my fav parts 0f my ducktal3s chatfic !!!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))
Swordhorses!! : Hey lena isn’t in the chat!
evil triplet : there’s a reason
Swordhorses!! : (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) ?
Swordhorses!! : ima add them!!! (*≧∀≦*)
evil triplet : god has forsaken us all
Swordhorses!! : Wdym ?? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)
evil triplet : all u evr do is flirt w her and it is sickening
I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Making assumptions is wrong, but I believe you are saying that because you are single.
evil triplet : shut up u r to!
I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : You used the wrong to. You would use too in this context. Also your statement is incorrect.
evil triplet : ??
LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG did u finally tell Boyd u like him!!?? ((o(^∇^)o))
I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : I haven’t told him necessarily, but I did ask him out.
LetsDeweyIt!! : Finally!!!! (^○^)
….
Gosalyn : I like ur name vi!
Violent Violet : Thank you Gosalyn
Gosalyn changed their name to lesbiansuperhero
lesbiansuperhero : np cutie !!
evil triplet : h’boy now theirs more lesbians flirting
Violent Violet : I’m bisexual actually.
….
Swordhorses!! : Hey how come mayflower and junebug aren’t in the chat? (OvO)
LetsDeweyIt!! : oh right i forgot they existed for a sec (*゚▽゚*)
Swordhorses!! : How dare u forget abt ur siblings!!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
LetsDeweyIt!! : okay i’ll add them!! (°▽°)
LetsDeweyIt!! added May and June
May changed their name to mayflower
June changed their name to junebug
Swordhorses!! : they used my nicknames for them (*´꒳`*) so proud (ToT)/~~~
LetsDeweyIt!! : ( T_T)\(^-^ )
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evil triplet : why is everyone in this group chat in a relationship except me and may??
LetsDeweyIt!! : I’m not!! (OvO)
junebug : Nether am I!! (°▽°)
evil triplet : that’s different u guys r aroace u guys don’t want a relationship but i very much want one
mayflower : same but every girl i know is taken !! m(_ _)m
evil triplet : every boy i know is taken
mayflower : we are in solidarity
evil triplet : a sad solidarity
mayflower : yes
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evil triplet : webby wtf r u doing i can hear so much noise from ur room
Swordhorses!! : i’m seeing how many marshmallows i can fit in my mouth!! (*^ω^*)
evil triplet : of course u r
magicshadowbitch : don’t do that pink u will choke i know from experience
Swordhorses!! : aww r u worried abt me?
(〃ω〃)
magicshadowbitch : with some of the shit u do? always
mayflower : stop being cute lesbians ur making me jealous!!
magicshadowbitch : suck it may
magicshadowbitch : webby i love you so fucking much and u make me so fucking happy ur the best thing that’s ever happened to me and i fucking love you
Swordhorses!! : \(//∇//)\
Swordhorses!! : I love you to lena !!
(((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))♡
mayflower : lena stop being a bitch
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lesbiansuperhero: in a sec asking my dad if i can come
evil triplet : asking ur dad if u can come huh didn’t know this was Alabama
lesbiansuperhero: stfu
I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Come is a word used to describe when you are going somewhere. When someone uses it in this sense they don’t mean the other sense so stop making it inappropriate.
evil triplet : ur coming where now?
mayflower : xD
I can Recite the JWG in my sleep : I give up.
evil triplet : good
….
evil triplet : neon green and black
magicshadowbitch : lol emo
evil triplet : ur 1 to talk bitch
….
lesbiansuperhero : also i can come
magicshadowbitch : tf took u so long to ask ur dad??
lesbiansuperhero : he was making out with Launchpad when i came into the room
magicshadowbitch : yk i could have gone without an answer actually
….
Violent Violet : Dark purple, black and blood red.
magicshadowbitch : omg my sister joined the emo side
evil triplet : one of us
magicshadowbitch: one of us
….
BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Me and Halley aren’t dating?
evil triplet : u aren’t?
evil triplet: okay well now u r cuz Halley has a huge crush on u and u obviously like them back so ya
evil triplet : oh shit halley’s gonna kill me now
evil triplet : so long gudvjjfsrujvxsruikjv tovdtjvxrkn
mayflower : nooo! (T ^ T)
mayflower : i will avenge u brother !! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
LetsDeweyIt!! : Holy shit Halley’s fucking killing Louie up there (*゚▽゚*)
evil triplet : i gave him my allowance for the week so she let me go
mayflower : awww :(
evil triplet : i thought i were my friend may
mayflower : no aww that i can’t kill somebody for u (T ^ T)
evil triplet : oh u still can!
mayflower : yay!! (*^ω^*)
junebug : don’t kill anyway may (*⁰▿⁰*)
mayflower: no promises ^ - ^
….
BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Wall-e !! (*^ω^*)
evil triplet : ofc ur gay robot ass wants to watch a movie abt gay robots
junebug : wall-e is a gay movie?? isn’t eve a girl?? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)
evil triplet : did u just assume their gender
evil triplet: i am to shocked to even call u my sister
junebug : oop
junebug : srry
junebug : what if wall-e was a girl then?
evil triplet : THIS JUST IN WALL-E IS A MOVIE ABT LESBIAN ROBOTS SURVIVING THE END OF THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!!
mayflower : HELL YA!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))
junebug : YES!!!
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magicshadowbitch: the lego movie
LetsDeweyIt!! : omfg yes!!!
LetsDeweyIt!! : EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
evil triplet: EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN UR PART OF A TEAM
I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
mayflower : IVE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG B4
LetsDeweyIt!! : May has never heard everything is awesome b4 this is a crisis we must watch lego movie now
evil triplet: we must
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LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG wait i have the perfect one ((o(^∇^)o))
evil triplet : i hope it’s not what i think it is
LetsDeweyIt!! : HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))
LetsDeweyIt!! : Or as i like to call it
LetsDeweyIt!! : HIGH SCHOOL DEW-SICAL!!! (*^ω^*)
evil triplet : stfu with ur stupid jokes
LetsDeweyIt!! : Never!!!! (^○^)
….
evil triplet: omg Halley is holding Boyd’s hand and their looking at each other all lovey dovey it’s gross
mayflower : she’s doing it to piss ur single ass off
evil triplet: oh did u magically get a gf in the last five mins? last i checked ur single too
mayflower : ya ur right
evil triplet: omfg they just stuck their tongue at me
evil triplet : i’m trowing the popcorn bowl at them
mayflower : dooo itttt
thats all 4 n0w!!! <333
u can r3ad 0n a03 h3r3 !!!! <33333
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/45109744/chapters/113478613-
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How did Zan and Elise find out Eric needed college help? How long has Eric been the au pair?
So, Eric really wanted to go to Duckburg U and got scholarships to afford most of his tuition, and knew his parents weren't in a position to pay for what scholarships didn't cover as well as things like a dorm. His parents had been pushing for him to start smaller at a more local school, but it didn't have the best reputation and he really didn't want to live at home. Had a little bit of fear that if he didn't leave his small town right out of high school, he'd never leave. So he lies to his parents and says that the amount of tuition that isn't covered are the only expenses, and his parents think it's low enough that they can pay for it and tell him that they can manage to pay that amount per semester.
So Eric, our smart idiot thought that he could cut costs by living in the 24 hour library on campus and use the shower at the student fitness center. He had already asked Elise if he could come do laundry for cheap at her place and store some stuff in her guest room, and she said yes, so for the first few weeks she didn't catch on. Lied and told his aunts and parents that he was in X dorm, making a whole bunch of friends, yadda yadda yadda...
All well and good. Until a baby mad scientist at Duckburg U went just an itty bit supervillain and built a doomsday device on his dorm roof in the middle of the night.
It was the same dorm that Eric claimed to be living in.
So Elise hears what's going on, because she's already on standby for medical detail when she hears exactly which dorm is currently being evacuated while the heroes duke it out with this kid, and Elise starts frantically trying to get a hold of Eric.
She gets there and starts searching through the crowd and eventually gets to someone who has a list of every kid in the dorm.
Eric's name isn't on the list.
Elise has never gone from terrified to furious so fast in her life. She knows immediately where he is, and she basically rips through the Duckburg U library looking for Eric until she finds him asleep in a study room. Drags his butt back to her house and demands he explain himself.
Eric, smart boy that he is, does.
Elise and Zan are upset and point out that he could have asked to live with them in the beginning and Eric is blown away because he legitimately didn't think about that. Storing stuff at their house, yep. Doing laundry there, yeah. But actually asking his aunts if he could live in their guest room? Never crossed his mind for a second. Eric officially moves in with them, but he insists on trying to find a job to pay for his own tuition, especially since the guilt of lying to his parents has started to set in.
Meanwhile, the B plot of this story is that the kids are still on their first adventure high and are starting to get a little rambunctious wanting to go on another one. Obviously, adventures are still happening but there's a problem of not all of Team Adventures is going to be able to go on adventures all the time to keep up with all those kids (Violet's pregnant, Huey, Gosalyn and Clara have superhero stuff, Louie's literally running a company, etc.). Elise knows about all this.
And Elise tells them she knows the perfect au pair for wrangling some adventure-seeking hellions. Eric gets paid enough to cover his tuition, books, and other expenses plus some for the rest of his academic career and gets to see the world, and the grown-ups know that there is someone designated to help them keep the kids out of trouble while they're learning to adventure. Win-win all around.
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