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widowswineapologist · 4 months
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a/n: random assortment of hcs for the primis boys! slightly suggestive at times so proceed with caution. i left it kind of ambiguous as to whether this was canon au or modern au so have fun imagining whatever :33
primis richtofen:
♡ - he's the type to spend hours initially researching a very vague question he has and then it spirals into him researching something completely unrelated to said question. don't ask him how he got from reading about greek mythology to how bed bugs mate, he doesn't know.
♡ - (also don't ask him how bed bugs mate.)
♡ - for some strange reason, for as long as he could remember, he just gets the most random and inconvenient of nosebleeds. it has happened so often that he's grown to just be mildly annoyed by it at best and he usually has tissues on hand just in case. for him, this is entirely normal, but one time he got a nosebleed while he was talking to you and you freaked out and he had to reassure you he wasn't dying.
♡ - richtofen always wants to be the smartest guy in the room, but he kind of goes feral whenever you correct him. intelligence is already an extremely attractive trait to him, and passion compliments it greatly. the slight humiliation he feels for being wrong is quickly forgotten when he sees that fire in your eyes as you lecture him.
♡ - if you're not able to read or speak german, he is... not exactly going to teach you. what he is going to do, however, is randomly hand you a slip of paper with what seems to be utter gibberish scribbled on it, and he'll simply ask you to say the word with a completely serious expression. and then he is going to cackle like a witch when you say it wrong. he enjoys the little things.
primis dempsey:
♡ - he's really bothered by how much he can't remember about himself, so as a substitute, he tries to remember everything he can about you. it's incredibly sweet and thoughtful sometimes, but occasionally it creeps you out that he can recall some extremely niche and easily forgettable detail you revealed about yourself in passing several months ago.
♡ - throughout his life, he's had a habit of just... randomly falling off his bed in the middle of the night. he has no idea why it happens, he's just grown accustomed to waking up on the floor with his blankets trying their best to keep him tethered to the mattress. it truly is a sight to behold.
♡ - what dempsey lacks in book smarts, he makes up for in street smarts. he knows a bunch of strange life hacks, random bits of information about generally niche topics, weird remedies for certain illnesses, the works. (if any of you have seen breaking bad, he's kinda got jesse vibes in that regard LMAO)
♡ - he doesn't do it anymore, but during the earlier stages of your relationship, he really liked pushing your buttons. once, in the midst of an argument, you slapped him, and after the initial shock wore off, you frantically tried to apologize, only to be met with the marine giving you a lazy smirk. he wore the red handprint on his face like a badge of honor.
♡ - (you've asked him multiple times if he's a masochist or something and he never gives you a straight answer.)
primis nikolai:
♡ - that one guy that just always has random resources on him for virtually no discernable reason. you need batteries? he's already reaching into his pockets. you need a toothpick? it's your lucky day, he's got a pack of them right here. hell, you need matches? he's fishing an entire box out of his bag.
♡ - nikolai has a strange habit of taking in stray animals. he literally can't help it, he sees a cute, fuzzy little creature in need and he's dropping everything to assist the little guy. it's a little sweet watching him take care of animals like puppies or kittens, but he brought home a bear cub once and that's when it became a problem. you do kind of miss mishka though.
♡ - his upper body strength is INSANE. it's not news to anyone, not even you, but it was a little shocking when nikolai asked you to sit on his back while he was doing push-ups. and he did a good amount of them!! if he noticed your shocked expression when he was done, he didn't mention it, but he does subtly flex in front of you every once in a while. what? he's just proud of his physique.
♡ - it might just be because of where he grew up, but he's always checking if you're cold or not, especially during the night. the second you say yes, he's dropping everything to find you a better coat, or blanket, or he even gives you his gloves. he doesn't want you to be cold :( you're always welcome to leech off his body heat too.
primis takeo:
♡ - the proud owner of a very impressive and vast collection of bladed weapons. he prefers swords by a long shot, but even he can't turn away from a well-forged knife. it would probably be concerning if it was literally anyone else, but it's takeo so it's cool.
♡ - a relationship with takeo is an extremely slow burn, but once you've finally crossed that threshold, takeo is in it for life. he takes the term "ride or die" very seriously, and he's willing to do nearly anything for you. takeo would even kill for you if asked. anything to make you happy. anything to keep blood off your hands.
♡ - takeo is very graceful and collected in all aspects of life, except for the first few minutes after he wakes up. his brain tends to lag behind during those moments and sleep still has a tight hold on him, so it results in him looking completely and utterly bewildered as he takes in his surroundings. sometimes he mutters incomprehensible things in japanese during this, and it's hard to keep yourself from laughing. he's kind of embarrassed by it once he fully wakes up.
♡ - he will NEVER admit it, but he has entertained the thought of being a house husband before. what he found even more embarrassing, however, was that he realized he would be very good at it. he's a good cook, he's a god at keeping things neat and tidy, and he would enjoy having time to himself for a while. takeo will never bring this up, but if you do, he's down for it.
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Happy New Years! (My Call of Duty bbs <3)
A/N: Happy New Years, Guys! I may have rushed on this so I am sorry if I made any spelling mistakes. I also included a little surprise non-MW2 character because he's from call of duty and I love him so much.
I wish you all a happy new years and a pleasant 2023❤
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Alejandro
Invites friends over for a food spread and drink
Insists you share a fiery kiss at midnight, it's good luck
Follow midnights he will stay up to the insane hours of the morning
I'm talking five am
Naturally, he will suffer a horrendous hangover
Gaz
So throwing this out there first for anyone outside of the UK
Every year in London there is a massive countdown
Crowds gather and it gets broadcast on TV, especially the post midnight fireworks show
Kyle will take you to see that!
You get to enjoy the music and the fireworks display
If you get too cold he'll take you to a nearby bar where you can enjoy the rest of the night
Ghost
He doesn't enjoy fireworks or crowds so don't ask him to go to any displays
I always see him living on the edge of a village or somewhere remote so New Years will just be you and him
But that's perfect for him
Nothing feels better then sharing a drink with you and watching the countdown
He doesn't make resolutions but he always makes the same promise to you
That he'll spend next New Year with you
Price
He'll take you to his local pub
He knows the lads in there and he feels comfy there
Sits in a booth with a beer and cigar just talking to you
When the New Year's countdown comes on the screen he'll sit you next to him and hold your hand just smiling
The hours following the new years involve a lot of drinking and off key singing with the lads in the pub
Bonus: Primis Edward Richtofen
This poor man doesn't know what time it is so he doesn't know they date
If you told him that it is New Year's Eve in whatever dimension you two are in he'd be confused as to why you care
But he will admit it has been a long time since he allowed himself to celebrate anything
And so he spends some time to find any type of alcohol, hopefully wine but anything will do
He'll find a clock, sit with you away from the rest of the group
And he'll spend new years with you
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enterwittyjokehere · 3 months
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Quick little Richtofen x reader headcannon that popped into my head while at work today:
[Reader Fighting period cramps (bc mine are always horrible) but could technically be applied to other ailments as well.]
> In the early years of relationship, if your pain was severe, even if you tried to hide it from him, he would take notice.
> Edward would probably not let you leave the house while like that, he would want to baby you.
> Neither you nor him are going to work... He's playing doctor with you all day.
> Lots of affection.
> Most likely tried cooking for you, but personally I don't think you would have much of a kitchen left after that...
>Would definitely argue with you when you still tried to leave for work.
> probably say some corny sh*t like, "As your medical professional, I firmly believe you shouldn't put more stress on your body than absolutely necessary und as your husband, I think we should listen to your medical professional."
× "What if both my husband and medical professional are being a pain in my a*s."
× "Would you like me to check that out as well, mein Herz?"
> When all else fails, he makes you feel better with some good ol vitamin D
× and that doesn't stand for Dempsey ;þ
Also if you write something similar please lemme know I would love to read an Eddie oneshot like this >_<
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yanderestarangel · 1 year
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☆ Yandere Edward Richtofen x FTM reader ☆
Tw: Sex, unprotected sex,afab reader, fem anatomy, sub!edward, bottom!reader, smut, light yander themes.
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He's sick for you, like, sick as fuck.
He worships you as if you had some kind of power over him, at first he thought you were even a being from another dimension to have that power with him.
But not.
You were just a boy lost amid hordes of zombies like him.
In addition to having been exposed for a long time to the compound
Edward wasn't very sane since college, which made his yandere tendencies worse with you.
You weren't allowed to leave his side, he would be a mess, a mix of whiny puppy and sarcastic madman with everyone around him.
Even the others knew that the best thing to do was to let you close to Edward so he could work well.
Edward met you when you accidentally fell into some kind of portal to your reality.
He offered you help in exchange for sending you home again.
You just needed to scare away zombies along the way.
Edward was enchanted by you, you were the most beautiful boy he had ever met in his life.
He was even thinking of never letting you go.
And he did.
But before he got to know you as a normal human being.
Edward will try to court you normally.
He will get to know you, your likes, flaws, what you love or hate, and mentally write them down.
He will also flirt with you, but it's so bad it comes off as a joke, Edward knows this and does it to make you smile.
If you tell him about being a trans kid he acts indifferent.
His reaction is literally:
"-That's cool... Where were we?"- and goes back to talking about the machine he's repairing.
He'll also give you little touches if you use a breast bandage.
He is a doctor he knows very well the effects and damage that all that can cause.
The others don't stay close to you because of your guard dog Edward.
He even threatened to break the machine just because you and Nikolai were laughing together.
He is extremely possessive.
He and you would have some kind of relationship.
Something like a friendship with benefits maybe.
Yandere Edward! It is of the Yandere mousse type, that is, it is a soft Yandere but more dangerous when it wants to be.
He can give you the whole world if you ask him to, he would literally kneel at your feet and serve you with anyone's head, you just ask.
But he also takes it from you if you're not good with him or try to run away.
Yandere Edward! Is submissive with you on all scales, he is most comfortable with you on top of him.
Either on top of your dick or sitting on your face.
He asks you to put all his weight on it and sit on it like a chair.
He's a masochist too, he loves it when you deprive him of cum or use ropes to tie him up and do bondage.
He is a giver.
He loves to butt heads with you.
You are Yandere's one and only! Edward.
If you've already had a partner, he'll be even more possessive.
In sex he will beg while he eats you from behind for you to say it's only him while squeezing your hips.
If you say it he shakes and falls on top of you babbling words in German.
"-I-I-I adore you so much...I would literally rip my heart out and give it to you, kneel at your feet and kiss the ground you walk on."
I would literally do anything for you.
Anything."
He would talk while shaking and feeling you cry underneath him.
He is also delusional.
So if you plan on just sex he would be pretty pissed off locking you in some shed safe and sound.
If you fought he would tie you to a chair and stare with piercing, sick blue eyes:
"-I really would hate to hurt you but you don't give me any other choice darling."
He would brand you too, maybe a few scars for every tantrum you throw.
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meinlieberdoktor · 1 year
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1.0 Edward Richtofen: In The Bedroom
The doctor had been cold on the outside, even when you courted him successful. He still kept his professional (if you could call it that) demeanor around you, though with the added romance. It wasn't surprising for him to have sadistic tendencies in the bedroom too; whips, bondage, choking, slapping, spanking, knives and sometimes the threat of a needle were all on the table for him. But after getting him all riled up wether it be with your mouth or down there, the doctor couldn't help but turn into a whimpering mess. Often he would resort to muttering in German in-between whimpers as you purposely tightened up around him to send him over that edge. The same cold hearted doctor was easy to turn into a whimpering mess of a man, and he loved it just as much as you.
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angelwheat · 1 year
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hi! sorry the last one wasn’t great! Just some primis Richtofen comforting his SO would be great :)
Call of Duty Zombies
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Edward Richtofen; Comforting His S/O
we all need a little comfort every so often. don't ever be afraid to seek it.
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Comforting words aren't always his greatest virtue, but his presence alone is enough to settle you. Edward tries to help in whatever way he can when you're needing comfort.
He berates himself whenever you come to him upset as he feels that he should've looked out for subtle signs that you were upset. But nonetheless, he's glad you came to him instead of suffering alone.
Edward wants to hug you, kiss you, do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face again. But he doesn't want to overwhelm by bombarding you with (perhaps) unwanted affection. So, he sofly asks what it is that you want and what has you so upset.
Edward doesn't want to leave your side. Even if you don't wish to talk about what's bothering you, he stresses about you. He gives lots of worried glances when you're silent.
Edward offers to cook for you. He knows that a nice meal can be a great way of cheering someone up or giving immense comfort. If it's not a big meal you want, he'll bring you little snacks, or make some tea if you'd prefer.
You're his main priority, and he's told you that. He drops everything to comfort you. He will stay up all night to listen to you rant about what has you down if need be.
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pink-apollo · 1 year
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Little primis Richtofen food for thought-
I feel like the moment richtofen notices the little hints that you’re giving him, man will just stand there and stutter trying to get his composure together, clearing his throat and actively not looking at you with a tad of blush on his cheeks. Is very flustered and not sure how to address you flirting with him, therefore will allow you to continue your shenanigans because he enjoys them. Overall is a shy boi but loves it
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I’m simping…so hard for him right now🤚🏻
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larabiatasstuff · 7 months
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This is for you @honestlyzealouscrusade 🖤I hope you enjoy it.🙏
This was it. This was definitely the end of our journey. Somehow we got captured by some japanese soldier who brought us on their ship. I couldn't understand what they were saying but they showed extreme interest in Takeo. While the other soldiers pointed their guns at us in place, their leader hels the summoning key in his hand and talked to Takeo who was held back by two soldiers. My heart started beating so fast I almost thought it might be visible. "Try to stay calm meine Liebe, take deep breaths. Everything will be fine." said Richtofen just for me to hear. I looked at him and he gave me a warm smile. I immediately started to calm down when I looked into his beautiful blue eyes. I had to admit that after all the time we traveled together I had a huge crush on him. Of course I couldn't tell him, we had more important things to do and I was a hundred percent sure that he didn't feel the same. Suddenly the painful cry of a man was heard an got me out of my thoughts. Takeo managed to attack the leader and killed him with his katana. The man fell to the ground and the summoning key started rolling to the edge of the ship. While the others were fighting I started running after the glowing ball, I almost caught up with it bit two strong arms were closing around my waist, it was one of the soldiers. I tried to get away screaming for help when Richtofen came running towards us smashing a lantern on his head. The soldier let go of me and I watched the summoning rolling towards the ocean. I ran as fast as I could and jumped forward, my upper body hanging over the edge while Edward held me by waist. "Got it!" I said showing him the key in my hand. He helped me back to my feet. "That was close." he said taking the summoning key, putting it into his pocket. "Yeah we almost lost it." I said and Edward was looking at me confused. " Huh? Oh nein, nein meine Liebe. We almost lost you. Are you alright? Did you hurt yourself?" I opened my mouth to answer him but Nikolais voice came from behind. "We have to go. Now!" he said and we jumped into the water. The ship exploding behind us. "Here Y/N hold onto the boat." Dempsey said swimming next to me. The water was incredibly cold and I was convinced that I would catch a cold if I hadn't the chance to warm up in the next few hours.
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Part two🖤
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edvarddichtofen · 10 months
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Sun's Embrace
Primis!Richtofen x F!Reader
Warnings: None
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In the tapestry their love, she is the sun, a vibrant ball of energy. 
Her laughter is like a burst of solar flares, filing the universe with warmth and joy. When she smiles, the whole cosmos seems to shimmer with her luminous glow.
In his eyes, the world seems to fade away, leaving her as the only object in his vision, shining like a bright brilliant star. Richtofen can't help but to bask in her warmth, finding solace in her brilliance. And she, finds comfort in him, knowing that he’ll be there to light up her darkest nights.
Edward is the moon, calm and mysterious, a master of tides and emotions. Just as the moon controls the tides and flow of the ocean, he has the power to soothe and bring a sense of tranquility to her heart.
Her touch is the sun’s caress, infusing and setting his heart ablaze with passion. When they embrace, it’s like a solar eclipse, a celestial event where their love is perfectly aligned, casting a spell upon their souls.
Edward reflects her light, shining brighter with her at his side, and she finds her place in his darkness, bringing hope and illumination to his life; bringing back to life the humanity he once thought was so long dead and to never be revived.
It’s no secret that he was hesitant for her to join them officially with all the “killing and maiming”, but as she grew onto him, every time their eyes met, it slowly felt as if long-lost lovers reunited after lifetimes apart.
The wind would tease the curtains that covered the broken windows of the house they’re taking shelter in.
As Edward look at his beloved, the morning sun gifted its celestial touch upon his lover, creating a halo of warmth and radiance that seemed to frame her with ethereal light as she sat up from the rickety bed.
He believes she illuminated the cold world around them.
Richtofen gazed at her, he felt as if he were witnessing a sacred apparition, a vision sent by the heavens to remind him of the beauty that still existed. He’s witnessed the creations, rise and fall of civilizations, dimensions, yet nothing could rival her.
Her silhouette glowed with a golden hue, as if the sun had chosen to weave its golden threads through her being, transforming her into a celestial being. The sunbeams embraced her, casting a spotlight upon her, making her the focal point of the earth’s admiration.
Her eyes sparkled like stars in the night sky, reflecting the sun’s brilliance, and drawing him into the infinite depths of her soul.
Her smile radiated just like the morning sun that's slowly awakening, warming his heart and igniting a symphony of emotions that swept him away like a gentle breeze.
In that moment, he truly realized that she was his sun, his guiding light, and he basked in the glory of her, feeling the warmth of her love enveloping him completely. 
Time seemed to stand still, he felt like a mortal in the presence of a goddess and he vowed to love and protect her just as the sun loved and held the world, until the end of time.
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✨Ultimis Richtofen Things✨to Expect in a Relationship🧪🧸🇩🇪🌹
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*All Richtofens in general are an enigma. They are layered with secrets and burdens one can’t bear to live with. Ultimis may appear very childish at times, yet he is so level-headed and methodical in his ways. He is a sensitive soul barricaded by layers of angst. For someone who claims to love pain, he can barely handle it on the receiving end.
*In the beginning, he really tries hard to pour on his charisma. Granted, he does truly feel happy with you! But he isn’t so sure how the cards align for the future. Happy achievements aren’t so common for him in the social department. So he figures to just “enjoy the ride while he still can”.
*But one day, you find him extremely stressed to a trembling state. He can’t even look at you. The voices told him not to. All of a sudden, he was acting much more mean-spirited than usual. A lot was happening to him inside. It didn’t excuse everything, but you felt awful to see him crumble. Despite how he treated you, you stayed there with him. You showed him the compassion that nobody else ever did. That alone is what changed everything for the better. Maybe blessings do exist after all.
Now that the heavier matters are out of the way, IT’S TIME FOR THE HAPPY STUFF YAAAAAY!
*With the two of you in an established relationship, he’s much calmer around you. You provide a sense of comfort for him. He would never admit it but he’s always longed for gentleness in his life. He just didn’t think he was worthy of it. Also, being a chaotic drama queen is funny.
*But you two are a power couple. When the going gets tough, you both will make it through.
*You are his pride and joy. His one and only. He will spoil you at the drop of a hat. Granted, he does have a big ego and it does need to be in check every now and then. But he otherwise does his absolute best to make you his priority.
*Very affectionate. Edward will not hesitate to show PDA because he treasures you so much. He’s also incredibly touch-starved. He loves wrapping his arms around you from behind. If you’re short enough, he rests his chin on top of your head. Cuddles and kisses must be scheduled daily.
*He never fails to make you laugh with witty one-liners throughout the day. He absolutely knows how to say the the right thing almost every time. Richtofen always immediately turns to you expecting to see you giggle at his antics.
*Now that I mention it, Richtofen learns that he enjoys making you happy way more than making others feel pain. The way your face lights up with exuberant joy makes him feel happy too. It’s best expressed through acts of service, physical touch and quality time. Richtofen’s playful spirit is also quite helpful if he’s feeling it.
*Please please PLEASE annoy Dempsey with him!! It’s funny, ja?! He’ll persuade you reasons to join in the banter on his side. It also helps to know you’ll be able to find comebacks if the marine is able to hurt Richtofen’s feelings a bit too much. The look on that stupid American’s face is priceless. I HATE YOU DEMPSEY (totally not written by Richtofen)
*In his words, he likes to “stir the pot” when it comes to drama. So you also are talked into driving the others crazy. Either by him suddenly trying to make out of nowhere or by taking the crawlers out for a walk on a leash. Just outright ridiculous stunts.
Nikolai: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG?!
Richtofen: It don’t bite :)
Nikolai: YES IT DO-
*Dr.Richtofen is a scientist first and foremost. So you often follow him to the lab/his work place to keep him company. If you aren’t observing his work, then you’re helping him so as long as it doesn’t involve you getting hurt. Perhaps he’ll consider engraving your name to your own Wundewaffe-DG2 to own.
*If the apocalypse ends/if this is a modern au timeline, he hopes to do everything with you. He is more excited to see the world with you by his side. Whether it be attending events or going to a night on the town, he is happy to appreciate the good in the world. Side note: I think he would enjoy watching theatre shows/plays. He did once quote that he considered being on the stage at some point in his life.
*Somehow, he will find a way to drag you into trouble with him. The only rabbit of betrayal planned for you is to trick you into giving him what he wants. He will find a way to gain ultimate power of the Aether while still keeping you alive.
*He’s not exactly a guard dog but he knows how to protect you in his own way. Usually he does things in the background so the perpetrator won’t notice any traps until it’s too late. Unless it’s more direct immediate danger, which then he’ll make a scene. You will always have someone who looks out for you to stay safe or to feel better if you’re getting picked on in any way. Did I mention he hisses?
*I’m not going to ignore his horny talk. He unexpectedly enjoys the much sweeter intimacy more, but he does love to get *ahem* primitive. Especially with you. And he has a very high drive so have fun with that. But you may want to tell him no to adding any zombies to the mix.
*Nicknames for you include, but are not limited to: Liebchen, meine liebe, schmoopy boo, schmoopy, engel, dearest sunflower, Aether King/Queen, mäuschen
*Edward does engage in a lot of intelligent conversation with you. You’re the only one that truly cares to listen. It isn’t always about his work at Group 935 or physics rants. But the two of you learn a lot from each other through various topics.
*He is very eccentric most of the time. But when you’re alone, it feels surreal to see him as a completely different person. The way Edward has this sehnsucht in his eyes. He feels safe being around you. He does surprise you with a quiet, tenderhearted waltz to a nearby record. Or maybe it’s the way he hugs you and kisses the top of your head.
*Either way, he always keeps it interesting. You never know if today will be a calm Richtofen or a zany scientist. But you know you wouldn’t trade him for the world❤️💙
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tofucreator · 1 year
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hi man sorry for the inconvenience I don't know if you still write or accept requests on codz but I'm trying. I would like to know how Edward Richtofen primis would react to reader transmasc, reader came from another reality and needs to get used to the way of life there and Ed finds himself in love with him (considering age gap since reader is 18 and ed is older ) thanks and ignore if you don't feel comfortable. xoxo
I am not that much into Cod anymore unfortunately but I will try my best!! 🫶
I’m going to assume that you are saying Primis Edward Richtofen got into the modern world by the way you worded it, if not please send me another ask and I will redo it!!
Reader is referred to as you and [Name]
Pronouns used for reader (if they are used): He/him
When he first saw the surrounding around him, he was quite confused, as he was used to the sounds to zombies lurking, but it was quite peaceful
But when he first saw you, god he was a nervous reck, he didn’t know why exactly but him being around you made him nervous
Despite his nervousness though, he was nice towards you, and he always wanted to make sure you were well
You allowed him to live with you, as you lived alone and was trying to look for something to give you some company
If you tell him what you like and dislike he’d always write it down, so that whenever you were gone for hours at a time (school or work, you choose), he’d try and make you a little gift for you to see once you come home, specifically whatever you said you liked that you had told him
Later as months go by, Edward becomes less nervous, and almost always tries to give you something when you come back home
You had told him that you are transmasc, did that stop him from giving you gifts? No. In matter of fact, that made him give you MORE gifts, with little reasoning behind it
At one point you noticed he became a nervous reck around you again, out of no where, and when you try to talk to him about it he either outright ignores the question or tries to change the topic
One day, instead of all the gifts you kept receiving, you see a card that reads
“Dear [Name], Ich am sorry that I’ve been distant as of recently, but I decided I should tell you, I unfortunately cannot tell you to your face as I might not get mein words across to you correctly, but I’ve recently discovered that Ich had caught feelings towards you, that Ich haven’t felt towards anyone before. Although I do hope you feel the same, I understand why if you don’t, and all I hope is that our relationship doesn’t change because of this. From, Edward Richtofen”
You gave this man a hug, he needs one, and reassured him that, despite the age gap, you felt the same, which made him the happiest man ever
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widowswineapologist · 5 months
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ultimis richtofen the typa guy to tell you that you have the kind of eyes he'd like to keep in a jar (affectionate)
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Call of Duty Masterlist
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Modern Warfare 2
Alejandro
What games does he play? - Headcanons
Happy New Years - Headcanons
Where he lives - Headcanons
Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick
What games does he play? - Headcanons
Vacation - Headcanons
Happy New Years - Headcanons
Where he lives - Headcanons
Captain John Price
Christmas with John Price - Headcanons
What games does he play? - Headcanons
Vacation - Headcanons
Happy New Years - Headcanons
Where he lives - Headcanons
John 'Soap' MacTavish
Christmas with Soap - Headcanons
What games does he play? - Headcanons
Where he lives - Headcanons
Phillip Graves
Christmas with Graves - Headcanons
Where he lives - Headcanons
Simon 'Ghost' Riley
His home - Oneshot
Street you live on - Oneshot
Christmas with Ghost - Headcanons
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Zombies
Edward Richtofen
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enterwittyjokehere · 5 months
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Doctor's Orders
[Primis! Edward Richtofen x amab! Reader Smut]
⚠️Warnings⚠️
[Amab reader]
[Male nickname used]
[Censored swearing]
[Mentions of blood]
[Multiple org*sms]
[Blowj*b]
[Handj*b]
[Thigh h*mp*ng]
[Borderline s*x**l torture]
[HEAVY GAY SMUT 18+ ONLY]
"Nein! We can not risk you coming along right now, mein Herz." The German doctor of the group argued against you.
He stared down tenderly at you, he was much taller than you. Yet, you held your ground, staring up at him and did not back down.
"I can still help, it's a swollen wrist." You retorted, getting closer to the doctor.
"Technically. It's dislocated." He said, placing a hand on your shoulder, "and you shouldn't be shooting with it, it could cause more injury."
"Ed, I'm not just gonna sit here while you four-"
"(Y/n), bitte, just listen to me, you only need stay here und rest. Doctor's orders." The joke was funny, but Edward only frowned.
You and Edward had been "not dating" for... well, time was weird... you started somewhere in 1940's Germany. Except you weren't even born until early 1990's, but to you it had seemed like eons.
The relationship the two of you share, is typically very strictly sexual, although, you always craved more. You are more than happy to be what Edward needs in the present, to you he is a gift, a breath of fresh air from all the other men and women you've been with.
You sighed, heavily, "Fine, Edward. Whatever."
"Do not be like that, it is for your own good." Edward said, slinking a hand to your jawline, "und when I am back, I'll have something to make it worth your wait."
Heat, from the blood rushing to your face, made you have a terrible red hue cover your cheeks. Your lips turned slightly up at the ends, "OK, doc, whatever you say."
"That's my boy." He said, leaning down to kiss your lips, smiling into the embrace before-
"YO! Doc, you coming or what?" Dempsey, an American marine, called out from the next room over.
Edward groaned as he pulled away, all ready annoyed with the American, "Dempsey may not make it back."
Laughter erupted out of your mouth, "I wouldn't mind that either. Be safe."
"Jawohl." Taking his leave, Edward walked through the doors.
Almost immediately after, loneliness set it's cruel hooks into your mind. You had so very little alone time, with the other four men, you weren't sure how you could spend the next few hours.
You laid down on small bed you had claimed, the springs were worn, some broken, and the mattress was busted open, with the stuffing leaking out in certain places.
A bed, however, was a luxury in your line of work. You tried to rest, closing your eyes waiting for sleep's warm, welcoming embrace.
It never came.
After what felt like hours you sat up, pacing around. You felt useless, your team was out there, trying to turn the power on, slaughtering countless flesh addicts and you were what?
Supposed to rest?
You let out a loud groan, covering your face with your hands, "Richtofen is just trying to make me useless."
You finally sat down on the concrete floor, wishing for anything to do. Your thoughts wondered what the team was doing, how they were getting along with out you.
Images of Edward stabbing his way through hordes of zombies, him covered in blood. Before, the whole time travel thing, you never cared for things of gorey nature, although, Edward gets a certain way when blood is present.
The memories alone were enough to light a needy fire in your core. You continued daydreaming, before you could realize to stop yourself, your pants were tight. Fighting against your growing er*ct*on, "F**k!"
You Palmed the zipper of your trousers, moaning slightly at the contact. An idea popping into your mind, "I know how I'll spend my afternoon alone."
You stood back up, almost diving onto the busted bed, hastly unbuttoning your trousers and slipping them off. You slipped your hand under your waistband of your underpants, teasing yourself, you carefully rubbed the head of your c*ck.
Your hips jolted forward at the action, a string of swears left your mouth. Knocking into your sore wrist, "Ah f**k!" You cried out, the pain making you retract your hand.
You slipped out of the loose fabric, pumping yourself in your hand, carefully, allowing enough time in between to tease the tip.
The bed beneath you began squeaking as you rythmically moved your hand. The fire in your core was so dull compared to the aching in your wrist, but you couldn't bring yourself to stop.
Your hips moving on their own as well, your other hand messaging your sack. The popping of your sore wrist made the pain almost double each time. It wasn't long before steamy tears blinded your vision, the pain being too much.
The closer you got to your climax, the less you began to care however.
"AH-! F**k Edward-" you moaned out, you imagined the German, pumping his own hand around you. His pretty mouth lightly suckling on your balls, while his hand worked.
He would also be pumping his own c*ck, he would get more pleasure from it though, being uncircumsized.
"S-Shit..." You slurred out, as you heard a loud pop. Your wrist crackling as you quickened your pace, "F**k it hurts."
You tossed your head back, getting so close right before-
The door swung open, "Are you ok-?"
You froze, you glanced up at Edward, who was also frozen in his tracks, your breathing began to steady as you stared at your startled lover.
A quick blush crept onto his typically stoic expression, "Ah... apologies. I had only heard- und I assumed..."
Edward's grey eyes widened and glanced away as he noticed where he was staring, "Es tut mir leid-! I'll... umm.. leave you to it."
Edward attempted to sneak away, before your sweet voice caught his ear, "Ed, please, don't go."
It was barley over a whisper, he reopened the door, eyes wide. Stepping into the room again, "Edward... If you wouldn't mind, I'd like some help.. My wrist really hurts when I-"
"J-ja... well this is the last thing you should be doing!" His doctor persona took over, approaching the bed, "but not to worry, Schatz, I will take care of you now."
Not wasting any time, Edward began disrobing, walking towards you and unbuttoning his vest. He walked on his knees on the bed, crawling towards you as he through his vest off.
Locking his lips with your own, he bent over you, undoing his belt. Your hands moved to begin unbuttoning his white, bloodstained shirt, carefully to not anger your sore appendage more.
He growled against you, chuckling darkly, "so eager?"
You could only hum a response, 'mmhmm'
With a firm jerk, his trousers were down to his knees and his chest now exposed where you had unbuttoned his shirt. You looped a finger under the waistband of his boxers and slipped them lower, "Let the examination begin."
His husky voice in your ear, made you shiver. Edward licked his lips staring at your already erect c*ck, he took you in his mouth, his head moving up and down on you.
You moaned beneath him, a hand moving into his hair to ground yourself. One of Edward's hands played with your balls, the other drawing circles on you thigh. You so were so close, it was almost overstimulating.
"Ed-! Please." You mumbled out, The German doctor chuckled, making you moan as it sent vibrations through your needy core.
Fighting against your self, your hips attempted to buck into Edward's mouth, but you focused on keeping them down. So scared to lose this climax, he was so willing to give you.
You slightly opened your eyes, glancing at Richtofen, who's grey eyes had been staring up at you this whole time. Your hand had tussled his usually perfect hair, his face was red and drool covered his mouth.
He continued moving, however, staring you in the eyes as he did. "Ed. I'm so close." You were finally able to gasp out, his hand constricting around your balls, causing you to through your head back.
He continued to pump, squeezing the small organ, it was driving you crazy. "F**k.. Ah-!" A hand found your mouth as you climaxed in the doctor's mouth. He choked sitting up, he wiped his face then tasted his fingers.
"Delicious as always."
You could only laugh, your breathing still incredibly heavy and your hand aching even worse.
Edward stood up, "Now, sit up." His accent seeming to get thicker.
"Richtofen, I think I need a second.." You breathed out, holding your rapidly falling chest.
"Nein, you want to feel better do as the doctor says." He said, grabbing your healthy arm and pulling you out of your horizontal position.
You sat on the edge of the bed, Edward pumping your sore c*ck. You became more and more noisy as he did, moans and gasps leaving your mouth so much more this time.
When your c*ck was hard enough to barley stand on it's own, Edward turned around guiding the c*ck into him. You moaned more, hiding your face in the crevice of his neck.
Edward rode you, bouncing on your lap, the feeling was euphoric, because you were already so overstimulated.
"Scheiße... right there." Edward said, focusing on where to hit for his own pleasure.
Your c*ck got harder and harder inside of the German, your hands finding his much larger c*ck. Playing with it, you began to pinch the foreskin and play with his tip, making him much more vocal.
His bouncing got more paced as your massaged his length, a hand finding your hair, pushing you farther into his neck if it was even possible.
You could feel your second climax approaching, you began pumping Richtofen in your hand. He squirmed around, trying to get more friction, causing you to moan as he moved around on your aching c*ck.
"Ja, ja. Bitte, please, please." He cried out, you bit the skin on his neck lightly, making him repeat his previous action.
Your hand stopped pumping as euphoria washed over you once more, squeezing your hand tightly around Edward's c*ck. The warm feeling combined with the squeezing made Edward follow in his own euphoric release.
"Ah-! Mein Gott!" He said, in between heavy breaths.
"Alright, Ed! I think I'm done." You said, as you finally caught your breath, only to be met with a laugh.
"You may, aber ich bin nicht!" The doctor said, standing up, pulling a wince from your mouth as the cool air replaced Edward's warm insides.
"I don't think I can anymore, Ed, you're gonna give me the opposite of 'blue balls'.."
Your pleading only made the German have a twisted smile, like he planned to give you the fullest extent of any torment you'd been put through, "Do not worry, my heart, the doctor will take good care of you."
Edward stood before you, sticky white strings dripping off his thighs and p*n*s. He wore a wicked smile, looking down at you biting his lip, giving you the feeling of a prey animal being cornered.
A firm hand gripped your well wrist tightly, pulling you up, "und now, my darling, it is your turn."
Edward said darling as a growl, his hands pressing into your hips as he leaned down to capture your lips. Kissing you rough and full of passion, you moaned into the kiss, leaning closer into his chest.
Enjoying the feeling of being so close to the man you had grown to love, before it was all ripped away as he pushed you down onto the busted mattress again. Falling on your stomach, you winced as the bedding collided with your hurt hand, "Argh, Scheiße-!"
Turning to see Edward standing above you slowly pumping his c*ck, his eyes prying into your fragile body. Oh if looks could kill...
He slowly crawled onto the bed, laying on top of you, his lips brushed over your ear, "C*m before me and we'll have to go again, verstanden?"
You nodded, muttering swears under your breath. Edward groaned in your ear as he slid himself into you, you grabbed fistfuls of the bedding. Edward's c*ck was exactly how you would have imagined, long and built, much like the rest of his body.
He pumped into you, huffing with his movements, "Ah- Ja, ja."
Your face was buried in the mattress, tears leaking into it, your own p*n*s being rubbed by the motion your body moved and the mattress beneath. Had you not been almost at your thrid climax, you probably wouldn't have been so quick to or*a*m again.
"Awe, mein poor lad." Richtofen faked a pout as he slammed into you at a rather quick pace.
The tightening in your stomach shown through the mocking, you were close but you couldn't c*m just yet. Otherwise, Edward would continue to torture you, it was all too much.
You whimpered, attempting to hold it in, "F-fuck, Ed. No, stop." You struggled out, trying so hard to fight against your ever approaching climax. You clenched, attempting to stop the climax, however, you could not.
You came on the bed.
Edward only laughed, continuing to hit that spot you liked, you let out groans that sounded like they came from the put of your gut. Your eyes rolled back, your body twitched, "Fuck-!"
He groaned biting his lip as he came inside you, he stayed in your twitching warmth a little while before pulling out.
"One more time, as promised, darling, und we'll be done."
"I'm gonna get you a fl*shlight." You mumbled at him.
"A what?"
"Nothing, Ed. Just f**k me already." You said, no enthuasm at all.
Exhaustion was beginning to set in, more than just your sore wrist ached. You rolled over looking at the German who just continued staring at you with those damned eyes. He once again, laid over you kissing you sweetly on the lips, "this time will be more fun."
Grabbing onto your thighs, Edward pushed your legs apart and lifted them up. You felt semi-ridiculous but were far too tired to complain, Edward situated himself in between your thighs. His still firmly er*ct c**k, in the center as he closed your legs around him.
He humped into your thighs, his p*n*s rubbing against your own. You moaned as he quickened his pace, the overstimulating feeling began to die down and you were once more enjoying the action.
Edward seemed to be enjoying so much more, though. He pumped himself quickly between your thighs, huffing and groaning, scattered words of German flew from his mouth.
You took your hand and began pumping your own c**k, you wrist crackling again, the pain making you wince.
"Nein-!" Edward grabbed your hand, holding it firmly, "enjoy me."
It was more of a command than he expected, but you had no complaints.
Edward continued humping your thighs, his tip rubbing against your c**k with his movements.
"F**k, Ed." You groaned.
"Ja, me too." He said, bringing the hand he was holding to his face, placing delicate kisses to it.
With a loud moan and his body trembling, Edward's hips began to stutter as his thrusts became more sporadic. His tip grazed against yours, sending you into a small or*a*m, Edward soon followed suit, as you were both covered in sticky white strings.
Your last sight being Edward collapsing beside you, breathing heavily.
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yanderestarangel · 1 year
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☆Yandere!Edward Richtofen ☆
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a/n: just using some posts from my old blog ( I ​​excluded it because I wanted to focus more on the things I liked and not stick to just one topic ) Anyway, enjoy.
Tw: male reader and gn, other than "you" no other names used, death, blood, manipulation, harassment, dark themes, non con.
This man met you when you unexpectedly fell into an intradimensional portal connecting realities.
You fell at his feet
Like a fallen, lost angel who needed to be held at any cost and when I say any cost, I mean literally anything.
Young Richtofen tries to hide his sadistic side from you, he will always give you a friendly and reassuring smile, but deep down he wants to see you in your most intimate and fragile state. If you are an independent person who likes to do everything alone, forget it my angel, Richtofen will simply cut your independence completely, whether you like it or not.
He will remind you of how he saved you when you were so lost in his world, the desperation in his eyes as he saw a horde of zombies chasing you, you literally begging a stranger to save you from death, how grateful you are it must be because he did it. the one who found you and none of your mates who would leave you there without a second thought.
He would use anything to see you grateful and fearing in a way. Edward hates this feeling that fills his chest and warms him.
The man hasn't had much human contact in his 30 years of life, the university was empty and cruel to poor Edward and the gods have sent you, their saving angel.
He trembled just listening to you talk, seeing you every day seemed like a difficult task, Richtofen controlled himself more and more not to grab you in the middle of everyone and claim you as his. But you haven't realized it yet. For you, richtofen was just a crazy doctor who had created the zombie apocalypse you were in now while still worrying about returning to your reality, you were afraid, like how much time had passed there, if your world would corrupt like that of Richtofen someday. To you, the innocent Y/N Edward was a friend or acquaintance you were uncomfortable with, but kept as a means of survival and gratitude, after all he set you up and saved you from being eaten alive by the undead. But in the rotten mind of the doctor. You were his. Only his.
Richtofen knew how to get him home, it was simple, easy and fast. But he never told you. Never. Every time you met him, the same thing was repeated.
You would enter his lab in an abandoned building a few meters away where you and the rest of your team slept, he would smile at you asking you to come closer.
You would ask the man again who would pull you into his lap and ask for a kiss in exchange for the information. "-My love..." Richtofen started with you in his lap passing his nose over your neck and hair, you felt uncomfortable with the man's big hands on your thighs going up and up, you could feel the man's breath on your skin . "-I have the name Richtofen, please don't call me that." -you said as you took his hands away and stared at him, the man smiled and lowered his tone looking at the notebook in front of him. "-Nothing so far, I'll see if I can do something else and send you home soon... But nothing my prince." - said the man while blatantly lying to you, he knew how to get you. But he wouldn't. You left the frustrated man's legs and went to his dorm again hearing Richtofen say something but you didn't even turn around to see him.
How long has he been saying the same thing? 2 weeks? 2 months? 2 years? You didn't even know what time it was anymore. In addition to Richtofen, no one in the group was interested in talking to you, which made him frustrated for having only the doctor as a support to not go crazy in this distorted world.
Edward was working on other things, the main one being how to kill more zombies so the two of you could live a little better in that horrible reality. He even thought of opening a portal and running away with you to another place, but that would be too risky and he hated risk. Then you and he would stay in that world forever, but the man saw that you were getting more and more impatient and that worried him leading him to a drastic and horrible measure, kill all his team members and succumb to total madness only you are he .
He waited for you to sleep that night and quickly took care of killing all your team members, Richtofen felt nothing. The warmth of someone else's blood just made him feel empty without any regrets.
He quickly disposed of the bodies giving zombies outside the safe walls of the city, you were quickly returning and showering cleaning the blood and gunshot marks on the gray building. You woke up with a weight on the side of the mattress and quickly turned around to see Edward smiling at you, bidding you a warm good morning.
After that you went downstairs seeing the silence of the dorm and asking the man where all the other members were.
And that's when the theater began.
Richtofen lied playing the victim saying that the men had found the portal to his reality, you smiled happily but everything fell apart when the brunette said that they had entered and placed a timed detonator so no one could find them, it seemed like a false lie and it was really, but the air there and the current loneliness made you hyperventilate with all that belief in your doctor “friend”.
You cried while Richthofen mentally repeated an apology, he blamed himself deep down for all of this, but there was no going back.
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eloisyw8 · 3 months
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it's already midway through January, how does Richtofen feel about Valentines day ? *gives Der doktor a rose*
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