#go red bull fuck you

[grandprix-ao3]

the red bull fan in me knows no bounds

#RED BULL GOT THAT DOG IN THEM FR #that’s my team out thereeee #i think it would be funny if george was right in bahrain #and they won every race #go red bull fuck you

[ef-1]

red bull might be home. Daniel left red bull because he said he's scared he might always look like the kid with braces in their eyes. red bull took Daniel back in when he fell out of love with the sport. Daniel says he wants to finish his career at red bull. red bull made Daniel sign his first contract on a karting track without a lawyer or a parent when he was underage. Daniel told red bull he'd sign with them in 2018 until he didn't. red bull's mechanics and engineers hung off the pitwall to cheer for Daniel when he got his first podium with renault. Daniel says returning to red bull is a full circle. red bull didn't pay Daniel anything for his first year in f1, no sponsors or salary- just a racing seat. Daniel drove the red bull for the first time in 6 years and was good enough to be on the first row.

red bull might be a violent undercurrent that smells vaguely like home.

#im on the plane #meg told me to watch a cute video and what do i do instead? i go to my forbidden archive #i examine this horrible fucking relationship and i am SICK AGAIN!!! #SICK AGAAIN #FUCK YOU RED BULL FUCK EVERYTHIGNFJFKDK #f1 #daniel ricciardo

[introspectivememories]

tim is the ceo of wayne ent. and therefore makes the most money in the relationship and i just know bernard "obessed with shitty wattpad fics" dowd, laughs every time he sends tim off to work. just laughing to himself in the kitchen saying, "i married the billionaire ceo?!"

#tim has to go to gala one day and his stylist gives him a black suit with a fur lining at the collar. bear takes a photo and sends it to #dami with the caption: the duke of the north is my secret husband?! #dami can't look tim in the eye for weeks without laughing #also isekai reader!dami my beloved. jason tries to get damian into all the classics and damian is just like: no todd you must read /this/ #and it's some shittily translated reincarnated villainess manhwa #bernard 'active wattpad account' dowd after reading the tabloids about tim's string of lovers: the billionaire playboy's exception #tim running on a combo of red bull mixed with 3 different energy drinks: what the fuck are you talking about #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

[slythereen]

christian it’s not too late for you to stick a rbr sticker on charles’ car and let him and max team up against carlos btw. if you care

#i mean if his actual teammate doesn’t want to work with him….. #why can’t we let his future teammate start working with him #Christian Horner i believe in you #now that it’s basically a given that carlos is going to try to fuck charles and Ferrari isn’t going to stop him #i kind of hope it’s extra chaotic #i hope It’s a Scene #i hope It’s so much Chaos that Charles says you know what I can’t deal w this shit next year too #whether that means making him crazy enough to call Christian back (pls) #or it means actively holding Ferrari hostage until they announce breaking carlos contract next season #i need it to be messy enough to enact change #PLEASE #safely of course #rbr Charles #charles leclerc #red bull racing #lestappen #*delphi #ferrari civil war 2023 #fuck u ferrarj

[hypokeimena]

my most unpopular grouchy christmas opinion is that krampusposting is more cringe and irritating than sincere christmas love by like a factor of 50

#if you love christmas i will be annoyed but in a way where i'm aware that it's on me. you should like your holidays that's fine. #if you post krampus i am so mortified to see it and the urge to MEDDLE becomes overwhelming. it becomes so hard to leave it alone. #it's so so embarrassing to see. #just dug up this post from drafts last year bc i was reading abt how krampus is early modern/definitely not 'prechristian' which is an extr #layer like not that it would fine to post obvious racism / blood libel if it was prechristian revivalism but like. it simply is not. AND. #it is often racist / antisemitic and always embarrassing. #waving a red flag at a bull with this post let's fucking go #h/t kuzu for linking me the article in question.

[danthropologie]

the way we've spent literal months screaming crying throwing up trying to figure out what happened between australia and miami to make daniel go so fucking batshit insane and start his own personal red bull redux campaign the likes of which we could only dream of but maybe the answer all along was a dinner with christian where he finally admitted with his full chest that he wanted the red bull seat and instead of a "no" he got a "not yet"

#WHO WOULDN'T GO INSANE #WHO WOULDN'T FULLY ADMIT THAT 'FUCK YEAH ABSOLUTELY' THEY'VE PICTURED WINNING WITH THAT TEAM AGAIN #WHO WOULDN'T REFUSE TO SHUT UP ABOUT UNFINISHED BUSINESS #this is my new timeline and i'm sticking to it thank you #christian leaves dinner and is immediately on the phone like: #we need a chemistry test disguised as a silly little game between daniel and yuki STAT!!! #dan #red bull redux #silly season23 #mine #m:text

[skitskatdacat63]

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”(Monaco 2010-2013)

#the caption is (mostly)a joke and i *do* think im being funny with it #but that quote just suddenly popped into my brain and I could not stop laughing #but honestly tho that is my motto for any f1 ship but particularly abt drivers on the podium being touchy #like 'yeah you just beat me but i can respect that and so im gonna hug you about it' #(yeah yeah ik them hugging probably isnt that deep but their affection to their competitors means to much to me emotionally <3) #i like that the red bull boys are always at the scene of the crime its like they started it in 2010 and then committed to it #im particularly insane about the sebson and martian ones but as always webbonso going above and beyond #nando really said fuck these weak mfs bro-hugging im gonna clutch mark like hes my lifeline even tho he just beat me #btw i did research into all of the past 24 monaco podiums for this but these had the most flavor and theyre all directly chronological #sorry ik the spain gp is practically upon us by now but im still in monaco hell #i gotta get all the monaco posts out of my system #monaco: all bangers all the time #also this was meant to just be a photo post but then i looked at the actual footage and it turned into a gifpost oops #sebastian vettel #mark webber #jenson button #nico rosberg #fernando alonso #martian #sebmark #sebson #webbonso #sico #f1 #formula 1 #monaco grand prix #monaco gp #we do a little bit of f1

[sainzofthetimes16]

it’s “we race as one”, until you’re actually given a platform to speak on the topic.

#i’m looking at alex daniel valterri and lance specifically #and nico #its just noise-is so fucking pathetic its not funny #dont go posting about international womens day like you didn’t just disregard the experiences of women in motosports globally #daniel ricciardo #valtteri bottas #lance stroll #alex albon #lando norris #christian horner #red bull racing #formula 1

[fcb-mv33]

"I say what I think. If people have a problem with that, that's their problem."- Max on social media criticism

(So glad to have a person and not a robot as my favorite driver💞🫡)

#he really said ‘seems like a YOU issue not a ME issue’ #so go and fuck yourself maxy haters #max verstappen #rambles #f1 #formula 1 #red bull racing

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Seeing the same people who perpetuated or sent vicious misogynistic hate to Hannah Schmitz, as well as disgusting racist abuse towards Yuki and Alex because of FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORIES and those who just straight up ignored it, now up in arms regarding whatever the fuck is going on between the FIA and the wolffs is beginning to piss me off. Because now that it's not someone red bull affiliated involved, it's somehow now unacceptable.

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #who knows wtf is going on not the fia and not the teams but anyways #i will say toto needs to be investigated because of previous info breaches #but I've been saying that for years long before F1 academy was ever a thing #there's just been too many instances of him having info he shouldn't and things quietly and quickly changing for his benefit #I'm tired and stressed with trying to finish everything up for the semester hence why I've been less active #but this is just pissing me off #i never forgot or forgave the bs and abuse hannah yuki and alex got and i won't ever forget or forgive #i remember after monaco 22 i saw the anti red bull gang were claiming toto fucked up by “allowing' alex the Williams seat #apparently it was alexs fault ferrari fucked up and red bull were turning the tide smh #the bullshit ted began about hannah and yuki he will never see heaven i swear #and i know not everyone calling out the situation partook in the aforementioned but I'm seeing certain people who did #and they don't seem to notice their hypocrisy or double standards #anyway i get my one annoyed post that I'll probably delete later but at least I've got it out and can now return to watching the clown show #and ignore those with doublestandards #anyways bed now because i think I'm slowly losing my mind #it's not a good sign when you hear the imperial march in your head when thinking of college work is it

[pacovratta]

fuck mclaren fuck zak brown and fuck that orange fascist scum bag

#anti mclaren #except for oscar love you man #seriously what tf is wrong with them #can't even celebrate a non red bull win #and to all the trump supporting f1 fans go back to fucking nascar #mclaren hate blogging

[solaireverie]

mercedes is parallel-ing red bull already with lewis and sebastian it would be hilarious if they paralleled them with kimi and pierre/alex too

#solsplaining #i say “hilarious” as if i wouldn't go through all six stages of grief #torger if you fuck this up. #mercedes amg f1 #red bull racing #lewis hamilton #sebastian vettel #kimi antonelli #pierre gasly #alex albon

[princemick-archive]

2012 Singapore GP // podium celebrations

#seb stop looking at men like this theyre already going to fuck you #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #red bull racing #kyle.gif #f1edit #rbr.seb #singapore12

[rbr-seb]

What the fuck are these rumors that Daniel is willing to join AlphaTauri? Babygirl what are you doing you cannot mansplain manipulate malewife your way out of this contract like you did mclaren

#f1 #daniel ricciardo #he's going back to that one toxic ex just because chemistry #and he wants to be fucked by red bull #but babe #there's plenty of us willing to do it for you for free #dont go back #for legal purposes this is a joke

[ghostiewriter]

I can’t wait when bitches become max fans after hating on him for years like they did with sebastian vettel in his red bull era🤡

#ghostie rambles #max verstappen #sebastian vettel #f1 #like it’s a funny watching the same people hate on max go ahead and make sebastian edits #like honey you would’ve HATED red bull sebastian if you hate max #fucking hilarious

[danthropologie]

"#he IS a golden boy idc what anyone say" ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! seb, dan, max are the golden boys theres no way you can tell me something else. no one has ever had christian's heart the same way those three boys have had it

it makes me fucking INSANE though cause like. christian handpicking daniel to join their junior program. shepherding him through the ranks until he finally made it to the big leagues. constantly heaping praise on him. clearly wanting to win with him. treating him like a son!!! having him drive him to his wedding!!! thinking it was a fucking JOKE when daniel called to tell him he was leaving!!! continuing to praise and go to bat for him even when he was at his lowest!!! creating an entire role out of thin air in order to bring him home!!! saying if it was up to him, daniel never would have left in the first place!!!! LITERALLY PRODIGAL SON SHIT!!! literally fucking last days of judas iscariot "why didn't you make me good enough so you could've loved me" "i did! i did! i'm here! i love you!" type shit!!!

#maybe it's time to dig in the archive for that judas iscariot post and go fucking insane again #dan #christian horner #red bull redux #answered #anonymous #once again asking how the fUCK you let all that history and narrative fall by the wayside for fucking haas or whatever #i keep saying it but i'll keep saying it cause it's literally just fucking insane to me