@cilil
Here we go...🤣 based on a discord conversation, Eönwë as a goose.
Do with that what you will 🤣
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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It’s not my birthday—
The joke is being sued against us yall—
I’ve been tackle hugged- ah-
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Were turning sans into a cat maid now.
Which fucking one of you
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ratch’s status for the last day and a half: do not even look at me with your lips
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They missed an opportunity to canonize the Spock helmet.
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iv: *playing his solo during the summoning*
Vessel:
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Diversity win! This dc character never saw the Flying Graysons
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if youre bisexual youre also insexual and sursexual
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The new genderbent Kabru from the Daydream hour leaks...
Girl Kabru is taking NO HITS. Absolutely no armor. She's going 100% for stealth and speed (and seduction)
Sadly seduction doesn't work on monsters….. a flaw in Kabru's master plan to conquer the dungeon 😔
I can only imagine Laios trying to tell girl Kabru how she can seduce monsters if she just uses the appropriate technique.
LAIOS: You should roll in shapeshifter urine! They attract each other by marking territory until they can find each other!
KABRU: ...
LAIOS: Did you know that it's actually the male succubus that lays the eggs? So if you want to seduce a succubus you're going to have to take initiative! Only the females have wings, the males are ground bound :D
KABRU: (Starts walking away quickly)
LAIOS: (Following her) Also you should get on all fours :D :D Being bipedal is scary to most animals, and monsters are no different. If you adopt a lordosis pose, they'll know you're interested in mating---
KABRU: (breaks into a desperate run)
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