#fuckin nasty ass

[nonbinary-arsonists]

"C'mon A-dog, i'm just lookin for Delia's weed stache. The tit fondling is later."

bonus alt under cut

#just realized i couldve shown BJs ass in the first one. hes bent over so far.... #eh ill draw his nasty ass later #my art #digital art #beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #bjtm #beetlejuice fanart #bjtmtmtm #beetlejuice the broadway musical #beetlelands #goldenbeetle #i fuckin love them #didnt like the first one i drew (unde the cut) bc adam would be all for those two gettin cuddly

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

‘Butter’ Jacket Shoot Sketch Day Three - Jungkook

#bts #jeon jungkook #jungkook #bts jungkook #bangtan #bangtan sonyeondan #bts gifs #btsedit #my gifs #i look at him and yeah he's hot and all but all i actually see are his squishy lil baby cheeks and i just wanna pinch him #he has like two whole ass songs about fuckin nasty but he's just a lil baby yknow? #but then he has the audacity to have a tiny fuckin grabbable waist like that like damn dude #stop being hot you're an babby #an 26 year old teeny tiny lil babby

[c-kiddo]

caduceus should get free pass from th narrative and dice rolls to hit ludinus with a hammer, for what he did to his home

#(watching cr3 stuff and knowing abt what ludinus' stupid gross nasty ass did to molaesmyr and the forest 😠) #the clays have been there for i think 1000 yrs. he destroyed their home and th wildmothers forest it makes me so fuckin mad #also! sad when i think about how small the grove was when tmn arrived. 100-150ft from the temple to the OUTER ring of fences #and there were like 3 rings of fences. thats tiny #and thats all the space cad had for like 8 yrs. i would have jus absolutely lost my mind i think #i mean cad also did a bit . just girly things #kiddo say

[berylshores]

Beryl Shores AU - Moondrop’s Special Diet

cw: starvation mention, cannibalism (but is it really cannibalism if you’re technically different species? hmm)

Moondrop eats the dead.

Moondrop’s corpse-eating addiction started many many years ago when the isles were mostly bare. Moon would save all the food for Sunrise so he could eat on the many weeks they’d go starving, but eventually was forced eat a human body when the circumstances came about.

Then it just kept happening - he’d keep his hunger at bay until he was forced to save himself, and that loop kept going until eventually he started getting a taste for it. By the time food was bountiful, he didn’t care for it as much.

Sunrise finds this a little morbid/disturbing, but not overly bad, more of just something to work on. He won’t intervene unless Moondrop wants him to, and so far, there are no signs.

It comes to him in hunger pangs, or at least what he interprets as hunger. In reality, it’s more of a physical anxiety response the same way humans experience headaches and stomach-aches from stress. In an attempt to end the pain he just keeps eating and eating until it goes away, so he just thinks it’s the flesh soothing it.

Does he feel guilty? Oh, it tears him up from the inside, but he’s gotten so good at lying about it he’s fooled even himself.

The two of them find no issue in dragging sailors to their watery graves or coaxing an islander to jump to their death. It’s their territory, and they can do whatever they want in it. That’s how it’s been, that’s how it always will be.

But… Moondrop can’t help but feel a little sick about actually eating the corpses. It’s not necessarily that he sees it as wrong, he just doesn’t like it. Something about how easily they tear apart, how they no longer writhe on the sea floor, how they look so much like their living counterparts up above who have a fighting chance.

They’re dead, it’s not like they’re using their bodies anymore. He’ll threaten and flirt about how much he loves the taste of flesh and bone, despite it all. He’s a predator, believes he’s a predator, and is gonna act like a predator. The guilt haunts his nightmares and his guts in hunger pangs, but he’ll still laugh when someone’s bleeding out because of him.

#Moondrop is a good brother but also wtf #also like cannibalism is bad and all but moon can you at least eat normal bodies #he’s eating fuckin soggy ass people on the sea floor that’s nasty #whatever floats your boat #you see that last tag is funny because the boat is absolutely not floating when he’s getting his fill #sorry I’m not funny. #Sunrise has his own weird diet but I’m not sharing that yet #cannibalism tw #morbid #fishposting #beryl shores #fnaf mer au #mer au #dca au #dca mer au #fnaf mermaid au #fnaf mermay #dca fandom #siren!au #siren!sun #siren! moon #mermoon

[mileena--kahnumm]

I see it...

#doom #spongebob squarepants #the DEUUEAUGH fish guy who smelled spongebob's nasty ass dragon shit breath #GOOFY POSTING #I remember laughing my ass off at that bit from that spongebob episode as a kid holyshit that was fuckin' funny

[mandiemegatron]

Maybe you wouldn't be fat if you didn't eat carbs on carbs

Maybe you wouldn't be such a raggedy ass bitch if you minded your own business 😂😂😂

And yet... I still get laid. 🤭💋

Funny how that works, huh? 😂😂😂😂

#answered ask #anonymous #LMAAOOOOO this made me fuckin laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SAYS THE BITCH HIDING BEHIND ANON LMFAAOOOOO #literally bite the fattest part of my ass and fuckin choke on it 💖💖💖💖 #i aint even mad 😂😂😂😂😂 #just remember that i can lose the weight but youll always have that nasty ugly ass raggedy ass bald headed ass attitude 💋💋💋 #perish 💖💋

[ladyimaginarium]

i swear to g-d im& not even the jealous type but jfc i HAAAAAAATE this feeling when im& just lowkey like. who's :)))))) this :))))) bitch 👀👀👀👀🔪🔪🔪🔪 :))))))

#arcana.vents #& its like. kinda irrational bc we're just friends & just vibing & we're not even together but like. i cant help it so fuck me ig lmao #like obvi he can have friends & shit & w/e so im not gonna like. tell him anything bc i dont wanna like push him away or push anything yk?? #& he said he missed me & everything but like. damn. why arent you talking to me like that. i wish you would talk to me like that. #i miss you too & i wish you would tell me you loved me more :< #im just like bitch chill he aint even your man. but he's sweet & good to me & he's deadass one of the funniest ppl ever. #& we have literally so much in common & he said i was a miracle & resilient since birth & that sb should make a documentary about me ehehe. #& we're both autistic poc4poc & have a lotta solidarity between our communities & he makes me blush & giggle & i love his curls & his smile #& the color of his skin's so pretty & he said that it'd be neat if we just. played videogames in a pillowfort #& he makes spongebob refs & he likes anime & horror & buffy & ethel cain nicole dollanganger & lana del rey & he got a nasty ass vocabulary #& he said it'd be cool if we explored abandoned places together & go to concerts together & he has the cutest name ive deadass ever heard #when nicole said ''when i see you i cant find the words to speak my cheeks go as red as two big cherries'' & ''you're so cool''... YEAH. #im gonna start fuckin chewing on the fuckin walls dude. im GNAWING at the bars of my cage. i need him to firmly grasp it. #i wanna feed him the world's sweetest strawberry!!!! #we have lost the entire fucking plot besties lmfaoooo #& i rarely if ever feel like this for cis dudes & my mind is blaring sirens like he gonna leave me im just. getting war flashbacks to. yeah #the red sirens be blaring like HE'S GONNA ABANDON ME!!!!! its so irritating #ill be goddamned if i EVER feel replaced to that degree ever again. id actually rather get hit by a car & throw myself into the sea lmao #UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BPD SPLITTING I HATE YOU #this was from a few hours ago but i forgot to post it so lmao

[highlifeboat]

i used to wear my shoes around the house but then i watched a news program on how much dirt and germs you track in the house. so i started leaving my shoes at the door and wear my house slippers.

also shoes on a bed? that's disgusting!! who does that?!?!?

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

WHY WOULD YOU WEAR YOUR DIRTY ASS SHOES IN THE HOUSE. YOU COULD TRACK SO MUCH SHIT INSIDE.

GET SLIPPERS. OR INSIDE SHOES.

The on the bed I think is mainly a TV trope thing. But it does happen in media and it stresses me out.

I hope it's just a media thing.

If any of you people ever tell me you put shoes on the furniture you're being blocked and reported /hj

#the idea of shoes in the house stresses me out #so much #it's so DIRTY #asks #herdragonknights #not to make this RE related but like now all i can think about is alcina stressing seeing mia walking around in her nasty ass #fuckin tennis shoes #like yeah alcina wears heals (somehow??) but they're probably indoor shoes and her wife's running around in 20 year old not even white anym #anymore fucking SNEAKERSa that she wears OUTSIDE in the MUD AND SNOW #and she dies a little inside every time

[gregoftom]

awful, just awful

#succession #tomgreg #biting my pillow like that dog meme #where do i even begin with this TOM IS LIKE A SCHOOLBOY WITH GREG ITS ACTUALLY INSANE #he reverts to like 20 years younger from his emotional swings to his obvious crush #and his EXPRESSIONS THROUGHOUT THIS SCENE BY TALOS MY STOMACH IS IN MY ASS. MATTHEW!!!!! #his hurt at the thought that greg might somehow be trying to blackmail him again to just sadness because of greg's fear of going to jail #his downcast eyes as he says ''yeah'' SHUT the up #like yeah maybe he's reflecting on his own hurt and pain at the fact that he's going to jail and shiv handed him another rejection #just before. or maybe. he doesn't like hearing greg suffer like this. i mean. from what i know about later #that tom is fully prepared to go to jail and ''throw it all out for love'' or whatever tf for greg's sake #it's just. it's plausible is all i'll say. it's very plausible when we think about that future scene. #idk i just think that people refuse to hear when anyone would say tom is absolutely GASPING to love somebody. like yeah he's got issues #but who tf is well adjusted in this economy LMAOOO even in these rich fucks' worlds nobody is #so i know. i'm not stupid i know he can be nasty. but so can all of them. GREG WAS PREPARED TO SUE GREENPEACE AJDLAKDAD #i mean idk if he will. but my point is if tom wasn't like that he wouldn't be such a good character imo. if he was just a straight up #asshole. who would care if something bad happened to him? i wouldn't. something that makes him so compelling to me #is that he can be SO WRATHFUL AND MANIACAL #but he can be so. so fucking soft and vulnerable at the same time. and matthew plays him so organically i just wanna fuckin WEEP #and then GREG here. he wasn't even thinking about using a connection of any way to get ahead he just wants to be saved. he's still early 20s #i believe anyway. and tom has taken care of him. looked after him #protected him. he always listens to him. he's learned that tom is there for him so ofc he's gonna plead for help but like. not directly #''just asking for advice'' = i'm fucking terrified how do i make it stop help me #hoe but keep it fashion #SORRY GOD I KEEP DOING NOVELS IN THE TAGS BUT GODDDDDD THIS IS SO MUCH evyerhting is sos oafujfdmwkqfd #ok i'm stopping now but anyway. they're important to me. sorry. sorry bye

[soldier-poet-king]

No fr maybe sometimes ur intrusive nsfw ocd thoughts aren't ocd or sex but are ur brain trying to work thru some awful uncomfortable realizations about urself and the broken warped links between the nebulous concepts of punishment, comfort, reward, and deserve and how the lines are blurred and none of these really mean anything to u

#the duality of fran #im not saying ofc sex is is bad or kink or whatever #i am saying me specifically with my fuckin nasty ass brain and 0 concept of not being a people pleaser #a thing about myself i find both terrible and also euphoric #for me specifically where i am rn it would be!!! bad!!!! and the ocd sure doesnt help when it's like #oh u MUST navel gaze obsess about MEANING 24/7 #especially when it is uncomfortable #mostly tho i think this is somehow both religious/existential and everyday/physical #where is that love is soup god is soup post i made #about how all of these things are fundamentally inextricable and connected #bc they stem from the same source #so theres no really truly separating the carnal from the divine form the physical from the spiritual from the mundane #its all soup. some with more some with less ingredients. but its all soup in the human soul #.maybe.

[katsukissy]

katsuki would side eye me so hard from the way im genuinely gagging on this protein bar.

like id be all like *retching noises* and this fucknigga would genuinely be like “what the fuck are you doing.”

#he’d smack ts out my hand #tammat some ‘if u can’t swallow it don’t fuckin play wit it. baby ass.’ #let me woman up and finish this nasty ass bar bro damn.

[intergalacticaquarium]

Every time somebody writes Eddie doing something super cool and sexy I have have headcanon two goblin-esque habits for him to keep it even

#eddie munson x reader #hes despicable and im in love with him and hes not sexy unless he has the energy of a weird loser who does weird off putting stuff #and is sometimes shoved into water idk i need my fictional men as sad and pitiful as possible or else im not attracted to them anymore #u say hes like a super kinky dom that gets ass all the time? #i say he hasnt washed his hair in 2 weeks and wears all those layers bc he gets cold very easily and shivers a lot #idk if anybody else is listening to taz ethersea but theres this lil guy called urchin #and he speaks in a high pitched voice and one of the first things he says is im a nasty lil freak just a wild little guy #the other day i was trying to find a thru line of like when the wretched little man becomes truly my beloved wretched little man #and i think its when they get soaked in water against their will #like a baptism of sorts #to really become the kind of character i will think about for several years #just sopping wet in their clothes on the rest of the adventure while they are touching wet denim #which is always bad #anyway #i feel like i always need to end these by saying that this is 100% genuine and said with love but i feel like if u read this far u know #i just have very specific and very bad taste in dudes #ive been rewatching some formative media lately and hoo boy every fuckin one theres like a soaking wet miserable boy #that i was fucking obsessed with #and every time im like oh yeah thats gotta be the origin #and then i see an earlier one and its that one #who was the original horrrible boy that made me this way? #wait #fuck #fuck wait i do know who it is and now i need to go lay down #fucking annakin skywalker #he and padme were my first ship my first queer crush simultaneously #and aparently absolutely instilled the deep love of sad boy cool girl within me #thats the name my friend gave it and she said it so succinctly that i needed a minute bc thats it #cool girl is also a slug woman in her own ways but shes always confident about it at least #anyway thanks ive had this blog for a week and now u know the entire history of my taste in men thanks for coming to my seminar

[kenobihater]

my yearning for legends clone and mando content is annoying as hell because i would rather jump off a bridge than give karen traviss any of my attention. i couldn't even finish her first book bc i got to the t slur bit and was so disgusted i stopped reading soon after

#i should just finish the RC game or smthn instead. while it released after KTs first book and has the same name and mando flavor to my best #knowledge she didn't get her grimy little paws all over the script and it was written by ryan kaufman instead #i HATE fps games so i got rlly frustrated when i tried playing yrs back but like god. it's better than the alternative of subjecting myself #to KTs bullshit. stupid ass nasty fuckin transphobe WEIRDO #len speaks

[switchblade-serenade]

.🌨️

#i’m off and it’s a fuckin nasty storm outside #obv means its a wake and bake kind of morning #and all i can think about is someone shoving my face into the cold snow on the patio while absolutely littering my ass + thighs with welts #the cold air simultaneously soothing but making it worse #my face absolutely frozen/unable to escape it while being held down #alternatively! #it’s also v much the kind of weather for that slow cozy all day teasing which is also 🫠 #switchblade.txt

[crazysnor1ax]

what is the WORST food?

Hot tamales (the candy)

#FUCKIN NASTY IM SORRY #they're not. they're not good #ass even #if you like them im glad you do but I dont #snorlasks #friend stuff