#fucking love jack black

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

#who cares if its platonic love who fucking CARES if its because they wanna kiss like the devotion and the tenderness is there no matter what #mainly brought to you by: jack and anne from black sails but also probably sydcarmy and msr #sydcarmy #msr #rackhanne #the bear #black sails #txf #the x files #mulder x scully #sydney x carmy #jack rackham x anne bonny #oh wait perhaps also theonsa if you squint #maybe not

[new-austin]

#Black sails #Austinart #Just some doodles. I'm only on season 1 #I think Max and anne and Jack are my faves #They're that 'were in a lesbian focused polycule. We don't fuck him as much as we fuck eachother but we still love him' to meeee #Max and Miranda doodle. The two Ms

[bisexualpercyjacksons]

like to boost in the tags, reblog for a larger voting pool please!

#I stand by matt berry because I love him. he should have voiced garfield im sorry #ALSO when I say r patt I mean his voice acting that fucks. like his voice in the boy and the heron #I would have KILLED for that audition tape what a weird guy (affectionate) #blackjack #blackjack pjo #matt berry #eddie murphy #patrick stewart #jack black #owen wilson #danny devito #chris rock #ryan reynolds #samuel l jackson #patton oswalt #robert pattinson #voice acting #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo #polls #pjo fandom #pjo series #mine

[p2ii]

CANON GAY + TRASMASC TEZUKA CHARACTER SAVE ME SAVE ME

#KEI KISARAGI I HAVE HAD YOU FOR ONE DAY BUT I WILL DIE FOR YOOUUUUUUUUUUHJSBVKDSA #WAHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AUUSHGKYUDUSFJYKU #transmasc 70-90s anime charcters you are so soso fucking important (kei and sechs) #<- i need to collect more they bring me so much joy #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭 #psii.txt #black jack #kei kisaragi

[severedfloors]

some black sails sketchy dudes

#rest in peace jack rackham you would have fucking LOVED abba #myart #black sails #james flint #james mcgraw #captain flint #how many names does this guy have goddamn #jack rackham #black sails fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr

[fancy--that]

Just saw the Super Mario Bros movie.

Don’t watch it, i give it a 0/10, Bowser and Luigi didn’t kiss even once

#in all honesty its really good! #the bond between the brothers is *chefs kiss* #i loved every second of it #charlie day has my whole heart #jack black as bowser was brilliant #and chris pratt actually didn't suck #peach was a BADASS and i was here for it #and i still want to fuck Luigi #super mario #bowuigi

[luigi-core]

WHY DOES HE SPIN HIM LIKE THAT LMFAO I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

cuz why would he wanna spin him around if he wasn’t checking him out 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

#bowuigi #mario movie #luigi #smb #super mario #bowser #super mario movie #guys…… #i’m onto something here #i’m not ready to see the movie in theaters and it’s not as gay as everyone thought 😭😭😭 #i just want bowser to have a redeption arc in a future movie and they can like hold hands and ride off in a cart into the sunset or whatever #is that so much to ask #imagine a luigi’s mansion movie but bowser fucking shows up #and defeats king boo with him and they kiss at the end or something #the fact that charlie day wants to do a luigi’s mansion movie is just SO !!!!! #LET HIM COOK FR !!!!! #i love charlie day as luigi i think it’s perfect casting #same with jack black #if you read this far into my tags you deserve government compensation #because what am i even talking about LMAO

[fuck-you-jack]

flint: *says something*

me:

#i love him to death but srsly when he speaks it's just wild #black sails #james flint #billy bones #fuck you jack

[fuckedupsociety155]

Ok so, I really enjoyed the Super Mario bros movie. It was cute and really funny. Like, I went to a late screening cuz it was the only subtitled one available and, while the theater wasn't packed, the people there laughed out loud, cheered and not a single one of them moved when the credits rolled to see the post credit scene (like it was fucking infinity war).

Anyway, I really liked it. Chris pratt's Mario wasn't as bad as people said it would. He sounded better than in the trailers tho. And Charles martinet was there!!

The relationship between the brothers was ADORABLE. Baby brother Luigi and affectionate big bro mario was not something I knew I needed this badly.

AND HE CALLS HIM LU!!!!!

I just wish we could have gotten more of Luigi. I love him so much.

Honestly, since most kids movies nowadays are doing the villain redemption arc, I thought that maybe there would be a plot line involving Luigi and bowser bonding during his imprisonment and have bowser be redeemed by the end. But no. I'm a bit sad, ngl, but I like the more classic ish villain approach they took with bowser. A funny bad guy you love to see get punched in the face.

Overall a really fun and sweet kids movie drenched in nostalgia. And short enough that I would totes watch it again.

Also, peach was a total badass but like, in a non cringey way, and I need her backstory in a sequel. But they find more about her cuz Luigi gets into trouble and they gotta rescue him.

Also, also, THE SCENE WITH BABY LUIGI AND BABY MARIO!!!?!?!?!?!? SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! AND THOSE FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#super mario #also also also #that fucking cynical star was hilarious and you cant change my mind #love love love for this movie #so sweet #mario and luigi #super mario bros #bowser #princess peach #also also also also #jack black singing?? #Amazing✨️ #man #that bowser really loves them peaches #😶

[capn-twitchery]

i have to be careful figuring out what i'm doing with twitch & the sacristan bc i am 0.5 seconds away from accidentally remaking the jack sparrow/davy jones dynamic from pirates of the caribbean

i mean maybe that's not a bad thing. but it certainly wasn't my intention

#but i mean...the sacristan...very powerful monstery captain....has a brainwashed fucked up pirate crew.... #black sails.....scary.....freddie is in love with both of them.....there are dots to connect here. somehow #it's a great dynamic but i don't want to make FL jack sparrow by accident xD #sorry i'm very talkative today apparently #londonmusings

[josibunn]

just woke up out of my sleep in a cold sweat to say that jack thurlow is the most incelly pretentious mean nasty perverted man ever. sick and twisted man and he’s even nastier when he has a gf good heavens save me i’m going crazy

#that brings me to my next few fics! #perverted as in hes openly touching himself in front of you #perverted as in he’s gagging you with his thumbs as he fucks you #just really nasty gross annoying guy #he’s so pookie tho #god I love him #I need him so bad #i need his cock #rory culkin #rory culkin smut #x black reader #jack goes home smut #jack thurlow smut #jack thurlow #my man my man my man #jack thurlow prompt

[unknownamoeba]

You should take care of your inner child BUT you should also take care of your INNER TEENAGER

and my inner teenager was obsessed with rotg and httyd. Long story short im reading “Of the Northmost Winds and Skies” and I’m OBSESSED how good it’s written. Can’t remember last time i enjoyed a fafnic so much. And I’d love to imagine that Snow Queen is a giqantic woman

#rise of the guardians #rotg pitch black #httyd #how to train your dragon #jack frost #snow queen #slay queen or sth idk im in the middle #love her anyway #otnwas #of the northmost winds and skies #oh this fic is so fucking good

[yesterdayscake]

jack black in dayna pink, 2023

#jack black #dayna pink #2023 #suits #menswear #I fucking love this look

[strawberryoverlord]

I sure am tired of people equating a character "loving food while being fat" to fatphobia

Like I'm sorry is eating bad now? Is being fat because I love food a bad thing now? Is loving food a negative trait now is that what we're going with like????

Why not advocate for skinny characters loving food more instead

Or a better idea, and this may shock some folks: maybe let fat characters love food and just stop writing it like it's something to be ashamed of or letting skinny characters bully them for it because THAT'S the problem, not fat characters liking food.

Why do fat people have to sanitize their fatness for you?

#just saw a post telling people to stop making fat characters who love food #and remembering the fat artists who was harassed for drawing a fat pinkie pie with a ''i pove to eat“ hoodie #fuck you guys #food is great #and we are fat because we eat and theres nothing wronf with that #get over it or die #cant wait for “jack black is fatphobic for playing a character that likes to eat''

[vulchak]

Day 14, and I bet my motner, actually bet her, no one would know these characters

So if anyone does know them sound off I guess I'd be surprised if someone does know who they are

#halloween #barbapapa #side note today i found out thier names in english #fuck you these are Barbaliacho and Barbalena #i will not be hearing this Barbabeau and Barbalib nonsense #for those not in the know they're not usually a black cat and a jack o lantern #they're blobs #Barbaliacho is perpetually hairy though #and we love him for it #vulchakoctober2023 #fanart #my art

[baddingtonbitch]

you could do some serious damage someplace like that

The X-Files

Season 3, Episode 3 - D.P.O.

#HE'S IN LOVE WITH HIM HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH IN A GAY AS FUCK WAY #ZERO AND DARIN SITTING IN A TREE SUCKING DICK AND COCK HOMOSEXUALLY #the x files #tfx #dpo #D.P.O. #darin oswald #giovanni ribisi #jack black #my gifs #p