#fuck red delicious

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thanks buddy

#i blinked and then this was on my tablet #the eyes are supposed to be like... shadows i think i fucked that up but whatever!!! whatever #he frew up.... #its paint i think.... #scribble salad #welcome home #wally darling #tw eyestrain #bc it certainly strains My eyes!!! #no seriously i think coloring this burned my retinas #the red is so deliciously Violent....

[the1trueanon]

actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

#i think his apple sweater is one of my absolute favorite outfits for him #ALSO #I FUCKING LOVE HIS EYES LIKE #BROWN EYES WITH A TOUCH OF RED IN THEM???? MMMMMMM 👌✨✨✨✨ #DELICIOUS. BEAUTIFUL. SOME OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EYES 😍 #he's absolutely gorgeous -w- #an absolute diva ass bitch #but pretty and adorable and secretly the sweetest lil bean #i love him -w- #and i love the lore for him and sage ive got for this au :3 i think you guys are gonna love it too hehehehehe #anon's art #anon's doodles #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home au #wally darling #wh wally #welcome home wally #wally fanart #wally my beloved #wally au #welcome home wally darling #actor wally darling #actor wally au #diva wally #diva wally au #welcome home actor au #actor au #anon rambles in the tags

[authenticyuri]

okay but has anyone thought about this.... has anyone else considered.... has anyone noticed..... or..................

#SORRY I CANT TAKE BETTER SCREENSHOTS CAUSE NETFLIX RED TAB WONT GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #namari of kahka brud #namari dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #i havent seen any content of this ship so idk if it already has a ship name #what should it be....... my brain has only come up with namarcille but idk how good that sounds lmao #sure that can do for now #namarcille

[gortrash]

Ok but what if that thing between Durge and Orin wasn’t incestuous but intense sibling complex. You were the only one I had. I grew up with you. You watched me grow up. I watched you grow into father’s favourite and I adored you so much I wanted to be you but it also made me jealous to the point of madness. What do you mean you think my methods of killing are a waste of time? You’re my big sister/brother/sibling and I want to be you. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted to be. I will become you. I’m going to kill you because I love you so much.

#I’m very normal about them #I will never shut up about Orin and durge dynamics #I mean it’s just as fucked up. the line where devotion and hatred blurs is deliciously toxic #Orin totally wanted to wear durge’s skin btw #orin the red #the dark urge #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3

[mic-check-stims]

LETS HEAR IT FOR THE GIRLS WHO ARE COVERED IN BLOOD

X-X X-X X-X

#stimboard #dungeon meshi #i have been frothing at the mouth about this series as someone who has severe specbio brainworms and ohhhhh boy this is my breaking point #guys im losing my fucking mind #delicious in dungeon #mod fucking yaps in the tags again #blood #hands #blood again #its all blood #paint #splatter #red #yellow #white #pink #lesbian #falin #falin touden

[sicksucculentz]

Wally is staring at an apple again, not listening to a thing anyone is saying.  Barnaby gently pushes Wally’s shoulder to try to get his attention but Wally does not respond.

Barnaby: “Wally?.....Wally are you listening?”

Barnaby starts knocking on the side of Wally’s head like a door but there's still no response.

Barnaby: “hellllooooo.  earth to Mr. Darling!  Come on little guy focus!”

He goes to take the apple from Wally.  He plucks it right out of Wally’s hands.  This sends Wally into a rage! he starts legit snarling like an animal and lunges at Barnaby.  Barnaby shrieks and Wally bites Barnaby’s arm with his little toothless mouth.  Barnaby starts running around trying to shake Wally off

Barnaby: “NO!! NO WALLY NO!! GET HIM OFF, GET HIM OFF, GET HIM OFF!!!”

Sally: “....what a sad day today....we’ve lost Barnaby”

Barnaby: “TELL MY STORY!!!

#welcome home #welcome home incorrect quotes #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #sally starlet #average apple enjoyer #fuck green apples though #And Wally red delicious is fuckin nasty you little creature #honey crisp and golden delicious is where it's at #get gud

[charmcoin]

mutuals if u don't have a valentine i'm ur valentine now.... Come with me to heart shape world i love you

#pers #valentines is the most aesthetically unparalleled holiday FUCK halloween fuck christmas whatever. it's all about pink and red and hearts #i'm buying you chocolates. n making you a delicious pasta dinner or whatever sounds good to you tomorrow

[men-of-colors]

The only way to nudity is by taking it all off...

Simple, no?

꯲꯳꯰꯶꯱꯰

#陳 h 閔 #sultry pecs #asian muscle worship #sexy as fuck #men in blue #musclemen in blue #delicious delts #massive male #red aesthetic #men with red #red hot men #alligator abs #taiwanese superbody #taiwanese muscle worship #taiwanese pecs #taiwanese physique #asian pecs #muscle thighs

[neeko-system]

love getting cussed out by a customer at work because i did my job and scanned his ID for alcohol into getting lectured about how they're harvesting our data(they?) and that the us government has only done good for us because theyve kept us free and that if i had served in the countries he had id understand better what its like when freedom gets taken away(citation needed) and that i shouldnt be a sheep. blowing up republicans with my mind and killing them i hate this country nightmare nightmare

#save me red delicious apple #how entitled do you have to feel to shout 'fuck you' to a cashier doing their job because your societal delusions make you think kroger is #harvesting your data AFTER scanning your id and not at the point where the governement and the internet has all your shit #like actuslly who fucking cares they're not after you #and i thought I was a paranoid schizophrenic #but the usamerjcan population are subjects of a goddamn surveillance state convincing them otherwise

[adamwarlock]

Oh my god they're in Soul World I'm gonna throw up and go crazy

#MY BEST FRIEND KRAY-TOR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO #also is the guy holding onto Strange supposed to be Autolycus? he should have blue skin not red LOL but regardless I've missed them. #excited to see Adam and Stephen interact again too!!! They haven't shared a panel in aaaaages I think they should kiss. #Well. I know they met up during Infinity Wars in 2018 or whatever but that comic sucked so I just forget it exists. #Ron Marz is feeding me so good this is delicious so far #adam warlock #stephen strange #space jesus

[pastafossa]

The Red Thread: Chapter 128 🔥

Nice long smutty chapter this week, almost 8-goddamn-k because ya’ll love a good smut dump, and sure enough there’s very little that isn’t filth, I promised you sin and now WE GET SIN! So make sure you have some time set aside!

Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Chapter Summary:

“Go ahead,” he breathed fiercely, and he hoped you could sense through the thread what he was giving to you, what he wanted to give to you as your hand began to shake, clenching in his shirt. He’d wanted you like this since he’d first seen you tonight, or maybe since he’d first seen this side of you in the woods beneath the whispering trees, blood like victory on his tongue. “Go ahead, sweetheart. You can have me. Take what you need.”

“Mine?” you whispered tentatively, one word in two planes, pressure on his skin and deep within, the shape of it slipping through the gates he’d thrown wide for you so that the word might settle into the very heart of him.

He gently brought his hands up to cup your face, tilting you up so he could gift a word back to you. “Yours.”

Wordcount: 7,859

Warnings for this chapter: right then, you ready? Here we go! Warnings for dom!Reader, sub!Matt, possessive!Reader which includes biting, Matt's really fucking obvious silk kink, face sitting, Jane being dangerous af in her heels, a shit ton of edging, some psychic temperature play, mild restraint, and the mention of a safeword (not used).

Read me on AO3 because that’s where penguins hang out

RETURN OF OUR ADULT CONTENT GIF, Matt, seen here getting ready to drown.

#the red thread #matt murdock x f!reader #matt murdock x reader #daredevil x reader #daredevil x f!reader #x reader #reader #fanfic #fic #daredevil #matt murdock #dom!reader #sub!matt murdock #not sfw content ahoy #i'm not even sorry #i had a plan they ignored the plan and proceeded to fuck like rabbits what can you do #my unedited version had like 4k words and now it's doubled #thought about splitting it but there was no good place so you all just get a nice delicious smut dump #the heels stay on #jane domming the hell out of matt and he is here for it #matt spilling his kinks left and right as hound runs him over like a freight train

[rillette]

Panel of the day! (Maybe)

WOAHHHHHHH IN LOVE WITH THIS PANEL

#asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #matt murdock #the colors are soooo soso yummy i love the ink styling so so much #THE RED SPEECH BUBBLES???? so fucking delicious #comic panels

[emberwritesinsight]

The egg makes a pretty good metaphor for menstruation (especially in the first half) but if it had been Nanami's LITERAL first period the episode probably would have gone a bit differently. Although it would be just as much of a disaster, if not more.

Nanami, upon discovering bleeding she is unable to stop with no clear injury, would make the very reasonable assumption that she was dying. And Nanami isn't particularly secretive when she thinks her life is in danger (exhibit A being Take Care Miss Nanami).

So she would absolutely tell someone. Probably while crying and/or screaming. And some poor unlucky soul would have to explain it to her. Cue Nanami flipping out for a number of reasons.

There would still probably be some kind of shaming from Touga, because Touga.

I imagine Utena would at least attempt to help, but would probably just end up making things worse. I can see her trying to give Nanami sanitary products in front of other people and Nanami slapping them out of her hands (while Anthy tries not to laugh in the background).

I'm not sure what Anthy herself would do. It'd be pretty on-brand for her to make Nanami's day Even Worse, but I could also see her just sitting back to watch the chaos, maybe with a red beverage.

#revolutionary girl utena #Nanami can keep something a secret if she thinks it makes her a freak #but she would NOT keep something under wraps if she thought it was killing her #nanami kiryuu #touga kiryuu #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #utena: gee nanami nobody told you? that's rough #nanami: shut up shut up shut the FUCK up #anthy: (sips red beverage) this is delicious do you want some nanami? #nanami: (angry screaming)

[feysandfeels]

Rouje has no business having those prices... but fuck me is their collaboration with Dragon Diffusion a 10/10. Like from one to ten, Besties, how bad would it be if I spent the $425 it costs.

#it is the most delicious leather woven bright red bag I have ever seen #and I have been after a new bag for months #and I love Dragon Diffusion #and Rouje does have amazing bags #and like if it wasn't this then it would be one from St.Agni #or Marargent #okay from Marargent I want two #oh god what to do what to do #tbf the Maragent ones are the same price of the Rouje one #so clearly I am willing to spend that on a bag. #maybe I should just say fuck it #it would look amazing in my summer in Europe #thinking v dangeous thoughts #FeysandfeelsPosts #Luisa Rambles #Delete Later

[motheatenscarf]

Man, I'm REALLY liking Dancer in group content.

Not to toot my own horn, but as a melee dps main at heart, this feels like the ranged class that was built for me specifically because I'm really good at syncing up with Reapers in particular because it's my main class and I know the fights decently enough by now to know when to buff them for uptime.

Picking ONE dance partner and buffing them specifically makes me feel like a god of war handing out boons to my champion.

In my heart of hearts, all I want to play is a gremlin with a shiv but that's why I'm good at Dancer. I understand those people and will make them the best murderer here.

Go forth my gremlin, my champion, and KILL!

#Caitlin Plays FF14 #it's legit my 2nd favorite class to play after reaper #i actually am enjoying most of the classes i've picked up so far #i fucking love reaper and dancer and i really like dark knight and red mage #DRK doesn't have the best feel to PLAY as for tank but it's so thematically delicious that i don't care. it's so aesthetic #red mage also has a good aesthetic with the gear but it doesn't suit talia so i don't care. but i do like being able to dualcast rez #that's fucking invaluable and even if i'm not the best at it i more than make up for it by being the fuck on top of rezes #reaper is just fun. just full stop. it's thematic. it's aesthetic. it's CRUNCHY and MEAN with high mobility and plays nicely with dancer #and Dancer is also just FUN. the aesthetic is eh but the theme of 'you're the other half of my battle couple now' is my favorite thing #it doesn't do a lot of damage on its own but boy do i love. not having a casting bar. and being able to just dip when i need to out of aoe #i grant you i haven't touched much else than those 4 classes but BOY did i hate paladin which i got to level 66 and bailed on forever

[oh-katsuki]

i made a pork belly spring roll type thing and it was so good

#absolutely delicious #it had enoki mushrooms in it too #and it was marinated w red pepper paste #and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #had some fresh veggies in there too that shit fucked so hard #just sort of praying the pork belly hadn't gone bad tho bc it was in my fridge for a hot sec #it smelled and tasted normal tho so i think we're good