#for one im brunette

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.

An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.

But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)

Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.

Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.

#so yes #Tom Riddle but isekai's and tries to seduce the canon fodder #oh and he also takes over the world while he is at it #yes order is the main villain of the story tom read #Ron's family is still poor im sorry #Hermione can end up with Ron or Draco #it's up to you #but honestly i put them as mc #because draco is the signature blonde prince while Hermione is the signature smart brunette #like its a trope LMAOO #but dw Tom makes it all better #by being the bigger Villain? #haha. because guess what maybe Lucius was the main villain all along #ill stop #its just #its so like tom to fall for the villain in the story 😭 #my man's probably hate read the story to shit on people because: #his harry deserved better #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #Harry Potter #also yes Tom still has black duchy's royalty #but he is the one who ends up winning Bellatrix and Barty #and yes Narcissa (the queen) helps Tom save Harry 🥰 #Ron is still Harry's best friend btw and because of Tom now so is hermione :')

[marinerainbow]

Wait... so I've crack shipped Poppy with Winnie Weasel before, she's blonde. Psycho, my favorite guy to ship Poppy with, has a yellowish underbelly; one could argue that can count for blondness (not to mention the fact that I've seen plenty of humanized Psycho's with blonde hair). And lately, I've been shipping Poppy with @slashingdisneypasta OC Rena, who also has blonde locks.

...

I think I accidentally made Poppy into blondes.

#and yet Poppy still crushes hard on Grimhilde- a fellow brunette #ive also been debating what kind of hair human Shiny would have- and one of the colors ive thought if was blonde XD #not to mention my human Wheezy has ash BLONDE hair... #damn XD #i think im funny #OC tid-bits #Ships #crack ships #Winnie Weasel #Psycho Weasel #Pocho #OC x Canon #OC x OC #Rena x Poppy #other peoples OC's #Rena Kangaroo #My own OC's #Poppy

[apollomes-supremacy]

I tried to make Apollo using an AI, and these are my favorite results 🧡

#youd be surprised to know how hard it was to get these #the first one is my favorite!! #seriously im in love 🧡🧡🧡🧡 #I tried to make him blonde but the AI kept messing it up so lets just keep brunette Apollo for now #the only time ill accept brunette Apollo!!! #apollo #apollon #AI #artificial intelligence #greek myth #greek mythology #mythology #myth #myths #mythos #mythoi #greek mythos #greek god #greek gods #art #mine #apollo worship

[dishsaop]

does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians

#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic #im just like. tired of gnawing #and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get #content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky #young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me #im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing & #digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances #m text #i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story #not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a #lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out #bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples #and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified #(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right) #and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here #(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh) #I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost. #anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein #out as lesbian #like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has #to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic) #meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just #and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so #yknow. personal viewer bias here #but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian #and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out #but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough. #im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes #I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY. #like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'

[martyrbat]

i think one of the silliest things lately with my blog is i get an anon about one every other week asking me to tag hockey because they followed me for something else and it's kinda annoying and i always see it after i just posted something about gargling genos balls or wanting to wreck cumdumpster sidney crosby and like. im very sorry to that anon. but also no, i wont tag hockey. im committed to being VERY! annoying and i dont want other hockey fans on my page because im shy 🙈

#on one hand im sorry im annoying. on the other i tag my panels & edite and my personal posts usually so you can just follow those instead #like i KNOW im annoying. i know every other day my mutuals sigh as it hits 7pm est and i make tumblr unbearable for them for 2 hours #i know they tolerate seeing the most average brunette men in my queue posts or my random burst spams #and for that im very grateful!! #but also. no im not gonna tag it. because i am committed to being annoying and dont want random people following me for hockey reblogging #ransom note

[milkbreadtoast]

(twsb)....wait hold on lowkey that last comparison actually makes sense i was kinda cooking...

haruhi & yeseo: both extremely aro spec + dense when it comes to romance/ppl having a crush on them... both book smart + studying/studied in the law field... both have brown hair... (both r cute/attractive but unaware of this fact)

"in a tamaki body" aka jesse venetiaan: well... i cant say their personalities r similar but hold awn... both rich + both illegitimate sons.... looks check out(blonde tall pretty)... (**reputation of being) a frivolous playboy... I JUST BLURTED THIS COMPARISON OUT ON THE FLY TO GET MY (nonsensical) POINT ACROSS BUT WHY WAS I COOKING LMFAOO. do u see what im saying...(no)

#twsb #jung yeseo #EVEN I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY #BUT YESEO NOT A TRUE BLONDE CHARA HES ACTUALLY A BRUNETTE. AND THIS IS CRUCIAL TO UNDERSTANDING HIS CHARA #SOMEHOW #sidenote but... as the author of the 'blonde guys with problems' poll #blonde guys r like an entire archetype to me esp when they have Problems and Issues (tm) #like eunyoung kurapika teru clotted cream etc #i would say jesse's prob one of them... #but yeseo isnt (but he has his own problems and issues...<3) #o my moot told me abt yeseo being a law student btw skfjdkjfdj #im still reeling over this information

[biblicalhorror]

Late s3 cordy showing up in the library when Buffy's there to aggressively flirt with Wesley only to complain about being soooo bored the second she's actually left alone with him lmfao girl I know what you are so bad

#poor girl this whole season is like okay im dating one of buffys best friends surely she will want to be around me now #oh now im kind of part of the group! but my boyfriend is kind of rude to me all the time and keeps embarrassing me in front of buffy #but i will be as helpful as i can and sit and read these books to help buffy! #okay well my boyfriend is cheating on me with another friend in the group and then i immediately got impaled right after finding out #thats soo embarrassing oh my god time to break up rebrand and disappear for a few weeks #wait shit i miss buffy :/ what excuse can i find to be in and out of the library constantly hmm #also she seems to be spending a lot of time with a new brunette oh shit oh fuck. gotta think fast #oh hello new twentysomething nerd who is around now and seems flustered by my presence. perfect timing #now i can get all dressed up and flirt with you in front of buffy to make her jealous and also piss off xander #surely this adult knows fully dating me would be illegal so i will never have to actually act on these flirtations right. right? #dammit now i said i wanted to be alone with him and im alone with him. i actually kind of hate this man. fuck. #oh god im in too deep #j rewatches btvs

[natsmagi]

thinking about yuri is my job(the manga) as natsumugi i think im going crazy....... hime as tsumugi and natsume as yano and sora can be the little girl that breaks her arm i forgot her name

had never heard of it before but

i think ur onto something

#hime is the blonde one and yano the brunette BUT POINT STANDS #as we all know i do not watch anime or read manga or consume any romance (het/gay/lesb/any i just dont consume romance) period but honestly #this series seems funny as fuck i just might check it out #theres just something abt what im seeing in these screenshots that is very captivating to me #these women at all they just have that dumb loser energy that i deeply yearn for and i mean this in the best way #i could be completely mistaken but thats the energy i get from looking at them #i love lesbians who dont know how to act #i wish yuri was my job. #ask

[tinyetoile]

I’ve been sitting on this idea for months lol, I figured since in my original Zelda story the most recent turn of the cycle would be the events of the NES Zelda games I should straighten out the lore I want for that... which turned into semi-redesigning the two Princess Zeldas of those games, since the official art tends to use the same design for both of them... and THEN figuring out how I could incorporate some other, lesser-known designs from the early days!

#princess zelda #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #the hyrule fantasy #adventure of link #nes zelda #redesign #despite the fact that I always perceived OG zelda as a brunette most of the official art has her as a redhead actually..? #between the wildly different official art and all the old manga adaptations she's had every hair colour possible though tbh #originally aol zelda was the brunette but I decided to make her the redhead for... reasons #i originally did a looooot of redesigns that strayed wildly from the source material in an effort to modernize the design more #but eventually decided that she was no longer recognizable as zelda so I toned it way back #it was also very hard to try and design them to be similar but separate #in the end I settle on these designs because the aol manual art had that game's zelda in a one-colour dress with low ribbons #while the most commonly accept HF zelda design had a two-colour dress and higher ribbons #hf stands for hyrule fantasy btw lol it was the OG zelda's subtitle in japan #so im using it #if know the designs i referenced for the outfits of the first pic: nice lol

[reygunsandreynbows]

see I love jupeter bcs I see them as polar opposites, two sides of the same coin so here are some of my favourite head Canon comparisons before the finale

juno refuses to believe in objectivity. he accepts that everything he does is biased and he doesn't care | Peter files away every thought and emotions, refuses to let himself and his views risk a mission

juno is fairly short and soft- he has a decent amount if fat and very warm brown skin and kinda features | peter looks cold and broken, tall and angular with harsh features and empty eyes

at first glance juno isn't all the attractive- his face a mess of scars and wounds. but once you stop and look and see past his injuries he looks pretty and kind | everyone's first impression of Peter is that he's hot- he's conventionally attractive but if you keep looking his features don't quite match, his eyes are tired and skin almost sickly

fucking everyone seems to somehow know junos name | Peter lives his life as the man without a name, his name is a gift and a secret

junos emotions are everyone else's problem. he spills his heart out and trauma dumps to every random stranger in the bar, he leaves himself to be patched up by rita and sasha and mick he refuses to deal with it himself | Peter refuses help, he refuses to let others see emotion or pain in him he feels he has to face the world alone and do everything himself

junos story is about his homesickness and him learning to escape his past | Peter tells a story of forgetting and leaving home without a past to hold him back

#there are more #but ive forgotten #im so tired rn #i love them sm #theyre so different and can still love each other and its beautiful #jupeter #juno steel #peter nureyev #peter ransom #penumbra podcast #tpp #fuck im so psyched for the finale #this is the one reason im a blond/brunette peter truther lol

[twiceasmanysunbeams]

vying for versailles

mc & 3/4* LIs — enhanced

*the second female LI is not on the cover

#click and zoom for super HD! #romance club #vying for versailles #mc is on the bottom right I'm pretty sure #and im not sure who is the 2nd male LI.. the brunette or the liam looking one #(they're lovers)

[francy-sketches]

🔥What is bro talking about🔥

#.txt #spittin straight up lies 🔥💯 #I can understand alicent bc sometimes her hair looks auburn #but MARG????? #there is one single pic where her hair looks kiiind of red? but it clearly has some kind of filter on it #like in the actual show she’s a brunette full stop #one that I’ve seen im sure there’s more #the thing is sometimes brown hair will look a bit red in the sunlight #it’s that simple lol

[waterparksdrama]

jason hunny is a legend and cooler than awsten btw

yes he is TAKE IT AWAY JZN!!!!!! - iz

#yeah i know these photos are old as hell but so is hunny's album and they sell that like it's still recent #also yes he is kissing christo from bad suns in one of these #he and awsten went to the catholic prep school for mentally disturbed yet beautiful brunette heterochromic empaths #but jason was the one who passed #i am patiently waiting on a jawstson moment but i feel like mentally jason is throwing knives at awsten but im determined to make it a thin

[nexo-nex]

My ocs in tomodachi life hehe... they are my daughters

#b.txt #tomolife #their names are kate(blonde one) and ray (brunette one) #im so happy they friends and dont hre each other #oc tag

[flower-zombie-rob]

I think whats sad about the idea of non stereotyped queer characters is its just become "make all your queers look as straight as possible" and it just means we dont see as many unapologetically gay as hell looking characters anymore as i wish we could. Especially with girls, its all girls white girls in petite skirts and long hair (which is fine) but like wheres the butch and androgynous queer women that inclusive tv shows like to pretend dont exist

#im sick of the same hyperfeminine couples #like ive never seen a lesbian couple in a tv show(aside from heartstopper and the owl house) where theyre just both pretty androgynous #or theyre at least not the casual long haired brunette that screams straight just for the shock value of her turning out to be gay #like let me have variety in my gays mix em all up have more than just one gay archetype pls

[fukawaenjoyer]

i love how late 90s-2000s girly cartoons' versions of diversity was literally like. blonde, black, asian, ginger

#ive been going down nostalgic rabbitholes but literally all of my favorite girl groups were just this copy pasted 1000 times #i remember being salty cuz i was like ok but WHERE is brunette.......... #naturally my favorite bratz girls were yasmin and jade cuz they had dark hair and looked 10% like me lmao #monster high changed the game tho cuz they didnt need to portray any real groups (outside of myths or creatures from different cultures) so #anyone could just be like 'oh i like that one cuz shes [creature] and [color]' #like my first love was spectra cuz i was obsessed with ghosts #anyways idk why im rambling about this