#fuck sonic canon

[lunastars21]

Everyone in sonic community: angy at Ian because The End is dead, gone, kaboomy

Me: Angry Because BARK WOULDN'T GIVE FANG A GIFT ON HIS BIRTHDAY, IM NOT ACCEPTING THAT

#I DO NOT CARE #BARK IS THE NICEST GUY EVER #AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE FANG A GIFT BECAUSE THEY “AREN'T FRIENDS”!? #NAW THEY FOUND FAMILY FUCK THAT SHIT #i should've asked a diff question but now I'm just thinking each question about fang will be fuckin sad #WHY #PORQUE #IM ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED #im not worried about the fang mini series #... #a lil bit now #UGH #luna's shenanigans #fuck sonic canon #if the mini series does fang dirty im never listening to sonic canon ever again #i legit joined this fandom for fang and if they keep treating him like shit i will RIOT #im trying so hard to give fang some WHOLESOME and sega cannot provide it! #no only sonic and his friends get wholesome #everyone else perish #GRRRR

[bahrlee]

Me when Shadow isn't gonna be in the next Sonic twitter takeover so I don't have to endure shit like him being a secret swiftie

#sonic #shadow the hedgehog #i know that the takeovers are mostly just like. fun and most-likely non-canon jokes but. cmon man #he would not fucking say that

[lovedeltaa]

thinking about my little meow meow

sol emeralds and sol energy fucking her up 😱

#sth #blaze the cat #au stuff #me n my friend have crafted lore for the sol emeralds #cuz there's literally nothing canonical lmao #they're like foils to the chaos emerald #and simultaneously reflecting blaze's personality vs sonic's #so they're like chaos vs order here #I luv the hc that chaos energy spurs the growth of plants and flowers #and it's important in this au #so the sol emeralds sorta do the opposite #cause destruction and wilt and kill any surrounding plantlife etc etc #sonic's beauty of chaos vs blaze's downfall via order #u feel me #and her powers are 'fueled' by sol energy ig #I'd need to dissect my brain to truly explain wtf I mean by all of this #but in essence the sol emeralds don't like anyone and barely tolerate blaze LMAO #must maintain the order and stability quite literally to a fault #so all that is fucking her up! caused scarring from using her powers! #so the bangles r to help regulate and disperse that energy so the scarring doesnt really go past the wrists #ok bye i'm talking too much here sry #luc arte

[glitchedcosmos]

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING

#HE SAID THE THING NO FUCKING WAY #i genuinely cant remember #THE LAST TIME I CANONICALLY HEARD HIM SAY IT #FUCKING BOSS #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime season 3 #sonadow

[thecryptidart1st]

Have you seen "Dream Scenario"?

Lmao

Realistically though, I didn't have the primal urge to go see it when it was released and at this point there's only one location in the LA county area playing it once a night so I'll wait for it to get to streaming

#self doodle #answering asks #nic cage #nicolas cage #no but the man has become my ironic favorite actor due to his prominence in my childhood and memes #he's never the same character #on a side note i finally saw renfield #and laughed my ass off #also cannot believe that tumblr has canonically saved the heroes of a film #where's my animated sonic with ben schwartz' lines in the movie #i need sonic saying fuck #willy's wonderland #renfield #con air #spiderman into the spiderverse #face/off #national treasure #ghost rider

[pinkalliums]

ermm happy gay month have some shards i drew on an aggie session with a friend :) plusss my new shard design is heavily inspired by @/thekitsunami 's shard design bc i love it so so much... specifically here :D

#nicole the holo lynx #shard the metal sonic #silver the hedgehog #shardilver #i have come to the conclusion that shard should be very small due to being the og metal sonic #also the 2nd one is supposed to be a small canon divergence/ shard doesnt fucking die au thing that i dont know if ill ever post about #b/c fear lmaoo #sth #sonic archie #.png

[camthecatchameleon]

Actually flabbergasted at the HLVRAI fandom right now. Everyone keeps talking about "the buildup with no payoff" bro what buildup.

I am not someone who follows creators closely, I just sorta sit back and if something new comes out I look at it- all we got about BBVRAI before it came out was a silent clip showing the reactor. (And apparently a twitter joke which I personally have not seen so I really can't talk about that.) There was no buildup about it being HL2VRAI. From what I can tell, and from what I know from my friend who watches RTVS, the only "buildup" for HL2VRAI came directly from the fans. Did y'all see something I didnt or what?

In any case. HLVRAI fandom, get your act together. Stop harassing the creators. It's okay to be upset and it's okay to have opinions, but it's not okay to be hateful because of it.

And if you aren't enjoying something, you should just leave, respectfully. Step away. I speak from experience when I say it works wonders.

#hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #ludwig's laments #i dont think i will ever understand this fandom #what the fuck guys #also gonna take the chance to add: saw someone else post abt this but hey can we not tag hlvrai as half life? #just like how sonic fandubs is not compliant to sonic canon hlvrai is not connected with half life #it is removed from the source material and we shouldn't bother the actual half life fans with it. #also why are we tagging bbvrai as hlvrai. same argument. we need to separate fandoms guys #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[sage-nebula]

I can't sleep so I'm just laying here in the dark thinking about how at least 3 different sets of "older brother raised younger brother and so the older one is both brother and parental guardian" sets of fictional characters have given be brainrot at different periods in my life.

#in case you're wondering it's: #sonic and tails (from sonic obvs) #guy cecil and luke fon fabre (from tales of the abyss) #and [long suffering sigh] dean and sam winchester (from supernatural 😔) #the tales of the abyss one is so canon it's actually spelled out in-game by Luke's actual father #it's in a sidequest but he says to Guy: ''You are Luke's father - brother - and irreplaceable friend'' #of these 3 sonic and tails have the fewest issues and angst points #and sam and dean have the worst #which is funny when you remember Guy's intention was to murder Luke before he ended up raising him #(it's a long story. Luke's dad murdered Guy's whole family on Guy's 5th birthday) #even then Guy and Luke are still healthier than the Winchesters. but the Winchesters put the bar in hell lmao #anyway. apparently complicated sibling relationships that blur the line btwn best friend & sibling & parent #is a trope that RLY fucking gets me #i blame Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. i watched it when i was like 4. it wired my brain #DiC Animation is responsible for my tastes in fiction

[sonknuxadow]

you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care

#like what about tails. im guessing he didnt have any sort of family he was attached to if he left to be with sonic so quickly #but that doesnt really mean he didnt have parents at all. maybe he had parents and they just sucked i dont know #what about amy. what if she had parents this whole time we just never see them. #what about blaze. considering shes a princess id assume she was born into that role #but i dont know if her parents are ever actually mentioned #maybe theyre dead and there was no one else to take on their role and thats why blaze has so much responsibility at such a young age? #silver . he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone i cant really imagine him hvaing parents sorry #considering charmy is 6 and living with vector. an adult whos obviously not his biological dad. #i feel like something probably happened to charmys parents #espio i dont really question as much #becuase it feels very common in the sonic universe for teenagers to have more freedom than would be expected in real life #or maybe its not that common and the teenagers we're actually following are just living the most fucked up lives ever. i dotn know #but either way. espio where are your parents buddy. are they still alive. vector where are YOUR parents are they still alive #i dont know if i actually want canon explanations for all this though #because its kinda fun not knowing every detail about every characters life and being able to speculate and insert your headcanons n stuff #to be clear im talking about game canon #i know stuff like archie sonic and the sonic movies and the 90s cartoons will sometimes give characters new family members #or talk about their family situation even if the games dont say anything about that sort of thing

[thesarcasticism]

if sonic was 13 in the first two sonic movies do you guys think he’ll be 15 in sonic 3 like he was in sonic adventure 2 or are we just gonna make a 13 year old watch a man get executed by the government

#sonic adventure 2 #sonic movie 3 #sonic movie spoilers #<- in case any of y’all don’t know the plot of a 23 year old game #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #then again tails was 8 in SA2 and he saw Gerald get fucking shot so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #but tails wasn’t as involved in the story as sonic was #anyway it’s already funny how much shit they make everyone go through in that game but remembering everyone’s canon ages I 😭 😂 #mine

[wasebasket]

whatever my brother @alcuatiumlol12 suggests, i draw (:

#miraculous ladybug #sonic the hedgehog... [hbomb voice] hedgedog #felix graham de vanily #felix fathom #rouge #rouge the bat #[logs into tumblr for the first time in months] #fuck context fuck canon fuck fanon this bitch slays #[disappears]

[son1c]

Hello, a question about the fibula, now that it is on the side of the bad guys, as a zombie, it would have no problem doing any evil or it has a limit that it would not dare to cross, such as hurting innocent people or in the worst case, kill?

yeah. he doesn't fight children. like 9 years old and younger. too much association with his little sister, you know? it makes him feel bad.

i also don't see him really going in for the kill like. ever. he has a lot of trauma surrounding death (understandably) so he's always pulling his punches. however, that's not to say he never goes all out.

the notable exception being the first time sonic "killed" metal sonic. he was definitely trying to kill him then. obviously, he wasn't successful, but i'd imagine this looney tunes-type villain suddenly switching to a resident evil villain was pretty scary.

for the most part though, villainy is like a game to fibula. he thinks it's fun. scaring people, intimidating them, roughing them up, it's all part of the game. and the more he's praised for that kind of behavior, the less reservations he'll have about the more extreme stuff.

at the end of the day, it's sonic. and sonic is pretty cartoon with its violence even at the worst of times. so it's important to keep that in mind too.

#anonymous #that's why fibula is a silly guy #because zombies conceptually are Fucked Up Nightmare Monstrosities. but #it's sonic. so a healthy amount of whimsy is expected to keep it canon compliant #fibula the hedgehog

[neurotypical-sonic]

amy 🤝 tails

disordered eating

#OKAY IM STOPPING NOW i need to get out of bed #egg.txt #amy #tails #ask to tag #tails due to adhd and autism and bad time management and past food insecurity #amy due to her past(?) canonical eating disorder. which is fucked why did they do that to her and frame it as a good thing #'tehe here's sonic channel art of amy beating her cravings!!' im going to kill you #eat disorder #eating disorders #amy&tails

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Hey y’all, I need a Dr. Eggman expert real quick!

I’ve received an interesting ask that I’d love to answer, but I’m afraid that I’m a bit limited on resources at the moment. Does Dr. Robotnik have a canonical signature? I ask because the lovely anon that sent me the ask a few minutes ago wants me to do what I did with Sonic’s handwriting to Dr. Robotnik.

#This is new to me. I’ve always assumed that he typed everything 😳 #Eggman has a canonical signature?!?!? #What the fuck I’ve been a fan for a little over 20+ years and I’m just finding this out?! #Sonic the Hedgehog #Dr. Eggman #Dr. Robotnik

[thedogwhoisachair]

They're having the time of their lives together ❤️

Partial redraw of this:

#idk why Zulius struggles to show up on camera its fine irl #centaurworld #art #zulius #centaurworld fanart #zulius centaurworld #centaurworld zulius #splendib #splendib centaurworld #centaurworld splendib #fanart #stripes on stripes #i woke up today to clearly a kid on one of my posts saying they hated me for... shipping the canon ship #twas. strange. i blocked them of course cause either troll or this kid is just on tumblr from too young #but it was still odd. also how come i get my first hate from centaurworld and not the fucking sonic fandom which i am in yknow

[whisper-and-tangle]

THE SONIC POPSICLE

#the cover art for these side stories looks so fucking good omg #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #idw sonic #idw sonic spoilers #im super excited for these #also sonic popsicle canon??? /j