#edgelord smh

[buebitooo]

im sure fifteen dazai used to listen to mcr

#bsd dazai #dazai osamu #fifteen dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs fanart #doodle #he was emo af #and such an edgelord smh

[captainkirkk]

I was wondering why Namwoon Kim seems so familiar and then it hit me

#either bakugou or shigaraki #so many chap lipped white haired teenage edgelords smh #my posts #orv liveblogging

[purplelea]

Going crazy over people saying that Neku or Roxas are so emo they want to die or stuff. They don't!!!! That's their whole character, they want to live and enjoy time with their friends but there's just the narrative blocking their path somehow!! And they'll fight against it as much as they can because they won't accept to die, they won't accept to let anyone else die, they want to live they want to enjoy life with their friends and they both only have one (1) moment in their story that's an exception to this. But that doesn't make any less true!! STOP SAYING THEY DON'T WANT TO LIVE GODDAMNIT I'M GOING FERAL

#UUUUGH. i get it it's funny to picture them as edgelords or whatever #because yeah they have been through SO MUCH and they trauma and they can be mad at the ones who hurt them #(even though that's debatable for Neku the guy can't even be mad at people who killed him smh) #but ANYWAY the trauma they have doesn't justify that they don't want to live anymore #all their fights have been towards this goal. they're not giving up on it #tw: sui mention #twewy #neku sakuraba #kingdom hearts #roxas #twewy spoilers #léa rambles

[starlitwishes]

I hope you all know I have this perfectly adorable Icon of Wrenn giving someone a smooch on their cheek that I apparently will never get to use, becAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS ADOPTING HIM--

#WHEN WILL HE BE FREE TO SOFTLY SMOOCH SOMEONE ON THEIR CHEEK #jkjk TBH Wrenn is. Insanely difficult when it comes to shipping. #You have to: #1. Know he's a puppet #2. Know that he was a Harbinger #3. Know he tried to become an edgelord god (and failed) #4. Know he's done lots of murders #5. Somehow be okay with ALL that #6. Not be human (this one is flexible much to his dismay) #7. Don't have any bad history with him #8. Be very slow and gentle and kind towards him even on his worst days #9. Don't adopt him #And THEN you have a chance at being a romantic interest #Maybe #Pretty sure he's very Gay too #Anyway he's a disaster and while I do love shipping I'm not expecting to get many ships with him #I'm just mad (not really) that I have this ADORABLE SMOOCH ICON that will never be used #smh #ooc

[morzowo]

everyone comparing buddy daddies to spy x family when they are so clearly narutocoded

#smh smh #one is blond sunshine other is darkhaired edgelord #one never had a family other had fucked up family that raised him to be assassin #etc etc #and there's also child #amazing boruto reference #also not plot related but bd has waaay nicer bg art than sxf

[redroom-rainbowguts]

The game today is how much gore I can add into my story for writing class before I feel guilty about making them read it

#Like it's required to read everyone's stories to offer critique #do I just leave an asterisk and a tldr for people who don't wanna read the fun part? #I don't wanna like #disturb anyone (too much) #but I really don't wanna censor it either?? #writing gore is simply fun there's so may ways to describe it #smh @ my edgelord self #leech rambles

[humanaltarr]

My thoughts go scattered and then randomly all come back to collectively say “i want to die”

#literally what the fuck #that just happen?? #like so much happens and in the moment that it stops my entire brain goes #‘i wanna die’ #OKAY?? #edgelord #smh

[spiritcc]

EXAMINING EVERY ACE ATTORNEY CASE ON THE LIKENESS OF US BEING PAID

The topic that must be finally put to rest considering how every AA protag and money issues go hand in hand, how many cases did we actually get paid for?

PHOENIX WRIGHT: BROKE ATTORNEY

1 - literally spelled out by the game that larry left us with fuckall, a bad omen of the life to come.

2 - nothing could scare the law offices' balance sheet more than the entrance of maya, but in the frenzy of fighting for the life of our workspace we didnt even notice the whiff of the long-lasting implications.

3 - okay this is the first $u$pect that can pay our bills, no way will powers left us without a relatively phat check so GIRL WE MAKING MONEY!

4 - genuinely if edgelord somehow figured that money dont matter in a friendship, either it was my wallet that bullied him into killing himself between these games or he at least had the decency to utilise von karma's leaked pin code situation and allowed us to drain his bank account posthumously. either way my belief that edgeworth got the bill paid here is naively high.

5 - i dont care if lana was going to pay or not bc i billed her for every fucking turn she did at the detention center. either way whether her estate got arrested in the investigation or not it seems like she'd be forced to pay so im staying positive.

ACE ATTORNEY: RAMEN FOR ALL

1 - maggie. what exactly can maggie even pay me. i feel like the case was more of a friend request anyway so we're eating roaches for dinner again, but i also feel that maggie would be inclined to offer at least something. im not sure if putting down a "presumable twenty" counts as success. i'm going to go with no.

2 - maya is starting to get slightly comfortable being a liability to my expenses, this is my first warning girl.

3 - MAXIMUM GALACTIC PROFIT??? OH HE PAYIN. OH HE PAYIN EVERYTHING OUT OF HIS CLOWN ASS. CONFIRMED. FORCED.

4 - this HAS to be a case of the arrested estate being distributed towards paying the fee because i absolutely refuse to live in a world where maya's existence just keeps costing me money. engarde better have paid for it all. the gallows dont drop until he signs my check.

ACE ATTORNEY: TROUBLES AND REMUNERATION

1 - a very big question mark about what can peenie the fail art student pay and whether grossberg is someone who entertains himself a free case. the existence of case 4 may actually suggest something interesting so let's come back to this one later.

2 - i dont care what kind of crippling debt ma$k has because if his wife can allow a bike she CAN, and WILL, pay my fucking fee i dont care. she looks like the type to pay anyway.

3 - maggie. maggie, maggie, maggie. what does it matter musing on how things would've turned out differently if they had actually remembered my face in time. in either universe, this is another expense, in a crisis where my laundry bill is financially ruining me as coffee cups keep flying in my face.

4 - this is a convict already. what can a convict pay to grossberg law offices? suddenly it looks like his gig takes up on free cases bc usually this dude would get a state attorney, right? is grossberg providing such services? if we are getting paid here, it is only the bare minimum it seems, so in retrospect it IS possible for case 1 to have been completely unpaid. as for this one, marking it as unpaid bc Doubt what we'd get could even pay for a single-ply toilet paper + they'd find a way to pay out even less considering the trial technically didn't go through smh.

5 - bitchass fucking fey family, call it THE FEE FAMILY for the way NONE OF THEM ARE PAYING IT!!!! THEY PUT ME IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chronologically we have edgelord's two investigation games next so:

THESE TWO GAMES FOLLOW SEVERAL CASES CONDUCTED FOR A MILLIONAIRE'S OWN ENTERTAINMENT. WE DO NOT CONDONE MONEY PRIVILEDGE BEHAVIOUR AND WE BOYCOTT THE ANALYSIS OF THESE GAMES.

MONETARY JUSTICE: ACE ATTORNEY

1 - well money was probably one thing in the whole mess there, sure. Dick Wright jailed this barbie girl motherfucker just so he wouldn't pay the bill. girl we making no money era is back.

2 - weirdly enough but god might exist after all because no way the kitakis are not paying me. we are saved!!!!!

3 - in a grand twist, there is also no way that these moneyfucks are not signing me a phat one so big bet a hot meal was had that day! i think after lamiroir regained her memories she just decided that this fee was her paying off child support for both kids and fucked off forever.

4 - boy I lost my god damn job.

5 - an interesting situation here because this case was most likely sponsored by the state since it's testing out the jury system and all so. we got paid? almost three cases in a row? WOE MAMA!

ACE ATTORNEY: DOUGH'S DESTINY

1 - not this shit again. another freeloader caught up in the scheme of my monetary ruin. at the time when a teenager is feeding a company of four. peenie's new drip alone cost us six months worth of rent. girl we eating discarded prison gruel at the dumpster in this dark age of the law.

2 - oh a wrestler AND a mayor? oho. ohohohoho. ohohohohohoho.

3 - the humble beginnings of my empty wallet, innit. sure, let her get away this time. not my first rodeo.

4 - starbuck for the love of god i know they said their budget went down but he is PAYING that bill or im cutting wires on his rocket and doing phantom a favor here. he can afford to pay me.

5 - maya sure evaded leaving her footprint on my taxes but there's such a sweet difference between an employee and an independent contractor and athena saw why. sure, free case! its cost is taken out of your salary, baby. you're not eating for four months. at least.

6 - hey the aquarium folks Surely have the dough, right? they found us themselves too so that's a definite bill here.

BROKE ATTORNEY: NO SPIRIT OF JUSTICE

every case in the russian republic of village kurainovo was free which is a devastating stain on my financial report this year, remember how durke said we probably cant afford three meals per day? hello????

1 - motherfucker. this case actually cost us about 20 brazilian roubles because albi charged us for the magatama edible. the first case that lands us in the negative twenty. incredible.

2 - i fucking. if trucy thinks her main breadwinner status excuses her from freeloading a case that almost landed us in 3m debt then im selling rights to the gramarye IP to bozo the clown. family is Nothing to me. i havent eaten properly since 2016.

3 - stop fucking reminding me. not only that but fucking MAYA. THE BIGGEST EXPENSE IN MY LIFE IS BACK WITH NO JUSTICE DONE TO MY FINANCIAL WELLBEING. i havent showered in months. remember how nick told edgeworth that he "heard" that washing in the sink is good enough in the temple? so he didnt even do that himself. the lowest point of my life.

4 - with the urgency of it all and everything i have a strong suspicion the payment of this case was soba. max of what we're getting is food from that place. im shaking does this count as fair barter economy in their eyes? we're not in ancient fucking egypt.

5 - penniless, fatherless, across two countries too. whats not to like in this world. we havent seen a cent in this entire game.

6 - THE $PROKET$???? HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's count the results:

31 cases across 6 games

13/31 cases most likely than not were paid for in acceptable capacity, which is less than a half. if we exclude cases where the situation isn't entirely clear (eg. engarde, lana), that is even less and we are looking at a third of all cases being remunerated for.

despite quite a few of the presumably paid cases involving rich clients, our gig most likely charges standardised fees, which makes the wealth of our clients irrelevant and simply further questions how much we actually made at the end of the day.

they are not lying, we really are making no money. this is concerning. ga'ran was right, fuck the attorneys just go and pick a state-backed position with the forces.

#ace attorney #finally something to get out of my system

[chaifootsteps]

Okay, so jumping here. I've been thinking and imo the 'Lilith' is Eve in disguise and Rosie is Lilith theory still holds true. This is brought to you by me going "We know Viv is a shitty writer, so from the writing already available, where would she lead the plot NOW?" and by my tinfoil hat.

We know Lilith is somewhere in Heaven (maybe even in Eden itself). Unless she pulls the weirdest explanation out of her hat for why she took a small vacay for 7 YEARS abandoning her daughter (with whom we know she had a good relationship with, IF that part of the pilot is still true. She never stopped to explain what parts of the pilot are still true, ffs.), Lilith would never. I don't even think she:

1) Would be allowed in Heaven, even by making a deal with Adam.

2) Adam's pride is too big for him to simply accept such a deal and Lilith's pride would be equally big imo. This interaction would never work.

So that has to be Eve. And Adam *has* to know that that's Eve. Or he doesn't, idc. Point is, it's far more likely by normal logic for that to be Eve. By Viv logic...? Not so much.

Which brings me to my second point! Rosie and her character. I did kind of feel the Mary Poppins vibes a bit, ngl. Horrible redesign, but oh well... The way she reacted to Charlie, her going "yeah, singing totes works here, in the *cannibal* colony!" and her giving that love advice + "we all did things we aren't proud of" + the fact that she's a "hellborn"? She has to be Lilith, sorry. Also also I feel like cannibalism isn't even such a big deal??? In the show I mean. It's literally so cartoonish it simply becomes a hellish quirk for some inhabitants. Sure Alastor, you're a cannibal, boo-hoo. I don't feel threatened by any of them, is what I mean. And even irl, I feel like yeah, it's gross and most likely getting yourself sick, but what makes cannibalism truly bad is the act of *killing* that person, ye know? In Viv's Hell that can't even happen, they'll just respawn, no problem.

And my final reason issss: Viv just ran so fast past 4 seasons worth of plot that imo she backed herself info a corner. The only things keeping the plot going are...Alastor's deal and who he made it with. It's probably Roo or Eve (or Lilith if Rosie is just Rosie), but I have a feeling like it can't be so simple with her, she has to pull a super complicated sayan explanation to make it seem like she just had us all guessing the wrong things, she's suuuuch a literary genius. And she loves musicals a bit too much (Adam is literally just Beetlejuice minus everything interesting about him), so pulling a Sweeney Todd sounds very in-character for her.

Now, speaking of Alastor....I haaaate how she destroyed his character with all the swearing and the petty edgelord-ness. She's not smart enough to write a smart chaotic presence/maybe potential villain. There, I said it. She should open a psychology book or some shit (she should've hired psychologists to coach her about writing about topics such as SA, addiction, sadistic/criminal personalities and so on, but we know she never put such thought into her work). Or at least a sensibility reader for her plot, smh. The overall tone of the show is jumping around faster than a bunny on electrolytes.

And as always, Alastor and Rosie have more chemistry than Charlie and Vaggie literally the "main" couple. They seem like a 30s married couple, tbh.

Also also super confused about Alastor's microphone and how she can hand it over to Charlie??? Why would he do that??? Are we supposed to understand he now cares about her? Handling his (presumably from the Adam fight) source of power to her just like that?? TWICE?!?

I understand his final lyrics are supposed to be "holy shit, I almost died for these people, what is wrong with me???" in a nutshell (+ that part about the contract), but we were never SHOWN how he became more attached to them??? We just have to believe him based on the talks with Rosie and Niffty respectively. What a joke. (Niffty got partially restored in my brain, at least).

-idk, Broadcast🎭 anon- (I know I DMed u, but yea)

Honestly? Even if this leak never comes true the way Viv planned it back then, I for one am having a great time speculating.

#Anonymous #Broadcast Anon #viv stuff #actual blog post

[revvethasmythh]

I have nothing to add but I'm so glad to see all the posts you reblogged about the Ruby Vanguard situation like. I legitimately stopped watching months ago because the discourse around it was so stupid. IRL religion does not map to DND religion! They're killing people, and everyone somehow still on the reddit atheist "what if god bad actually" edgelord shit smh. Will probably start catching back up soon.

I think the ultimate rub of the situation is that it truly is irrelevant whether the gods are good or bad. The point is that the Ruby Vanguard is killing people, en masse, for the sake of releasing Predathos, which will also kill all the gods. en masse. and after that? who knows what it'll do when it gets hungry again. It is a MASSIVE threat to the universe at large, even for just it's unpredictability. Because what happens after all the gods have been eaten and it needs to still eat? What does it eat then? No one knows, not even the Ruidusborn who have connected to it. And besides, Predathos eating and replacing the gods would just give you one massive tyrannical god in charge of everything, especially if Liliana's claims that Ludinus is just a piece of Predathos' plan and does what Predathos wants him to do are true (I don't know that they are, but it's what she believes).

I also think people struggle at lot with the idea that the gods of Exandria are imperfect and fallible beings. There are evil ones. Even the good ones are capable of great harm. They're not that different from humans in that way, which makes sense because they created humans. And while I agree that you cannot map d&d religion onto any irl ones because in d&d the gods are 100%, explicitly real and that fundamentally changes how it works, I must say that as a practicing pagan polytheist it does lend. well. a specific and perhaps useful perspective on what it's like to worship a fallible and imperfect pantheon. The gods are not good or evil, they're just...the gods. Capricious and benevolent and stubborn and cruel and just and selfish and giving all at the same time. They are a force in the world. But, importantly, they don't demand faith. They simply reward it when given.

Ludinus and Predathos and the Vanguard--they demand faith, though, don't they? Or at least they will, when they're in charge. That is tyranny.

#this might have gone off topic but. c'est la vie #cr spoilers #anon #asks

[thatsadfem]

POV- Emily Prentiss' Instagram

liked by @spencereid187, @princessgarcia and 25 others

emprentiss happy birthday derek! #hoes4derekmorgan

@princessgarcia CHOCOLATE THUNDER!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING 🎉

@jjareauxx Happy birthday Derek! this photo is shameless smh

@d.morgan thanks for the great night everyone 🙃 #hoes4derekmorgan

@spencereid187 Although I do not approve of how unsanitary this image is, I hope you had a great birthday Derek.

@aahotch71672 Happy birthday Derek! Enjoy the hangover

→ @d.morgan I feel like i'm dying OMFG

→ @the.italian.stallion Should have laid off the fireball you animal

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emprentiss look at that smile from SSA Aaron Hotchner the king of seriousness

@jjareauxx omg its like catching an urban legend on tape

@princessgarcia awwww look at that grin (^w^)

@the.italian.stallion they got you aaron

→ @aahotch71672 Don't even Dave, I had a moment of weakness

→ @the.italian.stallion Ok edgelord

→ @princessgarcia JWGBEDGEWGWKOLQJ LMAOO 💀💀💀

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emprentiss me and my boys

@jjareauxx this is very un-spencer and un-aaron, whats happening lol

@princessgarcia cuties XD

@the.italian.stallion The BAU finally got to them , they have lost their minds

→ @d.morgan was reid ever sane?

→ @jjareauxx was emily ever sane?

→ @spencereid187 ☹️

→ @princessgarcia he really has lost it, spencer never uses emojis XD

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emprentiss feeling very intimidated by JJ's face rn

@spencereid187 JJ has "the mom look".

→ @d.morgan more like a pissed off school teacher

→ @jjareauxx don't make me send you to detention

@drtaralewis We look so hot

→ @princessgarcia RIGHT! Loving your smoulder Tara xx

#criminal minds #spencer reid #david rossi #derek morgan #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #aaron hotchner #penelope garcia #tara lewis #criminal minds headcanons

[overobsessedfanboy23]

Roasting some more characters' hair

It's the best friends this time! Who's ready to get burned?! :D

As usual, I use whichever names I want for these characters. You all know who they are from the pictures or at worst a quick Google Search. Depending on the series, I might do multiple characters since there is disagreement on who the best friend is and any excuse to roast more hair is a good one. Also, they're ranked from least ridiculous to most roastable.

1 Joey Wheeler

Dude, ever heard of a comb? You look like the United States went and died on your head.

2 Gongenzaka

You know Gongy boy, if you wanted to impale people on that pompadour, you could've admitted it and gone all out with it. Here, I know someone who can help you with that: the most useless character from DM! ...what do you mean "which one?"

3 Kusanagi

Guys, I can't do it. I can't roast hot dog dad, especially not with me about to rewatch THAT duel tomorrow with my friend. His hairstyle looks like a dad because he is an honourary dad. He can go join Judai and Akiza in the "I couldn't roast you no matter how hard I tried" club.

4 Johan Andersen

Johan, bro, stop trying to look like a blue pricklebush. You're a big softie and you've never once attempted to hide it.

5 Crow Hogan

Your name is Crow Hogan. CROW. AND YOUR HAIR IS ORANGE INSTEAD OF BLACK?! YOU'RE A FLOCKING TRAITOR, YOU FAILURE OF A BIRD BOY!

6 Sho Marufuji

Dude, no matter how far apart your spread your hair, you cannot use it as wings. Please stop.

7 Luke

Spike your hair all you want, kid, it won't make your tiny dorky face look menacing. It just makes you look like a goofy human Sonic.

8 Takeru Homura

I'll disregard Soulburner since anything goes in a virtual world but Takis here looks like a redhead who got a bag of the world's stickiest marshmallows dumped on his head and was too lazy to wash em out.

9 Bronk

What is it with you people and trying to use your hair as wings?! At least Sho had some style, you just look like a pointy headed magpie with no sense of direction.

10 Shark

Bro thinks spiking the tips of his hair will make him look like a big scary shark, smh. Get a hobby, edgelord.

#yugioh #ygo #yugioh duel monsters #ygo dm #yugioh gx #ygo gx #yugioh 5ds #ygo 5ds #yugioh zexal #zexal #yugioh arc v #arc v #yugioh vrains #vrains #yugioh sevens #sevens

[99redragons]

Some favorite dlsmp moments from session 2 (major spoilers for most of the hermits’ povs):

Tango’s complete rage, practically foaming at the mouth and Jimmy-everyone trying to calm him down

Scar’s casual planning a torture room he’d sell tickets to- proceeding to show pearl how to torture your soulmate, torturing his own soulmate, and then showing pearl’s soulmate how to! Bloodthirsty scar rises.

Scar: griannn come with i want to murder and burn things downnn!! Grian: *sigh* let me finish my timelapse first

Also grian forbidding pets in the house- tryina babysit scar smh

Bdubs and Impulse graduating to old married power couple gays that live for drama and stir the pot (and shopping for a new boyfriend on the side)

Cleo using the teacher voice and scolding bdubs and impy when she catches them lying

This isnt new but bdubs 00’s pop music intro??? Bless bdubs he knows that this is reality television

In general everyone evolving from ‘soulmate au survival challenge’ to ‘Survivor and the Bachelor unholy social/romance game love child’

Pearl tragic backstory to emo unhinged edgelord villain speedrun

Etho’s little panic at seeing the blindness effect for the first time

Etho and joels ship

Etho.

Impulse “he’ll still be beautiful to me!!!” Actually made me go ‘awww’ out loud

Scott “this is why im gay!!!!”

Ren’s Lion king scar moment - leave and never return!

Scott and cleo’s queer mischief alliance and the Great Goat Heist

Team Ranch had it bad this time, their goat horn struggles, conned and lost their goats, then Arson. All of it perfectly timed as well

Lovin the drama has been dialed up to 12.

#dlsmp #double life spoilers #double life smp

[kana-muchi-midori]

Any HCs for older Kanabun?

Uhhhhhhhh

-He eventually regrows his hair out. I know he cut his hair at the end of the film so he can fully embrace his masculinity, but let’s be honest here, long hair is much more easy to handle then short hair.

-He looks intimidating when you first see him, you’ll find him sitting in an ally way smoking cigarettes or something and you’ll think “wow that’s one sketchy guy” and while he can be for some (like children around Midori’s age), if you’re an adult or a mature teen once you get to know him he’s just a big ol’ doofus who hasn’t matured from the teenage edgelord phase

-Still be careful around him because that dude can still punch O_0 (did you SEE how he smashed those puppies?!)

-Bro has been in jail a few times, we don’t need to elaborate on that

-He has resorted to his good ol’ classic puppy killing for food on days where he has no money

-He lives in an apartment, but it’s a really terrible low quality ghetto unsafe crime filled neighborhood with low rent

-My dude’s always committing tax evasion despite living in an extremely low rent sad excuse of an apartment smh

-Dude’s kind of messy too, you kind of feel bad for him at one point, he’s a druggie, deals drugs for a living, has noticeable sh scars all over him, and has attempted suicide in the past

-He has commited prostitution a couple times, mostly when he was a teen

-He’s molested both young boys and girls because with dealing with Mr. Arashi’s abuse at such a young age, that’s all he knows

-Despite it all, he’s still kind of hot

#Help do I ruin Kanabun’s original charm and charisma with these hcs #I mean that’s how I see him ending up #Teenage and early twenties Kanabun was like a edgy Aladdin and kind of cool in a way #What comes after that not-so-much #shoujo tsubaki

[hermithomebase]

i follow isaacwhy purely bc i think he's hot :/ but he's another faceless youtuber associated with the color green so he gets compared to dream a lot LMFAO i don't think he's got actual malicious intent or anything he's just a bit of an edgelord poke-the-bear kinda guy smh

ugughuvuhhhh why do unassociated people always have to take random shots at dream 😭😭😭 it makes life SO MISERABLE.

i was watching a dagnel animal crossing speedrun video like 2 days ago and he made a random hiring an astrophysicist joke and i was like CMONN 😭😭😭😭 ENOUGGHHHH

#prompt.input