look at my girlfriend everyone (she's wanted in several states)
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Creator: “Sorry Lavendar.. ya had this comin.” (sorry my friend. Had ta do it..)
“I thought Akills was single! Plus, I wasn’t expecting him wanting to fuck me! Mainly just to make me leave him alone, BUT STILL. I SWEAR I didn’t mean any harm! HONEST!”
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"Hwelp. Me lost"
Sure! Lemme just....
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At night, this unforgettable poem—
Forgive Her. Forugh Farrokhzad (tr. Sholeh Wolpé)
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scooper scrapes and yanks at side of 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚏𝚎 in earnest. at this rate, emi will have CHOCOLATE for days. the premise has the jester nearly 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 at the thought. so caught up in ILLEGAL ACTIVITY, she nearly ignores the sound to her right. hastily, she slips bag behind her back, throwing tool behind her with a metallic CLATTER. when she spots you, eyes squint, an expression of FAUX confusion washing over features. single finger rises up and falls into a POINT at the CHUNK of missing building, ❛ gosh, did you see this ? ❜ head shakes, tongue tsking in disappointment, ❛ we must'a just missed whoever did this. ❜
@memoriescut liked for a starter !
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OPEN SHORT STARTER CAUSE MY BRAIN IS MUSH
"what if... i dressed like hawkeye for halloween? as in i wear an inflatable eyeball with hawk wings."
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[text]: was feeling a little spicy, enjoy~ ❤️
Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.
The notification steals Harmony's focus from the opened textbook, and notebooks spread out on her desk. Anatomy and physiology is the current subject. An exam is coming up, and she needs to prepare.
The notification reveals the text message is from Dio and that piques her interest.
I wonder what he wants. She thought, knowing it was too late to go out anywhere.
Is he okay?
That made her a little nervous, so she quickly tapped on her phone's screen and opened the new text.
The reveal makes her heart stop for a solid second, but not from fear or dread. "Aah! O-oh my gosh!" She squeaks, staring at the very image Dio sent. Her heart races and she can hear the rush of blood pounding in her ears.
The room feels much warmer now. She couldn't stop staring at the photo and seconds dragged on to minutes. The young woman clears her throat and she types of a reply for Dio.
Text: Thank you. You look-
Oh, what should she say? Handsome? Attractive? Appealing? She would say any of those words, but panic sets in. What if he finds that creepy? Is it too much right away? Well, the selfie Dio sent showed some of his intentions. But she finishes her reply with the first word standing out in her mind.
Text: Thank you. You look great!
She sends the text, only to sink into her seat. That...That may not be a good response now she thinks about it.
What if it's disappointing? He may think she isn't interested.
Stupid, stupid!
Harmony leans forward until her forehead rests on her studies with a groan muffled by papers.
"Way to go, Har...Couldn't you be any more lame?" Wait, does anyone use that word anymore?
Another groan follows, and she sits in silence for a long moment. Then, Harmony gently sighed and lifted her head, just enough to return to her phone and see the photo once more.
Lips curve ever so slightly to a small smile. He does look damn good.
@diotheworldus
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im actually real worried about finishing bg3. i been using the tadpoles from the GET GO, like i munch those bad jacksons every second i find em. throw em up toss em back yum yum yum
deception, intimidation & persuasion +5!!!!!! on top of my inherit +2?????!!! i could not imagine without it now, its wild -- relying so much on these powers is a double-edged sword im not ready to ultimately sheath away....../heavy sigh
its frightening to me, watching my tav develop from this thoughtful do-gooder to someone not necessarily malicious in her practice, but approaching everything with a means to an end, survival over anything else
naturally she's inclined to help the unfortunate, to save others when harm comes to way, but she doesn't shy away from making her motive apparent. "yeah them high-and-mighty-fucks in baldur's gate? i'll kill em, and you'll know it was me"
she guesses the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, and she'll begrudgingly accept an untimely & unwanted end
she asks astarion after every fight for a kiss, because she wants to remember how soft he felt against her when she dies, whenever she does.
she'll ask lae'zel to rally her, even outside of combat, simply bc the funneling energy from her gith counterpart is invigorating, her friend --- /best friend/ --- has a gentleness behind dagger-sharp words, but the call of battle mingling between them is everlasting, if she could just stay like this for a little bit longer, just one more time please
she'll miss karlach's laugh, and wyll's unwavering justice, and gale's determination, and halsin and scratch and baby owlbear and the world isn't fair, so why should she be
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@daydrcamings
QUINN WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN HERE LONG. only enough to do what she needed to do and then get the fuck out of here, because.. no, she still wasn't half convinced that her father wasn't going to walk in anytime soon. if he did? well, she knew that it was going to be game over for her, because.. well, she didn't know what it was that he was going to do but right now - she didn't believe that it would be anything good. would he kill her? probably. after all, not only had she played him for a fool, but.. now, she also had ratted him out to the cops. woah. she had actually.. done that? it seemed so and well, they weren't lying when they said that confessing made people feel lighter. it most certainly had done the trick with her. taking comfort in the fact that he couldn't touch her while she was here, she threw her feet on top of a random desk. of course it didn't last long. "the fuck are you staring at, reed? wait - is this your desk? regardless, i earned it. just did this town a very public service."
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Tough.
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❝ must be nice — ❞ she'd hopped along when sokka had visited her school and offered her a quick trip to the fire nation which, you know, is nice of him. it's also—it still sucks maybe, a little, that the reason he's visiting the fire nation at all, delivering diplomatic messages aside, was because he'd wanted to see suki.
which toph is definitely not sulking over. nope. though she reclines as much as she could on the zaisu, and turns her head away even though she couldn't physically see the reunion happening by the entrance. ❝ — to be loved. ❞
earthended an awkward teen toph for @flamend ♡
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FNAF Cassidy knows how to “help” Michael Afton
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it wasn’t her fault that she fell for him
he lit her lanterns, took her on trips, showed her new things
he told her he wanted to have a family with her and share his life with him
he told her all things she wanted to hear
it’s not her fault she believed him
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more stardew thistle 🌟
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Happy earth day! Here’s a Nona to celebrate! (Don’t look at the day shhh shhhh it’s earth day shhh)
This is up in my print store now :)
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