#fuck him and his stupid suit

[sarcasmo-mexicano]

They are both bad, on their own way

A meme re-draw ft. @theevoh12 Spidersona

"Que onda con tu vato?" - "Whats wrong with your dude?"

"Que onda con el tuyo?" - "Whats wrong with yours?"

Alt. Version

#spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spidersona #miguel o'hara #the spot #miguel x spidersona #miguel x oc #the spot x spidersona #the spot x oc #this is the first time i draw miguel #fuck him and his stupid suit #and remember if you are blocked draw a dumb meme #this was fun to do #my art #reyes

[claudethecrabdemoness]

So I did It

I made a Fusion

And he's ✨magnificent✨

#ohhgod #why am I so attracted to this?? #what is it about cheek and jaw bones that make me go absolutely feral??? #cis men are a scam #anyway #have a televangelist tv man #now there’s a guy I’d join a cult for #vox hazbin hotel #televangelist vox #hazbin hotel #vox #human vox #1950s #redesign #character design #joel osteen #regardless of the curses i am pretty proud of this one #i wanted to keep his head more square like his screen #and his hair is…….. full of choices #the v in his widow’s peak being one of them #and of course I wanted to make him sharklike #I think I achieved it #the tim burton really popped out w this one #what a man #what a mighty strange man #stop looking at me like that vox or im gonna have to fuck you #there's a damn good reason he won that sexiest man poll #and im looking at it rn #stupid sexy vox #with his suits and his voice and his smile and his slutty slutty waist-

[warpolomewdarkmatter]

cumbersome and heavy body

#warp darkmatter #buzz lightyear of star command #hi everyone can we talk about warp ive been dying to talk about warp #like... thinking about how hes canonically disabled. he is missing a hand!!! that is so important to me and i think about it a lot #yes hes all that primadonna girl bubblegum bitch electra heart etc . but also he is an amputee! and that makes him so interesting to me.. #i love to think about how a guy like warp deals with the missing of a hand both in the lost-it-during-tab and lost-it-in-the-past scenarios #like how much time it took him to adjust or how he went through physiotherapy with gritted teeth. THINK ABOUT IT! #he loves to put up fronts and be that suave arrogant kinda guy but also has chronic pain and takes off his stupid hand first chance he gets #so its interesting to consider eg how much itd take him to admit that his bitchin hand is also stupid and heavy and he gets tired... #not to romanticise disability btw it just gives him delicious dimension and . you know!!!! #i wish it was explored more in the fandom lol i know it gets swept under the rug bc of scifi perfect bionic cyborg limbs fantasy #but i want more content of warp sans his hand... just doing mundane shit... living his life... representation..! #and not like 'warp lives and sleeps with his prostetic and it feels natural to him ^_^' dont erase his disability!!!!!!! #drawpost #origpost #also his suit is fucked in this art LOL my pipeline for this piece was horrid. dont ask me about my layers im deeply ashamed.

[frnkiebby]

what's your favorite Frank outfit

This might be a stupid one idk bc cut off denim shorts are ??? but the one with the black cut off denim shorts with that misfits patch that he sewed on FOREVER ago and the black tshirt and the stupid bandana tied off below the knee.

honorable mention to frank in a suit

this one:

#guys seriously the asks are making my day #ilysm #there are too many faves to choose from #almost every frimage in my album bc i think id like frank in whatever he wears #don’t get me wrong #he looks fuckin ridiculous in some of the outfits we’ve seen on him #but yea the stupid cutoff denim jeans and bandana combo bc his fucking legs and tattoos #and frank in a suit bc fuck all if he doesn’t clean up nice #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #ilhsm

[running-in-the-dark]

it's so funny when I rewatch a show but with a new/different/additional crush. like I'm rewatching the librarians with my partner right now and it just feels soo different lol

#anyway. Jenkins 😍 #on a completely unrelated note... #I need to learn more about pocket squares and ties. #because it's already driving me insane when they don't go together on night court but it's much worse on the librarians where I can actually #like. see stuff lol #I don't mean 'oh no the colour isn't an exact match'. more like 'these patterns and/or colours look fucking bad together' #but maybe there's like. reasons for that. rules that my silly little brain isn't smart enough to figure out #because all I'm basing that on is. my eyes and my opinion lol #anyway he's so baby. 🥰 and I definitely like him better now. very very huggable. #he takes that suit jacket off and I'm like 🥵 #man I feel so weird about this :') but I must talk about it anyway or I will never get over that :) #like it just feels like. ohh this is weird I'm not supposed to think he's hot because he's old 😬 but he just. is 🤷 #anyway touching his ears would fix me man it totally would #*with my mouth also. but whatever it's cool I'm not thinking about that #no haha why would I be thinking about it that :) #or when he sits on that table sometimes and I totally don't think about how I absolutely need to sit in his lap :) #haha noo I'm not thinking about fucking him at all who even brought that up #anyway i am very tired & have already taken my sleep meds so I am extra stupid rn :) and the dumb thoughts just keep coming out

[moongothic]

Absolute hate how all Oda has to do is make one (1) fictional man with pretty hair to give me raging gender envy

Like this was so unnecessary and cruel, towards me specifically

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Think I'm just annoyed because One Piece doesn't really have very Gender characters **for me** specifically #'Cause most of the characters are either built like shit brick houses or have horrendous fashion senses #Which also applies to King. He is a Fucking Unit and his gimp suit looks horrendous #But you take off his stupid mask and let his pretty hair out and oh no he looks like he looks like a metalhead oh no that's kinda gender #(Like at most there was Sanji Sometimes because he's sufficiently twinkish and I like some of his suits.) #(And look I love him and his stupid self-loathing self-sacrificing ass but also I need to smack the shit out of Sanji and throw him in jail #(Do not let me get started on Hawkins very specifically in his fight against Killer because jesus christ) #(Toei did not have to go that hard on making Hawkins' hair look THAT FUCKING GOOD in that fight) (Dying of jealousy) #(I just want to have pretty long hair (but in a masc way) is that too much for me to ask) #((Feeling down and desperately need some serotonin so I picked up Wano again. Been a while 'cause I was so frustrated with the pacing))

[the-knife-consumer]

One thing I really like is the idea that springbonnie hates William just as much as William has (probably) grown to hate it.

#i say probably because book william is off his fucking rocker. obviously the game one is too but the book one is actually so #uncomfortable to read. dont like him. but anyway say probably because book creep enjoyed being a rotting corpse in a rabbit suit #but game william. lol get tortured stupid. #my ver of the animatronics have?? weird pseudo free will??? like they know they are not real animals and that theyre only #here to entertain kids. but they ARENT aware that there are multiples of them #or at least they shouldnt be. see glamfred endo existential crisis. #and when on stage they arent really 'awake' just going on script and not thinking at all. #and even though they can think whatever they want they cant do anything against programming. or they shouldnt be able to at least #that is for the older ones. glamrocks have full complexity of human brains pretty much. #but anyway. something something your prison hates you just as much as you hate it. you are trapped with it and its equally trapped with you #it cant do much because youre taking up too much space inside of it. but it knows your there. and every chance it gets #it will do anything in its power to hurt you and get its body back. idk william parasite on his creation moment #it is not human like you. it doesnt process things like you. hate will not fade into acceptance it will always want you OUT

[ihateyouvulpesinculta]

do they people know i knocked vulpes block off (shot him in the face with a shitty .357 mag) my first playthrough i was not a vulpes lover when i first met him

it’s actually not that hard to kill all the legionaries at nipton if you walk backwards while they all follow you in a straight line and you just don’t stop shooting

i was like fuck this guy !!!! now i’m like fuck this guy

#and still a lil fuck that guy he sucks i know #now i keep him alive so i can see his stupid suit on the strip #fnv #fallout #fallout new vegas #vulpes inculta

[thatgirlonstage]

Yeah yeah “show don’t tell” get mis-explained and misinterpreted as writing advice a lot and yeah sometimes you SHOULD be telling the reader things however I am unwilling to discard this particular phrase given the number of stories I have encountered that make me want to slap the author across the face with it

#tal reads #this post brought to you by my current audiobook #telling me. REPEATEDLY. in conversation and internal narration #that the mc is this incredible rebel who never follows the rules and who everyone knows likes to live on the edge man #meanwhile in terms of his actual ACTIONS in the story #the most exciting thing this man has done is buy a coffee shop without his family’s approval #(there’s a LITTLE more weight behind this than I’m making it sound bc his family is politically important. but not much.) #there’s this whole conversation he has with one guy #to whom the mc mentions his family wanted him to take religious orders #and the next like. ten lines of dialogue #are all just the guy repeating how UTTERLY UNBELIEVABLE this is and how NO ONE is less suited to that than the mc #and I’m just sitting there like. this guy is neither a serial killer nor afaik a political atheist so like calm the fuck down perhaps #it’s not a bad book overall!!! #but the reputation the author wanted her mc to have is HILARIOUSLY out of step with the character she actually wanted to write him being #if it was all internal narration I might call it a brilliant bit of unreliable narrator of the self-aggrandizing flavor #and take it as an artistic choice #but it’s clear other people think of the mc how he thinks of himself #just with…zero justification in the actual story lmao #every time he gets close to actually doing something seriously risky he’s like ‘but I’m not stupid so I didn’t’ #me: WHY DO YOU HAVE A REPUTATION FOR DOING STUPIDLY RISKY THINGS THEN??? #anyway if you have to TELL your audience what kind of person your character is #rather than letting their actions speak for themselves #then it’s time to reassess if that character actually is the kind of person you’re describing

[iron-cutting-meteor-sword]

you know, I miss when the gang would try to kill each other and it wasn’t played as like a super sad angsty thing but instead was like looney tunes violence where they’re trying to kill each other for being mildly annoying or for some silly plot reason and just constantly one-upping each other in hilarious ways. Shit where neither of these guys are trying to kill each other w guns or swords or anything like that but instead choosing the funniest most contrived methods possible to try and get the other

#lupin iii #samurai sharkie speaks #missing those part 1 interactions where these guys would be buddies one episode and then just happily try and kill each other for no reason #violence like when Lupin stole those scrolls and taunted Goemon but Goemon had switched out the real scrolls and gave Lupin fuckin dynamite #Fujiko just causally trying to kill Lupin as if she won’t team up w him whenever it suits her #Jigen just being on board w duels to the death and genuinely just going for it #Zenigata just showing up with a stupid contrived fucking machine made to blow Lupin to kingdom come #Goemon trying to kill everyone simply bc they don’t pass his vibe check #they’re all awful people but it doesn’t have to be played for angst when they’re all so damn funny abt it #to be clear I’m not against angst but ppl seem to think that’s the only way to portray it

[chewwytwee]

I hope he kills himself next

#.txt #this isn’t even the election suit OR the suit in Georgia #he’s so covered in litigation right now and he’s so fucking stupid that he’s going to lose all of them TERRIBLY #not to mention his lawyers aren’t even good because he can’t get good lawyers to work with him #even like conservative powerhouse law firms refuse to work with him #he literally is stuck with the bottom of the barrel #there’s a leaked group text where one of trumps close advisors called them the Star Wars cantina LMAO #them being the dogshit lawyers trump is trapped with #go watch legal Eagle that’s where I’m getting all this from #pog YouTube channel

[nyaskitten]

unpopular opinion: I hate the new Dragon's Rising ninja minifigures

#ninjago #it's just #man idk #the top piece of the hood feels blank w/o the bandana #I hate that the lower scarf mask thingy is smooth with no wrinkles #and GOD don't get me started on the colors #hot take nya in red and blue in gray is the ugliest fucking combo ever #and I hate how Cole's top part is orange but his sleeves are also black like what? #and WHY ARE THEIR EYES SO SPACED OUT WHAT IS GOING ONN #AND WHY DID THEY HAAAVE TO REUSE THE SAME STUPID FUCKING LEGACY WU FACE? #AND THE CORE SUIT? SERIOUSLY??? CORE WU??? FOR DRAGONS RISING?? BRO THATS SUCH A LAME CHOICE THEY COULDVE #SPICED HIM UP IN LITERALLY ANY WAY IMAGINABLE !!! #ninjago dragons rising

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

#artemis fowl #him in his little suit just hustling the neighbours #it's mostly just Butler and all the staff he forced to buy Artemis's shitty lemonade #He insisted on making the lemonade himself #only the finest Sicily lemons went into it #Artemis deciding the recipe is stupid and putting it all (including whole lemons) into the blender is much more efficient #it's bitter as fuck

[slugandthorn]

Annoyed in a very normal way that his portrait from school is the same length as his hair during the game. Don't worry about what's in the tags I'm sure it's a normal amount of text.

#.txt #BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING ELSE. The long hair is clearly better. i am happy to have the original image over my stupid phone edit. #im fact checking something kn the wiki and apparebtly in the manga he has a turtle neck instead of a dress shirt. gagging #i feel insane for this i cant find an answer. when he killed kens mom he was a freshman it was two years before the beginning if the game. #like. MAYBE he finishes that year. he didnt attend a second year right??? #so assuming he actually gets to live. and he goes back to school. hed have to restart there. and at the point junpei and the bunch would #be his upperclassmen and THERES NO WAY he would be able to deal with that. hes getting his japanese equivalent GED. #that was actually a side tangent because. well. anyway. #the MAIN point of the post: how only knowing characters from fiction AFTER a life changing event that has probably caused #a major personality shift and seeing that in his character design. #i feel like this applies. to a lot of my guys. but i feel like its also exacerbated in this case because akihiko and mitsuru knew him before #and we have no idea who that person was HES NOT IN THE FUCKING FLASH BACK AUURGHH. MAKE THE SPRITE. #this is sickening for shinji. given how sweet he is. whilst slowly killing himself. theyre so funny for that. #also design nitpicking. the pale skin obviously. also a controversial thing. i do like him having darker hair in p3d. #even if it was probably done to distinguish him from akechi. light brown hair doesnt suit him as well. imo. the only guy who thinks about it #p3d bias because they gave us the canonical beach outfit we never got and i just want him to have more outfits so bad. #im sorry im not a peacoat fan. ill allow the heels. #CAN I SAY HOW MAD I AM HIS FUNERAL PICTURE IS HIS FUCKING SPRITE. AND NOT LIKE AN ACTUAL SCHOOL PICTURE. JUST GIVE. AN ARTIST A DAY TO EDIT #im watching the funeral now <3 mistake. #insane the school held a funeral for a student who hadnt attended in almost two years. #top ten junpei moments though. #WHY ARE THEY AT SCHOOL THERES NO WAY THEY SLEPT. #mitsuru misses her fucking FRIENDD 😭 #i wont be addressing All That Shit the akihiko goes through. know it also makes me 🛀 #alright. repressed emotions expressed. back to doing stuff.

[smarshley]

#stanley.txt #i cant stand kristoph gavin i want to punch his face in every time i see him #i cant stand this ugly fuck and his stupid fucking suit and ugly ass glasses #i want to throw him into a dumpster

[thedevotionaltour]

love that other people also think matt's shit absolute first night out just a hoodie jeans and thin a scrap of fabric hanging on for dear life with his whole face exposed was one of his better outfits in the show. that it was better than his normal season one costume.

#do i care about or like this show No do i still have opinions on it i will share anyways Yes #static.soundz #i will forever have opinions bc of the stupid what was his best show fit poll that went around a few months ago that didnt actually have #his best outfits. and also the worst ones WON. IM STILL MAD. TASTELESS. #HIS BEST LOOKS WERE COLLEGE DRUNK NIGHT OUT AND BABY'S FIRST PATROL. I DONT CARE. #of the fits i remember from this poll btw him in his coat over his suit should have won. but no. everyone went for something STUPID AND BAD. #AND NO I CANT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. I JUST REMEMBERED IT WAS LAME AS FUCK THAT IT WON.