#fishy.hc

[mafiatsunafish]

The daggers were surprised to see a man that looks like a younger version of Rooster walking into the Hard Deck.

He had the pilot starter pack, Hawaiian floral print shirt, sunglasses hanging on his inner white shirt and all that jazz.

But there was something just so wrong with him, the daggers couldn’t seems to wrap their head on what exactly was wrong.

And then they saw Hangman trailing behind the said man looking weirdly worried and awkward.

“Roo, I’m sorryyyyyy.”

The blond’s apology spooked the entire squad cause the know he DOES NOT say sorry to anyone, except when he really screwed up.

Another thing, so that man was Rooster but apparently just missing something?

Ah

A small cartoonish light bulb appeared on Phoenix head. She shouted:

“Hey Rooster, where the hell is your mustache!?”

It has been years since the last time she saw his bare face like that, ever since their orientation at flight school. Therefore, this creeped the fuck out of her.

Now the other daggers took a few seconds to reboot their brain and updated on the situation, started to boom bard the tall brunet with many questions.

To be fair, none of them NONE OF THEM ever see Rooster without his infamous porntasche, so oh my my for them.

Then Halo seemed to find out another thing that just out of place on Rooster point out.

“Rooster, that is one nasty black eyes you have there man, alright?”

The pair, Hangman and Rooster now sat with their squad, the blond still looked weird and the brunet looked so done but still somehow amused.

“Just feels like I want to shave it.”

Rooster shrugged easily.

“And the black eye in on me.”

Hangman suddenly answered and that take their friend out.

“Uhmmm.. what happened? May I asked? Should I even know?” Coyote asked wearily.

“This bastard, decided to shave his face, bare, without saying anything. Then acted like nothing happened, hugged me from behind when I was cooking. I turned around to see a fucking stranger standing in my kitchen so I punch him.”

“What!?” Their friends shouted

“It’s not my fault that I’ve never see him without damn thing on his face!”

Hangman shouted back while Rooster just laughing beside him.

“I vetted him for that, the last time I saw our chicken’s bare face was in our first week of flight school and that was years before Hangman meet him.” Phoenix was also laughing now.

“I’m alright now, just a punch. He screamed bloody murder when he saw my face like this too.” Rooster added

“Roooooo!” Hangman hid his face behind his hands and Rooster just kissed him softly on his side, still laughing of course.

“It’s ok darling.” Rooster said to his lover.

“Damn, but I understand what Hangman did cause you looked so weird” Bob said while giggling.

“Please put it back.” Fanboy distress mumbling get drowned among his squad mate various noise of amusement.

(The first time Mav and Ice saw Rooster with his mustache through a picture Slider sent them.

Slider was stationed at Rooster based then, he had to call the husbands to warned them first, before sending the picture.

But still.

Mav almost have a panic attack and Ice was so shocked, they then just crying that whole evening. Nothing can prepare them to see how much their godson looks like his father. To the point they almost believe that was Goose, standing there in his flight suit, smiling brightly at them.)

(The autocorrect had me rolling fr )

#hangster #hangman #rooster #top gun #top gun maverick #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #natasha phoenix trace #phoenix #halo #callie halo shen #the dagger squad #iceman x maverick #icemav #iceman #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #rooster and his mustache #mavdad and icepops #fishy.hc

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After DADT has been taken down, Ice and Mav, calmly kicked down the closet door and came out.

The photo of theirs first date has been proudly placed among others on Ice’s working table in his office ever since. There’s also an copy of this hanging on Mav’s wall of photo in his own hangars.

But for some weird ass reason, people still quite oblivious to the fact that the COMPLACFLT and the Navy’s most reckless Captain are apparently married to each other.

And their newly adopted adult children are also those people to their COs dismay, like, the two aren’t even trying to hide their marriage, it’s on the files and is supposedly public knowledge.

(Their incredibly smart but also unbelievably dumb children)

(Not Rooster, that kid was their ring bearer and a little shit watching his squad mates loosing their sanity slowly while trying to figure out who Maverick’s spouse is)

(Mav: Hey Roo, can we recreate this photo with you and Hangman? It will be so cute.

Rooster who is in deep denial over his very obvious crush * choking *: Ha?! Why!? Why him? We aren’t even date?

Ice * laughing at his son confused face* : ahhhhhh, I see, good luck with that then kid.

Rooster: What?!?)

#photos throughout the years #this might become a new series #top gun 1986 #top gun #iceman x maverick #mavdad and icepops #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #my art #the dagger squad #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster #hangster #sereshaw #hangman #jake hangman seresin #fishy.hc

[mafiatsunafish]

Rooster has a stuffed goose.

Hangman shouldn’t be surprised.  

That was what Hangman thought when he saw the said stuffed animal inside the older man closet, it was just sitting in the corner and looking right back at him. 

The goose was as big as the real one, rounded chubby body and just by its looking, he knew it would be so soft at touch.  

And that was what he did, slowly, Hangman reached for the stuffed goose. Then he hugged with all his will. Because, the thing was so squishy and huggable, it was like he was hugging a cloud. It is bigger than he initially thought, almost half of his body, jesus christ the damn thing is so fucking cute.

However, he noticed there was a light layer of dust on it as he let out a small sneeze after he hugged the fluffed animal, Hangman supposed this is due to the fact that this goose had not seen the outside world for a while. He decided to do the best thing that popped into his head at that time. Hangman wash it, by hand. 

(Because he learned the hard way that these things are very delicate, and are not for washing machine)

Then he brought the now clean but soaked goose to the back yard to dry it, but he couldn’t find any clippers (they should put those on the list for the next grocery run, those clippers have their own legs, he swears). Hangman then tided the goose legs together on the drying string and stepped back to admired his work and laughed at the sight a bit. 

Later, when Rooster came home, Hangman asked him to go to the back yard to take the laundry in, much to his confusion because it was not laundry day? 

Rooster faced a familiar sight of a white stuffed goose being hanged upside down basking in the California summer sun in Rooster childhood home back yard. For a moment, he thought he was still a tiny kid watching his mom tying the goose up on the drying line. 

After retrieved the goose, he walked back into the house and saw Hangman lounging on the sofa with the man cocky smile. Rooster took the goose wings with his hand and wrapped it around his boyfriend, as he fell in love with that man a little bit more. 

(Ice: what if the kid don’t like me?? Kids have always scared of me?? MAV?!

Mav: it’s because your permanent frowning face, dumbass. As much as I love it, kids rarely. But don’t worry so much, baby goose will love you nonetheless. That kid is a fucking angel.

Ice: but-

Mav: or you can buy him a first meeting gift? A hug ass stuffed goose?

Ice: YES, THANK YOU MY FUCKING LOVE!)

#hangster #rooster x hangman #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #hangaroo #hangman #rooster #top gun #top gun maverick #fishy.hc #rooster was given the goose by iceman as his first meeting present #baby bradley adore the stuffed animal at first sight #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #my art #yes #I draw that silly goose

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* Icemav introducing their 11 newly adopted goslings to the 86s Fyboys *

86s flyboys: OH HEY! CAN WE HAVE ONE OF THEM? PLEASE?

Mav: Oh hell na-

86s Flyboys: THANK YOU!

Mav: HEY !!! YOU ASSHOLES GIVE ME BACK MY KIDS !!!!

Ice hugging his husband to prevent him from biting someone: We have monthly backyard bbq meetings, please remember and come as needed.

The daggers: did we... just get adopted... by them?

Rooster: Welcome to the family, again.

#top gun maverick #top gun #icemav #the dagger squad #top gun 1986 #top gun headcanons #bradley rooster bradshaw #fishy.hc #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky

[mafiatsunafish]

what is more frustrating than a Maveric with his admiral angel guardian Iceman?

a Maveric with his admiral angel guardian Iceman and his wingman Slider who is also an admiral

the admiral duo have more than enough to clean up after their tiny pilot shenanigans 

(Hangman: Roo, why tf is adiral Kerner kissing pops while he is sitting on admiral Kazansky lap?

Rooster: because uncle sli is mav boyfriend while mav is ice husband? sli and ice are partners? 

Hangman: what-?)

#top gun #top gun maverick #icemav #slimav #slicemav #sclice #ron slider kerner #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #hangster #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #top gun incorrect quotes #fishy.hc

[mafiatsunafish]

Rooster looked at the stuffed goose Hangman is hugging. They’re just lounging on his sofa and watching crappy reality show that his boyfriend is weirdly into. (No they are not, Roo. You’re just an boring old man).

It’s so… domestically.

He had never thought that big ass, fluffy thing would see the world outside his closet again after all of those years.

Years of being consumed by anger, sadness and frustration. The thought of throwing the damn thing away had crossed his mind numerous of time, but he just couldn’t.

(He still love his Mav and uncle Ice. So, so much)

Eventually, everything get sorted out after the mission with talking, crying, a bit of shouting and a lot of hugging. But somehow, something is still missing and Rooster still forget about Ice’s first present, until the day he saw it drying in his back yard.

He scared the shit out of Hangman because despite being a genius pilot the man has no idea how to deal with a crying person. Rooster just stood there and let his tears out. Just then, he realized how much he missed his family.

That night, Hangman hold him close on their bed, soothing him with soft words and listening to whatever the other man is saying.

Listen to years of estranged and loneliness.

Listen to how he has cut himself from his family, from everyone who has been there for him growing up.

Listen to how a coward man he has been, standing outside of Ice’s hospital room hearing Mav’s crying.

Hangman then reminded him that it’s not too late to fix everything and pointed out the fact that they’re now talking with each other again. Baby step.

Hangman suggested to invite the old couple to his house for lunch. That was the first of many lunch and dinner they will have with each other, to finally being a family again.

When Mav and Ice arrived, they saw the stuffed goose sitting on the sofa, Mav was the first person to cry and then it was Ice and then Rooster.

Let’s just say, poor Hangman had to deal with not 1 but 3 grown men crying their heart out.

(After the Daggers saw the fluffed goose and know it was from Ice, they showed the man their best puppy eyes. After that, there is a picture of 12 stuffed animals proudly placed on the Admiral’s table)

#top gun #top gun maverick #hangster #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #hangman #rooster #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun maverick headcanons #Maverick #iceman #mavdad and icepops #the dagger squad #fishy.hc

[mafiatsunafish]

Og Price was in Gulac for 5 years, being absolutely unhinged and doesn’t take anyone shits. Only og Ghost questioned whether they should trust a man like that is hilarious

Imagine og Price meeting reboot Price, they either blatantly ignoring each other or someone has to retrain reboot Price to beat up the og because of how that man act.

Og Ghost to reboot Ghost: so….. how is your captain Price ? Is he…. Normal?

Reboot Ghost: …… yes? What’s about your?

Og Ghost: What do you think 5 years in Gulac would make you become ｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д｀)ﾉﾟ｡

Reboot Ghost: ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

Reboot Soap hiding behind his Ghost from og Price: * hissing like a feral cat *

#cod #call of duty #og Price #og ghost #09 ghost #og call of duty #cod mw #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mctavish #captain price #ghost cod #soap cod #price cod #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty headcanons #fishy.hc

[mafiatsunafish]

Mdzs Wei Wuxian Pov: mostly a comedy

Mdzs Lan Wangji Pov: mostly a tragedy

#mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan wangji #wei wuxian #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #lmao #fishy.hc #I’ve fallen for these 2 idiots for years and still find this hilarious

[mafiatsunafish]

Carlos and Eddie are cousin who often update each other on their extremely unfortunate/ cursed partner/ crush about.

Fainted ✔️

Hit by something ✔️

In the hospital they went ✔️

Stayed in a coma ✔️

Being reckless af ✔️

Like those two Texans are always stress cause their love interests always involved in shits that are just questionable.

(They don’t know that Tk and Buck know each other and also have their own gossip about their hot men in uniforms)

#911 abc #911 lone star #buddie #tarlos #tk x carlos #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #tk strand #carlos reyes #fishy.hc

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Iceman’s morning routine consists of making a godly amount of coffee for himself and his beloved husband while the said husband snoozing in his cat form in Ice’s sleeping robe.

And then Ice would greet his husband in his glorious bare human body afterward because the man refuse to wear anything when he woke up.

A nice treat for Ice but quite traumatic for Rooster.

This has caused more awkward encounters between them and their baby goose than Ice ever wanted. Which that kid should have know better not to barge into the house with out knocking the door first.

No, you do not need bleach to clean your eyes baby goose.

(Hangman: Roo, why DON’T YOU TELL ME THAT YOUR GODFATHER HAS THE HABBIT OF WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE WITHOUT ANY CLOTHS ON?

Rooster: I FORGOT

Hangman: I need bleach

Rooster: I have some spare at home

Hangman: Are you inviting me to your house? Hmm?

Rooster: I’m-)

#top gun #top gun maverick #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #icemave #old men in love #hangster #mavdad and icepops #sereshaw #my art #top gun headcanons #fishy.hc #cat!mav #iceman x maverick #cat!au

[mafiatsunafish]

Soap buy this ash tray for Ghost as Christmas gag present and Ghost absolutely love it but act nonchalant when receiving it.

For my walking incense bowl vet Ghost and rebellious teenager Soap

#cod #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod ghost #cod soap #soapghost #ghostsoap #fishy.hc #ash tray #the smell of your lingering in my head

[mafiatsunafish]

Not us seeing 911 is now moved to abc and hope buddie will finally be canon

Just to pulling our hair at the risk of losing Bathena

Welp

#911 abc #911 #bathena #buddie #athena grant #bobby nash #evan buckley #eddie diaz #if anything happens to our parents there will be a fucking riot #PLEASE #118 firefam #fishy.hc

[mafiatsunafish]

Soap is sunshine incarnated with his bubbly and charming personality.

But here is the catch, he can see spooky things, namely ghosts. He can communicate with them to a certain degree if they are willing to.

And the first time he meet his masked lieutenant, oh sweet steam’g Jesus, the man is HAUNTED. Like, really.

A swarm of shadowy figures lingering around him like a thick layer of black smoke, weeving itself around every of his movement.

Soap has his fair share of meeting down right terrifying and just pure evil terrorrist and bad guys in general, but they are nothing compare to his new L.t.

Things gonna get interesting this time.

#soapghost #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #ghost cod #soap cod #call of duty headcanons #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty mw2 #fishy.hc #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #haunted ghost au

[mafiatsunafish]

In which Maverick is a cat shifter. The Bradshaws know about this and baby goose is absolutely adore the man in his cat form, but he rarely able to fully hold Mav even if he wants. This is because Mav is quite big compared to a normal cat, however, baby Goose is not backing from any challenge.

Baby Goose: Mom, dad, look at this!! I’m able to hold uncle Mav now!!

Carole clinging to her husband to prevent her from falling on her knees laughing: yes, dear, I see it

Goose trying to hold his laughter: good job sweetheart!

Mav dangling in baby Goose arms: Goose! Carole! A bit of help here! Please??

(The 86 flyboys are amused when they see Goose goes around in with a black cat hanging on his neck, but Ice feels like that cat is somehow eerie familiar. Shinning green eyes and jet black fur, looking at him full with mischievous. You know what he means.)

#bradley rooster bradshaw #baby goose #nick goose bradshaw #carole bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #cat!au #cat!Mav #tom iceman kazansky #the man has 6th sense just for the tiny pilot #top gun #top gun maverick headcanons #my art #I DO NOT know how to draw a cat #so bare with me #wip #fishy.hc #cat!Mav is 10% cat and 90% fluff #top gun 1986

[mafiatsunafish]

Maverick loves to wear lipstick.

It started when he and Goose was trying to find the right lipstick for Carole. Goose wanted to give her a new lipstick as their anniversary weeding surprised present and he knew his wife’s obsession with collecting it, not for daily use but for the sole purpose of making a collection.

Seeing Goose struggled to chose between different shades of red which he claimed they wear basically the same, Mav offered himself as a test subject because he and Carole did have quite similar skin tone. And boy did he feel so pretty wearing them.

Mav then asked Carole for it and her eyes crinkled with mirth and happiness as she now have another person to share her hobby with. After that, he began to contribute a fair share in their joint collection of lipstick.

They both love the bold red rouge and often use it whenever they have date night with their lovers.

This resulting Goose and Ice usually ended up with red lip stains all over their faces while the culprits with red smears on their lips.

(At the Navy Gala.

A random Admiral: Iceman, nice marks you have there

Ice just casually sporting his newest red marks: Thank you, they are from my husband. They look quite nice, aren’t they?

That random Admiral: what-)

(Having both his mom and godfather basically hoarding lipstick, Rooster basically have a very extensive knowledge of it. This has surprised people in many ways. Earned him endless teasing from other boys, but the girls in the academy adore him for it and often hunt him down for advice)

(Rooster also may or may not pick up their habit of leaving shit tons of kiss stamps on his partner. And Hangman is the victim this time around)

#top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #nick goose bradshaw #carole bradshaw #hangster #sereshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #top gun headcanons #my art #ironically I can’t handle the feeling of wearing any kind of make up #and lipstick is not an exception #red lipstic #fishy.hc

[mafiatsunafish]

Very very very random thought

Soap would sing “I just Ken” by Ryan Gosling passionately with all sort of movement and dancing

And

Ghost would sing “I just Pete” by Peter Davidson in the snl sketch with his deadpanned face and voice

Gaz would be the one holding the camera while trying to stand up right but fail miserably because he is laughing too hard

Price would just want to enjoy his relaxation time without is muppets doing weird shits

#cod #ghostsoap #soapghost #141 task force #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #call of duty #cod mw2 #cod modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #soap cod #ghost cod #gaz cod #price cod #fishy.hc #call of duty headcanons