#don't take this too seriously lmao

[firestorm09890]

okay new headcanons

Demyx’s chair is so low because he keeps almost falling out of it and he doesn’t want to die from fall damage

Vexen’s chair is the lowest not because he’s the worst but because he wanted to be as far away from Xigbar as possible

Axel and Marluxia’s chairs are as high as they are because they have big egos and bigger dick energy

oh oh oh so a bunch of the org members started incrementally increasing the height of their chairs in a sort of game of chicken to see how close they could get to Xemnas’s height. Demyx and Vexen are chickens as we already know and Zexion proclaimed that posturing your rank via meeting room chairs is stupid as hell and refused to take part in such tomfoolery (Lexaeus’s chair is low out of solidarity)

some of the heights are also arranged in such a way that they could glare at someone without making it too obvious by tilting their heads too much. like Saïx is in a perfect middling spot to give scathing looks to everyone across from him

#kingdom hearts #organization xiii #xemnas #xigbar #vexen #lexaeus #zexion #saix #axel #demyx #marluxia #don't take this too seriously lmao #however i'm also not kidding these headcanons are real #kh #me post

[retro-rambles]

“This card allows me to do whatever I want!” So I’m testing out a new(ish) art style, this is the result

#yugioh #yugioh duel monsters #yugioh dm #yugi muto #rivalshipping #its pretty heavily implied here #if kaiba likes you enough he gives you the rarest card of them all #his credit card #mokuba has one too #flash it as specific shops and you can get exclusive merch #does this make Yugi Seto's sugar baby? #yes yes it does #don't take this too seriously lmao #kings creations #fanart #yugioh fanart

[bunnymadeofyarn]

mike trying to experiment without coming out [x]

#mike wheeler i know what you are #don't take this too seriously lmao #bunnymadeofyarn

[transkenobis]

was gonna say something along the lines of "hate the artificial jock-nerd dichotomy, i contain multitudes, etc etc etc" but the thing is that fencing is objectively the Nerd Sport. i've had conversations about dune at fencing club. if you've read one too many books about fantasy swordfights, this is your option for Sports.

#don't take this too seriously lmao #matt speaks

[hheisa]

This is a joke /silly

#This is a joke don't take it too seriously lmao😭

[cinnamonsikwate]

chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!

a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.

the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.

#dungeon meshi #jumping on the 'putting this man in situations' bandwagon #chilchuck tims #meijack chils #namari #will meijack be luckier in love than her father? #this idea came to me like a bolt out of the blue #unfortunately meijack is not namari's type but we'll work with what we have! #rip chilchuck's liver #he can't even go out w his usual drinking buddy bc drinking buddy in question is now the object of his daughter's affections #is namari even aware of what's happening lmao #don't take this too seriously lol #meijack can have a little crush as a treat #calemonsito notes

[thevalleyisjolly]

Critical Role PCs (main cast) ranked by whether or not Chetney could be their biological dad

Disqualified (dad known/knew their dad):

Ashton, Beau, Caduceus, Caleb, Fearne, Grog, Imogen, Jester, Keyleth, Laudna, Percy, Taryon, Vax, Veth, Vex

Disqualified 2.0 (no dad):

FCG, Kingsley,* Molly*

*Even if you count Lucien's parents as Kingsley and Molly's biological "parents," Lucien both knew them and killed them, taking them all clear out of contention.

Honourable mentions:

Orym. The one who first made us think, is Chetney _____'s dad? Alas, we know from EXU that Orym's biological dad went by the name "Tarrintel" - that is not to say that it was not, perhaps, an alias of Chetney's once upon a time, but it would hardly be consistent branding for C-Pop Industries.

Scanlan. While we know that Scanlan's father was not in his life, Scanlan did at least know enough about his father to say that his name was "Vicou." Again, it's possible that this is another Chetney alias, but be honest, can you really see Chetney ever going by the name "Vicou"? Would also be very awkward with Number 1 on this list...

And now, on to the rankings!

4. Yasha. Does not remember her biological parents, and it's not impossible that Chetney might have swung by southern Xhorhas in his travels. On the whole though, I'd give it worse odds than the other names on this list.

3. Bertrand. International man of mystery Bertrand Bell is so enigmatic that at one point, it was even speculated that he was the Lord of the Crossroads over in Vasselheim. He does appear to be fully human, but it would be mildly funny if he "exited" the story right before his father came in, which is why he's higher than Yasha.

2. Fjord. Who's to say that his other biological parent wasn't a half-orc who had a great night or two with Exandria's best woodworker?

1. Pike. We actually don't know terribly much about the Trickfoot family, or Pike's parents. What we do know is that at some point, Pike's parents left her with her cousins and went to Wynandir. Now would Chetney do a thing like that? Hard to say. There's nothing saying that Pock O'Pea is his birth name - he could mayhaps have been born a Trickfoot who, say, got in really hot water over in Tal'Dorei and had to flee to Wildemount?

In conclusion, Critical Role has spent a great deal of time pondering the all-important question, "What is that mother's name?" However, it is perhaps time that we all start asking, "What is that father's name?" and maybe even, "Are you my freaking dad?"

#critical role #critical role spoilers #crack post #chetney pock o'pea #you known i had to throw in an 'are you my dad' reference in there. i couldn't not do it. #don't take this too seriously guys lmao

[waitineedaname]

shoes in FMA rated on how comfortable they'd be to fight in

Edward Elric

considering Ed's uhhh very distinct taste in aesthetics, these could be a lot worse. they look relatively comfortable and don't seem like they'd be difficult to move around in. they are platforms though, which I imagine makes things more difficult. I'll be generous and give these a 7/10

Most of the Amestrian military

pretty much everyone in uniform wears the same shoes, so I'm lumping them all together. these are Roy's, if that matters. they look fine. I imagine that because it is part of a military uniform, it's designed to be moved around in and worn for hours on end, so ideally they're relatively comfortable. it doesn't look like there's much traction, but they're usually fighting on flat surfaces so whatever. 8/10

Fu and Lan Fan

these shoes fucking rule. the picture I've included is Lan Fan's, but they wear p much the same shoes. I fucking love these things. they have spikes. Edward Elric fucking wishes. considering this seems to be part of the bodyguard uniform, I'd imagine they're as easy to run around in as the military shoes, if not better since they're expected to be doing martial arts in them. but most importantly, they have spikes. 10/10, no notes.

Ling and Mei

on the topic of doing martial arts, both Ling and Mei wear these.... I'm not sure what they are. flats? slippers? it's unclear. (EDIT: they are apparently Kung Fu shoes!) they seem relatively easy to move around in I guess since they're not very cumbersome and both Ling and Mei rely on being very nimble. they look like they have absolutely no support in the soles though, which is gonna get painful after a certain point. also depending on what fabric they're made of, they could definitely start chafing. I've worn flats. I know that hell. 7/10 for the potential blisters, but at least they're designed specifically for martial arts

Greedling and Bradley

it's hard to get a good shot in this scene because neither of them stop moving, but I swear to god, they're fighting in dress shoes. I cannot stand them. this CANNOT be comfortable. I know Greed prioritizes aesthetics over function so this was probably a compromise between his and Ling's tastes but ohhh my god. he was probably wasting so much of the philosopher's stone just passively healing the million blisters on his feet from running around in these things. there's a chance Bradley is wearing the military uniform shoes but I think he was in more formal dress when he got blown the fuck up, so I don't think so. no wonder he complains about being sore, quit running around in dress shoes you fucking moron. 4/10.

Greed

THESE FUCKING THIIIIIIIINGS. WHY ARE THEY POINTY AT THE END. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE HIT HIS FOOT WITH A MALLET AND FLATTENED THEM. he's so dumb. I love him. looking at these things tells me he would probably wear goth cowboy boots if he could, and tbh that would probably look better. 3/10 for Greed's overall silly as hell fashion sense

Lust

okay. the heels make sense considering her whole vibe. however. these are part of her fucking BODY. when she gets incinerated, they grow back. can she even take them off???? I'm scared to ask. I guess if theyre part of her body, she doesn't have to worry about adjusting to balancing in them like you would normally with heels, but oh my god. she can never wear normal shoes. I would also be murderous if I had to wear heels all the time. 4/10.

Father and Izumi

guys. these are sandals. it has been four hundred years and Father is still wearing the same outfit he was wearing in the damn desert. find a new outfit man. Izumi is apparently wearing bathroom slippers (hence the WC) so idk why she's even wearing those out of the house. Father gets 0/10 and Izumi gets 1/10 because she still manages to kick everyone's asses while wearing these, so respect

Envy

PUT YOUR FUCKING TOES AWAY. -10000000/10

#fma #fmab #don't take this too seriously I'm just playing around #the main inspiration for this post was the opportunity to pick on greed and envy lmao #I love the spikes on fu and lan fan's outfits so so much #they also have them on their gauntlet things and it rules #I think lan fan should get spiked brass knuckles #I feel bad ranking izumi so low but I do not know how she's fighting in sandals. ma'am. how do you keep them on your feet. #there are some others I didn't include #scar is wearing like. loafers kinda? just normal shoes #which is impressive considering he's on his feet p much all the time #and the briggs soldiers have different boots I think #but I didn't want this post to get too long unnecessarily

[butterflysonnets]

yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.

to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!

i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.

also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.

they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.

they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.

i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.

#eve text #elmike #stranger things #byler #only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol #tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS #god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear #i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable #i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts #elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about #even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike #i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up #the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me #and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing... #the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me #and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin #also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice… #fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK #so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows #i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too??? #love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk #tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO... #like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO #stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest #anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul #i need frivolity #ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show

[mishqua]

How to deal with a Riddle infestation-

1. They like shiny things. They don't like shame corners. They won't go to time-out voluntarily. You gotta put some shiny things in the corner to get them. And keep them there.

2. They are hard to contain. They multiply fast. Faster than any human/Dark Lord wannabe. Best to put them down before they have grown any faster.

Also, don't let them know you are after their ass. They will multiply even faster.

3. They do bite the hand that feeds them. Don't bother banishing them with kindness. They scavenge their own food. (That's your soul, if you don't know)

4. They are greedy. They will take what you like. Best to-

Actually, truth be told, it is best to just show them a new foraging place. Distract them with a shiny, new, unbroken world. They will jump right in. It's best if there is a boy-who-lived in it. 'Cause you definitely have no way of defeating them. So, just pass them over.

5. Unless you are Harry Potter. Then, you are doomed.

#don't take it too seriously #lmao i saw a post with infestation and got inspired. #the best way is it to throw a harry at ut #amiright or amirite #tomarry #harry potter #harrymort #tom riddle #tom/harry #lvhp #mishqut drabble

[skwisdad]

everyone talks about toki's gf from "Klokblocked" that looks like Skwisgaar:

But has anyone else noticed Skwisgaar's GF from "Fatherklok" shares Toki's light brown hair and blueish grey eyes

#skwistok #they're each others type LMAO #could you imagine irma being attached to toki because when he shaves he looks like her mom 😩 #metalocalypse #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #dethklok #mtl #this is dumb #don't take it too seriously

[arimiaromage]

#dgm #dgrayman #allen walker #not allen walker trying his hardest to appear to be the first <333 #not morally bankrupt but 110% an insane child #also don't take this meme too seriously lmao

[m4rrison]

please say you've seen this trend on twitter or this will be really weird LMAO (shitpost art btw pls dont take seriously)

#my art #tatsuki fujimoto #gege akutami #chainsaw man #csm #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #this is a joke #shipping irl people is weird i just think this trend is too funny lmao #please don't take this seriously #shitpost

[tarmac-rat]

I haven't fully planned my Post-Temperance "Johnny and the Gang Save V from the Deep Net" fix-it, but damn it if I don't at least have the vibes down

#Aldi speaks #Aldi memes #V #My V #Riley Aldana #Johnny Silverhand #Judy Alvarez #Panam Palmer #Kerry Eurodyne #River Ward #This is a joke first and foremost lol please don't take it too seriously lmao #But at the very least this is the BASELINE. Johnny Riley River and Kerry especially (but Kerry's is not literal. That you know of.) #suicide mention tw

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Georgia twink loves his bears

#Jonathan Crane #Scarecrow #The Scarecrow #this is from an actual comic yes #lmao #I jsut had to make a silly post #don't take too seriously #MistressMemes

[bi-hanslefttittie]

You know those kids in class that are like, class clowns and misbehave, but are like super charming so they get away with it?

You know those other kids that are super introverted, have an attitude and a resting bitch face but are well behaved, and somehow, they always end up being regarded as the weird kids and terrible rumors get spread about them?

Bi-Han. Y'all are doing that to Bi Han 😭

Honestly after all the shit he's been through I also would have snapped if I had to a. Deal with Johnny Cage b. Deal with Kung Lao. C. Being reminded of my dad whom I don't like every five seconds

#no but seriously #i sometimes feel like we equate being mean or indifferent as a sign of being evil #he might just be stern. tired. or extremely introverted! #i mean he IS grandmaster. he has higher standards and has to deal with a lot of shit. i would be stern too #also I don't think having low empathy is something that would make you evil??? is a real normal thing #principally saying it because i have low empathy lmao #mortal kombat #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat 1 #bi han #sub zero #bi han mortal kombat #my take