#don't read into this

[bixels]

if i may say it. 1 your discord design is hot 2 i know its kind of asynchronous w the story but possible insp for him could be screamin jay hawkins

Felt generous.

#ask me #btmi #discord #mlp #the grand galloping 20s #i'll do fanservice but only on the old men #based on a maid outfit he wears in the show based on a maid outfit he wears in the show #don't read into this

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

Maybe if someone tied me up and called me a good boy, I might actually be interested in having sex.

#don't read into this #or do #I'm not your parent

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

DAEMON IS OFFICIALLY A DILF YAYYYYYYYYYYYYTY

His DILFshake brings all the babes to the yard.

Take this, um... as you will.

#what the fuck #am i even conscious #fanfiction comments #don't read into this #i'm sleep deprived #and thought this was hilarious for some damn reason #just go with it #humour me #make 'ha ha' noises with your mouth #give me VALIDATION

[lastweeksshirttonight]

Just posting one of my favorite John pics for no reason, no reason at all

Happy 46th birthday John 🥰

#john oliver #no reason really #truly there are no reasons here #don't read into this #lol

[sunjoys]

wyd if i invite you to my house, show you my cool retro cd player that guarantees my cool music taste, and then put a glee the music season one volume 2 cd in

#hello friends who are coming to my house in 10 mins #don't read into this #CDs #glee #to be.txt #my cd player is also covered in kpop stickers .

[apomegranatepearl]

situationship/delusionalship playlist title ideas

the bag hasn’t been fumbled this bad in 300 years

on god on god, we will deadass fumble/unfumble through this together 

fumblr (iconic 2014 tumblr vibes)

mirror, mirror, on the wall, who fumbled the worst of them all? 

3.5 stars not bad, but i’ve had better. service was slow and the fumble wasn’t authentic. 

the most soul-crushing and heart-shattering songs i got fumbled to (this should include music shared by the fumbler) 

la-la-LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU fumbling over these beats

a personalized variation of a reddit post, i.e. “AITA for asking him to worship the ground i walk on? hear me out, i (29 ANGEL)-” “AITA for killing my ex [x]m and his new girlfriend [x]f ?”

i was fumbled and all i got is this lousy coping mechanism (the same song added 11 times)

 fun bonus: 

 literally have a full-blown back and forth conversation in the title/description of each of your playlists because being a grown adult about everything is boring! ^-^ 

#don't read into this #well don't read into most of this #if i meant it i would use one of these titles instead of posting them here #my brain is rarely creative #so im just havin fun #spotify #playlist #playlist titles #if anyone uses any of these i wanna knowwwwww #and i wanna listen

[robobarbie]

If you had to cosplay as any of your characters for the rest of your life, who would you cosplay?

terrifying. nightowl

#bp ask #anon ask #nightowl #don't read into this

[hawthornvisual]

everyone wants a trans girl with a huge cock. what about the trans girls with the 7 inchers out there? is there no love for being a little above average?

#don't read into this

[marquisdeglad]

I keep designing OCs that eat people.

Hmmm... Probably nothing to read into there

#meaningless ramblings of the marquis #character design #don't read into this

[definitelynotdabi]

Don't tell either of them this, but... I actually really appreciate what @/redwingedwolves and @/chickenwingexpert are doing for me.

It's been a long time sense it felt like anyone cared this much... I'm glad I have them.

#random musings #i'm not soft #don't read into this

[destinyudogie]

kind of kin the sister character ...

#so you assume just because i hate something i don't want to do it #ME???? #persuasion 2022 #don't read into this

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life' #be shh now #containment breach

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. #i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!! #maya angelou #FAVE #editing #*r #god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD #'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN' #notifications are off for this besties 💗 #i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️ #also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!

[wearenotjustnumbers2]

Remember the 6 year old girl who was surrounded by Israeli tanks and the red crescent couldn't reach her? Her name is Hind Hamadeh. Here you can hear the phone call her 15 year old sister, Layan Hamadeh, made with the medics. She was killed exactly a moment later including all people in the car, except for 6 year old Hind who was stuck in the car with the dead bodies of her family, Israeli tanks and IDF surrounding her, shooting, preventing anybody to reach her.

That was last night (29.1.24). Today, still nothing. The fate of Hind remains unknown.

palestine red crescent ambulance team went to rescue her yesterday evening, but they have not returned as of now. We lost contact with them about 18 hours ago, and we still remain unaware of their fate and whether they succeeded in evacuating her or not.

Please, share Hind's story as much as you can on any platform. We need to know what happened to her. Put yourself in her place, how terrified she must be. Don't scroll past this.

This is Hind.

#never stop speaking up. please #this is soo important don't just scroll past it read the story listen to the audio and share hind's story #palestine #gaza #israel #important #current events #free palestine #ethnic cleansing #free gaza #gaza strip #gaza under attack #israel apartheid #we are not numbers #spilled ink #video

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

#at this point I don't care whether rail is privately or publicly funded #I'll ride the Mickey Mouse Express if it means not having to drive or fly everywhere #if you're on the disneyland side of the country I just don't have as strong a grasp on your psychology as a demographic #but I went to school with some twice a year disneyworld people #if you are a disney adult and you're reading this please don't take it as an insult #I don't think it comes off that way but you never know

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche