) History teacher called Tom, 41-year-old teacher, okayyy!?

But, i read the whole description this not so a romcom at all. I think we’ll cry again.

(the plot can be based on book "How To Stop Time" , by Matt Haig)

#andrew garfield #andrew garfield in his professor era #history teacher #tom hazard #how to stop time #aaaahhhh #we live in time #fucking god #he’s kind of dorian grey #real dilfiness #dilf vibes #peter parker #spider man #tasm #the amazing spider man #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #sincericida

[cherrycruise]

PETE "MAVERICK" MITCHELL

#he was so dilfy in this movie #tom cruise #top gun maverick #top gun #top gun 1986 #pete mitchell #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #actor icons #celeb icons #cinema icons #movie icons #movie moodboard #cinema moodboard #cinema movie #joseph kosinski #80s film #80s aesthetic #random icons #random moodboard #tom cruise icons

[guiltyonsundays]

Someone needs to write a thesis on what the evolution of the white boy of the month over time says about us as a society. You got the sharp cheekbones eats cigarettes for breakfast squad (Timothee Chalamet, Robert Pattinson, Jamie Campbell Bower, Matty Healy, and the dilfy versions Cillian Murphy and Mads Mikkelsen), the slutty line cooks (Pete Davidson, Jeremy Allen White, *non-white-boy of the month Dominic Fike, Dylan O’Brien but only with his bleached buzz cut and fake tattoos, and the dilfy versions David Harbour and Tom Hardy), the wholesome grandmas boys (Joseph Quinn, Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Logan Lerman, Harry Styles, Josh Hutcherson, and the dilfy versions Paul Rudd and Hugh Dancy), etc. so many flavours and yet the essence remains the same. Much to consider.

#and I fall for it every time #timothée chalamet #robert pattinson #jamie campbell bower #Pete Davidson #Jeremy Allen white #dylan o'brien #Joseph Quinn #andrew garfield #tom holland #Harry styles #josh hutcherson #logan lerman #matty healy

[filmnoirsbian]

I've already sent in a bunch of shameful crushes, so this time I'm going to inflict my agenda upon you. I am FIRMLY in the camp that the dad cow from Barnyard (2006) is a dilf. Propaganda:

A good albeit strict dad. He adopted btw. This is dilfy

Deep voice, older man, strong brow

Sings that one tom petty song while kicking ass

Single!!!!!!

Literally has his tits out

Very protective but gentle, extremely reliable

Like he's obviously a dilf but others disagree vehemently. I need your input.

Here's a video of him btw >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmhHKmHfcyw (TW ANIMAL DEATH)

I don't even need to watch the video I'll join your dilf bull agenda for free. Also he's trans <3

#adopted his trans son as well <3 #asks #shameful crush night

[gwilymz]

just saw the pic of ken with his sleeves rolled up…. pls something dilfy where he’s covering the readers mouth … maybe cause the Roy’s are near by at some family gathering …. AGHHH feral

he’s so fucking hot like i love greg and stewy and tom and such but kendall.. i would actually crawl on all fours for him

no. you’re his younger girlfriend but nobody knows you’re his girlfriend. he says you’re his intern because he just doesn’t want the drama of it all. but he takes you to everything, and roman is always flirty with you, always saying kendall is an asshole and that you should be his intern—and it just pisses kendall off. not to mention stewy is spewing some bullshit to him over the phone at this important gala that was supposed to be a good thing. kendall gets really jealous when he sees all these men gawking at you and it makes him want you so bad.

he walks up behind you and whispers in your ear. it looks innocent enough.

“come here, pretty girl.”

you blush; kendall’s hand ghosts over the small of your back and he’s telling you he needs to show you something but he’s leading you to the bathroom.

he rolls his sleeves up and holds the back of your head, one of his hands sliding into your panties and you’re so wet for him.

“filthy girl.” he groans into your mouth and you bite his lip. he looks so hot; his head is freshly buzzed and his suit fits so fucking well.

you’re reaching forward to unbuckle his belt and he chuckles into your mouth as he pulls his cock out.

“gotta be quiet for me.”

you nod quickly. “i will be.”

kendall knows that’s bullshit; every other night he’s so glad his penthouse is so big so it drowns out your screaming.

“okay,” he shakes his head as he slams into you, one of his hands gripping your ass, the other still on the back of your head to make sure your head doesn’t slam on the mirror.

you immediately scream, arching your back as he fucks into you relentlessly.

“shhh, baby i know.” his hand clamps over your mouth. “be quiet sweet girl.”

his words are so sweet, but he’s slamming into you. and when you tear his hand away, he slaps your cheek and grabs your jaw, telling you to fucking take it and he makes you cum so hard.

and when you go back out to the gala it’s so painfully obvious what happened because your nail marks are all over the back of his neck <3

#succession #kendall roy #kendall roy smut

[fivenightsatcorans]

oh Sick with the disease i cycled through all of them. tom lehrer, fourier transform new g+s, new (dilfy) song from the g+s, florin burns, revisiting old g+s. this is all of them i think

#4am really causes the disease doesn’t it

[monstermaster13]

Longest character tf mood: Dark/Badass/half non-human female characters but in particular characters like Nancy Downs, Lisle Von Rhuman, Elvira, Tiffany Valentine. And also Minerva Mink, Selene, Julie Bruin, Lady Dimitrescu, Santanico Pandemonium, Lopunny, Salazzle, Haterene, Peggy Bundy.

Most Recent/Personal Favorite: Horrors/slasher characters, Dan Aykroyd characters, Disney, Dreamworks.

Most Cursed: I would say having Smithy from Gavin and Stacey on my character tf tier would count only because well…James Corden (although I did do Biggie from Trolls and he's also a James Corden character), but Garbage Pail Kids and if real people counted I would include Donald Trump. Also Vic Frohmyer and Tom Everett from Christmas With The Kranks and Caddyshack II. Both are Dan Aykroyd movies I freaking hate, i've been more forgiving to the latter as of recent but for the former.

All-Time Favorite: Horror/slashers.

Most Obscure: Well there was the Doodles from Tweenies one I did and also Constance from Taz-Mania, and the New Zealand children's show character Bumble…but definitely the characters played by Jay Leno when he was host of the Tonight Show. I did a Vinnie from Biker Mice tf once and I did a Charley Davidson tg, but I really wanted to try and do Lawrence Limburger but I have trouble figuring out how to do that one since it's a fish-alien disguised as a human, but definitely the Christopher Walken version of Brainiac from the cancelled Superman project Tim Burton was going to do…because…alien-spider-Walken? Oh and definitely Flabber from Big Bad Beetleborgs.

Most Desired Character Skillset and Mindset: Genie, Edmund Blackadder.

Favorite OC: Melanie 'Mel' Sanders, Eucalyptus, Nathan, Matthias T.Radke/Werebelushi In Shades (please interact with this character in character only and not as if you are talking to me whenever you have a complaint, this makes it easier and so I don't have to deal with people bitching about me using him to vent instead of supposedly using myself).

Least Human Looking: Brundlefly, Mansquito, Pumpkinhead, Salvatore Moreau.

Favorite Voice: Definitely hard to pick on voices…i'd say Bojack. because Will Arnett, or just about any Christopher Walken character, or any Simpsons character (Sideshow Bob for example), and I would say Otho Fenlock if I got to do a tf into him, which I wish I did…when I did my original Tim Burton tfs I got up to doing Nightmare Before Christmas specifically Jack Skellington and I did the Michael Keaton Batman and Jack Nicholson Joker but I never did the Danny Devito Penguin (and I kept meaning to do it) and I did do a Mars Attacks alien, and I did Barnabas, but I never did Tarrant altough I did Johnny Depp's other Burton characters minus Victor and Ed Wood, and i'm kicking myself for not doing Otho considering how much I love Glenn Shadix.

Thiccest Favorite: Roman Craig…daaaamn, why is Dan Aykroyd so dilfy? I wish I knew but 90's-present Aykroyd characters, super thicc.

Underrated: Horror character transformations, Tim Burton characters.

Current TF Mood: Horror characters, Dan Aykroyd characters, characters from Star Trek, Dreamworks, Disney, South Park, Bojack Horseman, Biker Mice From Mars, Jim Henson.

[sunder-soul]

Not to be a slut or anything but I want your dilfy professor Tom to pick me up and take me on top of all the books on his desk kiss me

#The MC of my own fic ghostwrote me this ask #tom riddle #ask #anon #Take a bite

[angy-mouse]

Rating Your Shameful Simps

DISCLAIMER: this is of course all /lh and my attempts to be funny. I have too many skeletons in my search history to really judge but that won't stop me from initiating some clown on clown violence with yall.

Let's get into it

Asra from the Arcana game

...really? That's the most shameful character you'd read smut for? A man with a pet snake? Haven't played the game yet but he's pretty cute I'm a big fan of the white hair on poc character design I think it's cool 8/10

ok not necessarily shameful but matt murdock 😳😳

Again, really? ik damn well y'all are freakier than that bc you're here aintcha. 10/10 tho I approve

peepaw afton

All that comes up in google images is Springtrap. You don't wanna admit you're a robot fucker, huh? 0/10

william afton😞

All that comes up in google images is that 8-bit grape fucker and a scrawny brunet in a Springtrap onesie... is this young peepaw? He's not hideous, I'd say a 4/10, 7/10 if I were straight

freddy fazbear (all of them) 🏃‍♂️

Fair enough, not my type but I can't judge much. I tried to get into Foxy in middle school and now I'm super into Monty and Sun/Moon so yk. 7/10 if youre into dilfy types

Todd from Eddsworld

Google says you mean Tord, who I'm told is a robot-building communist. I can't say shit bc I read some Tom fics back when i was super into Eyeless Jack, never learned anything about Eddsworld tho. 4/10 bc i dont really like the art style, probably 6/10 if he was real

Jeff the killer

You mean the middle schooler with no eyelids? Get some help and focus on your geometry homework, creepypasta simping is for middle schoolers questioning either their gender or sexuality and haven't gotten a diagnosis for their mental issues yet and I stand by that bc I'm a shining example, 1/10

epistemological anarchism itself

I googled it and still don't know, fair enough, 7/10

the dad from httyd or that one bald butler from cruella

Stoik is fair, if you're into dilfs thats very understandable and vikings are hot, 7/10, I googled 'cruella bald butler' and mans looks like a clean shaven babish who moonlights as Agent 47 4/10

Ron Weasley

Everyone knows the twins are the hottest Weasleys 2/10

Venom

ah, the vanilla's shame. 10/10 character, I'll be here when you

optimus prime and i’m not proud of it

you shouldn't be, everyone knows if you're gonna fuck a transformer you go for Soundwave or Knockout and if you fuck an autobot you go for Bumblebee. Shameful. 2/10

Uhhh, probably Soundwave from transforms (specifically from transformers prime)

correct. 10/10 (side note i loved transformers prime it was one of the first shows i watched when i got out of my 'im only allowed to like girly things' phase and theres so many hot robots but also i lowkey had a crush on both jack and miko if im remembering names right)

I've read smut for the ninja turtles, SPECIFICALLY the 2007 movie ones, and the 2014/2016 movie ones

Incredibly valid, I was like 13-15 when the 2012 cartoon came out and in love with Raphael, then the 2014 movie came out and they were 9ft+ and so strong and they all had their little personalized accessories like mikey had a seashell necklace and they were all in like kilts/loincloths and I decided I'd be okay with any or all of them we're gonna assume (read: pray) that theyre 18-19 100/10

Bahorel, from Les Miserables (not the musical. the book. he's not mentioned in the musical. i read 2000 pages of french puns and descriptions of the paris sewer system just to read smut about an arguably minor character. ask me about the battle of waterloo i dare you. please kill me. )

Dear God. 2/10 for the character, 10/10 for the dedication.

ya ever heard of A Monster In Paris? Singing dancing giant flea named Francoeur. yeeeeea

I cannot judge, I never watched the movie but I watched that clip where she's singing while he plays his little instrument 100 times when i was like 15-16. I'm gonna judge anyway 8/10 there are hotter monsters but he is a musician so

Finally, the big whammy

munkustrap from cats (be gentle on me)

Wow. Wow. Everyone take a second, open a new tap, google it. First of all: absolutely not. There is not enough personality in the world to get my to fuck this creature. Secondly: you can't even come back with 'oh i meant this character typo aha' because there is nothing you can replace 'munkustrap' with to make this okay, because it'll still be from cats. Shame on you, shame on your cow, shame on your whole family. -9000/10

#that concludes the roast #i mean rate #angymouse #minors dni #mousesqueaks

[ang3lik]

just seen a pic of tom in actual reading glasses and i actually barked

#✘ — angel.txt #y’all #does anyone like older men and imagine them real old #like #imagine tom w grey hair #AFAGSSGRXTUUSITTSIIIG #he makes me insane #tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #dilfy tom

[mxttellion]

Your artwork of Matt(Matt) from Eddsworld came across my feed yesterday and I found it to be excellent. Your art style captured his subtle dilfiness perfectly, and the scratchy, purple background suited him equally well. Eddsworld is my favorite anime. You will draw me a picture of Tord Eddsworld, full body, eyes flaming(one of normalcy and one of not there in accordance with his dumbassery by robot), engaged in battle with Tom Eddsworld, subduing him with his superior strength. Draw Tom's breasts extra full, and his body lithe. You have until 20:00 mountain time this evening. Am I understood?

I hope I pictured your incredible and innovative idea perfectly, anon 😍💞💞✨✨

#anon I thought you were serious for a second ngl #eddsworld #rxplies #shitpost #ew tord #ew tom

[speremint]

OK MEI hdu accuse US of fetishes when all ur ships are hatefuck sexy old dude frenemies, one is lumberjack-dad burly and the other is whipcord sly and smirking MEI. we SEE U. we LIKE IT. you keep serving us these dilfy valjeans, aziraphales and tom nooks pLS

bro i just woke up

#mei responds #WHY'S IT EVERY TIME I WAKE UP IM BEIN YELLED #WEEPS... #Anonymous

[ghostin]

Ben Barnes

ive said it once and ill say it again hes the less attractive non dilfy version of tom ellis

yikes | not my type | he’s alright | i see the appeal but i’m different™ | cute but on alternating wednesdays | he has a kind face and that’s good enough | pretty | gorgeous

send me your favorite average, white man and i’ll rate him

#anon #ask

[6ebe]

Cajas dilf of the year awards 🏆

🥇FIRST PLACE: LEE JOON GI🥇 not an actual dilf but 38 years old which is enough for honorary dilf status and yet still looks LIKE THAT do I even need to explain. Still does his own stunts like an absolute dilf legend. Spent half of flower of evil tied up and covered in blood and looked sexy af doing it. Also just has the ability to act THAT WELL. Dilf of the century.

🥈SECOND PLACE: MAX CHANGMIN🥈another honorary dilf, but debuted when I was a literal 1 year old and is actually married which is practically dilf status by kpop idol standards. Has been in the industry for 17 years, longer than most actual kpop dilfs, and still outsings practically anyone. Sexy as all hell, hates capitalism, and beats up saesangs. Literal dilf legend.

🥉THIRD PLACE: CHEN 🥉 for no reason other than the fact that waking up one day to the news that Chen had just got married and was having a kid OUT OF NOWHERE was literally the funniest thing that I’ve ever experienced in my life and I will never forget it. His baby was also born on same day as boris Johnson’s was. It was a news story that never stopped giving. God bless

🏅FOURTH PLACE: WHEN WONWOO PRETENED TO BE 43 ON THAT GOSE EP THAT ONE TIME🏅was sexy 🤷‍♀️ I enjoyed it

🏅FIFTH PLACE: HENRY CAVILL🏅not a dilf but should be. Looks good in a wig and does his own stunts what more could you ask for. Come on Henry ur too sexy to be this single I’m abt to start reciting that one Shakespeare sonnet abt the tragedy of beautiful men not passing on their genes-

🏅SIXTH PLACE: TOM HARDY🏅only the second actual dilf on this list. Hasn’t necessarily been actually sexy since 2017 but he absolutely did not have to be that sexy in inception and 100% should not have been looking that good in Dunkirk. Has amassed enough hot points to remain a quality dilf in my books by reputation alone for at least another few years.

🏅SEVENTH PLACE: JUNG KYUNG HO🏅sir U are so sexy and pushing 40 why are you still this non dilfy. Sexy in hospital playlist though I enjoyed it 🤷‍♀️ also are we just gonna ignore that his character was living with a male roommate for years for zero reason despite being a successful surgeon- [gunshots]

🏅EIGTH PLACE: XIAO ZHAN 🏅 dilf newcomer. Only this low down bc he only reached my honorary dilf status cut off point this year. Hot girl shit for having gay porn both make and break his career. Have yet to see what he does with his newly found dilf power. I believe in u king.

🏆 CANT BE CATEGORISED BY ANY FORM OF RANKING BC HES NOT EVEN COMPETING ON THE SAME ARENA AS THESE PEOPLE: IDRIS ELBA 🏆 do I even need to explain? No.

#gonna send this into Uni as my thesis