#girlboss needs a malewife

[bethanydelleman]

If I have to read ONE MORE TIME that Elinor Dashwood deserves a "stronger" man than Edward Ferrars...

Like excuse me? What exactly about Elinor Girlboss Dashwood's character implied that she wanted anything other than a malewife?

#sense and sensibilty #elinor dashwood #edward ferrars #girlboss needs a malewife #elinor girlboss dashwood

[ecoterrorist-katara]

you don’t have to be a Zutara shipper to dislike Ka/taang

Most of my irl friends are not shippers and the word “Zutara” does not exist in their vocabulary, but they think Ka/taang is weird. Because a prepubescent boy with a teenage girl is weird. He’s a child. She’s a teenager. Anyone who stops and thinks about what they were like at twelve vs fourteen knows those were some long years.

I started getting the ick for Ka/taang in The Headband and it reached its apex in Nightmares and Daydreams. I didn’t even start liking Zutara until The Southern Raiders. I liked Katara with Haru but the creators sank that ship with a strategically placed moustache

I am a ZK shipper so things like parallels and symbolism and Katara’s development as an adult matter to me. But even without all that, I didn’t like Ka/taang. Because before my analytical brain jumped in, my lizard brain said “ick.”

#honestly Haru’s moustache was the most effective ship sink I’ve ever seen #Jetara had to be sunk by a boulder to the chest but all Harutara needed was a few pixels above his lip #RIP Harutara you would’ve been a malewife x girlboss icon #anti kataang #Zutara #harutara #I think we need to bring back the word “icky” because it conveys a sentiment that doesn’t have moral baggage but is extremely descriptive

[espeartz]

She umi on my neko [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

#umineko #umineko no naku koro ni #umineko when they cry #wtc #erika furudo #dlanor a. knox #what is the Dlanor/Erika ship name??? we need more of them either way #I’m on yuri duty #battler ushiromiya #beatrice the golden witch #beabato #girlboss malewife dynamic #i love them so so much <3 #my art #umineko fanart #umineko shitposts #UPDATE I FOUND OUT THE ERIKA DLANOR SHIP NAME!!!! #dlanerika

[mazojo]

poly Retsuko, Haida and Tadano (real)

#COWARDS COWARDS BUNCH OF COWARDS MAKE IT CANONNNN #TADANO AS THE CEO ENTREPRENEUR RETSUKO THE GIRLBOSS IDOL POLITICIAN STAR AND HAIDA AS THE LOSER MALEWIFE HACKER PLEASE #On my knees please please please they are all dating please #I need this I need it I need them to hold hands so relevant and important #anime #aggretsuko #Haida #tadano #Retsuko

[twiggyart6]

Usopp is gaslight

Robin is gatekeep

Nami is girlboss

Franky is mansplain

Sanji is manipulate

Zoro is malewife

And Luffy is just silly

#did I get this right? I just needed Zoro to be malewife #one piece #op luffy #op sanji #op zoro #op usopp #op nami #op robin #op franky #op memes #one piece meme #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #mansplain manipulate malewife #text post

[len-yx]

I think instead of being normal and just hugging, Jaiden, Roier and Bobby would do that weird affectionate headbut thing that cats sometimes do

#need to spread my girlboss-malewife-militarulevelthreatchil agenda stronger #qsmp #Quackity smp #jaiden animations #qsmp jaiden #roier #qsmp roier #qsmp bobby #q!jaiden #q!roier

[chao-mp3]

what is gangstalia even abaut

#him and Gilbert are girlboss x malewife coded I just need to figure out who is what #i am having thoughts #Interpret it any way you want #you will probably be right because I think a lot #teutemp #hetalia knights templar #hetalia #hws knights templar #hetalia world stars #prutemp #aph #hws #hetalia gangsta #gangstalia #fan art #art #I am feeling really silly #REALLY SILLY

[tejasvkris]

I can do both

I can mansplain, manipulate and malewife my way thru a situation

But...

I can also girlboss gatekeep and gaslight my way thru situations.

But I will not do so because

other people deserve to be treated nicely

because we don't know their situation and how our interaction with them will affect their life

#desi #desiblr #desi tag #desi teen #desi things #i need sleep #mansplaining #studying #desi academia #writing #curvy girls #indian aesthetic #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girl boss gaslight gatekeep #girlblogging #tumblr girls #manipulate mansplain malewife #i can do both

[gaillol-13]

Hell yeah IG textposts time! (Ft: a 'dope person I follow's post @hey-hey-j .)

Mostly ship posts because yes

#truth be told i didn't need to @ i just want an excuse to show people my bullshit #inspector gadget #ig textposts #ig textpost #textposts #girlboss Android and Malewife Cyborg #quimbget #yeah mostly ship textposts cuz i love them :))) #memes #gadget and the gadgetinis #cuz their kinda there too

[icedlava1]

I’ve been playing Bayonetta a lot lately. I really like these two KCBSKCNDK

#bayonetta #bayonetta 1 #luka redgrave #bayonetta fanart #THESE TWO ARE THE DEFINITION OF MALEWIFE AND GIRLBOSS #i love these two sm #the lack of luka redgrave content is illegal #i love luka so much #and bayonetta #i think they’re neat #and bayonetta is so hard to draw lmaoo i need to get good #my art #jay art #also my style is all over the place lol its so inconsistent

[ibeewashere]

Thinking. Thinking about Danny Pudi in the arguement again. God he looks so fucking frazzled I just want to kiss him on the forehead and maybe just maybe the lips

#danny pudi #the argument #Brett the argument #he doesn’t have a fucking last name #he’s so. gorgeous. #pretty pretty boy #he’s such malewife too oh my fucking god #brett was the ‘walk you like a dog’ blueprint on fucking god #also GOD his wife is so FUCKING HOT. #girlboss x malewife #he’s submissive?? #brad bakshi #my silly little guy #Brad isn’t related to this post nor this convo but I still love him #my sweet baby boy #little angel #my capitalist lover #i love him so much #I may need psychiatric assistance #i may be insane #i may have a problem #an addiction if u will #but does that make me crazy? #I dunno did I fuck your mom last night? yes. #hey wait

[drxgony]

i think people should appreciate cringegirl fail exile more.

#atton i diagnose you with down bad #i just need a mc with 'just like me fr' syndrome #cause shes JUST LIKE ME FR !!! represent #kotor #kotor 2 #knights of the old republic #meetra surik #the exile #the jedi exile #atton rand #sw kotor2 #sw kotor #sw #star wars #star wars knights of the old republic #girlboss malewife dynamic i love you but i need some rep here. cringefail girlbosses rise

[soggedboytroutanti]

Paul Matthews Headcanon #2

Hes agender, biromantic, and demisexual! Sorry, but that man is so queer. Im looking at you, partner quote from What Do You Want, Paul? Also he's the guy who doesnt like musicals, and the guy who doesnt like gender. That man would absolutely go on tangents about how dumb and made up gender is to Emma. I think she'd end up also being a gender anarchist. I think he could convert her. Anyways he uses he/him bc thats what people assume but really he doesnt care. Also hes a malewife literally. He loves when Emma calls him her wife.

I also think he fucks around with gender presentation. I have so many thoughts about this. Like I can see so many outfits so vividly and I might draw them. Baggy leather jacket, white tee, jeans. Turtlenecks. Slutty ass v necks. Crop tops. There is so much potential here and i *need* to see him in casual attire. I just think he deserves to be a little bit of a whore, okay?

He wears makeup and nail polish sometimes, but mainly doesnt because of how much effort it takes. He just wants to stick it to homophobes, sometimes, yk? Esp like when dressing up on dates with Emma.

Also I keep picturing him with like smallish rectangle shaped reading glasses because his vision is usually fine enough but he cant see well up close when reading. They have thin gold frames! Emma loves how he looks in them but I dont think she mentions it. I could talk about this shit for hours

#starkid #hatchetfield #emma perkins #paulkins #tgwdlm #queer #npmd #headcanons #paul matthews #the guy who didnt like musicals #agender paul matthews #genderqueer paul matthews #gender anarchy #demisexual paul matthews #biromantic paul matthews #hes the boyloser malewife to her girlboss #paul matthews needs reading glasses #painted nails #makeup

[oxygen-stealer]

There needs to be more audio adventures scriddler content or else I'll have to make some myself

#the potential is untapped #their girls need to set something up #i feel the girlboss x malewife dynamic in my soul #batman the audio adventures #scriddler #scarecrow #riddler #jonathan crane #edward nygma #oxy talks-y

[ur-local-kiwi]

chat am i insane for immediately thinking of noppo x hitotsume when i first saw this

#kiwi is eveposting... #NO BUT LIKE WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY WORK AS A SHIP LOWKEY #we are missing out on PRIME MALEWIFE X GIRLBOSS MATERIAL HERE #like enemies to lovers type shit. do you see the vision #though i need to know if zingai / shadows have like. canon ages. just to make sure...

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Akk: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Ayan: This is a lie.

Ayan: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Ayan: HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

#ayan being mansplain manipulate malewife #and akk being gaslit gatekeep girlboss #akk just needs to sit there prettily #and in the background you'll see ayan tripping on air and faceplanting #akk the eclipse #akkayan #ayan the eclipse #ayanakk #the eclipse incorrect quotes #the eclipse series #the eclipse the series #the eclipse