#entertaining bullshit

[cryptid-gore-arts]

date idea: go to a haunted place with your significant other

commissions!

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #ranpo #ranpo edogawa #poe #bsd poe #bsd edgar allan poe #ranpoe #my art #doodles #memes #fanart #poe would believe in ghosts i think #ranpo however is just like #entertained listening to him talk about ghosts #“wow this is bullshit but hes so passionate about it” #also hope i made everyone mad with that last one <3 #theyre so silly

[mrsoulstice]

My mutuals: So what brings you here

Me:

#it’s entertaining #social media #it’s all bullshit #training day #denzel washington

[not-equippedforthis]

spock's brain s3e1

#what an episode. what an episode. #listen i do NOT accept the 'its the worst episode of tos' NO. NONONO. #is it good? fuck no. but it is NOT the worst #spocks brain is my fucked up little dog i found on the side of the road #entertaining as shit. end of discussion. #not equipped for rambling #star trek tos #tos #star trek #star trek the original series #spock's brain #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #tos spock #you cannot call spocks brain the worst when the paradise syndrome and omega glory sit right there #granted the paradise syndrome is just real bad imo (apart from the spones content. but even then.) #the omega glory is saved by it being the funniest fucking bullshit ive ever seen. tears in my eyes #they took his brain THEY TOOK HIS BRAIN. JUST. STOLE IT. #I CANT HATE IT THATS SO FUNNY #shout out to the post i reblogged below that reminded me of it again. ily.

[saikkunen]

Zane? The poet? The diver?

#hello i'm back at my bullshit again #a while ago i recorded versions of his scenes without subtitles for the sole reason of Making More of This Shit #so here we go #alan wake #alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers #thomas seine #thomas zane #tom zane #zane #ilkka villi #remedy #remedy entertainment #my edits #gif

[itsagrimm]

Philip Graves: *silently sneaks into the house* *light goes on* wife: *tired looking, shotgun holding & in old PJs* wife: thought you'd show up, hun. wife: general said ya' dead but I didn't believe it. Saw you survive meeting ma family and there is nothin' worse than them on gods green earth. I knew you'll be back. Philip Graves: Hey doll, mind lowering that gun so I can kiss you? wife: You do smell like ya came back from the dead. Get out of those boots. I just cleaned up after the kids. wife: *keeps pointing the gun* Philip Graves: *sighs and gets his boots off* wife: *lowers guns* wife: Welcome back, darlin'. And now get into the shower so I can finally sleep in the same bed with ma beloved not-dead-husband again. Philip Graves: not saying no to that, doll. <3

#now that he is back #hc graves has a very opinionated no bullshit wife who talks back #she matches his energy #also i LOVE graves for his bad attitude #horrible people are so entertaining #philip graves #philip graves x reader #commander graves #commander philip graves #shadow company

[runawaymarbles]

some things that may or may not happen after the ending of Swan Lake

"Odette, now resigned to her existence, bids a sad, lingering farewell to Siegfried. The prince knows that she is gone forever. In utter grief, he is left alone." - Swan Lake (Kent Stowell version) summary

I. Siegfried is left alone. He will always be alone. He dies an old man at the edge of a lake.

II. Siegfried is alone. He will always be alone. He dies a young man in the middle of a lake.

III. Siegfried is alone. He is alone until the night after the party, when a swan appears at his bedroom window. He has never seen the glow of moonlight on her wings before, and the sight makes him cry.

When he opens the shutters, she settles next to him on his featherbed. She can’t cry anymore, but she bops him on the head a few times.

IV. Siegfried is alone, and he cries on the Jester’s lap. The Jester doesn’t think he’s paid enough for this. He certainly doesn’t have a joke prepared for when the crown prince accidentally declares his love to the wrong bird.

The Queen wonders if she can adopt the Jester and marry him off.

V. Siegfried is alone, officially, but he’s never truly alone because there is a swan that follows him everywhere. Anyone who wants to get any business done learns that they are not allowed to question this.

The swan is kind of an asshole, though: she’s especially prone to biting women who look at the prince just a little too long.

VI. Siegfried is alone, entirely, and intends to always be alone. “I will never love again,” he says, to anyone who will listen.

“That will certainly make a much better ballad,” his mother says, “the poets will be thrilled. But we’ve still got a kingdom to run and a dynasty to continue.”

VII. Siegfried is officially not alone, but he’s not happy about it. He has a pet swan who is also not happy about it. And a new wife, who is the least happy of them all.

“The swan stays in the marital chamber during sex,” the prince says.

His wife would find a way to kill him if she wasn’t afraid of said swan pecking her eyes out.

VIII. Siegfried is only sort of alone, and he hasn’t given up: he asks the Jester to promise to love his swan more than any other woman, on the grounds that the Jester has no sisters and has never loved a woman, nor does he intend to. “I don’t think he specified romantic love,” Siegfried says.

The Jester promises to be the bird’s bestie for life, and suddenly the swan is a woman, and there are screams from outside because the swans that have taken up residence along the roof are women now, too.

IX. Siegfried isn’t quite alone, but he isn’t happy, because the Jester promises, and nothing happens. The prince and the swan go off to cry again. The Jester asks the Queen for a raise.

X. Siegfried is alone. He changes his crest to one that shows a swan, wings spread above a blue square lake. He rules his kingdom, as fairly as one can ever be while wielding absolute authority, but spends the rest of his life watching the sky. He dies alone on a bed made of straw.

XI. Siegfried is alone. One day, a friend points out some swans to him, but he refuses to look at them.

“The form of a swan is a prison and a curse,” he says. “What if that’s not what they’re supposed to be?”

He bans all depictions of swans from the kingdom.

XII. Siegfried is alone, or he isn’t. Either way, he becomes a vegetarian.

XIII. Siegfried is alone. But he has loved, now, and he knows how to do it again. One day, he manages to move on.

He teaches his daughter everything he has been able to learn about preventing curses.

XIV. Siegfried is alone. He fucks the Jester.

XV. Siegfried is alone. A few years later, he learns that a minor noble some forty miles away has a beautiful new wife and two dozen new maidservants. Nobody is sure where they all came from.

But Siegfried knows, and he cries, and he is happy for her.

XVI. Siegfried isn’t alone. He gifts the swan that follows him around the fluffiest pillows. Demand she be paid the choicest foods. The jokes and rumors abound, but he ignores them.

Sometimes servants will hear him talking to the swan as though she’s a person. Sometimes they swear there’s a pattern to her honks, like she’s answering him.

XVII. Siegfried is alone, although he treats his pet swan like a queen. Sometimes, the servants will hear him talking to her.

“Can you still understand me?” he asks. “Odette. Please. Tap my hand if you understand me.”

The swan doesn’t move, until the prince offers more shrimp.

XVIII. Siegfried isn’t alone, until he is. Because swans mate for life, but that life is only a decade or so. When she dies, he calls for a week of mourning throughout the kingdom.

And when she dies, there’s a part of him—a part that he hates—that feels free.

XIX. Siegfried isn’t alone. Because Von Rothbart is defeated, somewhere. Maybe he cursed the wrong princess. Maybe he fell and broke his hip. All anyone know for sure is that one morning, there is a woman lying on the cushions reserved for the swan.

Salad and shellfish go out of favor, as the new queen refuses to eat them.

XX. Siegfried is alone, until a woman shows up at the castle. She’s wearing a white dress splattered with blood, and carrying what appears to be the severed wing of a giant owl. The prince mounts it on the wall above their thrones.

XXI. They live happily ever after.

XXII. Or, they don’t.

#swan lake #don't @ me i've been entertaining myself #op #i remain as always on my bullshit

[sailorspica]

last thing i'll say but these people are relying on their audience's trust and ignorance of media production, that is why the initial video is so brazenly manipulative with only ryan talking about the expenses for ghost files, but i see people not realizing they already produced travel season—one post on here like "steven hasn't had his own show since dish granted, if they're out of money it's not because of his food shows" when 1) he's CEO and 2) we first saw that clip of steven and andrew at the end of the mystery files s2 premiere that was probably shot months if not a whole year in advance of the announcement, so what they've done is produce six episodes of a show they can't afford, that the audience didn't know about and had to pay to see before they walked it back

the apology is pure damage control!! they noticeably don't bring up their asinine "television-caliber, quality content" refrain: they still think they're in the right, spending beyond their means chasing some made-up standard when TV is dying and anything can be on TV, and they throw their bloated staff before the mob to guilt-trip viewers when the real cruelty is overhiring and overpromising stable employment; the actual mature, responsible thing that many companies have done in this and adjacent industries (print media, performing arts) is shut down, temporarily or forever

#watcher #watcher entertainment #☉ #their audience includes people in creative jobs who smell bullshit #ironically some (me) who pursued media partially because of them #and some (me) who've been screwed over by bosses just like them

[c4t1l1n4]

So who is gonna be the person that takes one for the team, gets the subscription and shares the videos with the rest of us?

#watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher tv #steven lim #they’re gonna learn what it’s like to have their content pirated #this is bullshit

[howlingday]

Hey I need your help. Why does Sun leave his team so much? I think it's played off as quirky in the show but it just bugs me so much. Like to me even as nice as he is he's still not their as he should be. Like if I'm supposed to relie on someone but they just do what they want how am supposed to trust them period? Am I reading too much into it?

They actually covered this "Before the Dawn".

Sun just kinda goes where he wants and barely lets his team know anything. He's been doing it since day one, too. He arrived at Beacon ahead of his team, then left them again to chase after Blake, and then it's all brought up in "Before the Dawn" for about 500 pages, because that's Sun's only character trait.

Honestly, I prefer it as the quirky show version than the book version that endlessly harps on it as a bad character trait and you should hate Sun for leaving his team all the team and he's a bad character because he's bad. Instead of, "Oh, there goes Sun again. Least he could do is tell us in person."

Honestly, now that I think about it, the main inspiration for this is his allusion of the legendary Sun Wu Kong from epic story of Journey to the West. The Monkey King would always run off to do, well, whatever. Honestly, the only thing keeping him in check is the crown on his head that tightens whenever Tripitaka utters a prayer.

As for why? Well, your guess is as good as mine. Like I said, I'd prefer to think of it as a character quirk instead of a thousand word essay on why Sun Wukong is a bad character in a book that made NOBODY look good.

#rwby #sun wukong #my thoughts #my answer #before the dawn #why do I keep coming back to this fucking book #this is like the eighth fucking time and I'm tired of this shit #it's never Before the Fall going in depth about Team CFVY #it's never the entertaining adventurous tale of Roman Holiday #no it has to be fucking bullshit shitty ass fucking stupid god damn BEFORE THE FUCKING DAWN

[gidianthe]

i do love my job but sometimes i think about how for the sake of me enjoying my job longterm i am going to have to hide myself and laugh along with homophobic/transphobic jokes made around me. when prompted i will mention the fact that i'm gay at work like im not exactly closeted i'm kind of very easily identified as a fucking dyke and i feel no shame in admitting that with my fellow tradesmen i just dont mention it if im not prompted to. i cope with the jokes as best as i can and a lot of them arent actual true hate but they do still come from a place of bigotry that makes me feel bad but because of the nature of the brotherhood i rely on having good relationships with the men around me in order to have a decent job or at least have a comeradery that will make the bad jobs i get bearable through the day

#like one guy on my crew is a real jokester and hes one of the only reasons i dont mind the bullshit we've been doing lately bc its #entertainment during a boring day of bullshit work. but that does include some of the jokes about haha what if this chick i met on hinge #ends up having a dick??? #and its like. alright dan

[solradguy]

Highlights from my extremely baffling yet hilarious natal chart zodiac report

#photopost #about me #Most of it was raw bullshit but some of it was entertaining

[groovebunker]

started writing a follow up to won't you let me pretend bc enid was sad they didn't get to kiss and we're now 7000 words in, they haven't kissed, they're not going to kiss for at least another twenty four hours, when will i learn to shut the fuck up?

#my fic #this is for enid and louise who entertain too much of my bullshit quite frankly #it is Sad(tm) but sad in a much more hopeful way #although still heartbreaking bc that's kind of the point of all of this

[arttrampbelle]

Real raiden stans would never let that false god (shit)fire Liu kang allow to make raiden mk champion above kung lao. His "supposed" best friend and fellow monk.

Some friend huh?

That's not liu kang,nor kung lao and definitely not raiden. Doesn't even act like raiden.

For the love of god,do not buy nor get into mortal kombat through mk12/mk1

PLAY MK9-MK11 IF ANYTHING.

I'd rather y'all play mk:shaolin monks or the og arcades but ya know.

This is the real raiden:

This is the real liu kang:

*honorable mention: mk legends liu kang. Can't fit any more images,tumblr limit. Ugh.

And THIS IS THE REAL KUNG LAO!!!!!:

Like gdi. I know my boiz. And whatever nrs be cookin rn is dogshit. So i tell you for your Sanity as raiden stans,kung lao stans,hell and the real liu kang enjoyers.

Dont fucking watch or play mk12/mk1 storymode. It sucks.

I couldn't even stomach it drunk af for my man shang tsung. The arguably the only GOOD thing about that game. And thats being said by people who didn't care for shang tsung. I love shang tsung. And i say its dogshit. Not shang but the whole set up for the storymode.

Shang tsung is kinda treated like crap and kung lao is somehow worse in there than in mk11. At least him and liu are still and act like friends.

Raidne just stole and swapped personalities with liu kang. And fire god liu is insufferable and an arrogant asshole.

Condescending af.

And overall like i said i couldn't even stomach it. I got a quarter way through. Little over the hour mark. Of the 4hrs of shit storymode. And i couldn't continue.

AND I WAS WASTED AF! and usually i can take the piss out of things and enjoy shitty media and have fun but i wasn't. I was just mad. And i didn't wanna be mad about my fave game series.

So i decided to play mk11 instead of watching shitty storymode of mk12/mk1.

Kung lao,raiden,liu kang.

I am so sorry they fucked you guys over. You deserve so much better honeys.

Smfh.

#vent #vent post #mortal kombat #shang tsung #kung lao #liu kang #raiden #mortal kombat raiden #mortal kombat kung lao #mortal kombat liu kang #mortal kombat shang tsung #mortal kombat 11s bullshit is garbage but at least it was entertaining unlike now #i just hate the condescending attitude from liu kang anymore that's not liu kang to me #urgh #tw vent

[mtblackwood]

finding old posts that imply or say chris is smart (i do think he's like of average intelligence) are so funny to me because like. he's def not the smartest he could be. walk with me for a second. while chris is not like, dumb to a fault, he makes really questionable decisions that someone who's sharp minded wouldn't make. take ashley, someone who's definitely smarter than him, telling him "you can't go out there chris!" when chris, blinded by this need to protect and save his friend, says he's gonna go out there despite the stranger Explaining why it's dangerous in the first place. chris seems to not put a lot of thought into it, only thinking about saving josh. yes it's a heroic thing to do but it Was really dumb at the same time, because he kind of ignored the perilous nature of it. even the stranger says "you don't seem to understand the magnitude of the situation" and honestly, chris didn't understand anything about the situation At all. obv who could i mean he's just a teenager. i say all this not to shit on him, but to just remind everyone that just because chris wears glasses does not mean he's smart lol

i kind of noticed a pattern that people wrote with him and josh's dynamic. chris is smart and josh is impulsive (to a degree josh Can be impulsive). but chris, as i said above, kinda puts no thought into serious situations, or any situation at all (he's prob too concerned with like trying to be funny honestly). now we go to josh, who's Described as "thoughtful", like that's him!!! id argue josh is the smarter one of the two, not to mention he constructed the entire prank by himself, as we all know like come on, and had to deal with some complicated machinery. like how was he not thought of to be the smarter one? chris has more moments in the game where he's such a dolt. i say this affectionately.

tldr, chris being kind of a dummy is actually like how he is and it's so weird to see him depicted as otherwise lol

(also he's a canon twitter user and addicted to his phone. do with that what you will)

#and more on him and josh.... they're not that different from each other besides this #chris only cares abt josh's inappropriate comments when they're about ashley #josh: chris is an ass (chris doesn't care) ashley's a dumb dumb (chris tweaks out) #like he kinda only cares abt ashley in that regard lol #i'm sure he's more often than not Entertaining josh's bullshit bc the two are BFFS of like 12 years #they're like two peas in a pod to me #until dawn #i'm not trying to seem hateful lol i'm sorry if i came across that way #at the end of the day if it's all in good fun i kind of don't care #but when people stand in this kind of mischaracterization i gotta like speak my mind lol

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

sometimes I ship characters because they like eachother and sometimes I ship characters because I want to watch them both slowly lose their minds

#this is abot anidala shhh #song spouts bullshit #in all seriousness tho #characters who are not good for eachother being together anyways can still serve a narrative purpose both theme and plot-wise #not to mention be entertaining as fuck

[ratskool]

I’m like Johnny Truant in the tags of every goddamn post I make or reblog on this site and I’m not apologizing. If you want me to apologize come over to my house and you can talk to the minotaur about it

#House of leaves #im literally going insane these days I should go back to journaling but I’m also afraid of how far off the deep end I’ll go #Literally I am losing it and I’m being serious #I’m so fucking tired of being lonely and being left out and not being able to make connections #Sometimes I feel as if im doing things without realizing and no one is telling me about it #Other times it feels like I must have something incredibly wrong with my face or body and no one will say anything #People make plans and don’t bother to ask me if I want to join and then when I find out there’s a group chat that all my friends are in #Except me and when I asked if I could join I was given a bunch of reasons that were frankly bullshit why I couldn’t join #Are they talking shit about me? I know everybody there it’s not like I am a stranger #Am I just a stranger in this world as I unllikeable? I try my best to be nice and charitable but what am I missing? #Do I black out and say things and do things? Am I more mentally ill than I know? #The only reason (or one of the very few) why I stay alive is because of my horses because I know they would miss me and I already feel bad #Not seeing them everyday #I’m tired of being the odd one out I’m tired of being entertaining when necessary #I don’t want my only friends to be horses because it further alienates me from the rest of society and I just want to be accepted I’m not #Looking to fit in I just want connection and friendship and I can barely seem to manage that #Maybe I’m just not worth it.