#good news: they get rescued

[sloaners]

stuck camping in a nightmare cave, obito’s going to die by a different kind of crush

#fan art #naruto #kakaobi #kakashi #obito #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #good news: they get rescued #bad news it’s by zetsu

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[starofhisheart]

Its nearly summer here so guess what that means! Time to put a big sun hat on izzy hands, lather him up with sunscreen and give him a kiss on the cheek for good luck as u see him off at the beach where he is abt to have an anxious day of trying not to sunburn and keep ed from swimming outside of the flags

#izzy hands #edizzy #steddyhands #stizzy #and then! and then!! he gets his toe bitten off by a shark!! #but a dashing life guard (jack) comes to ur rescue #but oh no thats ur sleazy ex!!! #what r u going to do?! #do u a) let ur ex save u but be forced to stroke his ego #or do u b) let the shark eat more than just a toe #but oh wait here comes stede bonnet on a boat?! #and he's heading straight for u!!! CRASH #good news: the shark has been chased away #bad news: all 3 of u r hospitalized #cjizzy

[monschoices]

Horrid Omens, cast: aziraphale!mason and crowley!val. dropping on amazon prime: one day after the end of the world. stay tuned 🫶

#my art #art #twc #the wayhaven chronicles #mason #val tag #listen i know u might try to tear out my eyeballs for making mason the angel but get this #so if the agency rescued mason in canon and he works there but is capable of questioning the agencys ways #and aziraphale was made by god to serve heaven but he ends up questioning gods ways #you see where im going w this? also the whole Thing abt val is that hes got horrible ancestors #im talking long lines of guys who love to serial kill and cause a ruckus (though less and less with each generation) #(and val is like the first one who actually goes on to become kind and sweet and lovely) #so anyway. them #also i need val calling mason “angel” cos thats whats up #but yes mason is the Good Guy whos got that baddie in him & vals the bad guy whos got some goodie shining through :3 them <3 #and anyway the whos who works Either Way honestly i just preferred this one bc its something new 🫶

[heedra]

at long last...lox and lutefisk are getting cagemates soon

#im so excited. i met them today and they are extremely sweet. #ive been wanting to get the ballsack brothers some buddies for a really long time bc i think it will be good for their socialization #but there were just like no rescues available in my area until now #and its about to be a winter work break for me its literally the perfect time to get some new rats settled #ratblogging

[doctorweebmd]

coming out of my baldurs gate 3 delirium (aka i am working a night shift and can't physically play it. at work.) to say that horikoshi. horikoshi when i GET YOU. you are NOT leaving izuku with no quirk and no arms. i am in your walls

#bnha spoilers #also. more evidence that horikoshi read zero-sum game #like come on the twins thing the izuku losing his quirk thing the losing his arm thing the shiggy getting decay from afo thing #TELL ME THE TRUTH HORIKOSHI. DID YOU READ MY FANFIC. #i'm joking of course. he's just done a really good job of foreshadowing through the series. its a marker of an amazing author #and i know that izuku probably won't lose both his arms and his quirk. i fully expect it to be a happy ending in some way shape or form #this is a sixteen year old boy who sacrificed EVERYTHING. more than he ever had to give #and he had less than a year. LESS THAN A YEAR. #sorry i'm already crying thinking about the scene of him holding shigaraki's hand even though it will decay him........ #izuku who knows better than ANYONE what shigaraki's power can do.... reaching out to him. caring more about others than about himself. #he's just. he's so good. he's SO GOOD. he deserves the world #tbh i feel like eri HAS to be involved at this point. she's the deus ex machina in all this #that or overhaul #both of their abilities can at least physically restructure izuku's body #it would actually be a very interesting redemption point for overhaul....... #i mean WHY ELSE RESCUE HIM. and why give him THE SAME FUCKING INJURY #what a powerful thing it would be to have eri give overhaul his arms back #and overhaul learning about goodness and forgiveness from this girl he's done nothing but abuse and torture #and saves izuku........ #its about ATONEMENT. its about GROWTH. its about IT NEVER BEING TOO LATE. #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU MY HERO ACADEMIA #... ok. i'm normal. its fine. #on another note #i loved the ending to my first bg3 run which i think i finished Tuesday/Wednesday. i cried. #IMMEDIATELY started a durge run where i'm playing a male human bard instead of the female half-wood elf ranger #i was like 'haha. i'll make a character based on hisoka from hxh! i'm gonna be SOOOO evil! >:)) #and guess who still isn't good at being big evil. ME. at worst i'm probably chaotic neutral. #its wild i'm already finding SO MANY new scenes i missed on the first playthrough even though i'm making a lot of the same choices #so it still feels super fun and fresh. more so now because i kind of know the characters and the mechanics better #my current playthrough i'm with lae'zel shadowheart and asterion with no intention of switching out

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Every single small trailer they’ve made for Ant Man 3, including the latest ‘in-10-days’ one, really is just someone clicking copy and paste with already-used-in-other-trailers footage and maybe sprinkling a lil new footage and giving it a random title and cue MCU stans acting like this will be the best movie yet each time in the comments. 

#anti mcu #like how many times they gonna use that footage of kang screaming as he throws his powers around #or the footage that basically confirms cassie will be a new member off 'young avengers in the mcu as plot devices or needing rescue' #like i know wakanda forever also reused footage alot in their small trailers but at least their small trailers were good still #and even the dumpster fire that is multiverse of madness had good small trailers #but ant man 3 is really showing how lazy they getting with promotion small trailers #not that the mcu stans will notice really #they praise even the worst mcu movies as good somehow

[nii-chans-rabiddogs]

Ghost?

TWs: Child abuse, dehumanization(?). hi i didnt forget about my boy whatre you talking about finally managed to write something :) i barely checked this over so it isnt the best but its mine so :D

@cupcakes-and-pain @maracujatangerine

I sat behind the boxes again. Jake said I shouldn’t have to hide like that, but Jake isn’t here and he can’t do anything anyways. Jake is nice, though, ‘cus he always gives me candies at the library. And sometimes he- oh no. 

“Jaxton. Get over here. Now.” Mr. Anderson snapped, standing at the top of the basement stairs. I slowly unhid myself, and walked up the stairs. I didn’t speak, cus last time he got really really mad and made me wear a bark collar. I still can’t talk without flinching.

“Why did the school call me.” It wasn’t a question. I didn’t look at him, already feeling numb. Hopefully he’ll just lock me out again, anything is better than the freezer. Well, except maybe the doghouse, if he chains me up again. That was the worst week.

“.....sorry, sir….” I mumbled eventually, when Mr. Anderson started doing that weird foot-tapping and heavy breathing thing he always did when he was angry. He scoffed, before shoving me back and pointing down the stairs. I felt numb and distant already, as he pointed at the freezer. “Get your pathetic ass in there.” He shoved me again, and I nearly fell down the stairs. I could hear his footsteps behind me, before Mrs. Anderson called out.

“No, no, dear. I called the repair men over, remember? Put him in his doghouse, or the attic.” I stared at the floor. Maybe I’ll get the attic? Please?

“Darling, we had to get rid of the doghouse last week. And he is far too loud for the attic, the bastard will do something for attention. You know how he is.” I glanced up at Mr. Anderson, starting to feel hopeful. I ignored Mrs. Anderson’s reply, waiting to be told to go outside. They only ever let me out of the house for school, and…. Er. Anyways, I get to go outside now! They don’t trust me in the house while other people are over, unless I’m in the freezer or wearing the collar. But the collar is gone now, cus I buried it at the park, so they gotta let me outside! 

Mr. Anderson shoved me for the third time, towards the front door. I stumbled up the stairs, running out of the house as fast as I could. I ran to the library, knowing Jake would be there. He’s always there.

“Jesus, runt! What’s up with you, huh?” He yelled out, standing just in front of the library. I smiled awkwardly at him, shrugging. Talking was still hard some days, but Jake said it’d get better, and Jake is always right. Kinda. Sometimes.

“Out, out of, of the house.” I mumbled, breathing heavily from the run. Talking was hard, and I always struggled to talk loud enough after the collar.

“They let you out today? That’s… Uh, nice. Say, the library just got more books, and Ms. Lydia said they have more snake books.” He smiled at me, and I smiled right back at the mention of snakes. Snakes are awesome, and cool, but not as cool as dragons. 

I flinched a little as he grabbed my wrist, but he was really soft and nice, so I didn’t pull away. I followed behind him, and he brought me to our normal spot, but this time it had a red bean bag chair. I flopped down into it, and Jake went over to talk to the library person. I hope the new books were more focused on snakes, though. One book was just about people, and why they cared about snakes, but the actual snake part was really small and not very fun. “Hey, buddy. You’re real quiet today. Well, quieter than normal. It’s like I have my own little ghost.” Jake was crouching next to me, when did he get there? And- wait.

“.....Ghost?” Ghost was nice, that was a nice name. Better than Jaxton, though. Jaxton was cool, but not as cool as Ghost. “That’s my name now.” I decided, and Jake just looked at me. He shook his head, before nodding and smiling at me again. Weird.

“Okay, then. They’re still unpacking the books, so we need to wait for a bit, buddy. But, I got a brand new coloring book for you, AND it has dragons.” He handed me a book and some colored pencils. I started flipping through the coloring book because dragons are awesome and cool and amazing and needed to be colored immediately. Jake just laughed and ruffled my hair before grabbing his book and sitting down next to me. 

I made sure my dragons were the most colorfullest things ever, cus dragons are the best and being just one color is boring and sad. Dragons are cool, but I don’t like hydras, because with their heads you can have lotsa friends, but only if you hurt the first friend, and that’s sad and mean. My favorite favorite dragon is Toothless, but I don’t like how normal he acts. Like, he was ‘sposed to be feral, and dragony, but he acts really human later on. I feel like Hiccup should’ve become more dragony, cus being a dragon is far better than being a human. But my favorite dragon that Hiccup petted was the speedstingers, cus they look like velociraptors from Jurassic park and that’s really really cool.

“Buddy, you doing good? You know, the name ‘Ghost’ is starting to fit you more and more, bud. C’mon, talk to me.” I huffed, pouting at Jake but he pulled my coloring book away and I had to throw a pencil at him for that crime. “Uh, hi. I was-” I flinched, breath hitching as I grabbed at my throat. Jake just hummed, patting my knee gently. I rubbed at my neck, not feeling the collar and sighing a little. “Was coloring my, er, dra-gons.” My voice cracked and I wasn’t able to talk louder than a whisper, but I was talking, and that was nice. Talking was really hard, especially when someone made me do it. But Jake was nice, and he never yelled at me, or made me speak louder, or told me to shut up, so he made it fun. 

“And, and there was a kitty. Wi-th my dragons, and that was nice.” I smiled at Jake, and he smiled back at me and ruffled my hair again. I liked it when he ruffled my hair, it felt nice and he never yanked like the other kids at school, and he was always really soft and nice and just really cool. I wanted to talk more, but my throat hurt and I was tired and talking was hard. I shook my head, and Jake sighed before giving me my lollipop, and it was chocolate which was the best flavour. 

“Okay, buddy. Guess you’ll just be my little shadow today, huh? My very own Ghost.” I nodded, and Jake smiled again. He smiled a lot, and always had snacks or bandaids on him which was nice, and he always made sure to help me with my homework if it was too hard. He was really good at math, since he was a junior, and he made math easy to do.

Jake gave me back my coloring book, and I started humming around my lollipop. I hurt my throat a little, but it was nice and Jake gave me another lollipop for it so I kept at it. I liked making Jake happy, it’s easy and he never gets mad when I mess something up or don’t wanna do something. Jake is nice. He never forgets about me, and he even lets me play on his phone if I get really super bored. He said he’d help me get out of the house more often, too, but I dunno. No one ever cares about what happens in the house. I hope Jake doesn’t leave like the others did, when they found out about the house. Jake can’t leave me, though, he promised and even pinky sweared to stay. He won’t leave me behind.

#tw child abuse #tw dehumanization #whump writing #Ghost #also new character: Jake! #hes a couple years older than ghostie #also this is set looooooooong before Gunner and Ghost met so #Ghost my beloved #also also this story went WAY differently than when I first started #fun fact! in the very very beginning before i even wrote stuff Hunter was supposed to be the good guy. but then my brain said No so Ghost #gets noone right now :))))))) maybe someday. once i figure out who should rescue him ofc #anywas love yall have fun #<3 #<33333

[perenlop]

wow i always forget how little time there is between the first great glacier trip and the munna arc. its like 3 filler dungeons a pop

#i dont think this is a huge deal gameplay wise though. at least compared to the other games #bc if you wanna slow down the pace and grind up paradise points then you do that in companion mode at no real cost #besides not being able to use your hero/partner #i personally dont mind that though cause i love emolga and hes usually the one left behind #and besides him there are plenty of gen 5 mons in this game that i love playing as #buuut story wise it can be a little distracting to get back from one huge trip then take another pretty much immediately after #like rescue team and explorers both had more time between their journey arcs #(though i wouldnt say rescue teams is the best pacing wise) #that all being said- im only just now realizing the pacing when you find out about the balls of light- #that very same night is when munna finally connects with you and you become her new target #which is clever and a good subtle bit of foreshadowing that somethings wrong #echoed voice #pmd posting

[gender-euphowrya]

speedrunning fucking that old man

#y'all my new durge run is #fkdjdjfjdjsk??? #i'm at 96 exceptional approval with astarion and i haven't fucking rescued halsin yet #i didn't even know you could trigger his sex scene before the end of act 1 party?? #it feels like i'm getting So much more approval from everyone in this run ??? even though i'm a not-so-good character???? #like with my Full good character i somehow struggled to get anyone into Good status but this time all is smooth #okaye....

[c-119]

Do you think Maru pranks the team sometimes by giving them scented air filters

#planes: fire and rescue #planes 2 #disney planes #maru #my thoughts #Blade has to get his filters replaced and the first time someone rolls by him they’re just like #okay.. who’s cooking sweets at 4 in the afternoon #and he’s like yeah!! we don’t even have vanilla #at some point drip is like woah! you smell good boss #and the jumpers are like BRO #that was outta pocket.. but you’re not wrong #Maru is just cackling to himself in his evil little mechanic lair #nyehehe kinda laugh #Of course Windy knows exactly what happened #he finds it funny though #Chief just goes around smelling like cookies for the longest time #‘who bought a new air refresher in here? I didn’t know we had that kind of budget’ #you don’t. your chief got vanilla’d bro 😔 #anyways yeah that’s my thought of the week #toodles #see u next month besties

[skrunksthatwunk]

just found out rascal (babycat)'s been with his owner this whole time instead of my roommate which is. something. :|

#if you dont know whats happening basically mr and my roommate (dorms) have been raising an abused kitten belonging to our floormates #we had him for a month and a half i think and then a month of break has gone by with my roomie staying on campus and me going back home #to my prey-driven dogs and snake and cat-allergic mother among other things. hence the inability to really take him in easily. #i mean shit. if she decided to actually take care of him instead of making everyone around her into free childcare then that's a good thing #*petcare #and admittedly both me and my roommate should've been more in contact about him whether this was going on or not #we both have really bad object permanence + flow of time issues though so it kinda... didnt happen #i thought about him a lot though. i planned on coming back early to spend a few days just chilling with him before the semester started #but other stuff got in the way and i had the 'its too late so dont ask at all' guilt #idk. it seems like hes alive but i don't know much more than that rn. it makes me nervous yk #but i never thought she'd just. still have him. i never expect what she does with him tbh #i almost feel better about getting stuck and not figuring out visiting or shared custody (in my house that is Not Ideal For Him) knowing it #wasn't even really attainable but. shit. #i want her to treat him like he deserves and if she's doing that i have no right to complain. he's not my cat. he's not. #but it means she'll probably just leave with him someday. no thanks or payment or future contact. idk i just. thought this would end sooner #in taking him to a shelter or a new home or us taking him in or her putting her foot down. but instead it's like im drowning in gelatin #what am i even doing. i love him. so much. and i want a cat so so bad. i want *him* so bad. #but i didn't rescue him and i didnt even try and. god idk. i love him and i still couldn't get my ass up to visit in a whole month #i want to say it's because i was stuck and it's not untrue. but i just. idk. i still feel like i shoulda pushed through or whatever anyway. #it makes me feel like im just as bad as his owner when i know im not. im not. #he's probably a lot bigger now. assuming she's actually feeding him. god. i really thought he'd be with my roommate #for reasons im not even gonna bother getting into. and i was reassured that my roomie would tell me if something was up with him. and she #didnt. and im not mad at her it's not her fault i didn't reach out when i wanted to know. but i feel just. ough. stupid ass situation i got #myself into. stupid sad ass consequences of being nosy and big hearted and wanting to help in stupid ways #at least her dogs didnt eat him. i was worried about that. i don't think i could take it if she got him killed and i didn't push harder to #help him. but i can't just fucking. kidnap him. he's not mine and we're neighbors and i can't even keep him at my home. not really. #god i miss him so much. i hope i didn't hurt him by leaving. fucking hell. #but he needs somebody and his owner is almost certainly not it. and maybe im not either but i want to try for him. man.

[stolenbythewestwind]

there is something inherently tragic yet freeing about knowing that, even though you didn't get what you needed when you were younger, it's still possible to build that life for yourself as an adult.

you're not trapped or destined for loneliness. you can always build. again and again and again, as many times as you need to. the love and the freedom and the kindness and the connection, it's all waiting for you. you'll get there.

#was spiraling pretty bad this weekend #its been a year and a half since my brother died #my mom is going through another psychotic episode unfortunately and isnt really all there #my dad is trying but hes also not supportive of me being trans so theres some contention there #my car keeps breaking down #my cat got out of my apartment last night and scared me half to death; thankfully rescued her from the street before she got too far #a horse died really traumatically two weeks ago at the ranch (literally bled out all over me) #and all of these things put together meant that i felt so fucking powerless and hopeless. #i felt like life had given me a bad hand #and i was just suffering for no reason #BUT #i realized at some point that there *are* things i have control over #like being kind to myself and others #being courageous despite the fears #feeding and washing myself and tending to my plants #playing games and completing pretty puzzles and reading good books #finding sea glass at the beach #a new favorite song #getting a big ol bear hug from my roommate #everything is hard but there is good. there is still good and its worth finding and building #trying to remind myself of this every day #text

[tj-crochets]

Hey y’all! I know I haven’t been crafting or posting much these last few days, but I have once again been caught in health insurance hell. I went to my doctor’s office in person to warn her paperwork was coming that I absolutely needed her to fill out, and I got the notification from my insurance today that she did not do that! So she is no longer my doctor. I set up an appointment at a new doctor in a few weeks, but I got upset enough about it all that I triggered an allergic reaction* and have to take a daytime benadryl, which means I will probably not be crafting today either *technically, it’s probably a mast cell degranulation thing, not an IgE mediated allergy, but the end result is that I can have allergic reactions to my own stress. These allergic reactions start as migraines, which you may notice do not help with stress levels. The good news is chewable benadryl take effect very quickly

#the person behind the yarn #fire your doctors if they aren't doing the job you are paying them for #and by fire I mean get a new doctor #I know that's easier said than done. goodness knows I know that #I won't even get into the whole 'only allergist in town' issue I had back in california #but I am not paying sixty dollars per visit for her NOT to fill out the paperwork #when that paperwork is the difference between my insurance covering my inhaler or not #and my rescue inhaler (well. the one I use as a rescue inhaler because I have severe adverse reactions to both albuterol and levalbuterol) #is 500 damn dollars without insurance #my breathing is behind a paywall and it infuriates me #I am going to take my benadryl and play the new sims update

[agayconcept]

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#oh my god the 90s movie channel is playing Fly Away Home jfc this movie was Everything to me as a child #young southern ontario girl raises orphaned goslings displaced due to construction ??? #her father helps build her a goose shaped plane to lead them south ???her step-mom is Good for once ??? #the whole fam/community gets in on it to save the geese including the disabled gosling ???? #when the cops / rangers steal the geese in the middle of the night their ragtag crew responds in kind by stealing them right back ??? #she finishes the journey alone at age 13/14 w her band of geese like a fuckin badass ??? #and flies the geese to their new winter home just in time to stop another development starting there ???? #all w the saddest & sweetest soundtrack song at the time ??? #goddamn. i Imprinted on that movie as a kid the same way the geese imprinted on her lmfao #maybe thats why as a canadian i was never bothered or scared of geese #bc i saw this shit and was like BUT THEYRE BABEYSSSSS #i mean. they will try to bite ur finger off dont get me wrong. but also. babeys ?????!!!! #anyway #idfk how i forgot abt this movie it was a huge part of my identity for Years as a child #they had us watch it in school all the time (i think we did a project on it???) #anyway. dang. im remembering bits of my childhood now wow lmao #(if u know me u know thats a big deal bc my brain trauma-erased my entire childhood i legit dont have memories) #(but now im remembering sm. i had a fantasy of doing exactly this. rescuing an orphaned baby animal and keeping it in a drawer to release) #dang #what even is a brain and why do memories work this way (trauma. trauma is the answer lmao) #anyway looking back that was prob one of my first hyperfixations. movies abt kids saving animals. Fly Away Home + Free Willy + Flipper etc #plus anti-authority / fuck the police messaging #ya i knew what i was about. lmao #v on brand.

[faeymouse]

hi, any update on star wars & tron charms so far?

hey anon, no updates so far but I’m still working on them! I’ll be posting on my blog when I have stuff to show, so please stay tuned 🙏

#de late #anonymice #how charming #faey draws #got a lil bit caught up in that color wheel 😬 #also turns out when you’re drawing frequently family sees? and now its like hey will you draw me this or ooh u should draw that #and i love my family so im like why of course dear friends #(especially my sister wanting guinea pig stickers #she runs a small guinea pig rescue we have about… 8 right now? and hell yes ill make them each their own sticker #makes me wanna try out guinea pig versions of characters. one of our guinea pigs came from a very awful situation #and she has a bunch of scars but is still a happy little potato #but long story short i was like… tron would look cool as a guinea pig) #sorry im getting off topic uh tldr no news yet will post news when news is to be had #reminder i probably wont be selling these early ones they’re mostly tests and also making charms expensive 👌 but ill share my process #and how they look and all that good stuff #i mean if ten millions of people are like ill buy one I guesssss lol /j