#gay toys no way

[jaxxiedxed]

screaming sm i love these 2 ...

also hello ts fandom and prideyear shippers . also yes i hc woody is trans and.. gay ^_^...

#toy story #prideyear #buzz x woody #woody x buzz #woody pride #buzz lightyear #god i love these two sm #gay toys no way

[aethersflood]

Wild and impetuous. I expected more of the boy who bested my lord commander. Yet I see why my master covets you so. The power within you, Mythos. The potential.

#ffxviedit #ffedit #clive rosfield #barnabas tharmr #barnaclive #if they have another ship name pls lmk! #i knew this was homoerotic but now i'm seeing the details #like in the third gif with the way barnabas smirks at clive #he loves toying with him and seeing him give his all only to be bested #and you can tell Barnabas *wants* to be outmatched by Clive #he wants Clive to prove his strength and his supremacy #this is' so fuckn gay #and i'm v attracted to the way that barnabas just shoves clive with his shoulder and it's so forceful #also the details of how bloodstained and gritty clive is vs. how pristine and clean barnabas is #& how barnabas fights with one arm behind his back #anyway ok #i stayed up entirely too long making this last night #it was worth it but omg i underestimated how much time i would sink into this #mine

[canisonicscrewyou]

Something David Tennant does especially with Crowley and the Doctor make me wanna like. Sink my teeth in you know? I look at them and I wanna like. RHAHRGAGHAGTHEGTHRRRR. ARGDRAHRHAHR. You know???? Like a chew toy. Just thrash ‘em around until all the threads are loose.

#we’re watching gomens. very attracted to aziraphale in a different way. #many. many of his characters have that chew toy flair to them. #I want that twink obliterated!!!! #David Tennant #good omens #Doctor who #listen I’m feeling gay as fuck right now. leave me alone. I’m being normal.

[bigcatbulges]

Source - Muto20002 (Nude alt in link)

(Artist's FurAffinity and Itaku)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry pokemon #gay furry sableye #artists twitter above #we love a big dick twink around here! hes got a dick i can play with for hours like a cat toy! #the chest hair is also speaking to me in unspeakable way jk they are telling me to suck him off

[the-great-chimera]

Old vampire Dom, who died in the 1800s vs. the cute boy toy is about to teach him some new interesting things about himself.

#vampire monster #vampire #vampire boyfriend #vampires #vampire x male reader #oh gay #gay vampires #boy toy is about to show grandpa some new ways too fuck #leave that man out of breath #suck the daylights out of em

[transingthoseformers]

can we have some of your megop headcanons please?

So so ai soooo sosi

What i got

For tfp megop, i totally feel like pre-war Orion and Tronus were just. Total dorks with each other. Total dorks. Making corny unfunny jokes with each other, wanting to go see the stars together, buy each other drinks but somewhat forget about them while passionately talking... the sweet shit

Tfp megatron and Optimus are exes (usually), and Megatron is the bitter one who broke up with Orion first, he still loves Optimus of course.

G1 Megatron is a tsundere and refuses to admit he looooves Optimus

Earthspark Megatron still writes very emotional love poems about Optimus

Earthspark Optimus would look through a book labeled "best ways to flirt"

Beast wars megop to me seems like the most likely to stay in the "enemies with benefits" zone, but i see possible emotions regarding how they're a predacon and a maximal there

Idw Megatron still has embarrassing dreams about Optimus sometimes, ditto for idw Optimus

Biting biting biting biting biting biting biting biting biting bi

Sg megop is such a thing for me and i love the idea of Megatron looking at Optimus and saying "I can fix him" & sg Optimus concluding "i can be better than him"

So much physicality in their love language in most versions of megop. They've grappled so many times in battle they wouldn't quite know what to do without each other's touch

.... biting. So much gay biting.

These two are soulmates even when megop isn't involved. They always find each other, no matter what.

If we're working with tfa Megop, I'm very specific and highly prefer that it's Optimus who's bold enough to make the first move, it's Optimus who's job is to prove himself as a suitor. Which he does by besting Megatron and holding his own well.

I think so much about adrenaline fueled battle frags that aren't necessarily out of love but definitely lust and mutual agreement and getting the energy out

In general i prefer the dynamic with Optimus being more dominant and sub!Megs, but this isn't set in stone and i love the flex and flow of their dynamic (especially considering shattered glass because if everything is being flipped around why not that too?)

I love them so much it's insane. Closest thing i have to an otp.

Love them

#riot rambles #suggestive #at times #maccadam #transformers #megop #megatron #Optimus prime #all versions #they're fun toys to smash together #they pull and push at each other in interesting ways #gay. our favorite old man yaoi #I've been freaking out (positive) over megop #soundwave usually has opinions #yes #sorry if this isn't very coherent

[emmafaeru]

this is absolutely one hundred percent an otherside picnic blog now btw

#otherside picnic #what if we were two girls and we had the closest relationship in the world 😳😳 #what if we were practical and thematical compliments to each other so that one could not work without the other #what if we went through unimaginable horrors and came out clutching onto each other as the last anchor in our world #WHAT IF I WAS TRAPPED IN INTERSTITIAL SPACE AND THE ONLY WAY I COULD GET BACK TO YOU WAS TO SEE THE EXTENT OF YOUR LOVE FOR ME #WHAT IF WERE LESBIANS DRIVING AN AP-1 HUH #what if our sanity was a toy we could play with like a cats cradle and you wove mine back up for me again #what if you accompanied me into fear itself and pulled me back out again #what if you picked out an outfit for me in the magoiya of all places and told me I looked cute in it #what if I was like ophelia in a field and you were a hand reaching down to me #what if the world itself was fraying at the seams and you held my hand and we stepped through #what then huh. what then. #what happens. what happens when we’re two girls in a world like no other and we’re accomplices #(the closest relationship in the world) #and we rely on each other and fight for each other and cry for each other #I have so many thoughts about otherside picnic #gay ass bitches #what if I was running from the things in my past and fell into a field through a door and you laughed and helped me up #what if we had a fight and i came running after you into death itself #what if we got drunk on a beach in the middle of the otherside and watched the ocean #what if. what if. what if.

[zenaidamacrouras1]

This was my brother's favorite Ken, his canon name is "Horse Lovin' Ken."

He came to us from a yard sale missing his red checker shirt, grinning proudly with his his jaunty cowboy hat, leather shearling vest loose over his bare chest, and squeezed into those skin tight red leather pants.

It was pretty clear to us even in a conservative rural area in the 80s and 90s that him and Barbie were "just friends." Barbie had her boyfriends, but red leather pants Ken was not among them.

Shirtless under that vest was really a bit obscene, so when we found a red mesh Ken tank top at a yard sale, he got that instead, because it matched the red leather pants. I'm going to tell you something that probably won't surprise you - the addition of the red mesh muscle tank did not make the red leather pants less risqué.

#barbie and ken #horse lovin ken #gay cowboy ken #was what we called him pretty much as soon as we knew what gay was #in a positive way #he was a respected member of the community #those pants are badass and I would wear that outfit in a fucking heartbeat #I would wear that outfit in a heartbeat #I looked for red leather pants for years so I could be him for Halloween #I love you gay cowboy Ken and I always will #barbie 2023 #This was legit one of our absolute favorite toys and 100% because it was so damn gay not that we had that term we just knew a good thing

[ralvezfanatic]

i want him to pin me against a wall, holding my hands above my head with his knee between my legs, kissing abd teasing me, telling me how im his and only his and, and, and 🙁

#im not well #like #i need him #in a way that is concerning #to everything in existence #i want him to do unspeakable things to me #absolutely need him to destroy me #please #its not a joke #i want him so bad #i want him to use me #i'd let him wreck me #let him use me like a toy fr #starlite 𖤐 is gay #criminal minds #luke alvez

[jemimahaste]

Me strolling into the cinema to see a queer cowboy film for the second time in my life

#strange way of life #brokeback mountain #gay #toy story

[gorgynei]

maddys transformation stuff in s1e4 is literally just her getting sensory overload and stressing out from tests and nearly having a meltdown. oh no :-( too real

#the way she was getting overwhelmed by the pen tapping and ppl biting their nails and was rlly fidgetty and having a hard time #focusing on anything. get her a stim toy and a dark room stat #mostly 1:1 except for when the fire alarm made her feel better and not infinitely worse #GAY PEOPLEEEE theyre revising together. gay people #ramblings #wolfblood #wolfblood watch

[rocksandmirrors]

idk what happens in my brain when i see a drawing of the losers kissing, but it's awakening something unhinged for sure

#rant #i hate them. i hate gay people #i need to to squeeze them like dog toys til their eyes pop out #gustholomule #by the way. in case you didn't get it.

[babblingeccentric]

the reason my sanji posting is so good is because i kind of hate him. i want to beat him up so he goes on a journey of self discovery and becomes a better person. and also because its funny

#in this and many other ways i am like the okama from kamabaka kingdom #also i want to get him laid because i think it might fix him #like very rarely does sex fix someone #but i think the right kind of vaguely gay sex deployed at precisely the right moment by some freaky little queer who pities him #could very well fix a lot of what is wrong with sanji #hes like a really sad rubber toy i want to throw at a wall to see how it deforms #i think him suffering is funny #mine #not smut #black leg sanji

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

from the five videos you have sent my analysis is that your type is: gay in some way, listens to sad songs at 3am, thinks grey is a nice color and had Lego as their favorite toy when younger

HELO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

#“had lego as their favourite toy when younger” HOW could you possibly get that #gay in some way is probably accurate tho #teddie!!

[plushie-lovey]

Just came home from work and found my plushies laying like this?? I did not position them this way, hello???

Glad to see Autumn likes the new girl Goldie so much 🏳️‍🌈

#did not realize autumn was gay good for her good for her #stuffed animals #plushies #plushblr #webkinz #I'm sure they wound up positioned this way when my datemate was waking up this morning #but I love to think my plushies go by Toy Story logic and move on their own #so yes they are cuddling like this on purpose #at least I hope its cuddling o-O #only cause there's other plushies literally right next to em. would be weird if they were boinking with others around #but anyways like I said I didn't know Autumn was gay. I was planning to ship her with somebody soon #but I wanted to think about it first. however Autumn chose for herself #I literally just got Goldie too. like 2 days ago. introduced her to the bed squad last night. did not expect this to happen #absolutely not mad tho. wlw solidarity #viti's plushies #plushie: Autumn #plushie: Goldie

[dustcell]

I’ve never specifically talked about this to anyone since a trusted irl literallly said to my face” well I’m gonna ignore your choice of gender you’ll be a girl to me forever cause that’s what I see you as deal with it” after I came out to her

#when I look in the mirror I don’t see me I just see them as someone I dressed up or made up like a toy/play dough way #i know my current body will not look any where near as what I want in my ideal masculine bodyimage #my face shape and it’s bone structure is too round and chubby mainly #I did cut off all my hair once above neck for a few years after middle school but I looked terrible so it didn’t help with the gender after #*dysphoria #I’ve just settled with what this body would fit…… unless I do surgery on my full face and still get mistakenly as a butch #I’ll not even try to form any kind of romantic relationship too even if they claim they’re gay I know it’s because they like girls and I #fucking look like one #……. get bent #my post