#he would not fucking say that

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

#parks and rec #ron swanson #he would not fucking say that

[thedupshadove]

He Would Express Those Sentiments, But Not In That Vocabulary

#writing #he would not fucking say that

[writeouswriter]

Trying to write poetic description from a certain character’s point of view but then realizing this bitch would NOT know the word “ethereal”

#writing #writeblr #relatable #textpost #he would not fucking say that #he doesn’t even know how to say that

[barkhoffman]

an ode to fanfiction

#fic tag #he would not fucking say that #meme #fanfiction #I just want to make my silly little guys say silly little things

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#shenanigans #umineko #red truth #gold truth #he would not fucking say that #umineko spoilers

[audhd-nightwing]

people who say jason is tim’s robin… WHAT have you been reading cuz it’s clearly not any comics whatsoever

like. tim has been obsessed with dick grayson from the moment they met, the night dick’s parents died, when they took a photo together before the show

the robin that tim followed around was dick, it’s literally how he figured out his and batman’s identities! he recognized robin!dick doing a signature Flying Grayson move that only his family could do and immediately knew robin was dick grayson (and by association, bruce wayne was batman) !!

sure he probably followed robin!jason around as well, but dick was robin for almost a decade! jason was only robin for a few years before he died, and tim literally tracked dick down to a different city to get him to be robin again

basically just. JASON WAS NOT TIM’S ROBIN, DICK WAS!!!

#sorry i just see it SO MUCH #and it BOTHERS ME #bro does not have hero worship towards jason #all the fics where tim is like ‘🥺 your my favorite robin/hero’ #i’m like. #he would not fucking say that #to jason at least #that boy is a dick grayson fanboy through and through #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #robin!dick #robin!jason

[reactionimagesdaily]

Submitted by @james-the-axew

#HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: y'all are heathens #submission

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

liking popular characters is such a trip like damn babygirl ur a fan favorite yet STILL nobody can write you correctly …

#.mei chats #he would not fucking say that

[randomwriteronline]

Would you like to see my least favorite official lego sanctioned bionicle thing? Of course you do, its from the comic Time of the Toa (Lego Adventures! Magazine 2001) and its this specific panel:

#he would NOT fucking SAY THAT #bionicle #random talks #tahu #close second is from the same comic a few panels later when he says GOTTA FLY FOLKS but this one is Worse

[the-crime-of-silliness]

shoutout to selfshippers without soft f/os.

f/os who you cant really apply soft imagines to. Ones that you have a hard time hearing soft words in their voice. Ones who don't really have that soft, fluffy type of love language.

They have other ways of showing they love you outside of that movie-esque, fluffy type of romance! Maybe it's more casual, maybe its a kind only you two understand. anyways it is, they love you nonetheless! remember that!

#proship/comship dni btw #safeshipping #selfship #selfship imagine #selfship community #self shipper #fictional other #this post is partially abt mindbender for me bc like #he is mean #he would not fucking say that #but he still loves me and all that stuff

[jercythesiscrying]

​he would not fucking say that he would not be this fucking soft but im beating him with a tenderizer until he is

#he would not fucking say that #meme #blorbo #blorbo from my shows #blorbo from my comics #jercy speaks #.fam wtf is tagging idk just make me Viral LMAOOOOO

[mulderscully]

they need to retcon laszlo saying he doesn't eat nadja out somehow bc it's so ooc that it keeps me up at night

#he would not fucking say that #wwdits

[sunfir3rain]

some of y'all have a way too romanticised version of dutch van der linde in your heads, i think🤔

#not saying that you can't like him BUT #there is a difference between liking a character despite their flaws and just straight up imagining them as somebody they aren't #everytime i see people who describe dutch as this loving person who respects women so much im just like #“he would not fucking say that” #and he is definitely not a selfless lover who puts your needs and pleasure first #HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #dutch van der linde

[mynameis-a]

reading fanfic and being all like “he would not fucking say that” is even worse when you literally are one of the characters

i would not fucking say that

#someone else has probably made this post before #but idc #♡⊱a talks #he would not fucking say that #kin #kin things #<- it turns out that this was not in fact a kin thing #fictionkin #fiction kin #kin stuff #-> THESE were the correct tags #fictive #introject

[bahrlee]

Me when Shadow isn't gonna be in the next Sonic twitter takeover so I don't have to endure shit like him being a secret swiftie

#sonic #shadow the hedgehog #i know that the takeovers are mostly just like. fun and most-likely non-canon jokes but. cmon man #he would not fucking say that

[sherbetyy]

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MEGAMIND

#crying why does he look like that #why does he sound like that #he would not fucking say that #the animation looks like it’s not fully rendered #i found about 5 animation mistakes in the trailer #PLEASE SAY SIKE #megamind #nobody asked for this good lord #☎️ #i honestly wanted more megamind content but not like this… not like this..