#dirting technically

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!! #i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow #also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk #fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge #and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her #its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place #she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!! #also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything #but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck #kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat' #yeah like that! #wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au... #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle' #he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots! #guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm... #i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not.... #im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along #like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?! #but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'

[deadpanwalking]

#“you are not immune to propaganda” problem is some of you have absolutely no fucking immune system

thank you! i'm so sick of being nice about this particular thing. this webbed site is so invested in telling people it's okay if they fall for a little blood libel as a treat

I feel like I'm going insane. That post was well-intentioned and I hope it reaches people who need to see it, but the fact that OP and their friends hung out with fascists for hours before they began to suspect something was off is absolutely fucking wild to me—the dogwhistles wouldn't have even registered if they hadn't walked past a literal synagogue, and they only picked up on those because they recognized the rhetoric as things the Klansmen in their family would say. OP is in their 30s, btw—that level of credulity in an adult is objectively horrifying! If I truly believed every gentile leftist were that susceptible, I'd fucking kill myself.

#the nazis don't fish for white able-bodied people...have you seen the average nazi? lol #they fish for pre-packaged idiots who are too insecure to question orders #people like OP will get taken in and be like oh we ALL got radicalized but that's just not true #(yes‚ i know they didn't technically get taken in but this andcdote is told as a “near miss” when the fact is that it was a palpable hit) #anonymous #assbox #i do think these people should be swept out of any organized activist group along with the dirt they tracked inside #i do think that critical thinking should be the price of admission to activist spaces

[teal-fiend]

A strange old pred who lives in the woods, has a little cottage. Living alone with nothing but their pet bird.

They live a little way from a village that they sometimes visit to gather supplies. 

Being a pred, they feel very estranged from the rest of society, which is why they have chosen the hermit life. 

They don’t dislike prey, but they aren’t comfortable interacting with them for more than a few seconds. The pred doesn’t talk much, almost to the point of being mute, and they don’t behave like a normal person. They’re just doing their own thing, and it doesn’t match up with what their distant neighbours are doing. 

The pred has been living near the town for longer than most of the residents can remember - they don’t know how or when the pred got there, or why they are here. They don’t seem to have any family. There aren’t any other preds local to the area. The preds existence is a mystery to most people. 

The townsfolk, although they don’t understand the pred, they don’t dislike them. In fact, the pred is useful to them. 

Issues can often arise within the community - an outsider coming into the town to try and buy-out their land, out-compete local businesses, or otherwise harass or cause problems for the locals. If this happens, the townsfolk approach the pred and politely ask that they go after the prey. 

They’ll tell the problematic individual that the pred is the mayor, or someone with authority. They’ll schedule a meeting with the pred. They’ll talk over lunch. The townsfolk will dress the pred in formal attire. During the meeting, the pred will eat the problem. 

The community will thank the pred, cooing over them, affirming them (because the pred can be skittish, especially after eating). The pred would wobble back to their house to digest in peace. And in the coming days, the pred will receive gifts from the town (cheese, books, hats), as a thank you for the help.

#i like to think that the pred is technically their mayor. they hold the title #even if they don't do anything that a normal mayor would do #like how some towns have a dog as their mayor as a gimmick #“this is our mayor” (confused wretched creature that just emerged from the woods full of dirt and twigs) #v.ore #implied digestion #v/ore #vore digestion #fatal vore #digestion #tw vore #soft vore #vore writing #vore fic #vore prompts #vore idea

[reasonablysurmised]

People (or similar) that do not deserve to touch Lucy with a ten foot pole:

Dracula

Every bastard overseeing an adaptation sexualizing the physical and psychological torture shit Lucy is experiencing at the hands of Dracula

#HOW did any of these people even THINK that was a reasonable interpretation I am LIVID #I hope Mina gets a forklift and squashes Dracula with his stupid dirt boxes #and he's technically not dead but he never recovers to victimize anyone again #because he's flattened into a rectangle forever #dracula daily

[sysig]

I’m just saying I think he has a type (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Sylvia #Black Eye #I guess technically sort of lol #The implication of ♪ The lead-up to ♫ #I read Peepers as bi with a preference towards men and Sylvia his inverse lol #They work well as mlm/wlw solidarity too! Including understanding each other in That Bi Way y'know? #But I do also think that Sylvia is his type haha ♪ All these things can be true at once! Relationships are complex and ever-changing! #I also think it works best one-sided on Peepers' end - Sylvia is busy! And as just stated relationships are complex #Not just in trying to keep a relationship - they do see each other fairly often! - but also in keeping it private to both of their comforts #Being found out by their counterparts would be interesting hehe ♪ Wander would support them of course #Hater would probably be furious even just at knowing Peepers had a crush on her tbh - feeling lonely but also worried about intel haha #He's smart he's not going to go around leaking information like that! If anything he'd probably just be more ruthless to vent his feelings ♫ #''Grop-darn Zbornak with her ability to bench me and stomp me into the dirt >O('' lol #The interpretation of him thinking he's sick over thinking he's romantically entangled is so correct #I also like the thought of Sylvia immediately having a repulsion reaction to finding out that Peepers likes her haha #''He WHAT??'' Wander would probably not help in her coming around just infodumping all his good points that she's not interested in lol #But then seeing him being that perfect little mixture of pathetic and competent that Peepers exemplifies <3 What's not to like about him #They have the right dynamic to get close! They have the potential! Fumbling and awkward the whole way but what other way is there hehe #It'd be so fun to watch ♪ What's there is already so fun to watch!

[blobbei-art]

! WIP !

Elfie the mad bee scientist! I plan to actually rig, pose and make it into a little diorama, but the model/texture came out so cute I just had to share it already.

The model has a little bit of height in the seams as well as roughness for the hexagons so I added screenshots from Substance Painter here as well to show that

#minecraft #minecraft bee #bee #3d model #b3d #oc #ocs #elfie #3d #artists on tumblr #original character #ok to rb #my art #yes this is technically a minecraft oc lmao #she exists within my original oc world too though #i wanna add a little minecraft looking diorama! w like blocky dirt/grass #GOD THE UVS ON THE FREAKING COAT KILLED ME THOUGH BECAUSE ITS HEXAGON TILES!!!! #and then i had to. individually colour in the freaking green parts

[soldier-poet-king]

Suddenly hysterical (in a bad way????) Okay???

#solution to hysteria is always shower. always #i already made dinner so ill eat after #and maybe itll be ok..?? #is this bc i had a caramel macchiato this afternoon #i never buy fancy sugary coffee #its like. a rare treat for me #i usually just go for americano or flat white. im v boring ik #BUT I SAID. oh no a trear #but that was like FOUR HOURS AGO #why am i AHHHHHH now #(this week this week this week is sm im going back to my parents house. ew. might be finding out abt that job #my boss comes back from vacation. its just alot all at once and i rlly just wanna nap #AND i didnt end up going thrift shopping today bc i got sad again and embroidered for like 4 hrs instead #what i really want is to go to the el cheapo thrift shop that isnt bougie but like dirt cheap like a proper secondhand store #i cannot get there by transit its technically in mississauaga #so i would need to borrow my mother's car #which means she would want to come #which means i cannot shop in the men's section for fun patterned button downs #BLEGH BLEGH BLEGHHHHHHHH #do u undersrand how much i want fun patterned button downs and also an old man blazer #NOTHING IN THE WOMENS FITS MY SHOULDERS PROPERLY OK #the duality of fran #if i could wear mens pants with my hips i WOULD

[ickypuppi3]

# guess who

#what actually happened #billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #head from a guy who’s still covered in grave dirt #just undead boyfriend things #steve: is this technically necrophiIia? #robin: please don’t contact me again for at least 3-5 business days #ickyposts

[roe-and-memory]

Did the Piston cup dump a bunch of dirt on the Motor Speedway of the south (Bristol in the cars universe) for 2021 or did they go to Thomasville?

i dont think they’d use thomasville speedway for many piston cup nowadays - more or less, its used for fun little races or late model/sprint races due to its relatively small grandstands and lack of Any parking spaces. its recognized as a piston cup racetrack though (think of how the canadian nascar tracks are, where they ARE nascar tracks, but they arent on the schedule)

msts would definitely do good as a dirt track, roe and i had a concept where they did a dirt racing event there in 2010 around the time of halloween, so i think yeah!! it would be received much better than the real dirt race was though haha

#cars 2006 #cars fandom #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars #cars headcanons #memory’s headcanons #cars 3 (2017) #i love dirt races sm #i know the final dirt race until the one in 2021 was in 1971 but i think it’d be for an event like the all star race or somethinb #cause the piston cup and nascar technically arent the same

[saetoru]

my dad is so sad ab replacing his car 😭😭😭 he literally got a better one today but he’s just attached to the old one sobs

#it was his first real like #fancy car #we used to be dirt poor when i was a kid #cuz they just immigrated and stuff #and my dad worked rly hard to land his job now #you know the typical immigrant story #but yeah moving to texas and getting that job rly changed everything and then he bought that car and it was like #his dream you know #bc we used to live in nyc and we didn’t have a car for a while and we’d just use the subway and stuff #and my dad hated it #so yeah he holds onto that car like it’s his lifeline #it’s honestly rly old now #it was new when he got it but it’s been many a years #and so yeah he’s TECHNICALLY upgraded #but he’s actually so sad djfjsjf #he was happy for a bit bc it was a new car w new fancy tech stuff #and now he’s back to missing his car #and he’s getting all emo and wallowing in self pity #poor guy 😭😭😭 #anyway now that i’ve over shared #ig it’s just a really crazy to really realize how much life has changed #and how far my family has come #and how drastically life has rly improved now vs when i was a kid #and that car was like the first sign of those changes so #it’s my dads pride and joy #that all his hard work was worth it #so he holds onto it so #i can feel him on that #but also this new car is so slay 😭 he needs to cheer up

[lakka-arts]

Inbox open to asks and requests? And if Irequests you to draw VernonCiri from you?

you know what? I fold.

get calanthe-blocked

bonus: proud parents

#my art #tw3 #the witcher #vesiri #ceryis #vesirys #crach an craite #calanthe #geralt #roche #technically geroche too #just for that extra piece of dirt

[lesbianspeedy]

Unused Mia Dearden as Speedy Character Roughs by Phil Hester and Ande Parks from the Green Arrow: Sounds of Violence hardcover.

Phil notes, “In the middle of Kevin’s run we toyed with the idea of putting Mia in a Speedy Costume and changing Ollie’s Costume. Neither came to pass.”

#mia dearden #speedy #green arrow #dc comics #character sheet #character design #phil hester #yes the first one was technically used in one panel but thats a bit of a wordy descriptor aye #also yes there are MANY unused ollie concepts in this that i will also make a post about #but look she #also im just SAYING if they brought her back and wanted to 'modernise' her design...that last one fucks #also the quality is shit but scanning these took far too long and im not redoing it so eat dirt #concept art

[molabuddy]

proplem: i am overwhelmed and need to be 10 morbillion feet away from all people Immediately

additional proplem: i am at School . there is People Everywhere

#solution: ???? i am sitting outside in the dirt which technically solves my problem #but its very cold 🥶 #ventish #gahhhh i wanna go home so bad

[albatris]

realising with dawning horror that the title of the book might be "a rental car takes a left off rake street and disappears" not "a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears"

#~technically Nat's car vanishes on an unnamed tiny dirt road near the reservoir just OFF rake street~ #~it's still rake street on a technicality maybe~

[july-19th-club]

so mid that neal doesnt drink from antique glasses to match his antique clothes. up your game gayboy

#i say from my ivory tower of 1930s etched glasses #they're not technically depression glass because they are actually blown & etched rather than molded #but the time period is the same and they're that iconic shade of pink #google says tiffin franciscan #im SO sexy i love my wineglasses. four goddamn mortal bucks at lisas general store flea market and antiques mall #google wants anywhere between thirty and fifty #i love shopping for antiques where i live because everything's a steal #if i went antiquing in a bigger area it'd be costlier . but out here it's a fair bet nobody knows or will research what stuff's worth #so you can go to any thrift store and find rare old shit for dirt cheap #and thats a tip from me to you: go antiquing in the smallest towns you know . most of it's junk. the rest of it's awesome

[littleforestfellow]

morning glories grow like weeds all around my neighborhood, i picked some seeds and... acquired some dirt and now i have little babies!!

#i dug the dirt up from around the tree outside of my apartment lol #think im technically stealing from the city although who'd care #also did u know morning glory seeds are hallucinogenic?