You ever wonder what the WoL's ability to summon mounts from thin air looks like to the NPCs?
(Credit for helping me with this to the Odori Simp)
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This came to me in a vision
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my least favorite character in ff14 is the ishgardian rock salt tooltip
1.) it's always correct to disrespect item descriptions you don't like, especially if they only exist in english
2.) *pinches nose, extremely a nerd voice* it's been established in-game that ishgard is culturally distinct from coerthas and that a defining feature of ishgardian cuisine vs. coerthan cuisine is how extensively spiced and seasoned it is (whereas coerthan food is noted to be blander and probably derived from gridanian cuisine, and ishgardians dont appreciate coerthan food and vice versa). that motherfucking food is seasoned!!!! get that shitty rock off the table!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.) since ishgardian food is well-seasoned already, if the salt rock exists it should only be as an incredibly funny secret insult. if you lick the rock you're telling the host that you think that he is shit and his food is bland (like a coerthan, god forbid, or even worse, a gridanian). the rock should only exist as a catalyst for 3 to 7 generations-long ishgardian blood feuds. i want to see people getting knifed at the table for daring to lick the rock. i want to see families get ruined. make the salt rock political
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i hope themis and erichthonios are smoking weed together somewhere in the lifestream just seeing the pandaemonium castle pop up in the lifestream and like almost want to do something but just won’t
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Trying to remember how to draw after a week of being seriously sick with some shitposts
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c'mooonnn, he's just a lil' guy! you wouldn't tankbuster a lil' guy like him!
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