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#don't get me wrong it will be tragic
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the thing about fanfiction is that it can take the basic premise of 'bruce struggles with being a normal father and damian struggles with being a normal son' and make it funny instead of tragic:
damian: father, I have selected a motion picture for us to view together as a "bonding" activity
damian, internally: hell yeah I am going to get a good grade in being a son, something both normal to want and possible to achieve
bruce: what an excellent choice, son.
bruce, internally: hell yeah I am going to get a good grade in being a father, something both normal to want and possible to achieve
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galgali · 12 days
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jekyll and hyde is not about an evil guy who independently inhabits a good guy's body it's about a guy who consciously and intentionally has an evilsona
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stardewism · 1 year
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constantly in tears over how jon is so dead set on replacing jonah in the panopticon at the end of tma but then martin shows up and his mind is changed so quickly and easily. like this man had agonized over this decision and ruminated in his guilt and he had made his peace with going behind everyone's back and basically sacrificing himself to save all the other worlds but then martin's there, and he finds out that he's in danger of being burned alive, and that if he goes down, martin goes with him, and he is so quick to choose the only other way out. the one he had been vehemently denying this whole time. he was totally dedicated to the fate he had chosen but the moment martin might get hurt he lets it go. he does the last thing he wants to do because even that isn't as bad of a fate to him as martin dying. crying now and forever and always over them
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knoepfchen · 3 months
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FdG ist der erste Spatort, der sich wie eine Füller-Episode anfühlt
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aratedfreyjablog · 6 months
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(⚠️Spoilers for Chapter 2) Opinion on Leraye
Finally met Leraye, and everyone was right. He is soooo valid. Forget about simping for a second. He's just *chef kiss* a great character in general.
Unlike Sitri's tragic relationship with Solomon, Leraye is a different type of tragedy. Leraye already knew that his relationship with Solomon won't last anymore since said man is forever gone. And with the war going on and the angels continue to mercilessly attack Gehenna, he's able to see that holding on the last few threads that connects himself and Solomon won't benefit or bring joy to himself, Gehenna, and, perhaps in his mind, Solomon.
These thoughts are what makes him able to take a step forward and go to the path he knows (and what he thinks Solomon would want him to take) that would make himself and everyone happy -which was to break the contract.
He isn't forgetting Solomon nor is he simply throwing him away. Instead, he's choosing to rather have closure on a relationship that was filled with happy memories. To some extent, it's his way of protecting those memories so that he would feel as though it ended on a mutual yet happy note rather than tragedy or betrayal (by this, I'm talking about the feeling where an s/o left without telling their partner).
But that's not the only reason why he was choosing to break the contract. He obviously wanted to give MC the utmost respect as not the descendent of Solomon or the person who has part of the soul of someone he loved, but as their own person. He talks about how it feels like cheating if he were to cherish someone when he's still under a contract with another person when requesting to break the contract. That, and how he wanted to commit himself completely to MC.
Maaaannnnnnnn!!!
He had already acknowledged MC as a separate entity from Solomon when MC was introduced to him. Yet, he still wanted to be with MC because he knows he will like/be happy with them in the present and future. When he says that - how can anyone NOT like him??? Or, at least give him points for that??? Hands down, amazing. Great. Can even compete with Satan for number 1 in my books at least.
On a complete different note, I already have a hunch I'll like the rest including Tartaros crew (I'm still waiting on Belial DANG IT ALL- PB GIVE ME MY MAN ALREADY) , but does anyone know how I can make butt Mammon useful? I'm still debating whether I want to promote him or not but so far, my Rob Van Dam (level B) tanks better than him (-_-'') whether it was before I accidentally promoted him and after + no artifacts (and yes, it was a mistake that I still regret and cry tears of anguish over).
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swashbucklery · 7 months
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I know I am never going to be a Star Wars Fandom Person and that I am not reacting to Ahsoka the way the rest of the internet is reacting because that was, without a doubt, the funniest dumbest gay thing I've ever seen??? HER STORMTROOPER FRIENDS LEFT
AND SHE STARTED CRYING
AND THEN RAN AWAY ON A WOLF (yes it's a howler i know it's a howler shh) TO BE SAD IN THE MOORS ALONE FOREVER(????)
NO ONE GIVE HER A HUG THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE, I need to see her carve BAYLAN SUX into the side of a spaceship with her lightsaber. I need to see her dramatically tearing up as she learns that Evil Doesn't Pay I want her to listen to Space Evanescence alone in her room in the dark I need her to go to the Space Hot Topic and spend too much money on nail polish that DEFINITELY DOESN'T MAKE HER THINK OF SABINE this is critical to my enjoyment of Star Wars.
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nyuheartz · 6 months
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"merthur" this "merthur" that okay but merlin loved morgana so much he would have done anything for her if he wasn't bound to arthur and i stand by that
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kleine-snowdrop · 6 months
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Area man experiences five minutes of happiness, love, and acceptance from his peers and now must die.
Apparently this is a satisfying narrative conclusion.
Because where else could you take such a character.
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stoportotouch · 8 months
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can't help but think that when hodgson comes out with "so you have things pretty well in hand, then?" (or whatever he says) when he finds hickey and the boys is also the point at which hickey thinks "ah fuck, this is the shitty one. we got the shitty lieutenant. should've kept the other one when we knocked him out."
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queen0fm0nsterz · 3 months
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Reading my fave thin man and lady fic. Kicking my feet a lot because tbh. Sometimes a sad man really is just a weird woman's science project in a way that is so homoerotic
#carols.txt#when i tell you i've been re-reading this single one shot religiously every single month for almost three years I mean it#《straight》 ship so good we call it queerbaiting#LMAOOOOOO#call it yaoyuri the way these old people r tragic and doomed by the narrative or whatever#listen as a bi person on the aroace spectrum whatever this fic was trying to convey really strikes a cord#while its not the same as my own this characterization of them is so intriguing. im so hooked on it#^^ one thing i think this person really nailed was thin man's immaturity (stemming from his emotions oftentime being too big to control) ->#and the desire of attention that comes with said immaturity while also having the lady be both cold (normal) and intrigued in a way that ->#that really fits her character. curiosity is one of the many facets that make up her character that don't get explored much and i think its#done so well here for like no reason💀 THIS AUTHOR COOKED TOO HARD YOU GUYS#like ofc she wouldnt send him away. shes studying him under a microscope. even though hes annoying as hell#thin man is plagued by sassy man syndrome in this which is really fucking funny cus it lasts a total of 3 seconds before she finds him out#PLUS THE TALK ABOUT THE TOWER AND THE WORLD... AUGHHH#i need this author to give me their brain NOW#AUGHHHHHAAGGGHEEHH#everyone needs to start doing thinlady the way this person was doing it#this is the biblically accurate old people (in case my theory abt baby lady having been in the pale city is wrong)#live laugh love. its my birthday. spoiling myself a bit. goddamn.
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little-meowyao · 5 months
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In all honestly, I do not think NMJ would have gone through with killing himself after killing JGY
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strandsofgold · 8 months
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okay. the jovier girlies are winning me over.
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limetameta · 2 years
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every harrymort story ever
Voldemort: You know, sometimes, I think I feel an inkling of guilt whenever I look what's happened to you - but it passes really quickly. I think, in actuality, it may be more of an ulcer.
Harry, whose family and friends have been killed or taken hostage and now he's a pet of Voldemort's: I love you.
Voldemort: You're adorable.
Bonus:
Voldemort: I've completely done an 180 and am a really good guy now.
Everyone: We don't trust you, old man.
Harry, horny for Voldemort: No, please, you don't know how much kinky sex he can show me - he's OLD! LET HIM LIVE!
Bonus bonus:
Voldemort: Ah, Harry, my dear ingénue, are you totally prepared to get your world rocked by moi, master manipulator extraordinaire?
Harry, budding dark wizard in training: Oh boy, am I!
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byanyan · 3 months
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aaaand tonight i'm thinking about how byan was originally meant to be this irredeemable little shitbag who was a problem just to be a problem... but now they're a lot more sympathetic and much more just this traumatized kid who's been done so dirty their whole life. like, they're still not a great person or anything, but it's a lot more out of necessity than actual nature...
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coulsonlives · 8 months
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I just had to share this video because holy shit, it hits the nail right on the head! So well spoken. This stuff needs to be circulated more, esp with the growing number of people thinking they have this because of misinformation, or just outright faking it.
#it's painful because i knew someone who personally faked this stuff (or has convinced herself she has it i can't even tell)#she had spent all her time on tiktok and i know for 100% sure that's where she got the idea. it's TRAGIC how fast things went downhill#i'm legit horrified at how many people (esp young kids of 13-14) think they have this too. or are just pretending#i've been neck deep in hardcore research (and i'm talking pubmed sciencedirect etc only) for months#and those kids definitely don't have did.. if they have trauma and are dissociating it's going to be something else like dpdr etc#the number of stupid 'you have did' answers i see for totally basic questions like 'i got dizzy what's wrong w me' is insane too#it's like googling 'muscle twitch' and then thinking you have some rare 1/billion familial cancer thing despite other obvious explanations#but worse.. in these cases the information is being fed to them. they don't have an opportunity to explore other possibilities#and the worst part is they don't even know to CHECK THE VALIDITY OF WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING. they don't have info literacy#like i'll say this once: did is so rare that it's STILL contentious about whether it even exists#and it only happens in the most unimaginably traumatic experiences. think of the worst possible things you could do to a child#where even just thinking about it makes you uncomfortable. THAT'S the kind of trauma that leads to did. the truly evil stuff.#i'm not even gonna start on the BITE model shenanigans that are happening in the 'did' communities either#or how the people who used to be in them (and got out) always equate them to self-harming cults that celebrated not finding real answers#they got told they were 'perfect the way they were' despite having OBVIOUS psychological issues they needed help for#(it just wasn't did)#they were assured their 'did was valid no matter what'. toxic positivity ig? it just delayed their real diagnosis and ability to get help#but now you have gluts of people like in the video 'talking to themselves' and people on tumblr posting one-liners of 'alters' talking#one after the other within seconds. and i want to fcking cry because it's the same exact shit my friend did before she cut ties#the did/tourettes/ftlb stuff has literally been called a 'mass sociogenic illness' in multiple academic studies#but like qanon believers they seem to immediately discredit anyone who mentions this with 'you're just ableist' so anything you say is poo#aka you're part of the problem you're an 'ableist' so your legit info even though legit isn't valid/acceptable/real/whatever. i'm tired fam#did#dissociative identity disorder#osdd#ddnos#munchausen syndrome#mass psychogenic illness#ableism
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mermaidsirennikita · 6 months
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I can tell Jennifer Ashley did not foresee making Lloyd Fellows, intrepid Scotland Yard inspector and Secret Illegitimate MacKenzie, a hero; partly because of how he single white female'd his brothers in the first book, and partly because she named him Lloyd Fellows.
But a book he has, and now she has to steadfastly stick to his last name, because it's not.... great. But it's also not LLOYD.
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