#fucking elliot hes so good!!!

[bruciemilf]

Okay, so recently, I've been consuming little bits and pieces of Thomas Wayne Jr content,,, been biting into him gently if you will,,

But here's the thing; Renegade AU where TJ is literally just. Some guy. He's the unhinged, iredeemable, father hating bitch yall think Jason is

I like to think he didn't even die, Thomas Senior just. Annoyed him into disowning himself. He finds out about Bruce from the news and he's like lmao, poor you (I hate you so fucking much)

Literally just give me Bruce having an annoying ass older brother who comits crime purely to give the middle finger to their deceased dad as an act of rebellion. He's just a Guy in his free time.

I'm also not immune to this,

Bruce, making the biggest eyes at Alfred, " Please,-"

" No"

" Please!"

" No!"

" It'll be a little one!"

" That's what HE promised me, too,"

" Oh lay off of him, old man. At least you can't snitch him out to daddy like you did me, huh?"

#like im not sure if thomas elliot is the same as this mf #but idk #thomas wayne jr #owlman #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #battinson #i will say tho its. so fucking funny to me TJ just ran from home at 10 and thomas was so annoyed he just said good riddence #SIR SJSJS YOU NAMED HIM AFTER YOU??? #text #batfamily #i like tj hes fucking insane and would entertain jasons hijikins i think. cmon be a little sick w/it. little silly

[addictsitter]

Chambers (2019) | episode nine: "in the gloaming"

"i don't think she's in a talking mood."

#chambersedit #chambers #sasha yazzie #becky lefevre #elliot lefevre #i don't have a name for the crazy old lady so #this ep was so good ugh #(am i ever gonna be over elliot telling ben about what becky did bc he's worried about becky hurting sasha? no no i am not.) #also sivan deserved a fucking award for this show goddamn it

[doodlboy]

Om tag ramble

#my hate 4 solomon is festering bc of that post bc its infuriating that #every1 was so scandalized that he was doing shady shit 2 lucifer from before but bc its asmo suddenly its okay #like- he's fine as a character ig but im tired of the hypocrisy in this fandom. if you're gonna b pissed off at him dr*gging lucifer #then be angry at him taking advantage of asmo while he was drunk too. its bullshit #ik hes a fictional character and its not a real issue but come the fuck on #its also bs that suddenly theyre all scary demonic demons who are evil and need to be contained and controlled #bc one second ppl are treating them like just some guy but when they need to make excuses for why bad things happen #to the characters its all 'well they're bad people sometimes and they're strong demons so its okay to treat them like shit' #its not. absolutely fucking not okay. #suddenly they deserve to have their basic rights taken away from them bc they do bad shit sometimes. #idc if theyre not your favorite character or what species they are or if they aren't a good person 24/7 NOONE should get taken advantage of #like- im more angry about the hypocrisy than i am the actual game content now. solomon does shady shit all the time #but when its done 2 golden boy lucifer its a fucking outrage for everyone #but when its asmo hes suddenly this violent hostile murderous creature that should be chained down or tamed #its just fucking UGHHHH #im not putting this in the main tag bc im not gonna have 10 different ppl tell me im fucking stupid for being upset abt this again. #elliot rambles #rant in the tags

[avocado-frog]

hey! this is chance & here’s the prompt for week 6. what are your oc's bedrooms like? messy? neat? carefully designed? or a collection of their favorite things? you can verbally describe or use photos, whatever you think is best.

Hii this came a little earlier than i expected. chance jumpscare

(cw for implied alcohol at around leo's part)

Logan- He isn't big on decorations, and he's a little too busy to make his room look nice, but he tries. He has a desk and a swivel chair, and a PC. He keeps pens and paper and other assorted items- gifts from the others, little photographs, etc etc- on the desk as well. He also never really was comfortable decorating it, since he kinda stole the house from the triplet's dead mom

Leo- Gray sheets, maybe one blanket, but an atrocious amount of pillows. She has a collection of VHS tapes, a radio, and a bookshelf full of dozen of little dumb trinkets. Tarot cards, board games, books, matchboxes, yeah. She has stuffed animals hidden somewhere. Five unfinished puzzles on the floor

-Dahlia Leo- She wasn't expecting Ryan to go with her after her fight with Jaxon, so she didn't bring enough stuff for the both of them. Because of that, and being a lil guilty for kinda kidnapping her brother, she let Ryan have the air mattress, as well as her blanket. She sleeps in the room across from Ryan in the school, the second-grade science classroom. She sleeps on a pile of clothes, using her backpack as a pillow. She never bothered to buy anything new for herself or Ryan, while they were missing. A lot of empty cans of. ""soda"". She stole a baseball bat from a dumpster nearby, which ends up coming in handy when Dylan and Ryan and Elliot possess everyone

-Rosemary Leo- White floor, white ceiling, white walls. The door is metal, and doesn't have a knob to open. The windows are opaque, and can't be broken. The bed has a metal frame, with white sheets and a foam, rectangular pillow. There's a white bookshelf, with only a few books, and a stack of papers and crayons. On the opposite side of the bed, there's a TV and remote, it only has a few channels and it doesn't work very well. There's a circular table in the corner with one chair. Leo still hasn't finished her puzzles

Cass- Fairy lights are strung up on the walls, wrapped around those fake vines. Light green bedsheets, matching curtains. Plants line the windowsill. She has a bowl of candy beside her nightstand with her lamp and hand sanitizer. Very cozy :)

Kai- He keeps his room very neat. Painted dark red, he's got a beige carpet. One wall is just a big bookshelf. He has a canopy bed and a chandelier and a bed for his cat Muffin

Lily- Painted pink. She has a white, shag carpet on the floor, and those sequin decoration pillows that kinda hurt to sleep on. A lot of little plants. Fairy lights hang from the ceiling. She has a lot of family photos on her desk. She's got a vanity table. A lil messy

Jaxon + Dylan- Very messy on account of Jaxon never cleaning and Dylan firmly believing that, at this point, it's a health hazard to touch anything. Life forms are prob growing under their bunk bed. Jaxon has the top bunk, and I'm looking in chapter 7 because I described their room there. His bed looks like it hasn't been made since he was nine years old. He keeps empty chip bags there. Dylan's is much neater, lot of blankets and stuffed frogs. There's two bean bags in front of the television, one green for Dylan, one blue for Jaxon. Eventually, Leo gets a red one. Posters from various cartoons and video games overlap each other. Also, Jaxon has a hamster on their desk

-Rosemary Jaxon- Small. Around the size of a walk-in closet. The floor is just straight up dirt, and the walls are concrete. It's dark, one, dim light in the corner of the room, and a metal bench held up by two chains. There is also a rat named Jeremy

Marcy- Kind of like Leo's, but a bit more purple-themed. She's got an electric guitar hanging up, with some band posters covering the walls. Her room is painted gray

Ryan + Sam- They have a bunk bed. Ryan's is the bottom, with his bed covered up with stuffed animals of various sea creatures. Sam has a little less stuffed animals, but the wall and his ceiling, where he can reach, are covered in stickers. Sam's green army men and Ryan's plastic bugs are scattered on the floor, which is great for them, terrible for anyone who tries to get into their room. Sam has a lot of Hot Wheel sets along the walls, Ryan's got a lot of Legos that are in immediate danger of being broken by his brother

-Dahlia Ryan- The kindergarten room of the small school he and Leo were staying at. The paint was scratched, the lights were broken, but Leo let him have the air mattress she was planning on keeping for herself, as well as her blanket

-Dahlia Sam- Ryan's got him locked out of his room for the first two chapters, so he has the last remaining guest bedroom, and he couldn't really get any of his stuff. He steals Elliot's nightlight. The picture Leo found in forget me not is on his floor. He couldn't stay in Ryan's room after he left, so he kept the guest room. He's got his sports equipment in an orange bag

Elliot- Solar system rug covers his floor, colored lights hang from the ceiling, keeping the room usually purple. His toys are kept up on shelves hammered into his walls. He and Dylan painted styrofoam spheres to look like planets, and the two of them hung up glow star stickers to look like constellations, and they spent a while hanging them up. He's got a telescope by his window, and neon signs In Rosemary, he shares this room with Ryan, Sam, and Dylan, with Dylan's mattress closest to his bed, Ryan's next to theirs, and Sam's next to his

#jaxon got fucking arrested dawg he's in JAIL #let him out he didn't do anything #leo deserved to get pushed off that building. he was totally in the right #like i love leo but she is just awful. the fall knocked some brain cells back in there #i really wanted to describe a hospital room for leo lmao but she technically has a Different one #it wouldve been mean of me to describe the triplet's rooms pre canon tbh #elliot really just likes space which honestly good for him #logan is afraid that someday he'll have to up and find a different abandoned house for the kids to live in so he doesnt wanna get attached #writing #original work #writeblr #wip: forget me not (series tag) #thanks for the ask! #rambles in the tags

[amysosamybeloved]

finished tua s3 and it was such a mess all the characters of colour deserved better especially the women because like what the fuck were those plotlines

#lila's driving plotline being her pregnancy is fucking stupid and cliche and a very lazy way to force development on her #and don't get me started on how they handled allison #this show is so so bad at handling race it's becoming more obvious as more of it gets made #the cast is the only reason why i'm still tuning in they deserve better writing genuinely #i did like the way viktor's transition was handled and that makes sense considering they took elliot's input and a trans journalist i think #tua s3 #i'm going to go read good fic of my favorites honestly #i still love diego x lila and they did have great scenes but the pregnancy arc is fucking dumb #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #deserved better why'd he get killed off like that honestly

[princess-starscourge]

The situation keeps getting worse and worse 😵‍💫

#genshin impact #elliot gindi #for your own good do NOT read any of his messages #he’s so fucking disgusting

[stellarstarryyy]

Nobody hmu rn I'm crying over fictional men

#starry speaks #YES this is about danyon and tsv from thr sun vanished #THEY USED TO BE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS #LIKE. THEY CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH!!!!! #AND THEN WTP FORCED THEM APART AND BRAINEASHED DANYON INTO THIS HEARTLESS MONSTER #AND ITS HEARTBREAKIBG WHEN YOU COMPARE HOW DANYON USED TO BE COMPARED TO EHAT HE IS NOW #AIDAN ELLIOT YOUR PAYING FOR MY FUCKING THERAPY ISTG 😭 #for legal reasons that is a joke!!

[anneonomus]

Ykw? Also Tim drake <3 I support you going insane <3

[ID: a 5 x 5 bingo board labeled “character BINGO”.

The first row reads, 1) “my special little meow meow. my every waking thought. my dearest blorbo”, 2) “i don’t have anything against them personally but they failed the vibe check”, 3) “im the only one that knows anything about them, actually. everyone else is wrong sorry”, 4) “if i met them irl i would beat them up (affectionate)”, 5) “i would unplug their life support to charge my phone”.

The second row reads, 1) “i like the fanon better for this one”, 2) “a pathetic wet cat of a man”, 3) my anti blorbo. i am constantly thinking of them and I hate it”, 4) “knowing of their existence fills me with incredibly violent urges” , 5) “they could’ve been such a great character if they were handled differently”.

The third row reads, 1) “*gently holds*”, 2) “don’t care about them tbh”, 3) “FREE SPACE”, 4) “ASDGJDJSJJSZDVNMSWJGKSXHRJKDGRGHWJHRKWUREKWRHOSDGKFWOHJSSFHJ”, 5) “I sincerely do not understand the hype”.

The fourth row reads, 1) “they have done nothing wrong, ever, in their life”, 2) “i don’t even go here but i’d die for them”, 3) “not to be a homosexual but Jesus fucking Christ. oh. my go d. holy shjt”, 4) “Autism™️”, 5) “genuinely. what the fuck”.

The fifth row reads, 1) “will someone give them a fucking hug Jesus Christ”, 2) “they could pour soup in my lap and i’d apologize to them”, 3) “they are literally so based”, 4) “there’s nothing going on behind those eyes <3”, 5) “i want to kiss their poor little head”.

“my special little meow meow. my every waking thought. my dearest blorbo”, “im the only one that knows anything about them, actually. everyone else is wrong sorry”, “if i met them irl i would beat them up (affectionate)”, “a pathetic wet cat of a man”, “knowing of their existence fills me with incredibly violent urges”, “*gently holds*”, “FREE SPACE”, “ASDGJDJSJJSZDVNMSWJGKSXHRJKDGRGHWJHRKWUREKWRHOSDGKFWOHJSSFHJ”, “Autism™️”, “genuinely. what the fuck”, “will someone give them a fucking hug Jesus Christ”, “they are literally so based”, and “there’s nothing going on behind those eyes <3” are highlighted in pink. “1/2” is written in pink highlighter over “i like the fanon better for this one”. End ID]

*ferociously biting and shaking him around like an overexcited dog with a chew toy* guys i am So Normal about this character! don’t ask me why i’m covered in blood it’s irrelevant just trust me <3

#elliot should shut up challenge #ask games #vivalamusicaltheater #TIM MY CHILD MY BEST FRIEND MY ASHDAJZGSKKSHSWOOFRUFFBARKBARK #the ‘‘only I know anything abt him’’ like dw guys I am an expert on this (source: just trust me) #anyways he’s the character of all time I love him so much he’s the orange boy cat of guys he’s a ferret I’m swinging around in my hands #he’s so stupid and I love him so much #also I like the fanon for him when it’s reasonable but I also think canon Tim is like. so fucking funny and good which is why I said 1/2

[vampiremasochist]

Do you ever see someone publicly post something so stupid you just sit there considering deleting all social media and leaving the planet?

#Saw a tiktoker calling Elliot Gindi racist for saying there are toxic ppl in the fandom. #First of all yall stop harassing voice actors on twitter #Second of all HE'S ARABIC. If he's glad with Arabic representation in a Chinese fantasy game that doesn't make him a racist??? #How are people so fucking stupid please just shut up for your own good you're not only embarassing yourself but also a whole fandom

[cherrymoonvol6]

rewatched s1 of mr robot yesterday and good lord tyrell wellick is THE pathetic little meow meow ever

#whoever played him knew EXACTLY how to portray him #like the fact that he looks so pained at all times..... #he's every bit as awkward as elliot just without the social anxiety #ahead of its time #same as angela girlbossing too close to the sun in s2 #this show is so fucking good.......

[neds-nickerson]

hulu hardy boys very good (<- has only seen 4 episodes but the cast is perfect. like i've never seen a cast so wholeheartedly BE their characters this much. i'm genuinely sad that the seasons are so short now)

#mj rambles #dont talk to me abt the nd cw show bc i think its a bad reimagining and ill leave it at that <3 #also rohan really cute. i say this to asa constantly but hes soo cute and SO frank #literally i was hooked within the first few minutes of the show bc the frank + joe sibling relationship felt SO good to see #like. idk this cast also feels like they genuinely like one another a lot. u dont always get that w tv shows and you dont always get actors #who can like. hide it super well when they /dont/ like one another #also alex elliot was genuinely the most perfect joe they could cast. asa's shown me some promo stuff before and hes SO genuinely funny like #honestly all of the casting is rly good AND its so diverse in this way that doesnt feel like ppl were trying to hit a quota #i think some ppl might have issues w the fact that joe has larger age gap between him and frank #but honestly? i think it works rly well. i love seeing big brother frank <3 #i also love seeing joe be a fucking menace haha genuinely what a smart and funny kid #anyway im gonna try to binge this series as a lil treat <3

[urthemiiel]

a’s romance makes me want to chew my own arm off

#all of the romances do but the ‘i need to see his eyes’ in book one FUCK OFF #ALSO A DOES THE MR DARCY HAND FLEX AFTER TOUCHING THE DETECTIVE #biting and chomping and growling and screaming right now #i just replayed book one last night with elliot so i can have fresh saves for book 3 #elliot u are my sweetest angel in the world i want to bake u into a pie #hes the only detective that has a great relationship with rebecca #bc he can only see the good in people :/ #which is why bobby continues to manipulate him :/ #hawke.txt

[doodlboy]

I love characters doomed by the narrative over and over again

Like- go off bestie give us nothing because we both know that no matter what you do, you're destined to fail 👏✨️

#this is partially abt simon petrikov #and partially abt my mc who cannot catch a fucking break no matter what universe i put him in #he will always be some flavor of anguished at the end of the day <3 #is it bc im bad at writing happy things bc i struggle to experience them/understand when good things r happening? #pshhh noooo what would you even say that #dkdhskdbs #elliot rambles #im so tired fr

[freebooter4ever]

Ok this is for the few who maybe have never heard about mr robot! ^_^ its a show about programmer/hacker elliot alderson (rami) who wants to change the world and challenge the power of the top 1%. It's smart, its clever, its very exciting to watch, and rami's voiceover is very soothing. A HUGE warning because this is my blog and yall know me - as good as this show is it also exhibits sexism and misogyny typical of computer scientists in the 2010's - its why it took me so long to finally watch the show. When you're in the middle of all that crap and experiencing asshole male programmers in real time the last thing you want to do is watch TV shows about them.

The tag on my blog is: freebooter4ever.tumblr.com/tagged/qwerty%20deserves%20a%20bigger%20fishbowl

@s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r is like the best mr robot gif artist, she captures all those artistic angles beautifully AND fixes the lighting - its magic.

#Qwerty deserves a bigger fishbowl #The story behind the tag #Is that Qwerty is Elliot's pet fish #And this whole show is about trying to end the corruption of the billionaire class right? #And yet elliot keeps his pet fish in this crappy little fishbowl that is NOT a good regulation sized tank #So like here we are supposed to believe he is doing all this to change the lives of the downtrodden and people who feel helpless #Against corporations #And yet the tiny helpless fish living in his appartment is not being given a healthy environment #I just thought it was very ironic and worth pointing out :( #It was also one of the failings of the show - i think it TRIES to critique elliots sexism and hatred of society #just like i think its intentional that elliot doesnt take care of his fish properly #But it never really condemns him for it or show him changing in a real way #Even in the fourth season elliot STILL treats women like they are of lesser regard (except his sister) #He fucking drugs a girl who is an addict and its just waved off like he's still this innocent cute sweetheart with big rami malek eyes LOL

[k1ll3r-k4rg0]

never??? posted vibe fucking violent??? awful

anyways the. you know. besties can grip each other Really Gayly its super fine. welcomed even

i want them to fuck



#thats okay. im normal #anyways. #code voltage #my ocs #my art #derek.png #elliot.png #i SHOULD tag the au.... so ya'll know the ages of the guy in the picture #theyre 21 here for example #it gets worse au #god everytime i think about them i just want them to sloppy makeout and for elliot to get all fucking upset about it coz hes the one with #the crush but hes also the one whos HOMOPHOBIC AS FUCK #anyways its kinda ooc for derek coz hes. relatively straight you see #and also bestie is not someone to be in a relationship to him #but you know. as much as he's allo and straight and regular just best friend with ellito in canon #in this au. where theyve killed together #i think they can be gay. as a treat. like fr #i love love love it when theyre gay #oh yeah and derek can be aro. idgaf #good for them #had to copy all these tags by hand coz the og post didnt wanna post lol

[javierpena-inatacvest]

Haircut

Summary: Javi thinks that he's way past due for a haircut. You like his hair long for reasons other than his good looks.

Word Count: 2.1K (I sprinted to write this after I saw this picture)

Pairing: Husband!Javi x Wife!Reader (no use of y/n, reader's nickname is Osita)

Warnings: SMUT (18+) Oral (f receiving), vaginal fingering, praise kink, (lovingly?) possessive Javi, Javi's back at again with his filthy mouth, hair pulling, Javi is hungry and the man is gonna EAT, allsions to more smut, Jonas Brother's references ( bc Javi is our girl dad king and his daughters love them LMAO)

A/N: Y'ALL REALLY THOUGHT THIS PICTURE OF PEDRO WAS SURFACE RIGHT HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM AND I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?!? WRONG. I legit have 3 WIPS I started in the past 24 hours based on this picture alone. Pedro really did this one for the Javier Peña girlies (gn) and I will forever be in debt to him for that. You cannot tell me that this is Dad!Javi when his kids are a little bit older bc HOLY SHIT?! This really may the nail in the coffin for @notjustjavierpena and I bc really fear this is the dilfiest Husband Javi has ever looked 😩😵‍💫 anyways, never getting over this!!!!

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“God, I can’t even remember the last time my hair has been this long. Lucy keeps saying I look like a Jonas Brother. Am I supposed to know who they are? Is that supposed to be a good thing?” Javi sighed, playing with his dark brown curls in the bathroom mirror as you snuck up behind him, wrapping your arms around his waist, peeking out to watch your husband’s longer than usual locks twist between his fingers. 

“They’re the goofy looking boy band on Disney Channel that the girls are obsessed with. Like the Backstreet Boys, except cooler, apparently.” You laughed, planting a soft kiss into the fabric of Javi’s worn t-shirt covering his broad back before stepping next to him, leaning your hip against the bathroom counter to admire your husband as he fiddled with his hair. 

“Jesus Christ, those guys? God, I really do need a haircut before I start looking like the poster what’s-his-face hanging on Lucy and Elliot’s walls.” Javi chuckled, running his hand through his hair once more before mirroring you, his hip resting against the counter, leaning his weight on his palm splayed flat along the granite surface. 

“Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think he’s supposed to be the best looking one.” You teased, giving Javi a playful shrug. “Besides, I like your hair long.” 

“Seriously?” Javi asked, raising an eyebrow at you, crossing his arms over his chest in protest. “It looks like a mop right now.” 

“A very sexy mop.” You smirked, nudging Javi before stepping closer into him, reaching up to run your hand through his curls, slowly twisting the ends with your fingers. “It reminds me of that trip we took to Jamaica a few years ago. Your hair was almost this long, remember? You looked so hot in those stupid floral button downs you insisted on buying, and hanging out shirtless by the pool all day while you played with the girls.” 

“Fuck, I forgot about that. I’m surprised we didn’t end up with a fourth kid after that trip.” Javi chuckled, slowly shifting the palm that had been holding him up towards your waist, letting his fingers gently toy with the waistband of your pajamas. “You really like my long hair that much?” 

“Mhmmmm.” You cooed, continuing to close the gap between your bodies, your free hand resting on Javi’s chest as the other continued to stroke his curls. You could feel a low groan rumbling in Javi’s throat as your fingers weaved back and forth through his hair, the other creeping up to cradle his jaw, thumb tracing back and forth across the stubble on his cheek. 

“Yeah? What else do you like about it?” Javi groaned, his hand slipping under the elastic waistband of your pants to grab a fistfull of your ass, kneading the soft flesh in his hand. 

“I like…” You paused, bringing your lips to Javi’s, pressing a tender kiss on his lips, “I like that it gives me something extra to hold on to.” 

“Hold on to?” Javi asked, cocking his head in slight confusion. 

“Hold on to when you go down on me. I love being able to run my hands through your hair when you eat me out, especially when it’s long like this.” You smirked, watching Javi’s eyes go wide in delight, a devilish grin spreading across his face as he bit down on his lip. 

Before you could say anything else, Javi’s hands were gripping around your waist and hosting you up to sit on the counter, caging his body against yours, hands planted around the outside of your hips while his lips crashed into yours, your mouths becoming a tangled mess of tongue and teeth. 

“Fuck…” Javi whispered to himself, pulling away from your lips to pepper kisses down your jaw and neck, running his hands over your thighs. “I love it when you play with my hair, Hermosa. Love feeling you pull on it when you’re close. Makes me lose my fucking mind every time. Fuck, I’d stay burried between your legs forever if I fucking could.” 

Javi began to let his kisses trail down your body, past your chest and across your stomach before he was dropping to his knees in front of you, draping your legs across the width of his shoulders. Pulling at your waistband, you lifted your hips off the counter so your pajamas and underwear could fall to the floor, revealing the wetness that had been pooling between your thighs since you had walked into the bathroom a few minutes ago. 

“Jesus Christ…” Javi whispered, further parting your legs to see the arousal already dripping through your folds, staring up at you with a boyish grin on his face, “So fucking wet for me, Hermosa. Didn’t realize you liked my hair that much.” 

“Oh shut up you goof, you know I- o-oh fuck-” You whimpered, Javi cutting off the rest of your sentence as the flat of his tongue dragged across your cunt, the suddent sensation making you gasp in delight, already playing in to Javi’s plan as your hand shot down to his head, digging your fingers into his messy hair. 

“Better hold on tight, querida. There’s a lot more where that came from.” Javi smirked, pulling away just enough to see the smug smile between his cheeks, peppering a few wet kisses on the inside of your thighs before his head was back between your legs, placing a soft kiss on your clit, already aching and throbbing for more of what you had just been promised. 

“Do your worst, Peña.” 

That one sent a low growl of approval humming through his chest, laughing to himself as his hands gripped tighter around your thighs, fingertips digging into the soft flesh of your skin before another slow, broad stroke of his tongue was traveling through your folds. 

While you were truly convinced there wasn’t another man who loved going down on their wife more than your husband did, you could always tell when Javi wanted nothing more than to stay buried between your thighs, making you cum over and over until you were begging him to stop, lapping up every last drop of you until there was nothing left to give, and right now, you already knew Javi meant what he said when you were about to have to hold on for dear life. 

The hand buried in the dark waves of Javi’s hair only began to tug tighter as his tongue began to work meticulously across your cunt, pressing just enough pressure against your sensitive bundle of nerves to already have you a squirming, whimpering mess, but painstakingly slow enough to have you begging for more. 

“Javi… Oh, shit. Fuck, more baby, please. P-please.” You moaned, looking down at Javi with what you were already sure was a wrecked expression painted across your face. 

You could practically feel Javi’s smug smirk pressed against your cunt as he eased one, then two fingers into your aching core, curling them to bump against the spongy spot inside you that already had you fisting at the edge of the bathroom counter to try and keep your composure, and better yet, your voice down. 

“Oh my god, f-fuck. You feel so good, baby.” You moaned, feeling the strong arch of Javi’s nose bumping against your clit, placing a soft kiss there before the flat of his tongue licked another long, broad stroke across your cunt, putting just the right amount of pressure on your sensitive bundle of nerves as his fingers worked in tandem to send the sweet tingling sensation to start building in your spine. 

“Fuck, I love this perfect pussy so much. I still can’t believe she’s all fucking mine. My perfect fucking wife. Tell me, Hermosa, whose pussy is this?” Javi asked, pulling away for you to see your slick covering his mustache and the lustful look pooling in the dark brown of his eyes, the quiet possessiveness of his tone making your cunt clench even tighter around his fingers as they continued to pulse in and out of you. 

“It’s y-yours, Javi, It’s all- fuck- It’s all yours.” You whined, your breath hitching in your throat as you spoke. 

“And who’s the only one who makes you feel like this, huh?” Javi tutted, sliding a third finger into your heat, the sweet stretch and sting making you let out a ragged whimper as you threw your head back in pleasure. 

“Y-you- Jesus- Y-you are, Javi.” 

“And who’s gonna be a good girl and soak my face when she cums for me?” 

“M-me.” 

“That’s fucking right, you are.” Javi growled before diving back between your legs, working his tongue relentlessly against your clit, circling and flicking in fast and firm motions as his fingers curled deeper into your core, eating you up like a man starved, desperate to make you fall apart. 

You could already feel the coil in your stomach beginning to tighten from the way Javi was working so relentlessly to make you come undone, drinking every ounce of you up as his lips latched around your sensitive bundle of nerves, making your back arch and mind go blank while that all too familiar tingle began to creep through your core, cunt beginning to clench tighter and tighter around him. 

At this point, your fingers were tugging so tightly around the soft, brown curls of his locks to try and hold yourself together, that you were convinced that you were close to pulling his hair out of his skull, but with the way you were on the brink of collapse from the way Javi’s mouth was working against your cunt, you almost didn’t have a choice. 

“Fuck, Javi. Oh shit- Baby, I’m so close. Don’t stop.” 

“I won’t stop, mi amor. Won’t stop until this pretty pussy fucking soaks me.” Javi mewled, peeking his head out from under you just enough so that his sweet, brown eyes were locked with yours, the hot words of his breath dancing against your pussy as his fingers continued to rock in and out of you. “I’ve got you, Osita. Promento. Damelo, bebita. (I promise. Give it to me, baby).” 

Before you could respond, your jaw dropped open and face scrunched in pleasure as Javi dove back in, burying his face in your cunt as each press of his tongue became more firm and precise than the last, feeling your pussy begin to flutter as you clutched tighter around the edge of the counter, trying to keep from screaming out in pleasure and raise any suspicion. But as your legs began to tremble and your heart race, teetering on the brink of collapse, it was taking every ounce of willpower you had left to make that happen.

“Fuck, Javi. Fuck, I- fuck- I’m gonna, I’m gonna-ahhhhhh.” You whimpered, feeling your orgasm crash through you, pleasure radiating in your veins as you fell apart, losing all inhibitions to keep yourself quiet as you threw your head back in all consuming bliss. With his fingers still buried in your cunt, gently working you through your high, Javi shot back up, his mouth engulfing yours in an electric kiss to try and capture your ragged moans that had been coating the walls of the bathroom, the tangy taste of you still lingering on his lips. 

Your heartbeat finally began to slow, your chest heaving in long, heavy breaths as you slumped into Javi, your head resting on his shoulder as your hands stayed buried deep in his hair, grasping onto his now sweat-dampened ends to try and pull yourself back down to reality.

After a few moments of letting you come to, Javi gently pulled out his fingers, all three drenched and glistening with your slick, pulling them out and bringing them to his mouth, sucking them clean with a devilish smirk of satisfaction on his face. 

“God, you taste so fucking sweet. You really weren’t kidding about the hair, huh Hermosa?” Javi chuckled, cupping your jaw to cradle your cheek with his broad palm, forcing your gaze up at him. 

“I told you.” You giggled softly, still trying to catch your breath as you smiled at him, pulling him in for another long, tender kiss. “Hottest looking Jonas Brother I’ve ever seen.” 

The two of you burst out into laughter, practically snorting at your comment, taking a second to compose yourselves as Javi crossed his arms over his chest, rolling his eyes at you. 

“If that’s the fucking case, I’m getting out the clippers tonight.” 

“Not until you take me to bed and do this all again, you aren’t.” 

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