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yksdr13 · 7 months

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If dangerous then why so precious??? Like- HOW should I remember not to mess with her when she is literally: 🥺🥺🥺

#my heart literally can't take it #god please give me this woman #sam carpenter #scream 6 #melissa barrera #samantha carpenter #yks rambles

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childeproof · 3 months

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”clone high is a multishipper’s paradise!!” and then they post abt every ship except ones that include harriet.. u guys r odd for that.

#childeproof #that and the fact that i only see jackée the ripper content in relation to fucking topher is sooo annoying #“oh harriet’s done xyz she’s not a good person she’s annoying” so is everyone else in the show except confucius iirc. like everyone’s a dic #in one way or another EVERYONE is a dick.#u guys give so much grace to everyone but the black woman. I don’t like her design but by god she’s the only black main member we have #treat her BETTER. god.#it’s honestly just weird the amount of ppl that ignore her in general 😭#clone high #please don’t jump me fujoshi nation.. please don’t jump me for this post

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 5 months

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moritz stiefel after having one (1) wet dream: i hope god kills me

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lottieurl · 1 year

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me realizing some people were emotionally hit by the twist that it's a dream sequence while i was watching it the whole time absolutely sure it wasn't real but still worried it might be and thinking about how the true horror was shauna being all touchy feely towards the baby

#happy for the people just to be clear i wish i didnt feel let down by this ep #but i felt super underwhelmed and it felt very #hm. like. oh my god are you scared of rly getting into pregnancy as horror. you were setting up shauna as someone who is A BAD PARENT #a fucked up parent even from the first scenes of the pilot #and shes having a baby as a 17yo (18? by now? whatever) in the wilderness. the pregnancy reveal caused her best friend's death #and shes not shown to give a fuck abt that baby before its born either like #you rly want me to get hit emotionally with this? well im too busy trying to figure out why shauna is acting like uh #a woman who just gave birth to a planned baby she wanted lmao #like my god can we PLEASE have tv thats unafraid to show pregnancy as horror #and characters who dont feel that quote unquote magical 'maternal' haze blah blah forgot abt all the pain bc oh look at the fucking baby #sorry im disappointed #just to be clear im not one of the I Hate Kids freaks in fact i adore children i just hate pregnancy and would rather die than get pregnant #was p excited for fucked up pregnancy shit and we got this . lifetime lukewarm take on shauna pregnancy #someone write horror shauna pregnancy fic i swear this has to be done #anyways. rant over #yellowjackets spoilers #yellowjackets blogging

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quietwingsinthesky · 9 months

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what if. Amy “fix-it” because hallucifer makes sam so paranoid about dean leaving for no reason that sam gives in and follows him and is witness to the whole thing

#hallucifer: wow. big brother really trusts us. (beat) so something’s up right? we know it’s never this easy.#sam: (visibly restraining himself from saying shut up. about to grab his scar.)#hallucifer: (aware he’s about to be banished) don’t listen to me if you want but. I’m just trying to help.#don’t blame me if you look in the papers tomorrow and find a obit for your brain-eating girlfriend. and… what was her kid’s name again?#sam: (touching the scar. not pressing down. face all screwed up.) || hallucifer: :3 it’s not like it’ll hurt anyone #if he really does trust you he doesn’t even have to know we’re following him. *and* you’ll know your brother still trusts you.#even when I’m here. maybe he won’t even punch you again. that still hurting?#sam: (grimace. because yeah. it does.) || hallucifer: door number two - he thinks you’ve lost it and he’s going to stab that woman to death.#so what’s it gonna be Sam? ready to gamble your friend’s life on if Dean gives a shit about your opinion?#[and that’s the point where sam goes to follow dean. still doesn’t talk to Lucifer. not there yet. but oh hallucifer is sooo pleased with #himself about this. because he’s Sam. and he picks up on what Sam doesn’t. and he could see all of Dean’s little giveaways that Sam was #turning a blind eye to. and now here’s the perfect opportunity to put a wedge between them and get sam to trust him more <3)#GOD. FUCK. IM UPSET NOW. WHY WASNT HALLUCIFER IN THAT EPISODE. MOST OF THE EPISODES?#such a good fucking concept. squandered.#anyway. idk if sam saves Amy but he DEFINITELY here’s Dean’s little speech to her about how she can’t change.#hallucifer with faux sympathy like (sigh) damn. well. i always told you what he was like. Michael. Michael-sword. no difference.#both of them want us dead the moment we step out of line.#and Sam just frozen there in horror with Lucifer’s voice sinking in. and he believes him. how can he not. with dean proving him right #hallucifer #spn #sam winchester #amy pond

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bitchdafuqyousay · 3 months

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has anybody got a cigarette n a goddamn lighter

#somebody anybody #please jfc #I'll take any brand at this point ffs #it does even have to be Marlboro I'm not even picky anymore #its been ages since I put a smoke between my lips but good God at this point?? a bitch just might #look at my posts boy #I wanna be like a pretty woman at a bar who takes out a cig n immediately a crowd of gentlemen n gentleladies swarm me to give me a light

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m1lflov3rrr · 5 months

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for my birthday, i wish for one thing, and one thing only. a gf (preferably in her 40s).

#happy birthday to me #yes your girl is a scorpio #oh my god #if you’re a woman in your 30s-50s #please #please please please #give me a CHANCE #thank you #and good night

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skrunksthatwunk · 10 months

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wip as an excuse to show her off because she's cute to me but also so i can rant in the tags about The Malfunctions I Am Experiencing During This Piece

#god dude my fucking. god #ok so this piece is taking at least 2.5 times longer (if not more!!) than it should because my tablet's pressure sensitivity keeps going #haywire for unknown reasons. and to fix it i gotta plug it in and take it out and plug it in etc etc several times until it gives me #pressure sensitivity again for like 4 lines. otherwise it's all fucked up. it's not even zero pressure either it's spotty. what the hellll #skrunkart #please let this not be another goromi wip i never finish because for some reason it's always her </3 #i'm so sorry baby you're just too much woman for me to handle :(( (<- ambition fueled by love but which doesn't match current ability)#she just gets that more than anyone else unfortunately #anyway i should probably look into solutions for this because wow it's annoying #it's not a new problem it's just super noticable with this because i'm also taking way longer bc i'm trying weighted lineart again #which i used to do more and which fucks!! it's really good!! i just don't do it bc i tend to use rougher pencil-y lineart now #but the smooth is fun and i'm doing it now yippee #OR IT WOULD BE FUN. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE HORRORS.#anyway. yeah #and i am already very slow at digital art!!!! so this is not good!!!!#augh. for goromi...

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lollybliz · 10 months

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Big.

Not a thought in my head, not one

#hsr 1.2 #hsr spoilers #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai star rail 1.2 #honkai star rail 1.2 spoilers #i want this woman to do terrible things to the player characters #please god #im. im. hhh.#give me five minutes and a bit too much caffeine and i'll have a horrible fic idea ready to go #she flicks us but she could so totally pick you up by the collar #hng #update: i did in fact end up writing a fic lol

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cherryblossomtimemachine · 1 year

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You guys don't understand I'm on my knees

#i would die for this woman #god she's gorgeous #jayme give me a chance please i'll treat you right #jayme hargreeves #tua netflix #the umbrella academy

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bisexualstegosaurus · 2 years

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Ladies and gentlemen, Hes, Theys, and Gays.

This is urgent. I’m having a withdrawal of our beloved RE and I fear if I go much longer without absolutely losing myself in these characters my hyper fixation will surely come to a slow and painful close.

If you are able to…please donate links, dms, and tags to your favorite content 🥺😭 (also if you need a new friend I am also taking and in need of those too)

Anything will help. Help a poor, anxious, mentally ill, partially unhinged if you allow me to be, Whore, bisexual out 🙏

I don’t have a proper photo for this but I feel like this comes close enough.

ALSO WHERE HAVE DONNAS NOODLES GONE

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chucapybara · 22 days

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going nuts over a girl at church every sunday really isn't my preferred way of spending my weekends but here we are

#🌑 chuca rambles #hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it h #the one time i hate being a lesbian #god why do you send me a really pretty and physically affectionate woman and not give me a note saying #“oh hey she's gay btw.”#my gaydar doesn't work!!!!! it's been broken since highschool!!!!#please stop!!!!

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anonymocha · 1 month

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KAALAA BAUNAA................

#GOD SHE HAUNTS ME GOD THAT ENDING GODDDSSS #WHY DID 1.3 END LIKE THAT IM STILL WHIPLASHED LONG AFTER IT ENDED #Kaalaa Baunaa you poor woman; i dont wish for whatever you witnessed to happen to my worst enemies #Gosh the side story left me feeling unsatisfied too purely because it is a prequel to the events of Mor Pankh #KUMAR WHY KUMAR WHY KUMAR WHY *head in hands*#Kaalaa Baunaa you poor sad overworker overserious overrepressrd and overtired woman 😭😭😭 I need her to get therapy/vacation/both NOW #I hope she has a little fun after all that or at least try to heal cuz ohhhh my god #what happened with Kumar just felt like a beginning to her story I need to know more about what happens after that #that DEFINITELY changed Kaalaa Baunaa and I gotta see it (or make it the fuck up)#BLUEPOCH PLEASE ELABORATE... HOW DOES SHE HEAL... HOW DOES SHE COPE.... ARE THEY TAKING GOOD CARE OF HER?#There's NO way she's that chill about Kumar; the moment she's alone and away from the others I bet she BAWLS #SOMEONE GIVE HER A TISSUE AND WARM SOUP AND CUT UP FRUITS....#mochats #mocha brainrot #I will only forgive Bluepoch if they give her a sick skin #Rare occasion where Mocha uses capitals properly

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backgroundcharactermaterial · 10 months

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the greek gods exist in the DCU, but there is a startling lack of fanfics that contain a demigod kid struggling with the fact that one of their parents is an actual fucking god. Bonus points if the god stuck around to raise the kid. I don’t want some PJO abandonment issues, I want Hermes complaining about email. Or Hades, Persephone and the mortal in this fun poly relationship where Hades is the only sane one.

#i need this #Hades would spoil them rotten #the kid has a pet ghost dinosaur #Persephone taught them which plants to make into tea to poison their enemies with #The mortal parent is a villain #probs an eco-terrorist #or they steal stolen artifacts to return to tombs #if they were a murderer Hades would ask them to please stop if only so he got less paperwork #considering the gods can take whatever form the kid's mortal parent could be literally any man or woman #give me Brucie Wayne fucked Hades and didn't know the god got pregante until ten years later so he has a custody battle with a god #Gotham gets a seasonal hero in Summer and Spring

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