#fuck elias bouchard

[kathasartblock]

#fuck elias bouchard #i hate it here #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #magnus archives #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #tma podcast #horror podcast #cursed image #the magnus pod #the magnus universe #Elias Bouchard is the worst #elias bouchard sucks #brutal pipe murder #the fagnus archives #tma #tma posting #kathasotherthings

[ihaveanaversiontodecisions]

Elias Bouchard has nothing on me. he projects my worst traumas and insecurities into my head as a power play, but i just look at him with a straight face before following his example and bashing his skull in with a metal pipe.

😏🧐👁: "you're tied to this place. if i die, you die"

wanna bet creepy, undead eye twink? I'd just pledge my allegiance to the eye like I never do to the American flag and sacrifice his fear to the eye via more sounds of brutal pipe murder recorded on a tape recorder.

and sure, maybe I'd die but the satisfaction of beating a dickhead rich boy eldrich horror twink in a suit to death with a metal pipe would be well worth it.

... I do fear he served cunt though

#tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #i hate elias bouchard #jonah magnus #who gave elias the right to be so cunty #i hate him #so so much #fuck elias bouchard #ceaseless watcher #tma spoilers

[thegaynessarchives]

Watched an animatic of MAG 118 and wrote a song titled "I Want to Punch Elias Bouchard"

I Want to Punch Elias Bouchard

I want to punch Elias Bouchard

I would like to hit him very hard

In the face, the gut, especially in the nards

Cuz you don’t deserve to reproduce, you get no bitches anyway

Elias fucking lying ass bitch

Stupid motherfucking rat snitch

Dumb ass fucker goddamn shithead

Holy fuck I wish you were dead

Bouchard more like Doucheshard

You make absolutely no one’s dick hard

Apologies for the deception

But I want to smash your fucking face in

(In…INNNNNN!)

I want to kick Elias’s ass

Teach an Elias ass-kicking class

And I won’t cease my rampage until he’s facedown in the grass

Just the fact that he’s alive, makes me ashamed of being gay

#tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma memes #the magnus institute #elias bouchard #fuck elias bouchard #I hate elias so much istg I will actually invert his skull #no one hurts my sweet sunshine baby boy martin #that man is twice my age but I feel such a strong parental instinct toward him istg #you hurt him I hurt you #tma funny #tma meme #tma shitpost #martin blackwood #tma song #tma fandom #tma posting

[not-the-archivist]

"I could fix him" "I could make him worse" "I could love him as he is" Well I could kill him

#this post is about elias bouchard and elias bouchard ONLY #tma #the magnus archives #fuck elias bouchard #ik hes technically jonah magnus but that does not lessen the hate I feel toward him #fuck jonah magnus #elias bouchard #elias bouchard can suck my dick #jonah magnus

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #gerry keay #jon sims #elias bouchard #on an unrelated note #i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears #the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote #plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded #not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything #(this is exactly what im saying) #the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’ #not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff

[bluevelvt]

i think elias bouchard in TMAGP should be gwen’s cool uncle who just smokes weed and drinks margaritas with little umbrellas because that’s what the original elias would have done if jonah magnus hadn’t body snatched him

#elias bouchard #gwen bouchard #tmagp #tma #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #LISTEN IM RIGHT #AND IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY #og elias bouchard

[thatmoththoth]

Happy [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] day and “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN” Friday to all those who celebrate.

Have a morsel

#tma #the mechs #the magnus archives #the mechanisms #fuck you and fuck your train friday #[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] #jurgen leitner #Thor tbi #elias bouchard #brutal pipe murder #shitpost #shit post

[the-magnus-protocol]

Art masterpost

#no putting images next to eachother we make the post long as fuck like MEN #corrodedparadox is my main I SWEAR I’m not stealing this !!!! #tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #magpod #the magnus archive fanart #digital art #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma fanart #Martin Blackwood #tim stoker #elias bouchard #michael distortion #my art

[geodebiome]

its too horrible for words

#tma #the magnus archives #mag 92 #mag 160 #joke #its not a joke to me bro its so fucking serious #jon sims #jon archivist #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #jonelias #but only if youre insane liek me and perhaps been in pain like me

[aziuuu]

SEASON 1!!!!

Omw to destroy them woooooo

#tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma jon #tma martin #tma sasha #tma tim #tma elias #jonathan sims #the archivist #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #elias bouchard #elias that fucking bitch bouchard #chat is tim sexy enough?????? #rip sasha I designed you to throw you away :(

[pisscentral]

.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #digital art #elias bouchard #art #why #pookie #i fucking hate this #im sorry #im so fucking sorry #why is this the first elias fanart i decide to post

[spiral-man]

BY GOD! ITS ELIAS BOUCHARD WITH THE METAL PIPE-

BONK!

BONK!

BONK!

(Season’s greetings everyone <3 unfortunate way for that old man to die but at least he’s dead <3)

#brutal pipe murder #mag 80 #the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot mother fucker jurgen leitner #fucked up books #jonah magnus #the magnus protocol #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #? #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

[masao-micchi]

jonah “the most homophobic gay man” magnus 

aksdjlkds was working on a holiday commission for an irl friend and i could not resist aksjaskd i sped did this one so this is officially my last drawing of 2022 

#the magnus archives #tma #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #jarchivist #magpod #magnus archives #fucking bastard #i hate him so much but im also absolutely obsessed with him #if evil why his voice so hot

[valiantsilver]

was scrolling through my drafts and realised this unfinished shitpost is infinitely funnier as it is

#JON IM SO SORRY I LOVE YOU BUT THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO SEE #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #jonah magnus

[not-the-archivist]

have you ever met someone who is just the PEAK of "gay rights for me but not for thee" in the worst way possible?

#this is about elias bouchard and elias bouchard ONLY #tma #the magnus archives #fuck elias bouchard #elias bouchard #elias bouchard can suck my dick #magnus archives

[zhuzhee]

baby girl its pipe time!!

#tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #well. post jurgen leitner #elias fucking sprinted when he saw leitner. probably had ten minor heart attacks along the way and smacked that librarian down fr #my art #AND CONTENT WARNINGS WAIT #cw death #cw violence #cw murder #the magnus archives fanart #mag80