- Error and Nightmare being in a relationship -
Error: Hey I knitted you socks for your tentacles, since you said they were cold
Nightmare: oh thank you, dear, they are lovely !
Error, smiling: anything for you, Moonlight
- Meanwhile Dream and Killer -
Dream: KILLER WHY IS THERE A POSSUM IN MY ROOM ??!!
Killer: I CAUGHT IT FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU !!
Dream: I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT !! IT'S THE FIFTEENTH TIME THIS WEEK !!
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He overslept.
Incorrect quote belongs to: @lover-of-skellies
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Killer, about to do something stupid: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Dust, imitating Nightmare: Killer, what are you doing?
Nightmare, appearing from behind Dust: Killer, what are you doing?
Dust: I conjured him
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Nightmare: I just accidentally prematurely sent an email to my brother.... It was supposed to say "I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting", but I hit send when all it said was:
Nightmare: Dear Brother, I am afraid
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GUYS I’M BRINGING THE SERIES BACK!!
i’m still getting notifications from the last two, so i figured why not?
incorrect quotes here we go-
underswap @.p0pcornpr1nce
dreamtale @.jokublog
inktale @.comyet
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heres an incorrect quote
cross: you have a superiority and a god complex
sawp dream: i am a god and i am superior and theres nothing complex about it
Cross by Jakei
Swad by Song.A
They’re so silly
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Dream, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Dust: But Dream, we don't smoke.
Dream: Cut the crap, Dust. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Dream: *points at Reaper* One! *points at Nightmare* Two! *points at Lust* Three! *points at Ink* Four! *points at Dust* Five!
Dream: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Reaper: *puts a cigarrette in Dreans's hand*
Dream: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
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Dream: Can I give you friendly advice ?
Nightmare: I don't want friendly advice
Dream: Enemy advice then
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*The group is playing Minecraft together*
Ink: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Nightmare: Hostile takeover?
Cinna: Genocide?
Error: Steal everything!
Ink: No, I meant-
Avery: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Dream: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Ink: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Avery: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Dream: Agreed.
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Cross: The word daddy has been so sexualized that Aim can’t even call Dream that anymore
Epic: Tell him to start calling him bruh
Cross: Don’t do that
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Nightmare: Time to get out the spring colours
Dream, exitedly: You have spring co- this is also black
Nightmare: Yes, but this is spring black
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Killer: I just ended a four year relationship.
Cross: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Killer: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Error and Nightmare fighting from across the room*
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