Danny: Your mother!
Vlad: My mother is dead, Daniel.
Danny:
Vlad: She shoved me into a closet while saying that we were playing hiding and seek, and me, the oblivious boy I was then, obliged and was excited, not at all questioning that she knew where I was hidden.
Danny: Vlad-
Vlad: Then I watched on helplessly through a crack in the closet door as she was brutally stabbed to death right before my very eyes, terror running through my veins and fear gripping my mouth to keep it closed. I couldn't turn away, as I had a front row seat to each and every scream that they tore from her as blood slowly melted into the carpet.
Danny: Dude-
Vlad: Then I saw the life drain from her eyes and leave nothing behind but an empty husk that once was and the killer standing on top of her body. Before they left, I remember staring at her for an unknown amount of time before the police came and escorted me outside.
Vlad: Sometimes I wonder what difference it would have made if I stepped out of that closet.
Danny:
Vlad:
Danny:
Vlad: Anywho, enough about that. Would you like some cupcakes Daniel?
Danny, disturbed: Uh.... sure....?
Vlad: Great, vanilla or chocolate? Or perhaps lemon with some buttercream?
Danny: Lemon with buttercream please.
Vlad, going to his kitchen: Wonderful, wait one moment.
Danny is currently questioning how the hell a simple your mother joke forced him into a lore dump of his mother's death. On the bright side, at least he'll get some cupcakes out of it?
Dick: So, is your godfather always like this?
No matter what anyone says, Danny did NOT scream because he genuinely forgot that Dick was there, nor would he ever admit to being scared, because he wasn't scared.
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Ok, so I know the update came out literal seconds ago so it’s probably a liiiittle weird to already post about it but hear me out
I already know my favourite panel in this update because look
Hyrule’s like the little guy wants to talk to you! Which is great but I look at wild and he just looks so scared
I’m just imagining he’s thinking “but I’m terrified of the little guy now”
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Hi, this is customer service. We were calling you today regarding your order of a pair of shirts with the text "Butch bait" and "Femme bait".
Unfortunately, due to a printing error, your shirts will be arriving with incorrect text. Thanks to customer feedback, we've spotted the issue, and will have the correct product on the way once the issue is fixed.
In the meantime, enjoy your "Butch Femme" and "Bait Bait" shirts, complimentary. Have a nice day.
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