#get fucked william lmao

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

"Symmetry, my friend!"

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's spoilers #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #matthew lillard #josh hutcherson #elizabeth lail #steve raglan #william afton #spring bonnie #springtrap #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #ahh sweet symmetry #get fucked william lmao

[varilien]

@azurecitrus OKAY THIS MOVIE ABSOLUTELY BROKE MY HEART AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY THANK YOU FOR THE REC LMAOOO

reminded me of a dream i had once, about vash and wolfwood being schoolkids together and wolfwood scaring off all of vash's bullies,,

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #asks #azurecitrus #movie night with v #always a wild thing to have a movie that p much the whole time is like. oh okay very sad very uncomfortable. #and i'm failing to get much out of the experience. UNTIL!! the last twenty minutes or so #where the ending officially cements the story in my brain forever dfkjghdfk #goddddd the scene where he learns to hit back..... and that final triumphant ''HIS ARM IS MINT!! >:D'' #I'M TEARING UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT......... OUAGH.... #EXTREMELY GOOD MOVIE IT HURT VERY BADLY LMAO #the black phone also gets extra points of favor with me for the scene the main character was watching my favorite william castle movie lol #alsooo week one in my first apartment babeyyyyyyyy i have not fucking slept at all dfkgjhdfjg

[aeirithgainsborough]

i knew ppl would parallel the you deserve a choice bit with joel saving ellie and i knew it would make me furious cus it was never joel who took her choice away and he’s not wrong to have saved a suicidal child from being a lab rat lmao. it never would have been a free choice for her. and tbh i love bella but it’s disappointing to see them talk about how being a cure is ellie’s life purpose and that she has to force herself to believe joel cus it’s too painful for her to admit the person she loves and trusts the most has taken that away from her bcus it lacks any nuance or care in the way we talk about a traumatised girl and her agency and who is doing her harm vs who isn’t. joel didn’t take anything from her. the fireflies stopped her having a choice by not even asking and even if they’d asked it still wouldn’t have been a free choice cus she would have been consenting bcus of trauma and guilt. the fireflies attempting to exploit that as justification fucks with ellie’s agency more than joel did and is what actually would have taken something away from her

#i keep repeating this but im on this hill and im not getting down #rlly fucked up the way ppl repeatedly talk about a traumatised kid #all the ppl saying joel should have given her choice still make me laugh #at what point after he’s been threatened to death if he tried to get to her did you want him to ask her lmao??????? #when he’s being shot at? when the surgeon brandishes a scalpel? they’d both be dead! #and even if that wasn’t a completely absurd idea even if she’d said yes he still should have stopped it idc #the last of us #tlou #ellie williams #joel miller

[quietwingsinthesky]

i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.

#it wouldn’t have to change any of the actual plot of the season. except MAYBE amy’s choice but even then i think amy’s choice would be the #one episode where they should be adults. if only for the half where they live in a village in that dream. #because that’s the kind of future that children would dream up. they live in a little cottage and nothing ever goes wrong and their best #friend visits them all the time even though they’ve grown up. #they aren’t actually adults there just children with an idea of what they should be as adults and acting accordingly #and it would still end the same way. #but idk its just. rory’s 2000 years waiting for amy inside the pandorica is already tragic. yes. #now imagine its a kid. a kid in a little roman soldier helmet who will never grow up. who will not leave his best friend. #he loves her and she’s more important than the whole universe and that sort of love is supposed to MEAN something in a fairy tale! #its supposed to melt the ice out of hearts and transform people from stone. #and what that love means here. is that he will have to wait 2000 years. a child and a box. #little rory and the amelia who followed the doctor’s letters to the pandorica. and she doesn’t recognize him again. #and amelia in the pandorica… 2000 years a child trapped in a small box waiting to be rescued. #s5 is already fucked for them but it could be worse. it could be so much worse. #and it would make the doctor choosing to take her place in the pandorica to save the universe later even better. #because who else but the doctor would put the fate of the universe on the shoulders of two children and realize much too late what a #monstrous thing he’d done. and still have to hope. have to hope. that amelia would remember him fondly enough to bring him back to reality. #the logistics of all of this would have been a pain lmao. child labor laws in acting and all that. #BUT. hypothetically. it would have slapped. #doctor who #amy pond #rory williams #<- also this entire time ive been referring to him in my head as rory pond so much that i fuckin. forgot his actual last name. #and then like if you want them to be adults in s6 or whatever you can just timeskip to them getting married and still have amelia remember #the doctor there. it would work. it would. #amelia pond au

[breadedsinner]

"I-I can’t believe Kaidan didn’t make it. How could we just leave him down there?"

"Alenko knew the risks going in. He gave his life to save the rest of us."

@cannot-rest

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Ashley Williams #shepley #meedit #masseffectedit #gamingedit #dailyvideogames #meleedit #Raphael Shepard #God this took me for fucking ever come back in 3 years when I learn custom meshes and re make it lmao #Anyway happy birthday to the best girl best romance best everything #*mine #Also say what you want about Mark Meer's voice work especially in the first game #But his voice gets so soft here and I appreciate that

[lizzardthing]

In 1997 Willy “Boss” Murderface would open the infamous pizza joint, Willy’s Neopolitan Pies, in Union City. Despite the over saturated New York/New Jersey pizza market, Willy’s quickly shot to fame for their excellent pizza, terrible service, and of course their iconic debut special item- Baked Beans Pizza.

Despite the staffs horrible attitude and the questionable health and safety kitchen situation, Willy’s became beloved by locals and tourists alike. Boss terrorized both staff and customers, being recounted by one visitor as “the worst possible man to own a restaurant. Or possibly do anything.” For over 20 years, Willy’s was known far and wide as a must-stop for travelers through the area. The pizza was burnt, cheese questionable, and “secret” sauce “unlike anything I’ve ever tasted. Like a gas station in your mouth.”

Willy’s made Boss a millionaire, and he was on track to become one of the most successful self-made business owners in the country. Until, of course, tragedy struck.

In 2008 world famous band Dethklok visited Willy’s and liked their pizza so much, they tried to strike a deal with Boss, and that’s when it all went downhill. Refusing to sell, Boss found himself in a lawsuit with Dethklok he couldn’t afford to win and couldn’t fathom losing, and the ensuing investigation from Dethkloks’ far more powerful lawyers resulted in Willy’s making headlines for all the wrong reasons; human fecal matter in the sauce, mainly. Boss was forced to shut down his restaurant and move away, often being hunted down as he moved to smaller and smaller apartments and getting “bean sauced”- former customers and fanatics term for throwing their own feces at his house, car, and sometimes himself.

Boss eventually moved to El Paso, where he’s rumored to run a small manure and fertilizer ranch, although after the Dethklok fiasco it’s been nearly impossible to catch photos of him. Wherever you are Boss, we hope you know- whatever was in it, that pizza was delicious.

#metalocalypse #mtl #william murderface #uhh #i posted this in disc and then was like ok maybe it deserves to see the light of day lmao #murderface is italian and jewish bc i say so #also that does make sense he’s from fucking jersey #maybe someday my other random mtl hcs will get posted #depends how well this one does ig

[spineless-lobster]

Hey so letting y’all know now I am not changing my fics to james or god forbid fucking anthony I’m sorry but I cannot agree with those names for them it’s against my morals as a person like fundamentally I’m so fucking sick to my stomach like I love that scene as much as the next guy and JAMES and ANTHONY just IS NOT IT!!!!!!!

Also as I write new fics I will not be changing the names so cry about it I guess

#I’m being so fucking serious I do not fw james or anthony #I’m calling them cap/havers or theodore/william #im not even sorry #if you don’t like it then just don’t read it I guess #or get the name changing extension (like I did lmao) #but I just like can’t #I was hoping I wouldn’t be one of these people but I guess I am #and there is no way in hell I am using the fucking ship name ‘janthony’ #that can fuck right off #sorry I’m just so pissed about this lmao #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts spoilers #the captain #lieutenant havers

[crumbleclub]

I think Evan might be the most resistant to humiliation out of the Afton kids. It still hurts, obviously, but he responds to it more typically.

Elizabeth and Michael inherited William's sensitivity to it, though.

Elizabeth doesn't get that treatment much, just because she's the favorite. (Evan gets it the most, which is probably part of why he's a bit jaded to it.) When she does, she rages. Not towards William, never towards William, but in general: tantrums, throwing things, starting arguments.

Michael, in the long run, takes things out on others and on himself, but, in the moment?

Humiliation is the easiest way to make him cry. Red face, angry tears that itch and burn on his cheeks. He wants to lash out, wants to hit and bite and scream– rarely, he does, and it always ends in bruises and blood– but his hands lock up and his feet plant to the floor, and all he can do is stand there like a trembling statue as his father's words break him down.

#normal things to post while eating at the fucking cheesecake factory #fnaf #michael afton #cc afton #evan afton #elizabeth afton #william afton #it's ok other mike been there lol #mike's actual writing #this one gets writing tagged bc i like it lmao #cw abuse

[ladyseidr]

one day i'm going to give in and write glam.mike stuff like rip to people who hate the theory but i think it'd be fun fksahskld

#☽—— ⸢ ooc ⸥ #f n a f / #.tbd. #not saying i agree with the theory necessarily i just think it's interesting #( prob gonna start watching H.W2 tonight so ignore that statement if it was disproven / whatever ) #like i either have to write glam.mike or robot!greg.ory and i'm apologizing ahead of time LMAO #me hearing theories ppl hate and being like <3 <3 <3 #i think it's worse that ( <- HASN'T PLAYED H.W2 ) i still lean toward the robot!gregory theory sincerely #but also i admit that i do just like the theory as an avid Boy-Isn't-The-Aft.on-Family-Fucked-Up fan LMAO #even if not writing robot!gregory as canon my william still is trying to build Robot Kids But With His Kids Souls or whatever #it's just SO him. so the idea of him having had a blueprint of CC and van.ny getting it is just. interesting. #( to be clear i don't think gre.gory ACTUALLY has CC's soul i lean toward that being impossible #i view gregory more as like an. intended host. although he's sentient so that def means remnant sorry ) #okay i'm looking back over this post & i'm reminded how entirely nonsensical this would sound to a non-fan fdkshfaskhfsdkal #me vc: well either he's a normal kid or he's a remnant-infused robot intended to host the soul of the serial killer's dead kid #and i still wouldn't consider that the weirdest fn.af theory lmao #also! i meant to write earlier but shit got busy. def gonna try writing tonight

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

HIII DUDE good afternoon how r u how's the tokyo ghoul rewatch going!! i would. Love 2 hear ur ghostkicks and/or tg thoughts literally at any given time. taking ur joke tags absolutely dead serious because im trying 2 figure out How To Write Them currebtly & we're doin a bit of wrangling in the google doc 😭.

u know i have the brainrot so so so badly because im on episode 3 of tg and all i can think is "i can make a pd au out of this" so im feeling rlly normal abt it basically. im blaming it on unravel.

ANYWAY. ANYWAY. ANYWAY. YEAH. HI. GHOSTKICKS. they are soooooo. tired depressed introvert gets adopted by a loud bubbly extrovert trope. at least on the surface. like how they behave at school in season 1. thinkin abt jimmy going "what is UP with bro behind u" and william just ominously lurking there. and how dakota defends him later !!!!!!!! idk how much of this youve gotten to yet bc i dont remember when it actually comes up in canon bc its such an ingrained part of his character but dakota is soooooo. guard dog coded. this hits especially hard in the "what if pd were villains" oneshot but its sooooo prevalent in canon too.

they both hold each other in the highest respect. william sees dakota as the prime (ha) example of what a hero should be. hes brave hes kind he does his best to protect everyone no matter what. hes all the things that william Isnt. BUT !!!! dakota also looks up to him !!! hes so smart hes good at problem solving hes so curious about everything and asking questions and poking his nose into things that nobody else would even consider. dakota knows hes not smart so he automatically looks to william whenever he needs a plan or someone to tell him what to do when he feels lost. they complement each other and they dont even !!!!! know it !!!!!!!

also regarding williams powers. fuck dude. season 1 he was so fucking scared of himself and ashamed of the things he could do . he hid every time he had to use wisp form !!! but dakota always thought it was so cool and was not QUIET about it. boy went fucking STAR EYES the first time he saw wisp form !!!!!! i will never stop thinking abt the first rolled for season 2 where charlie goes "if dakota hadnt left, he probably wouldve been able to convince william to keep using his powers and not to completely disregard their existence like he has been" and . considering what william is like in season 2... god this wouldve been a COMPLETELY different fucking campaign. theyre so. incredibly soulmates to me. theyre so important to each other theyd do anything for each other. i cant say too much more without accidentally giving you spoilers bc i WILL keep talking and not be able to shut up but GOD fuck ghostkicks enjoyers eat so well in the latter half of s2. moirails. 2 me !!!!!!!

#anyway pd tg au: will as kaneki dakota as hide vyncent as touka . #tempted to say tide is yoshimura but for some reason i vaguely remember him being fucked up evil. dont know if thats actually true or not. #also trying 2 decide whether mal or kimuri would fit better as rize. not the exact character but like the. #oh youre being haunted by this guys soul. actually probably kimuri is better but hes not like. Evil yknow. #i will likely regret saying all of this once i get 2 later episodes. if i stick with watching this idk if i will or not lmao #but i remember none of the overarching plot of tg so im going solely on the characters up to ep 3. #anyway im not ever going to do anything with this but this is a fun little peek into my twisted cycle path mind #this is how i enjoy media when im obsessed w something else #THANK U FOR THE BEAFT. WHAT A LOVELY SHRIMP YOU HAVE #aauagahagahghhhhh. ros i cannot wait for u to have the ghostkicks knowledge i have. g #im going to start biting things. they make me crazy. theyd do literally anything for each other. #i loooove ghostknife dont get me wrong. im a huge ghostknife warrior #i love williams lamebass awkward teenager crush so much. and i think they should kiss. #but also platonic soulmates ghostkicks takes up so much of my brain space these days. theyre just so. extremely important 2 me. #matesprit vs moirail etc etc #dakota is williams wingman. etc etc etc. #anyway. im chewing through wrought iron bars currently #asks #friends!!! #intertexts

[vrmxlho]

LATE NIGHTS & HEARTBREAK *DRAFT***********

gn! reader x eita otoya

scared of abandonment? just abandon them first!

tags: toxic/morally gray! reader, angst (actually idk what angst is so this is probably a lie), established relationship, lovers to exes (who are still in love 🤗)

"i'm never gonna treat you like i should" 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

#no idea how this would work out but lmao #reader who HATES the attention their bf gets so plots to leave him heartbroken #but realises they're in love #tries to get over it #otoya realises they're being distant and misses them but hes a pussy so he doesnt tell them #breakup </333 then belated love epiphany #hannah williams legend 💌 #uh why do i just never stick to one thing what the fuck is this

[spring-lxcked]

okay separate post because tags were getting long, but william resenting ppl and not realizing it / not understanding why is like. Common for him. this is about michael. this is about henry. this is about elise / mrs. af.ton. potentially even some victims. he resents ppl being authentically themselves. he resents ppl being better than him ( or even equal to him, in some cases ). he resents ppl who don't "have" to try as hard, who don't "deserve" to be doing better than him, etc etc etc. but he can't pinpoint that. he's not as self-aware as he thinks he is.

#—— ✧ ooc » #˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons ) #honestly if sb called him out for resenting like. henry. who he OBVIOUSLY resents ( alongside everything else lmao ) #he would deny it and be Dead Fucking Serious at like. most points in the timeline. #this is a man who will put himself into a bad position & then be like 'anybody who doesn't go through this i hate you' #man who only learns authenticity after killing double digits & traumatizing everyone around him & then promptly gets kebabed #like WHY is your coping mechanism for 'something is wrong with me this is bad' to invent an entire personality #actually ouch nevermind that last tag hit close to home #but also that's not an excuse to feel sympathy for william. someone shoot him. #gun mention tw

[timeloopedd]

fnaf oc :) i adore him to bits and making his lore is fun and weird! 2022 art

#oc #//fnaf oc #i almost made a typo and put 2002 art #yeah daps. you were making art before you were even born LMAO #i really want to flesh out his friends/band members more too… #even though they’re not really part of the fnaf part of the story #i just think they’re cool #he IS based on something. but the lore im making based on that somethjng is SOO weird and sort of complicated #sounds on par with the actual fnaf lore tbh 😭 #anyway wanting to add on. part of his lore is that he was starting to get on his brothers case (william) about who was killing the kids #william did not like this. he did not like how Luis was about to find him out everytime #(okay yeah his name is decided now it’s Luis) #anyways #William had a second springtrap suit (looks slightly different it was like a prototype of sorts) #and right when Luis was about to catch him red handed (purple handed? xD) he stuffed him in the suit #AND this is where the thing i based him off of happens #the laplaces angel fnaf animation collab #i just thought the model was really cool and the video is so fucking awesome #warning tho it has flashing lights #i have no idea if the character model in the video has a story or name #i’ve tried to find any sort of link from the video description about it but idk. i will try looking again sometime #fnaf oc

[branmer]

never forget the time i saw people whining about how 'gaelic language signs are a waste of tax payer money' as if gaelic speakers don't pay their taxes and don't deserve to be served by public money too

#fuck these people honestly #absolute shambles #also like it actually costs near nothing to add gaelic to signs lol #like signs have to be maintained and replaced anyway #so it's just part of that #rip that person who claimed they got lost on their way to fort william because of gaelic signage like lmao #Ive been that way and every fucking road there leads to fort william #it is impossible to get lost #and fort william is EXTREMELY VISIBLE on every sign

[agentemo]

WWWY Fest [handshake emoji] Adjacent Fest

letting me see Jimmy Eat World and Paramore on the same stage

#i fucking love festivals dawg #first show of my life i took off my shoes lmao #they had little holes in them and the sand was getting in and i was like fuck it #found a barricade to lean my fragile little body against built a hill of sand for my short little body to get a better view #made some showfriends got a drink from the bar 2 feet away THERE WERE SO MANY BARS fuckin saw Hayley Williams tell far right people they're #CHARACTER LIMIT IF YOU VOTE FOR RON DESANTIS YOU'RE DEEEEAD TO ME #i will be going next year lmfao i love sand i will buy some disposable flip flops and put them in my back pocket the second i touch beach #if you made it this far HOO BOT I KNEW I WAS GONNA DISAPPEAR AFTER THE MCR TOUR BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS #for a bit there i was working a lot and now i'm not and the whole time i was not mentally well but what's new lololol #i don't know how to talk to people anymore maybe i can finally admit to myself i'm autistic #i. lost this carefully curated skill that. was barely a skill. Learn-ed behavioR

[weenierufu]

W A S P THING--

Specifically based off of a “Vespa mandarinia”

#my art #my oc babs #Amos #William #William gets fucking BITTEN by a big ass bug #he'll be fine lmao #bugs