#freshavocado

[ponds-of-ink]

Scraptrap in a Silly Goofy Mood 🥑 (Joke audio)

For some reason, I feel the urge to apologize to @funtimespringscare101, who may or may not realize one part of a different joke was going to end up like this. Not sure why, but I’m following that instinct.

(Post edit: Nope. Springscare was actually looking forward to this. My instincts done tricked me. Therefore: Apology rescinded, but tag kept. I apologize for my apology.)

Anyway, here’s the audio:

Not my best work, voice accuracy/production-wise, but I’m still happy with it. And yes, I actually cracked up while trying to record Scraptrap lol.

#scraptrap #michael afton #joke audio #fnaf memes #pitch shifted voice impressions #freshavocado

[sharayahharbridge]

I smell like beef this valentines

Get as a print on Redbubble

#valentines #valentines day #illustration #vine #vines #rip vine #illustrator #drawing #artists on tumblr #i miss vine #hi welcome to chilis #country boy i love you #and they were roommates #freshavocado #what are those #i smell like beef

[town-darling]

confused on whether this is leaning into the joke or just. how a company would market this

#vine #freshavocado #dead meme

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

INTRO BECAUSE I HAVENT DONE ONE

(Also pls sign petition to save shadow and bone!! Link)

[please please please send me asks I love interacting with y’all I’m really sorry if I don’t answer right away but I love you for being here and I love you in general ok ask away]

Name: Andi (you can call me ands as nickname)

Pronouns: they/them (maybe he/him??? Idk I won’t get mad if you use he/him I think)

Sexuality: something like omniromantic quoiromantic aegeosexual demiromantic aroflux asexual but probably aromantic (still figuring things out)

Age: 16 (don’t be creepy, I will block you)

Personality type: INFP-T

Fav color: probably like black, green, and purple

Godly parent: Apollo

Hogwarts house: slytherin (technically ravenclaw but that test can go fuck itself)

Grisha order: Fabriktor (I’m a Durast)

Nationality: Italian (don’t live in Italy tho)

Languages: Italian and English fluently, learning French and I’m pretty good at it, can sorta understand Spanish, not really German but kinda, like a song and a sentence in Japanese, one Latin song and an exorcism (I had a supernatural phase ok), the Ancient Greek alphabet (percy Jackson phase), a few words of Luxembourgish, did a bit of Indonesian and Chinese when I was in first grade so I know a few words there, and that’s about it

Fandoms: lots of musicals (mostly Phantom), grishaverse, Riordanverse, good omens, sandman tv show, our flag means death, the owl house, neon genesis evangelion, Harry Potter (but I do not support jk Rowling, I just like the marauders), Superwholock, keeper of the lost cities, others that I’m probably forgetting

Music taste: musicals, random shit idk mostly musicals

Side blogs: @freshavocado-croissants, @thechroniclesofdepression, @inej-ghafa-appreciation-posts

AO3: def_not_kaz_brekker

(I’m also writing a Hazbin hotel fanfic there sooo: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54764482/chapters/138800494#workskin )

Pinterest account: https://pin.it/22TYpze

If you see me reblog something I will probably have added a comment in the tags so if you read those it’ll add to the Andi ™️ experience. (Idk just an fyi)

DNI pedophiles, anti-feminists, pro-Israel, homophobes, transphobes, ace/arophobes, biphobes, ableists, and just people who hate people for existing. That’s really shitty of you can you can go fuck yourself.

#intro post #introduction #def-not-kaz-brekker #<-idk about that tag I just like tagging shit #queer #trans #nonbinary #aroace #asexual #aromantic spectrum #autism (undiagnosed tho) #fandoms

[oobbbear]

freshavocado

#bearz rambling tag

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Slender pulls a "Freshavocado" or an "Oh my God they were roommates" and Tim chokes on his coffee, EJ trips up downstairs (having heard it bc Super Hearing) and Jeff is on the floor dying from laughing so hard

I fully stan and support Slender evolving and trying to get better about using meme language, simply because of how hilarious it is

[panda-of-the-trash]

gimme some vines to draw/nf

Hi welcome to chilis

I heard you were talking shit about me

Wouldn´t you like to know weatherboy

I love you bitch, never gonna stop loving you bitch

Stop I could´ve dropped my croissant

Hey i´m a lesbian I thought you were american

Huriance katrina more like huricane tortilla

What the fuck is up kyle

How´s it feels to be the worst cop ever. Shut up your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos. You fucking take that back

And they were roommates (of course)

Is there anything better than puss, yes a really good book

Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does

2 bros coiling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they´re not gay (I love you anthony)

We all die you either kill yourself or get killed *funky dance* what you gonna do

Hi i´m Derek welcome to pizza hut, lemme guess pizza *faints*

Freshavocado

I thought you were bae, turns out you´re just fem. BRUH

SAIL OOO *breaks piano with foot*

This one´s to end racism *misses basketball hoop*

Back at it again with crispy kreme

Why are you running? Why are you running?

Hey you okay? Yeah just lately I haven´t been able to think straight (balls, tow guys holding hands, but, wiener)

I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

You cannt sit with us. Actually meghan I can´t sit anywhere I have ✨️hemorhoids✨️

That was legitness, yeah it was

*yeets frisbee into oncoming traffic* what the fuck richard

Fuck off Janet, i´m not going to your fucking baby shower

Yeah go ahead and pull it through *cat tugs cord through cabinet hole* thanks bud

Did you wash the dishes? I thought you wanted to do them. HmHmHm you were wrong

A potato flew around my room before you AAAAAAAA *wild screaming as potato on flies on ceiling fan*

Look dad it´d the good cush. This is the dollar store how good can it be

Well when life gives you lemons

*kid wiping baby powder all over himself* go away GO AWAY

*man dances with squeaky chicken toy and carbord sing that says love* love yourself accept yourself

Hi i´m ranasha bliss and i´m your freestyle dance teacher *freestyle*

Ah fuck, I cant´ believe you done this

There´s more but my head it not working

If anyone has more to add go on lmao

#anya babbles #ita #EAT UP

[unbeleevable]

*in priest voice*

I bless you in the name of the name of the freshavocado, road work ahead, and "is that a weed?!".

AND AND AND HURRICANE TORTILLA!!!

I'M CRYING WJSHHS

*ascends*

[the-cheese-slut]

The seven (plus’s Nico and Grover) as vines:

Leo: got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday. Now I that ~Adderall~

Jason: hER SISTER WAS A WITCH

Percy: The sand guardian guardian of the sand

Grover: It’s vinegar, pussy-

Annabeth: because according to the encyclopedia of thptkthpstph

Nico: Welcome back to me screaming

Hazel: FRESHAVOCADO

Frank: When life gives you lemons

Piper: I GOT TWO FREE TACOS

#percy jackson #Vines

[thataltfan]

freshavocado

“Stop.”

[johann159]

[thechroniclesofdepression]

Intro

Andi they/them/theirs also maybe but idk he/him/his

Main blog @def-not-kaz-brekker and other sideblog @freshavocado-croissants

Omniromantic demiromantic quoiromantic asexual aegeosexual aroflux transmasc non-binary (I like labels ok)

Undiagnosed autism and adhd + a lovely side of bpd, depression and anxiety.

I really like fandoms and I’m a feminist

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

just so you know, Free Shavacadoo is still out there

#vines #god i miss vine #vine

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Man, that fre sha voca really do, huh?

#vine #fre sha voca do #freshavocado

[backtotheground]

A wholeee bunch of Vine quotes

#phone wallpapers #phone background #phone backgrounds #wallpapers #backgrounds #lockscreens #wallpaper #background #vines #vine #freshavocado

[theantiinflammationstation]

Avocados, the glorious green fruits from Mexico, are so delicious. But do you know about their history, botanical info, and their nutritional properties? Read all about them on my first proper blog post! Check out my site on my profile and hit the Blog tab to find out some interesting things you may not have known about Avocados!

#avocados #avocadotree #avocadoplant #guacamole #slicedavocados #avocato #freshavocado #anti-inflammatory #anti-inflammatory diet #antiinflammatorydiet #arthritis #arthritissucks #arthriticpain #inflammatory #inflammation #theantiinflammationstation #healthy #healthy snacks #nutritional #nutritious #nutrition #blog #blogging #blogger #guac