#frank really likes twinks

[annihilatius]

Ermmm... Self indulgent little thing of what I think a younger Fontaine would look like, around 1948 when he first arrived in Rapture... I am normal about him (Lying)

Also alt versions I liked too 👁👁

#v.jpg #Bioshock #Frank Fontaine #TWINK DEATH!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 #Actually really like this ngl #This is the fastest I've finished a drawing in probably a year

[fandomchokehold]

Musical Songs I Think The Boys™ Would Do a Burlesque Number To

*obviously these are only ones I've listened to, I wasn't a theater kid and don't really know much about plays and musicals, please don't be weird or mean in the notes 😭 and YES as a huge ABBA fan I know all the songs in Mamma Mia are just ABBA songs*

also this is way longer than I intended so there's more under the cut

Solos

Astarion - "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror Picture Show

this one is pretty obvious and expected but like !!! yeah !!! that's just him !!! he'd do the full routine, coming up in the elevator, throwing the cloak off to reveal the slutty lil outfit he has on underneath, throwing his drink at the audience while Gale Brad is talking, lounging on the throne, and then leaving mysteriously in the elevator OH BABY !!!

Wyll - "Land of Lola" from Kinky Boots

he would absolutely slay this routine, the lyrics are practically about him - "with arms as hard as steel" "with the moves of Fred Astaire" "I'm black jesus, I'm black mary, but this mary's legs are hairy" ??? I need this man to absolutely let loose and I NEED to see him in those cunty thigh high boots 👏 RED 👏 IS 👏 HIS 👏 COLOR !!!!

Gale - "Toucha Toucha Touch Me" from Rocky Horror Picture Show

I honestly just think he'd be really good at playing the part of the "innocent shy reserved man who does a complete 180 after being exposed to pure unbridled sexuality"; we all know he's not actually like that it's fully an act because he knows he has the looks of a tired english professor but the soul of a whore I just- you don't know how badly I need to see him doing a slightly desperate unhinged strip tease on stage on a garrish four poster bed OKAY ?!?!

Halsin - "Toxic Love" from Ferngully

I need him in his pretend villain era, I think he'd be cartoony like if he's gonna work a stage he's gonna werk a stage m'kay; he is actually using this performance to raise awareness about the climate crisis and donate the money he makes towards more accessible clean energy and environmental conservation efforts and would love to provide more info and resources while still in his g-string to all interested parties in the lobby of the venue

Duets

Astarion & Gale - "Planet Schmanet Janet" from Rocky Horror Picture Show

Astarion as Dr. Frank N. Furter, Gale as Janet; we all know this is a trademark Astarion ruse to get to chase a scantily clad Gale around menacingly and torment him in front of an audience, I mean c'mon who wouldn't want to do that 👀

Astarion & Wyll - "Does Your Mother Know?" from Mamma Mia

Astarion as Tanya, Wyll as Pepper (I had to look that up apparently his name is Pepper); I feel like Astarion would identify with Tanya on a spiritual level, they're both wine aunt cougars who love luxury, and after seeing that Wyllstarion interaction where they flirtatiously talk about their age gap this song just really is about them huh

Astarion & Halsin - "I Can Make You a Man" + "I Can Make You a Man (Reprise)" from Rocky Horror Picture Show

Astarion as Dr. Frank N. Furter, Halsin as Rocky; tbh this is just so Astarion can show off the "bounty of nature's gifts" that have been bestowed upon him and Halsin just finds how this twink is climbing him and swinging on his outstretched arm like a jungle gym too amusing to not participate

Gale & Wyll - "Horny Angry Tango" from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

either of them in either role; this is purely for the theatrics and to show off their actual ballroom dance skills, Gale is going to be the one getting dipped though

Gale & Halsin - "La Seine" from A Monster In Paris

Gale as Lucille, Halsin as Francoeur; I can't lie it's purely for the height difference that's totally canon and I didn't make up in my head, the contrast between Gale "Lil 5'8" Wizard" Dekarios and Halsin "The 6'5" Bear" Silverbough is just *chef kiss* 👌

Wyll & Halsin - "Lay All Your Love On Me" from Mamma Mia

either of them in either role; they're lowkey almost fucking on stage, Wyll chose it for the drama and Halsin went along for the overtly sexual choreography

Group Numbers

"Lady Marmalade" from Moulin Rouge

Astarion's favorite and Halsin's least favorite for the same reason: it's extremely flashy and dramatic

"Rose Tint My World" which transitions into "Don't Dream It" from Rocky Horror Picture Show

Astarion as Janet for "RTMW" but Frank for "DDI", Wyll as Columbia, Halsin as Rocky, Gale as Brad, with special guest Elminster as Dr. Scott during "Don't Dream It"

"Haus of Holbein" from SIX

tbh I don't have an explanation for this one I've really only listened to the corsets part and think it's kinda cunt, idk they'd all slay in corsets

"Big Spender" from Sweet Charity

ok just imagine any of them doing Fosse choreography

"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" from Mamma Mia

ok just imagine there's stripper poles-

"Cell Block Tango" from Chicago

with special guests Minsc and Volo; no one knows how they got here, Minsc is a bit too uncoordinated but he's got the spirit and Volo was recording everything from the audience for research purposes but saw they were short a character and thought to himself "what better way to learn than through participation?"

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios #wyll ravengard #halsin silverbough #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #bg3 wyll #the blade of frontiers #bg3 halsin #halsin #elminster #bg3 minsc #bg3 volo #volothamp geddarm #bloodweave #bladeweave #bloodpact #wyllstarion #halstarion #oakweave #wyllsin

[godshitgirl]

DILF SKK IM SORRY

Also headcanons bc I'm so normal about them

Dazai

Janky old broke hobo spiderman energy

When I say broke I mean BROKE

Will swindle his way into getting money

Absolute SLUT will sleep with someone just to have a place to stay the night

Not exactly homeless, he's more like a roach. Just kinda scatters anywhere and stays somewhere he finds comfortable even if he's not welcome (cough cough chuuyas apartment)

Giving frank Gallagher energy but if he actually tried to be a good dad (source: shameless)

Oh did I mention he's a dad

YESSSIRR HES GOT A DAUGHTER BC GIRL DAD DAZAI CANON

His daughter is actually kinda embarrassed of him

She's def the one who worries about him the most

Lives with her mom, who is one of dazais old one night stands (IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME FR)

Her mom couldn't give two shits about this man even if she tried

His daughter doesn't want to be anything like him

She inherited his intelligence tho, just not his irresponsibility

Dazai doesn't live with them, he and the mother aren't dating but they're not friends either, she just kinda accepted that he's this cockroach in her life and her daughter is a nice piece of leftover trash he can't get enough of

Don't get me wrong, dazai LOVES his little girl

Absolutely adores her

She's usually just annoyed by him

He finds it cute when she yells at him cause it reminds him of when she would throw tantrums as a toddler

But she does genuinely love her dad more than anything

It's just hard for her to show it

She's not particularly close with her mom either since she's kind of a cruel and bitter woman

Still not over how dazai treated her

He's not perfect, but he tries

Chuuya

This man is like the complete opposite of dazai

He's a single father who wouldn't leave his daughter alone for a second

Unlike dazai chuuya fell genuinely in love with a woman but she died during childbirth

At first he was angry that his wife was taken away but one look at this little girl in his arms and all the pain and anger washed away

He promised her he would give her the world no matter what

He's absolutely the best father you could ever ask for

His daughters spoiled spoiled SPOILED

Nothing but the best for his little girl🥺

And unlike dazai bro is LOADED so yeah she pretty much gets anything she wants with a snap of her fingers

But she's not a brat tho (at least, not when she's older)

She takes after chuuya in her need to be useful and independent

She's actually way more calm than he is, but she does have a little of his demeanor

Anyway enough abt her since I'm very early into the development of this au and Idk much about how I want the kids to be yet

Chuuya does bulk up as years go by cause ain't no way this child having a TWINK for a father🙄

He does also get a teensy bit taller bc I wanna throw this dog a bone, man

"I'm still growing" You know what?? Yeah you are buddy keep believing in urself😊

Still in the mafia, but since having a kid he's withdrawn a lot more from this life

He's not the type to try to get a higher position for his kid since he knows that the more involved he is with the Port Mafia, the more danger he and his family is in

Only a few in the Port Mafia actually know he's got a kid

For a while they tried to keep it a secret from mori not knowing what he'd do

Also do not leave his young daughter alone with this man

WEVE SEEN YOSANOS BACKSTORY GOODBYE

Chuuya is a lot less violent than he was in his 20s

Having a kid really softened him up

Now when he's on a mission, he doesn't kill anyone unless he was ordered to

He can see the fear in his enemy's eyes and all he can think of are their kids and what would happen to them

So unless he absolutely has to, he won't kill anyone

His job is also a secret from his daughter

He doesn't want her involved in any way whatsoever

He wants her to find her own path, to be her own person, and most of all, to be safe and happy

Wasn't gonna do this part but

SOUKOKU

Dazai and chuuya do get back together in this au

After the unofficial breakup they did have a couple nights together but after a while they drifted apart, chuuya finding a wife and family, and dazai slowly spiraling deeper and deeper into his own mess

Their lives are intertwined again upon an incident where their kids are in danger

That's when they pull a spy x family and secretly defeat the enemy without their daughters knowing about it

It was supposed to be a one time thing, after this they're back to their normal lives

But unfortunately their girls became quite good friends, so they had to keep seeing each other

They went from hanging out with their kids in a daddy-daughter tea party to absolutely destroying each other in the bedroom

Ok that's all I genuinely wanna develop this au so ask me anything! I'd love to answer ur questions!!!

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #skk #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #dilf dazai #girl dad dazai #dilf chuuya #girl dad chuuya #bsd au

[pollencoveredman]

would like to bring attention to the conversation about mac’s sexuality at the london evening show. they played the clip in the nightclub of the bear/twink/power bottom conversation which lead to discussion on how mac was still played as straight in the earlier seasons (said clip being only the third season) and they didn’t really know where they were going with him until later on.

they mentioned how, in hindsight, mac being curious and asking a lot of questions during that scene is pretty funny once you know how he ends up, giving that it’s unintentional foreshadowing. which of course presents the question — how does dennis know so much about gay culture?

rather than address this they started making jokes on how frank was also pretty curious, and maybe he’ll get “his own dance” one day too. they’re clearly avoiding any discussion of dennis’s sexuality, despite how glaringly obvious it is in that scene that there’s at least SOMETHING going on, because they know how many layers there are to unpack and how complex it is.

TL;DR: rcg are in denial about their own fucking characters because they’re absolute pussies

#not to mention all the stuff from last night’s ireland show #they actually make me INSANE !! #i’m so normal #iasip #macdennis #rcg #the always sunny podcast

[nonotnolan]

Overbearing

"Hey babe, change of plans. My stepfather swapped bodies with me again."

I wanted to be mad-- Cheryl throws the best house parties, but I can't exactly show up with a plus one who's thirty years older than I am! No one would ever believe that my boyfriend's stepfather is an overbearing jerk who frequently swaps bodies with his son. Hell, I barely believed him the first time that it happened. "Dammit, again? You're not just saying that, are you?" He just responded with a photo of his current body.

Yeah, that was his stepfather's body, alright. Another date night cancelled in favor of Netflix and Chill. It kinda sucked, but... it was also the reason that I wasn't actually mad. Brandon's stepfather was an absolute DILF. And as weird as it was, I was slowly getting attracted to his body.

"Guess we'll just have to make the best of it ;)" I said, sending him a reply. He was usually pretty self-conscious about having to be in his stepfather's body, and I can't really blame him. Just a few dates after I had fallen in love with Brandon and his blonde, twink body he showed up like... that. I was probably one of the few people who believed him when he explained what had happened-- I was certainly the only one who stayed around.

"So, what is it this time?" I asked. Frank usually only swapped their bodies if there was something he decided his son wasn't doing correctly. "Did he decide you weren't taking Soccer practice seriously enough, or something?"

"Nah, I don't have a job lined up this summer, and he's convinced I just need to go door to door handing out my resume. I keep telling him it's not the 70's, you apply for jobs online now, not in person. But no, the almighty Frank can't be wrong. I'm just not trying hard enough, and he's gonna keep my body until he gets hired somewhere." I couldn't help but roll my eyes. That was Brandon's stepfather, alright. Such a pompous asshole.

I was able to do some basic cleanup in my bedroom before I heard the tale-tell knock at my apartment's door. "I'm so glad you don't mind," he said, wrapping me in a bear hug. Frank's body was about a foot taller than I was, and I found myself pressed into his musky armpit. "Sorry about the sweat," he said. "I had to spend the day out at the lake. Mom doesn't want to be around either of us when we're swapped like this, and I didn't know where else to go."

It took me a few moments to register what he had said. "Hey, no worries," I said, retreating into the living room to catch my breath. Normally I would have been disgusted, but there was just something so raw, so primal about Frank's musk that was driving me wild. There was no way I would be able to hide this boner! What would Brandon think?

"You don't mind if I make myself at home, do you?" Brandon's question was followed by the soft whumph of fabric hitting the floor.

I turned around to see Frank's naked body on full display, with a massive cock that was just as hard as mine. "Babe, are you? ...I ...what?"

He flashed a smug grin at me as he turned sideways, accenting the length of his borrowed manhood. "It's a bit over eight inches," he said, giving it a bounce. "I know it's a little weird to have sex with Frank's body, but I've seen the way you look at him. I assume you don't mind?"

I couldn't look away. "I feel like I should care that I'm having sex with your stepfather's body before I'm having sex with your body," I said, tossing my shirt to the floor. "But fuck me, I need that cock inside of me."

------------------------------------------------

"God, I love you," I said, feeling his breath on the back of my neck. I hadn't expected to ever be the little spoon in this relationship-- or any relationship, really-- but it was a nice change of pace.

He kissed my neck in response, sending a shiver up my spine as I felt his coarse beard against my skin. "I'm glad this isn't a deal breaker for you. Frank pulls this shit all the time."

"It's weird, but also... I don't mind?" I said. "It's... actually pretty hot," I admitted, rolling over to stare into his eyes. "One question, though. You said Frank's planning to keep your body until he gets you a job, right? Aren't you spending most of the summer with your bio-dad? Who the hell is going to hire someone for three weeks, tops?"

He responded with a coy grin. "Hmm, you might be right. Guess you'll have to put up with Frank's body for a bit longer."

#male body swap #gay body swap #casual body swap #queer romance

[victusinveritas]

Dune Part Two.

Boy do I have thoughts.

On the one hand, seeing it in IMAX was undeniably neat. The cinematography sure is pretty. Spoilers Ahead. On the other hand, they did Frank Herbert dirty on this one, not to mention the changes to Paul (Emo Space Twink), Chani now has two expressions: disgruntled and Very Disgruntled--this seems like a matter of writing/directing because we all know that Zendaya can actually act and is an absolute gem of large and small screens, I'm leaving out the changes to the ending because...I'm just not ready to talk about that yet, but what the Actual Fuck? I get that the director is going for a third movie ala Dune Messiah, but leaving this on a basic cliffhanger and completely changing the ending of Dune and the character of Chani to...anti-imperialist dreamgirl. Stilgar is less a character and more a caricature. Jessica (now not exactly friends with Chani, or Paul, or Stilgar really) is just kind of doing Reverend Mother Things, went deep into the facial tattooing thing. Thufir has been dropped entirely. The Baron goes from cunning, scheming villain to a man who just loves his oil baths and a bit of light twink-servant murder. And then there's Christopher Walken playing Christopher Walken playing the Emperor of the Known Universe but really just Christopher Walken in an understated white robe. The Spacing Guild (and for that matter WHY everyone wants spice)...is off in space, I guess, doing Space Things. And then there's Alia.

And Leto II Atreides 1.0.

Léa Seydoux, on the set of Dune: Part II (2024), was perfect as Lady Margot Fenring. No notes.

#dune spoilers #dune part two #dune part two spoilers #frank herbert's dune #dune memes #dune #movies #denis villeneuve #saint alia of the knife #dune messiah #spoilers #lisan al gaib #lea seydoux #margot fenring

[new-berry]

Frank Lampard /Jamie Redknapp

NSFW all fiction etc etc

Where does the time go

“Don’t do this.”

Jamie grins up with a face he hasn’t had for twenty five years. “I’m the same age as Mason.”

He flickers to twenty two, no lines around his eyes “Anthony?”

Shimmers. “Lewis?”

Frank scrunches his face in disgust. “That never happened.”

Jamie laughs and he’s twenty-four again. “You didn’t deny the other two.”

It’s an illusion, the hair on his chest just visible in the v of his shirt, but if Frank touched it would be smooth skin. Jamie is always ready for a photo shoot these days.

His body built to be admired, not to sprint across the pitch.

Not the eighteen year old Jamie with dirt on his knees, or twenty two year old Jamie with scars on his knees. Or twenty five year old Jamie with Frank on his knees.

This is a Harris gift. Making everything look a certain way on the outside, no matter how it actually was behind the glamour. His mother wasting away but not in front of their eyes. A deeper cut. When she died, and the spell dropped off, instant as her final breath. Grey and haggard and cold.

Her coffin had no weight.

Those are memories Frank hardly bothers with these days.

Jamie sliding to his knees, his nearly fifty year old body lacks the suppleness of youth and he winces when his knee hits the floor and pulls a cushion over to rest on.

He pulls down Frank’s boxers and they both watch as his cock gets harder from just Jamie’s breath. Frank watches like it’s a porno, the old man getting soft around the middle and some twink feigning enthusiasm.

Except the look on Jamie’s face is someone who really really wants to do this. Frank would rather have the slightly smothered out wrinkles of nearly fifty Jamie but his hands are helpless to do anything but curl around the shape of Jamie’s skull.

Jamie’s got more skill now than either of them did in their twenties. Knows exactly what Frank likes, taking him spit slick into his mouth.

Jamie can swallow nearly all of him, pushing almost to his throat, rubbing up against the warm upper palate of his mouth. One hand on the soft trembling skin of Frank’s inner thigh. A little bit of hair scratchy and thinner than it was. Lighter probably coming in grey.

Christ. Frank tips his head back and bites his lip even though there is no one to hear them.

Jamie could swallow all of it. Frank's stomach is shaking in the come down, feeling weak and hollowed out.

Frank had told Jamie with the seriousness of a twenty one year old the night before his wedding to Louise they could never do this again. They broke that pledge over and over. Jamie coming to him, always dressed in his twenty four- twenty five year old face.

“You can look like you”. Frank tells him. “I do look like me.” Jamie said back. “This is my face I’m allowed to wear it.”

Jamie can swallow all of it, but he lets some bubble out of his mouth, smeared on his lips.

The wince getting to his feet looks wrong on Jamie’s twenty four-twenty five year old face.

They never do anything else. Either on of them on their knees or leaning over on the bed.

Jamie dances away from Frank’s hand reaching for his face. “You can look like yourself.” Frank tells him. Like he does every time.

He surges up, getting the timing to grab Jamie and pull him down on the bed. He doesn’t bother to struggle. In any decade since they were children Frank has always been bigger and heavier than him.

“One time?” Frank plants his hands on the bed next to Jamie’s head. “I’ll beg if you want me to. One time can you look like you?”

Jamie shrugs. It’s still not the body Frank is used to, as the youth slowly fades away. That pops up on tv and advertising. The hair lasered away, the dip of his hips from hours in the gym.

“It’s always been me.” Jamie tells Frank. And his smile still makes Frank’s heart beat and his hands tremble.

#fic #ficlet #one day I’ll take the short ones #edit then and shove them on AO3 #the unreliable narrator is me

[seattlesellie]

just curious, what kind of music do u listen to? i just feel like u would have really good music taste 🫶🏼

naur the way i mostly have the music taste of a twink 😔 i like ariana, lana, britney etc n just 2000s pop in general but i also looove fleetwood mac & jhene aiko & frank ocean, the smiths, fiona apple, ice spice, brent faiyaz 💗💗💗💕🩷

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀 #and doja cat but she can rot .

[sepublic]

Hey, loved the Vitimir = Charlie Kelly posts you made!

It actually gave me a little idea for a TOH/Always Sunny semi-AU where, post-WaD, in-between plots to take over the Isles (that blow up in their faces), some ex-Coven Heads & other minor antagonists run a dive bar in Latissa together because hey, they gotta pay the bills somehow, right?

Anyway, I was wondering, which characters would you cast as the rest of The Gang?

I'm glad you asked, because I've had fun imagining various IASIP scenes played out by the Coven Heads, so with that in mind...

Mason is Mac for me; They're both big and strong and ready to leap into action... Except Mac is incompetent due to his own cowardice, whereas Mason isn't a coward, but he's still unlucky anyway. Mason seems the most bouncer-y to me. I'm also part of a coven head discord server, and a lot of us like to headcanon Mason and Vitimir as childhood friends, which slots just nicely with Mac and Charlie being the same, too!

Hettie Cutburn is Dee; Dee is ready to stab a bitch, they're unhinged and insane and utter girlbosses. Dee would absolutely do a brief stint as a murderous E-girl, which is basically what Hettie was going to be.

Adrian is Dennis; Utter divas, perfectionist twinks who want total control but get really unhinged looking. To bring up that coven head server again, we like to HC that Adrian and Hettie are cousins, which yet again fits nicely with Dee and Dennis being siblings... What a perfect coincidence! Adding to that, some of us like to ship Mason and Adrian (Gustholomule parallels!!!) which is like MacDennis being a thing in the show.

And Osran is Frank; Stout old men. Since I feel bad for Terra on account of her being left out amongst the loyalists, maybe she and Osran can take turns being Frank...

#the owl house #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #the owl house mason #hettie cutburn #adrian graye #the owl house osran #ask #reply #terra snapdragon

[mcrredacted]

hi im sorry ranking frank eras based on whether i want to dom him or want him to dom me

bullets frank: i would top him (but we would have equal power) but also his dreads were so gross

revenge era: unpopular opinion but i really want him to like drag a blade down my chest and kiss the blood off idk man he can hurt me and I'll thank him

bp era: stupid little twink ass loser i want to make him cry so bad

leathermøuth era: i literally need to tie him up and make him cum his brains out i will not stop untill he's so fucked out he cant formulate words holy shit i also need to slap his thighs whenever he squirms

dd era: weirdly enough i feel like he could dom really well sir please fuck me

idk what its called but like 2018/2019ish where he looked like a rich mafia boss: i need to cockwarm him in like a business meeting or some shit and he tells me if im really good he'll fuck me and im just like,,,,, his stupid little bimbo house husband and he calls me a good boy and rubs my clit while i cook dinner idfk man i am so stupid for that dumb ass white man im SORRY

.

#minors dni #f

[luwupercal]

Abnett When He Put a reference of Emps possibly being Alexander the great probably thought is was a cool thing but I can't stop thinking of Hephaestion's death and Alexander's grief of it, because if we say Emps is Alexander that shows a lot of his old personality if he did change from Molech or time. It showed that he did care once and showed real emotions. And Oll story can still make sense since Alexander is a conquer and did sometimes call himself god I think. That and Alexander actually died about 8 months later after Hephaestion's, at about 32 it puts lots of thoughts of what the Emperor was during it. Sorry for this rambling but this is just really interesting to me. I'm kinda surprise no one is talking about it. Sorry again

NO THIS IS FASCINATING THIS IS FASCINATING I HADNT HEARD OF THIS. i hadnt ever considered the emperor as alexander the great but now that youve put the idea in my brain i kind of LOVE it. thats a very good historical figure to put the emperor as having Secretly Been tbh

in fact in a brilliant moment of serendipity one of my favourite historical factoids is that apparently (APPARENTLY. do not quote me on this. alleged statements & hearsay only no sources) to transport his body for burial they laid alexander the great to rest in like a tub full of honey bc it slows down rotting since honey doesnt rot at all + lemon demon has a song called Sweet Bod about a different practice involving burying corpses in honey (this time for pseudo medicinal purposes) that ive always strongly associated w the emperors corpse and the cult built around it lololol

also do not ever apologize for sending me asks, zero worries, I love to hear peoples thoughts on warhammer even if i disagree lololol. I like to see different perspectives!! It's enrichment to me. like a zoo animal given a hollowed out pumpkin full of hamburger

a lot of times im like ehhh... about the whole "emperor having had compassion once" thing but i do think him having been Alexander the great is actually really good for this. as far as I know this dude (which isnt very to be frank!) he was a guykissing boyking mass conqueror who was a historical figure when julius caesar was alive who died of twink death which ticks a lot of boxes for my thoughts on what the emperor couldve theoretically been while young (super long time ago, still a conqueror, immature in a way that makes a lot of sense with the ways the emperor remained immature to his sorta-death) with the bonus of making him a menliker 360 which as a fellow menliker series x i approve of very heartily. this might be how it works for me.

AND the whole hephaestion thing u say is SO FUN AND INTERESTING as a characterization thing... forget shipping the emperor with malcador or whatever the one person he considered his soulmate died before oily josh was a twinkle in marys grandmothers eye. which is i think so fucking true and real to him. + the like rage of being nearly allpowerful but you still cant bring back the person you loved most who died young slots really well into the emperor i think it gives him an achillean flair just a little bit of. you know when dads casually drop Lore about their life and its the most deranged shit youve heard in your life and hes just made it such a normal part of his life he never really thought to bring up his Backstory. i feel like this is the vibe by 30k. im imagining the custodes furiously sharing memes in their custodes only discord server about every completely bananas Emperor Lore Drop

the questions im mostly bubbling with rn about all of this are stuff like. at what points the historical record was lied to. like in 40ks version of history was alexander the great adopted or did the emperor do a kill and replace w the original alexander (Erebus/Marneus Calgar style) or was the backstory completely different and if so, what were the historical ramifications...... i obviously dk a lot about alexander the great but I just Think it Works™️. It Works Great

thank u Very much for the ask this is cool as hell to think about o7

#lolipop1920 #ask #headcanons

[official-koolaid-man-cum-sock]

i am like. 95% lesbian but theres like this really small subset of transmasc coded twinks who vaguely look like rodents (billy loomis, gerard way, frank iero) that make me go AWOOGA AWOOGA *air horn noise* and i dont really know what the deal is with that

#lesbian

[judeiscariot]

ok after going through your entire the narrative tag, listening to all of stomachaches in full, revisiting parts of the script i loved and sitting and reflecting on it all for a few minutes i can fully say that i think frank iero suffered more than jesus in 2007 and also i will never come back from the war. just felt like putting that out there

YEAH THIS IS WHAT WE’RE ALWAYS SAYING. that twink went through more than christ on the cross and i’ll be in the trenches forever i really mean that

#IM SOO GLAD YOU LIKED IT ETHAN ILY <3333 #answered #the narrative

[licncourt]

Hey, hope you are doing good! I love your blog and all your answers to these questions so much!!

I wanted to talk about how there is (almost) no lesbian relationships in the books, and wanted to ask you what do you think about that? Considering "all vampires turn bisexual once they become vampires" (which, I agree with you, feels a little wrong), there should be lots of wlw relationships but the only ones I can think of are Eudoxia and Zenobia who are described as lovers, and Rose’s guardians Aunt Julie and Aunt Marge which reads to me as lesbian parenting but it’s not explicitly said (I could be wrong about that, forgive me if I am). I know some people like to imagine Gabrielle and Jesse as a couple but it’s just headcannon. It’s a waste of good potential romances in my opinion because some characters would be SO GREAT in lesbian relationships, especially Akasha (the official man hater) and Gabrielle. I think a big part of that has to do with AR seeing mlm relationships as sexy and exciting but seeing no point in writing wlw relationships, which is super sad.

Thank you so much!! Hot girl from my notes!!

This is something I haven't talked about much but I've definitely thought about as a lesbian fan of VC. Like you said, if all vampires are "bisexual", there should be just as many relationships between women as between men. Eudoxia and Zenobia are the only canon example I can think of and honestly I hardly remember them. They certainly weren't real, actual characters.

I think this is largely an extension of AR's overall disinterest in female characters, one that grows even more obvious as the series progresses. (I'd say Claudia is the primary exception, though she isn't entirely.) That's another can of worms, but it really is the groundwork for this issue. I think the place this intersects most clearly is in Gabrielle.

The fandom jokes about AR being so misogynistic that she created a super cool butch (or transmasc, I just personally read her as butch) character aren't really an exaggeration. Gabrielle's masculinity is clearly meant to be read as a flaw and a disparaging "not like other girls" and that really says a lot about AR's feelings towards GNC women in general. Her shorthand for "bad woman" is a masculine woman (one of the only times she's really praised in the narrative is when she performs femininity, like at the end of Blood Communion).

There's so little representation for truly masculine women in media, and while it's wonderful to feel that connection to Gabrielle as a lesbian-coded character, the truth is she isn't really. Not intentionally. It's just another instance of fans improving upon canon by applying their own readings. She's just the exception that proves the rule.

Akasha is another great example, but she really reads more like an anti-feminist strawman than a real, well-rounded character. Again, it can be easy to want to cheer her on and enjoy the female power fantasy she creates, but like Gabrielle, she's another "bad woman" who AR made powerful to disparage. Her strength isn't a compliment and she isn't given the courtesy of any real complexity.

Besides AR's clear dislike for GNC/non-traditional women, there's the flip side which is the fetishization of gay male relationships. This isn't a new phenomenon to most people who have any experience with fandom, but it's a very common issue in media. If anything, I would say AR was one of the first authors to really establish this type of straight female gaze for gay men in literature.

To be quite frank, the repetition of the young, white twink in a relationship other young, white twinks has fetishization written all over it. The way they're described and the incredibly lopsided favoring of this kind of relationship in the absence of much else (besides pedo shit still involving at least one white twink and exoticized POC) is very uncomfortable, even more so alongside the absence of good female characters and the extreme sanitation of gay relationships.

The fujoshi craze isn't quite as pronounced as it once was, but the crafting of a specific type of male character in a heavily emphasized yet deeply idealized same-sex relationship that's attractive to a straight female author isn't new. It also hasn't stopped since then. In my opinion, it's the inverse of the straight male obsession with lesbian porn despite dehumanizing actual lesbians and disliking gay men.

As far as we know, AR was a straight woman and she was writing the ideal of what she wanted to see. It's obvious in her writing (and her own words) that she didn't think highly of other woman and thus she had no interest in writing them well. On top of that, lesbian relationships didn't cater to her personal fantasies (and tbh, neither did genuine gay relationships, just fetishistic, curated ones that are basically proto-yaoi).

In a perfect world, VC could be something really special. The biases of the author make it the opposite. There are huge holes in representation and what is there isn't there for the right reasons. It's not surprising that there isn't any real rep for lesbian and bisexual women, but it's disappointing nonetheless. Even more so because women are so used to relating to male characters and stories without representation that she could get away with it. This goes double for wlw who are extremely adept at that while also well-practiced at accepting not-great rep of gay men as our own because it's usually the best there is.

I guess this is just another stick in the pile of missed opportunities and offensive implications in VC.

#thank you for asking this! #it's such a big thing that i can't believe i haven't talked about it before #it's hot and i'm drunk and running on three hours of sleep forgive me if this is nonsensical #answered #vc

[longeyelashedtragedy]

My personal favorite Franko era (after the sad twink with curtain hair days) is 2014 probably. Just google it. Just look. https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=561395159&sxsrf=AB5stBi4B9JHaNEACfmua33mZGl6xSqO9g:1693422336876&q=frank+lampard+2014&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiBjuDmiYWBAxWkh_0HHSv1Dm4Q0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=1280&bih=642&dpr=1.5#imgrc=JOF9uGrPT6V9MM

ohhhh, i thank you for doing this good work and bringing this to my attention 👀 that is a Look. like...sad with slightly rumpled sex hair? that's a concept.

side note: it's kind of fortunate that this guy spent most of his career at clubs with blue home kits, because it looks really good with his hair/eyes

#anonymous #answered #long eyelashed tragedy #omg look away everyone

[rdiowx]

pretty sure there most chivalrous things Frank could do

open doors for bf

take the dogs to the vet

clean and make food

do the laundry

lmao i lied he’s a housewife twink i love him

def malewife material

Idk if he seems like he can cook though

Its either dont let him cook he’ll burn the house down or

He makes pretty good food

Up to you really

Definitely opens doors for you, its become a little bit of a habit at this point

Ur going to the store? He’ll probably try to push a pull door at first but he tries

Gets a little mad at automatic doors im gonna be honest

You had to teach him how to use the laundry machine correctly but he doesnt mind doing the laundry.

He’ll do the dishes too if you hate doing them (i do idk about yall, food under my nails haunts me)

Along with taking the dogs to the vet, he loves your guys dogs he wants them to be healthy

I guess the only real chore is taking a shower

#mcr x reader #frank iero x reader