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stitchthelilo · 2 months

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me thinking about my ships instead of going to bed

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jennifersminds · 7 months

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THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Klaus Mikaelson and Bonnie Bennett

#loves looming over the hoes that man #klaus mikaelson #klausmikaelsonedit #bonnie bennett #bonniebennettedit #klonnie #klonnieedit #tvd #the vampire diaries #tvdedit #thevamoirediariesedit #jennifersmindsgifs #tvdu #tvduedit #tvdverseedit #tvdversegifs #crack ships

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wordy-little-witch · 1 month

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Unhinged hit take but imagine for a moment all the Doflamingo/Crocodile ideas being a thing, and Doffy finds out IN JAIL about Cross Guild. Mans is losing his SHIT okay, his ex left him for a CLOWN.

CROCODILE turned him and his business proposals down but partnered with THE CLOWN?!

Oh his brain cells are Gucci and Prada, bedazzled and flexed, he knows math and THIS? This math ain't mathing, buster.

So he escapes.

The hows are unimportant and also I don't care enough to flesh it out. It just Happens, okay?

So Doffy is free, no sock needed, and he beelines STRAIGHT to Karai Bari.

Well. He swings by a high end boutique first because he's bougie like that, but then he is THERE, okay?

So Doffy shows up and causes a Ruckus. Cross Guild Poly has, by this point, NOT been established, but Croc and Mihawk both have FEELINGS. Buggy is oblivious.

Doffy sees Croc having A Feeling and Assumes. After all, Crocodile rarely expresses any kind of emotion unless it's on purpose to this is completely mathing now. The clown must have SOMETHING going for him.

So Doffy Seduces The Clown. It's to prove a point, prove he's BETTER than Buggy, he's COOLER and more FASHIONABLE and he wears HEELS so obviously he is the best choice. He needs to understand his enemy.

Only... Buggy's actually pretty damn cute.

And also makes... really good noises. He's so responsive. And sensitive. And he's a masochist to boot, right up Doffy's ally. AND this clown has some SERIOUS stamina, holy stars.

The night ends with Doffy, exhausted, staring into space with Buggy curled up, head on his chest and covered in bite marks. He is still processing.

The next day, he wakes up and he finds Buggy in the little kitchenette, in an oversized shirt and thigh highs, making pancakes and bacon. The clown turns to him, smiles, greets him, offers coffee. Doffy gets breakfast and is left still kinda reeling even as Buggy babbles happily, shirt slipping off his shoulder slightly and revealing a bite mark there. The former warlord looks away, indignant at the tingling warmth if a blush, of all things, on his face.

He hates to admit that he can maybe see the appeal now.

But he still thinks the clown is using some kind of weird fucking clown magic. He's NEVER gotten so worked up after a transactional lay before.

Crocodile and Mihawk meanwhile are FROTHING because they each had a 37 step plan to woo the clown and the flamingo bastard jut swooped in out of prison and bedded him. That isn't fair. That's the opposite of fair.

Seeing Buggy limping the next day and Doffy still kinda out if it simply makes the two dark haired men want to claw out someone's eyes.

Buggy is a special brand of oblivious because he thought Doffy just wanted good time once, no biggie, he gets it. So when the feathered man sticks around, he's cool with it. He doesn't really get why the others are all weird about it though.

He also doesn't get why their ominous threats and off putting vibes have intensified either, but he's good at rolling with the punches.

He tells Shanks a much during their monthly i-don't-miss-you-i-hate-you-how-have-you-been talks.

Shanks tells him they like him.

He hangs up on the redhead. Then he calls Shaks again just to hang up once more, this time with passion.

Everyone's suffering.

#crocobug #hawkbug #birdbug?#DofBug?#doflamingo x buggy #crack ships #cross guild polycule #gay ass pirates #nobody is mentally stable here #the rest of the guild is watching this like a telenovella

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coconutlimeverbena · 8 months

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I love that the general consensus on the Nanami x Tiana ship is

This is cute

26 fics and counting

#tiana nanami #tianami #princess tiana #Nanami kento #crack ships #crossover ship #jujutsu kaisen

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fishsfailureson · 4 months

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50 reblogs and I will do a shitty sketch of Walter White and Patrick Bateman kissing

#I'm going to regret this lmao #breaking bad #american psycho #walter white #patrick bateman #waltrick whiteman #<- that's their ship name to me #crack ships

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devilsrecreation · 9 days

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What are your thoughts on Makuu x Ma Tembo? It makes no sense, but this crack ship interests me.

Glad you asked! I didn’t make it up, I found it purely on reddit.

Personally, I ship them platonically. I like how Makuu has gained respect for Ma Tembo’s no-nonsense attitude, so they’ve become close friends. They both have their flaws but come from a good place and they grow into better animals together. Maybe Ma Tembo’s almost like a mother-figure to him in a way

But I have to agree, the crack ship is kinda funny if you ask me. Imagine Makuu’s stubborn ass backing down/changing his mind all because of an elephant looking at him a certain way.

#thanks for the ask!#i love talking about TLG ships #crack or otherwise #crack ships #the lion guard

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yellowbrickramble · 1 year

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It begins.

This is a double update because these pages go together too well to be separate updates.

#crack ships #comix #webcomics #web comic #webcomic update #webtoon #oz

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phantomss-pain · 20 days

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After talking to @yukkue I’ve come to the realisation that I like Elizabeth and Millie from Fazbear frights in a relationship now.

The idea of Elizabeth, this preppy girly girl who tries her hardest to fit the image of William dating a goth girl is funny to me.

#fnaf #Elizabeth afton #millie fitzsimmons #crack ships

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weightedblankettt · 7 months

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JUST. JUST HEAR ME OUT.

So, i normally don't tend to gravitate towards crack ships, but I saw a post by this one nsfw account that wouldn't stop posting on the main tag, and i couldn't help but take a liking to this silly little pairing, so. ahem. presenting...

cat fight. hakomaku. whatever you want to call them. i'm losing my mind and it's a thursday evening and oh my god they're so cute. PLEASE. HEAR ME OUT. PLEASE, PELASE, PLEASE

#nico hakobyan #blanket rambles #danganronpa despair time #super danganronpa another two #sdra2 #drdt #hajime makunouchi #drdt nico #sdra2 hajime #crack ships #im losing my mind #please help me #hakomaku #they're SO CUTE #AND THE SAME AGE RANGE TOO #AND THEIR BIRTHDAYS ARE A WEEK OFF #AND THEY BOTH HAVE RED EYES #AAAAAAAAHHH

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cosmereplay · 10 months

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In honour of @cosmerelists' What Your Preferred Kaladin Ship Says About You, I thought I'd do one with our favourite bad boy Moash!

What Your Preferred Moash Ship Says About You

Moash/Kaladin: Yeah yeah, we’re all on tumblr.

Moash/Azure: Morosexual. You love it when a woman is stronger, smarter, and much much older.

Moash/Sadeas: You love the Alethi masculine ideal. You know they would both do anything for a Shardblade.

Moash/Lyn: Delusional. You think it's a woman's job to fix a man, but she cannot and will not.

Moash/Wit: You have taste. Wit could fix him, but he chooses not to for the bit.

Moash/Shallan: Literary sadist. You just want to know what would happen if Formless emerged.

Moash/Venli: You think physical proximity is all that’s required for a relationship.

Moash/Elhokar: You have a kink for annoying everyone in a fandom at the same time.

Moash/Leshwi: You have fantasized about getting fucked by your shitty boss. I respect that.

Moash/Gavilar: You have a daddy kink. There’s only one fic of this pairing in existence and it’s on your computer.

#yeah I've shipped KalMoash and Moash/Elhokar and I'm looking hard at Moash/Shallan #They could make each other so much worse #cremposting #stormlight archive #rhythm of war #row spoilers #oathbringer #oathbringer spoilers #moash stormlight #shipping #crack ships

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welcome-to-hell-ya-gucks · 1 month

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Bro I NEED to stop shipping random crack ships. First it started with securitywaiter/dreamtheory and then it was lockjaw then it was icebaby and now it’s Derek and Garnett from The Beekeeper (still haven’t come up with a ship name for them yet) I’m sorry crack ships are just more fun than mainstream ships

#if you can figure out what the ships are based off the names you get a little sticker #mike schmidt #josh hutcherson #lockjaw #icebaby #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #fnaf ship #FNaF movie #the beekeeper #micky garnett #Derek Danforth #crack ships

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marinerainbow · 2 months

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Wait... so I've crack shipped Poppy with Winnie Weasel before, she's blonde. Psycho, my favorite guy to ship Poppy with, has a yellowish underbelly; one could argue that can count for blondness (not to mention the fact that I've seen plenty of humanized Psycho's with blonde hair). And lately, I've been shipping Poppy with @slashingdisneypasta OC Rena, who also has blonde locks.

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I think I accidentally made Poppy into blondes.