the thing about fanfiction is that it can take the basic premise of 'bruce struggles with being a normal father and damian struggles with being a normal son' and make it funny instead of tragic:
damian: father, I have selected a motion picture for us to view together as a "bonding" activity
damian, internally: hell yeah I am going to get a good grade in being a son, something both normal to want and possible to achieve
bruce: what an excellent choice, son.
bruce, internally: hell yeah I am going to get a good grade in being a father, something both normal to want and possible to achieve
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constantly in tears over how jon is so dead set on replacing jonah in the panopticon at the end of tma but then martin shows up and his mind is changed so quickly and easily. like this man had agonized over this decision and ruminated in his guilt and he had made his peace with going behind everyone's back and basically sacrificing himself to save all the other worlds but then martin's there, and he finds out that he's in danger of being burned alive, and that if he goes down, martin goes with him, and he is so quick to choose the only other way out. the one he had been vehemently denying this whole time. he was totally dedicated to the fate he had chosen but the moment martin might get hurt he lets it go. he does the last thing he wants to do because even that isn't as bad of a fate to him as martin dying. crying now and forever and always over them
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(⚠️Spoilers for Chapter 2) Opinion on Leraye
Finally met Leraye, and everyone was right. He is soooo valid. Forget about simping for a second. He's just *chef kiss* a great character in general.
Unlike Sitri's tragic relationship with Solomon, Leraye is a different type of tragedy. Leraye already knew that his relationship with Solomon won't last anymore since said man is forever gone. And with the war going on and the angels continue to mercilessly attack Gehenna, he's able to see that holding on the last few threads that connects himself and Solomon won't benefit or bring joy to himself, Gehenna, and, perhaps in his mind, Solomon.
These thoughts are what makes him able to take a step forward and go to the path he knows (and what he thinks Solomon would want him to take) that would make himself and everyone happy -which was to break the contract.
He isn't forgetting Solomon nor is he simply throwing him away. Instead, he's choosing to rather have closure on a relationship that was filled with happy memories. To some extent, it's his way of protecting those memories so that he would feel as though it ended on a mutual yet happy note rather than tragedy or betrayal (by this, I'm talking about the feeling where an s/o left without telling their partner).
But that's not the only reason why he was choosing to break the contract. He obviously wanted to give MC the utmost respect as not the descendent of Solomon or the person who has part of the soul of someone he loved, but as their own person. He talks about how it feels like cheating if he were to cherish someone when he's still under a contract with another person when requesting to break the contract. That, and how he wanted to commit himself completely to MC.
Maaaannnnnnnn!!!
He had already acknowledged MC as a separate entity from Solomon when MC was introduced to him. Yet, he still wanted to be with MC because he knows he will like/be happy with them in the present and future. When he says that - how can anyone NOT like him??? Or, at least give him points for that??? Hands down, amazing. Great. Can even compete with Satan for number 1 in my books at least.
On a complete different note, I already have a hunch I'll like the rest including Tartaros crew (I'm still waiting on Belial DANG IT ALL- PB GIVE ME MY MAN ALREADY) , but does anyone know how I can make butt Mammon useful? I'm still debating whether I want to promote him or not but so far, my Rob Van Dam (level B) tanks better than him (-_-'') whether it was before I accidentally promoted him and after + no artifacts (and yes, it was a mistake that I still regret and cry tears of anguish over).
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I know I am never going to be a Star Wars Fandom Person and that I am not reacting to Ahsoka the way the rest of the internet is reacting because that was, without a doubt, the funniest dumbest gay thing I've ever seen???
HER STORMTROOPER FRIENDS LEFT
AND SHE STARTED CRYING
AND THEN RAN AWAY ON A WOLF (yes it's a howler i know it's a howler shh) TO BE SAD IN THE MOORS ALONE FOREVER(????)
NO ONE GIVE HER A HUG THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE, I need to see her carve BAYLAN SUX into the side of a spaceship with her lightsaber. I need to see her dramatically tearing up as she learns that Evil Doesn't Pay I want her to listen to Space Evanescence alone in her room in the dark I need her to go to the Space Hot Topic and spend too much money on nail polish that DEFINITELY DOESN'T MAKE HER THINK OF SABINE this is critical to my enjoyment of Star Wars.
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"merthur" this "merthur" that okay but merlin loved morgana so much he would have done anything for her if he wasn't bound to arthur and i stand by that
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can't help but think that when hodgson comes out with "so you have things pretty well in hand, then?" (or whatever he says) when he finds hickey and the boys is also the point at which hickey thinks "ah fuck, this is the shitty one. we got the shitty lieutenant. should've kept the other one when we knocked him out."
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every harrymort story ever
Voldemort: You know, sometimes, I think I feel an inkling of guilt whenever I look what's happened to you - but it passes really quickly. I think, in actuality, it may be more of an ulcer.
Harry, whose family and friends have been killed or taken hostage and now he's a pet of Voldemort's: I love you.
Voldemort: You're adorable.
Bonus:
Voldemort: I've completely done an 180 and am a really good guy now.
Everyone: We don't trust you, old man.
Harry, horny for Voldemort: No, please, you don't know how much kinky sex he can show me - he's OLD! LET HIM LIVE!
Bonus bonus:
Voldemort: Ah, Harry, my dear ingénue, are you totally prepared to get your world rocked by moi, master manipulator extraordinaire?
Harry, budding dark wizard in training: Oh boy, am I!
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