#earlier i said:

[skitskatdacat63]

Hello I've woken up and people seem to like the card post, yay! It's just funny bcs before I even was thinking about writing that post, @suzuki-ecstar and I were joking about Fernando becoming a Las Vegas magician post-F1. So here are some silly WIPs that I will hopefully finish at some point

Of course Seb as his sexy Magician's assisstant whom he cuts in half, also he would be so these posts

And his magician name would of course be: "✨️Magic Alonso✨️" Also I saw someone in the tags be like "oh so that's[the magic tricks] is where he got that nickname!" Honestly, I had the same realization, I'm so embarrassed 😭 I saw that it said Magic Alonso in the corner of the one vid and I was like WAIT THIS IS WHERE THAT COMES FROM!!?!?!? I didn't realize it existed for so long....

Anyways gonna go drown myself in coursework :)

#i suddenly feel very into writing posts rn. it couldnt be the looming deadlines right?? right???? #but aaaaahh thank you so much for the appreciation of the card post!!! yay lore! #but that was just the lore for this au obv 🥱 (kidding but its funny how they ended up evolving seperately) #<- like writing the card post i wasnt even rly thinkinf abt this au #theyre only slightly related bcs this au made me suddenly think about fernando and cards #a GREAT thanks to suzuki-ecstar for being like half this au and making stupid jokes w me about it 🥺 #hmmm what would it be called #earlier i said: #mid-life crisis magician! fernando #it fits :) #catie.rambling.txt #fernando alonso

[neutral-towards-mindmaps]

can't stop thinking about tamsyn muir's choice to present her deep, morally and politically complex science fantasy world with a central web of magic, secrets and lies reaching back ten thousand years through the eyes of three characters who:

1. tune out and start thinking about hot women whenever the magic system or worldbuilding are being explained

2. experience hallucinations on a daily basis, have brain damage and are being deceived and misled by their peers, authority figures, themselves and God

3. don't know who they are, have spent their entire life in one place and are, on all levels but physical, six months old

#she said: you will have concrete information when i say you can have concrete information #and then every new bit of information you do get fundamentally changes some earlier element of the story #like. rereading these books the first time doesn't even count as rereading imo #it's just an entirely new experience #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth

[gallus-rising]

i totally understand why ppl ship Laios and Kabru, i get the appeal, but to me that doesn't probably capture depths that their Freak Behaviors would create if combined in such a way

Kabru has just enough sense to not stick his dick in (that particular brand of) crazy, but he is still studying Laios like a bug. imagining him in situations. rotating him in the fantasy microwave. etc. he's thoroughly observed Laios in his natural habitat (dungeon), currently observing him in his unnatural habitat (civilization). he's seen Laios' family dynamics, has been sucked into his friendship circle, subtly interrogated fellow victims. there's only one thing left

he's never seen Laios Fuck

is this, perhaps, the singular aspect in life in which Laios is normal? is he his normal abrasive self or a conscience and tender lover? what does Laios think foreplay is? would he even register someone making moves on him in the first place? are dog collars involved at some point?? oh god what if the dog collars aren't even a sex thing for him--

imagine, you are an elven government spy here to seduce state secrets out of the mysterious king of the golden kingdom. months of pretending to care about his special interest are starting to pay off. after a banquet (you specifically were chosen for the job because of your immunity to poisons) he shyly invites you back to his chambers. this is it! the two of you are being shadowed, as would be expected for the king's first illicit encounter with a foreign dignitary, but you've finally done it!

Some Guy just walks in and starts taking notes while giving you the world's most intense Weezer Blue stare. you nervously, yet seductively, try to ask the king if he likes being watched or something~ ;) "haha yeah Kapru likes 'studying my habits' sometimes :)" oh god this isn't even a sex thing. with every second the Guy becomes increasingly distressed. Laios is just happy to be here

#dungeon meshi #labru #laios touden #kabru dungeon meshi #understand my vision #*furious pecking* #like i said earlier #i'm pivoting to become a full time dunmeshi Lore Poster

[egophiliac]

So you know of other fairytale-theme school medias?

oh yeah, there's a few! the one I was thinking of specifically was Ever After High; I was mostly into the dolls, but I also really liked the webseries and the Shannon Hale novels! Apple was my definitely my favorite. 🍎

#art #twisted wonderland #ever after high #the descendants movies are the other one i know of #though i wasn't really into that one #which is ironic given (gestures to entire blog) but there you go #(i probably would have been all over descendants if it had hit me earlier in life) #(that said i am absolutely going to watch the upcoming one just because it has brandy and paolo montalban as cinderella and charming) #(you do not understand how much i love the 1997 rodgers and hammerstein cinderella)

[qdkdraws]

These five sinners wanted to have some fun at the expense of an innocent animal, but they got the wrong animal.

#As I said earlier #Charlie can beat the shit out of you if her patience runs out #even in cat form #Alastor really appreciates the contrast between her pretty appearance and actual strength #he also likes to squeeze her #cursed cat charlie #keydidraws #hazbin hotel #charlastor #radiobelle

[clownsuu]

Just a casual night smhhh

#Been posting too much serious stuff I need some more g o o f #Welcome home #welcome home mob au #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #welcome home frank #welcome home barnaby #welcome Home julie #howdy pillar #wally darling #Frank frankly #barnaby b beagle #julie joyful #wallypillar #howdydarling #I was messing around with mob howdy Ai earlier and I asked what his full name was and he said “Howdy Darling” #mob Wally and howdy married confirmed??? 🤨🥄🥄

[mullomohiam]

This scene is excellent I think they should pass Frank around like this more

#why did none of you tell me about him wearing the bra earlier in this episode #also i love the way alan alda says emena bag #theres so much to enjoy here #dare we say ot4. who said that #mash #m*a*s*h

[keeperofthebox]

he'll do it. but only because it's kagami asking.

#feligami #félix fathom #félix graham de vanily #felix fathom #kagami tsurugi #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #luka couffeine #asukiess if you see this I dont understand how i got this out of what you said earlier either #keeperofthebox art #btw this isn’t intended as feluka… interpret how you want obv but

[dawllick]

#my art #ghoulcy #vaultghoul #Lucy Maclean #cooper Howard #the ghoul #my dad said this earlier so I had to make Coop say it

[royalarchivist]

[After they talk about Pac's debt to the Pancake Mafia, and Pac warns her about Sir Reaper]

Bagi: I think you're the one that needs to be careful, because soon you might lose your other leg.

Pac: N-no! NO! Please don't! Stop- stop! STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR BROTHER!

Bagi: [Laughs]

Pac: I'll pay you– I'm going to pay you!

I want to give a MASSIVE thank you to @wasabi-ribs, who was kind enough to check my translations and help me with the parts I missed (and also reviewed the final subtitled video)!

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]

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Bagi: Pac, pay the rent!

Pac: I'm going to pay! Hey- I'm going to pay right this second, the money that I owe you, and... and I'm- I'm serious! And look, if you want- if you have more money... If I pay your 4,500, will you lend me 4,500? No, then I'll actually drown in fees. [Laughs]

Bagi: [Laughs] I'll lend you, I'll lend you

Pac: No, not really Bagi. You've got those red eyes– I'm scared, Bagi. I don't know– I don't know what happened, actually it's an eye infection, I know– But something tells me it's not just an eye infection, that it's also some other things, you know? Like, um... y'know, right? [He fumbles again] Oh God wait, your brother– when he had those red eyes he would also turn evil. Nonononono– I'll pay you, ok? Where's the waystone? It's here, it's here, it's here– I'll pay you, ok? I'll pay the 4,500- we're gonna–

Bagi: I'll be waiting.

Pac: No no, oh- just– Just let me walk, my God, I love walking– OH, WALKING IS SO GOOD – [Pac teleports] I'll pay her.

[Bagi follows him moments after]

Pac: [Pac mumbles to himself as he begins transferring money to Bagi] 4,500... I need to pay her 4,500...

Bagi: [Sneaks up on him] Oh, perfect!

Pac: [SCREAMS]

#Pactw #QSMP #oiBagi #Bagi #Pac #March 18 2024 #Translated #Subtitles #THIS CONVERSATION WAS WILDDDDD #Bagi threatening to take his other leg... Pac shouting telling her not to talk like her brother... #Pac trying to do what she wants while On The Brink Of A Panic Attack #and then Pac saying ''Just let me walk- I love walking- WALKING IS SO GOOD--'' #my heart shattered like a glass bottle dropped off a skyscraper #also Bagi smiling as Pac is freaking out LMAO she's such a good roleplayer and Pac is happy to ''yes and'' her #Love the PTSD trauma improv #I say with my head in my hands #Edited #Portfolio #I need to go to SLEEP #I don't usually post things at this time but I said I was going to try and post this earlier

[brookheimer]

people acting like twitter's new post count is gonna cause a mass exodus to tumblr.... this website's demographic has not changed in 865578 years and it sure as hell won't now. this is the site for people who were weird and unhappy in middle school. everyone on here has either been around since they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds or joined when they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds, left because they thought they were normal for a while, then came crawling back again when they realized deep down they were still weird unhappy 13-year-olds. what does this site possibly have to offer you if you grew up happy well-adjusted and unaware of homestuck

#like have you seen that poll of when people joined tumblr and it's ALLLL early/mid 2010s if not earlier?? #twitter's fuckups have brought some people over but like. not as many as yall think #and thank god for that. i am very happy in my small corner of this website where i am surrounded by people with good taste and good takes #LOL #i'm the second category btw. weird unhappy 13yo --> No Im Normal --> oh ok no i'm not but shhh keep it on the dl (tumblr) this time #instead of running around asking everyone if they've heard of this thing called homestuck and giggling whenever anyone said bucket #...dark times. #but no like it's so funny to me that people think normal people will actually use tumblr. the stigma around it ALONE will drive em away #which like. fair honestly lolll #100 #this time on posts i didn’t expect to get notes #lollll #500 #1000

[hellsitegenetics]

hi can i have the sequence to free bird please

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Closest match: Falcaria lacertinaria genome assembly, chromosome: 26 Common name: Scalloped hook-tip moth

#tumblr genetics #genetics #moths #asks #requests #sent to me #free bird #the free bird was a moth the whole time! #also im aware earlier i said there were no matches for free bird #it turns out this was an error on my part and after doing it correctly i got a match with this moth #apologies. behold her now

[deityofhearts]

vampire themed soda called “dracola” perhaps even “count dracola” if you’re feeling it, is this anything is this anything at all???

#deity dialogue #I said this to my roommate earlier and they shook their head at me #if it were on sell it would be ‘discount dracola’

[arcanewebs]

amazing episode EASILY one of my most favorite battle episodes of all time. How Ever is it insane of me to wish it went Just a little bit worse than it did. for the plot

#needed more riz torment LOWKEY. IM JUST SAYING. PUTS HANDS UP #HE DIDNT HAVE TO SEE FIRSTHAND THE POSESSIONS? DIDNT GET ATTACKED BY BARON PERSONALLY? #i mean i love the way kristen and adaine had those clutch loves that saved riz while he was in jawbones room but STILL #and im also glad baron didnt die. HOWEVER #IDK. HELP. #i really hope its talked about more in the ap or next episode or something #can we hear the word aromantic said out loud PLS! PLS? #aro community is Unsure how to feel? #ann bangers #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #MOVES***** MOVES. MOVES. MOVES. I DONT HAVE AUTOCORRECT ON. FUCK I DIDNT CATCH IT EARLIER #yeah loves why not they all love each other it works i guess what tha hell

[elvyn]

Shinji because his scenes in the last episode were so damn cool

#and that song in the background?? so damn good #I said earlier in the tags that I don't really like how the storytelling works in Bleach #But I still have some characters that I really like and Shinji is one of them #The idea of his character is so cool that it annoys me that he has so little screen time (like most of the characters I like there lol) #but at least in this episode he got some compensation #hirako shinji #Bleach #bleach tybw #my art #anime

[suitsofarmour]

blurrrrrrrrrr

#transformers #idw transformers #maccadam #blurr #my art #rambling a bit here i have thoughts about blurrr #mm in retrospect maybe i should’ve tried to draw him more aerodynamic since it fits his whole speedster racer thing a lot more #that being said i got really attached to his bulkier look from a lot of his earlier(???) appearances in idw #IT HAS LIKE the stockier jock hunk vibes that i dig a lot #anyways i haven’t read RiD (politics heavy plot not rly my cup of tea lol) but i hear he’s a bartender there which sounds awesome