#hahaha No

[zarahlarsson]

Elodie is a stronger woman than me.

If someone threw me down a hole and I had to fight for my life AGAINST A DRAGON?!

I would simply give up and let her eat me, like

💖 no thank you I'm good bestie💖

#damsel 2024 #damsel #im not that attached to life tbh #little me against a fire breathing dragon??? #hahaha no #the movie was really good tho #Millie was phenomenal

[snackugaki]

and another shitpost to close out the weekend

just out here to terrorize the other elder millenials who had their sense of humor fried by the internet

#fanart shitposting #fancomic shitposting #raphael #raph #ninjara #alopex #mezcaal #mona lisa #y'gythgba #just revelling in my old age #my very VERY first memory of TMNT is the panel where Ninjara's surprised Raphael called her Hon #do i control what my core memories are? #hahaha no #the 90s just had nothing BUT adversarial love interests #Maxine and Kyle #Raphael and Ninjara #Helga and Arnold #Linka and Wheeler #Brooklyn and Demona in Future Tense #I never had a chance #still wouldn't call myself tsundere cuz it doesn't quite... fit #Raph has a HISTORY #And it's painted in his ass getting absolutely handed to him #using my powers for absolute shenanigans #just wholesale tomfoolery #jests japes and jokes

[dantesinfernhole]

Are nudes and numbers still a thing or are they cringe now?

#hahaha no #… unless 👉🏼👈🏼

[bibannana]

Echo *sighs*: Another season, another bout of seasonal depression.

Kix *rolling his eyes*: You can't keep calling it seasonal depression if it's constant. It's just depression then.

Echo *scoffs*: Sure I can. The severity of it changes with the seasons, therefore it's seasonal.

Kix *scowls*: Oh yes of course, my mistake. Just ignore the medical expert.

#big ol' mood there #but how many seasons before seasonal depression jusy becomes plain depression? #asking for a friend #definitely not myself #hahaha no #my depression has long surpassed being seasonal #haha #echo honey please #the seasons are not dependent on how often fives annoys you #arc trooper echo #clone medic kix #echo #kix #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #501st #501st shenanigans

[scattered-irises]

More affirmations

I am still very tired 🥺

#zexal #shitpost #kaito tenjo #kite tenjo #‘if we keep iris constantly sedated and tired maybe they will finally produce normal content’ #hahaha no

[burnadicarwoz]

I did it. I not only wasted my education and life, but beat yakuza 0. After 200 hours god-

All I need to now is climax battles, amon, and legend playtrough. Then I'm popping the plat baby. God what a great game though man, even with the mountains of bollocks getting to 100% is.

#yakuza #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #yakuza 0 #gaming #also i fought jo amon for the first time saying i could do it fists only and no heals #Hahaha no #bastard cheats in that fight more then you in your past relationships #probably #idk id find it funny if 1 person read that and felt the guilt ring throughout them #also if thats you then shut up and play yakuza

[brewed-pangolin]

Teaser for The Four Seaons of Soap MacTavish: Spring

No matter how hot the blazing summers were, or how high you'd turn up the thermostat, the emptiness of his absence always sent a lonesome shiver down your spine. Like a cold wind on an already frigid day, antagonizing the ache within your gut as it burrowed itself deeper into your bones.

You kept yourself busy throughout the day, mingling with friends and coworkers to keep the pining thoughts for him at bay. Busying yourself with endless errands, desperate to keep him locked away. Chained to the darkness of your subconscious where he festered into blood sickening melancholy.

It worked, most of the time. But his presence was forever branded in the deep recesses of your mind, where he waited patiently for your thoughts to quiet down and meander his way back into your unconscious.

He knew exactly when and where you were most vulnerable. To easily, painfully slip his knife of yearning straight into the depths of your heart.

He'd wait for you. Stubbornly persistent. He'd bide his time, like a patient predator waiting for the perfect strike.

And when the tendrils of sleep finally wrapped themselves around you, he'd move in for the perfect kill. Slithering his way out of your thought filled confines and bury himself deep within the cycles of your sleep. His memory enveloping your unconscious mind like the last winters chill on a frost covered bloom. Unyielding and steadfast to the warmth of the suns rays as he seeped into your dreams, and flowed within the hot blood of your veins.

Oh my God, this is all over the place, I know. And kinda clunky. But whatever. (It's still a rough draft, got lots of time to work on it)

This will also be four parts. One fic for each season.

And it wouldn't be spring without one last freeze from an unrelenting winter.

Stay Thirsty, Soap Squad

#the four seasons of soap mactavish #spring soap #irish spring? #hahaha no #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #cod fanfic #soap fanfic #call of duty #cod

[eggmeralda]

I wish there was a way you could put like. every song in the world on shuffle

#spotify playlists made for you are not enough #bc they're based on music i already like and i don't Wanna Hear Music I Already Like #god i need a hyperfixation that is Stable and also New (not a revival of one I've had since I was 16) #bc they introduce me to music i wouldn't have even thought of ever going near #not to compare everything to the highs of my tflu obsession but like? #that introduced me to So Much Music (some related. some not) #i probably listened to more genres in 2022 than i have ever listened to in my life #but idk. i could just listen to some random genre i have no interest in but what would be the point? #there needs to be a sort of 'hilda would've liked this in the 40s' 'this reminds me of swagtre' 'this is literally the plot of nddp' etc #sort of connection #but all i have right now is the endless cycling continuation of the south park obsession i had in 2016. which makes it very easy to just #listened to the music i listened to back then #also it's like. I've seen everything in that fandom there's nothing new i can really get out of it? #it's more just a mix of nostalgia and it's like. easy to get into bc idk. a lot of characters and storylines so you don't get bored in one #place for so long. almost the perfect obsession if it wasn't literally South Park #but surely i can just type in a character's name on spotify and find new music that way? #hahaha No #bc every single sp playlist I've looked through only seems to use like the same 10 songs. and i don't really like any of them #also 'he would not fucking say that' except it's 'he would not fucking listen to that' #most of the time. idk #i need new Vibes that's the problem #there's always a new vibe going on at all times but it seems to have stopped around the start of this year #maybe i just need a job. once i have a job there'll be a location i go to regularly. and I'll have to travel there in some way. and that #will be a new experience. and there'll be new vibes #I'll probably stumble across a new hyperfixation in the process. and then find new music from it #but for now everything is so stagnant and all i really listen to is 80s/90s indie pop and then just music i've listened to since I was 14 #i can't even ask for recommendations bc even if i like a song it has nothing to stick to in my brain #i'll be like ''this is a cool song i like it'' and listen to it on repeat and then go off it like a day later #oh fuck tag limit #ramble

[noblehcart]

its adorable that ERCOT thinks texans will actually listen and conserve energy when they ask them to.

#// ooc #it is 30 SOMETHING DEGREES #hahaha no #i mean we're blessed our house is thoroughly insulated so we're not really feeling the cold-our house maintains a 70 degree temp #fairly well with the heat off before it plumets without the occasional regulatory crank on but like thats not the case for 90% of texas #-chinhands- #oh ERCOT get ur shit together and provide the energy ur supposed to pls

[cordelia-street]

i still think about the fact that you probably haven't thought about me since we last spoke. if you even care

#hahaha crying over ex friends i dont think so #hahaha no #we were friends for 5 years #and it was just soooo toxic wjere i felt she was always abandoning me the second she was even a hint of a familiar face #but likeeeee they still know what my water bottle fucking looks like #and it's driving. me. fucking. inSANEEE #it's been 6 months since we last spoke #i havent spoken to 3 of the people that were once one of my only friends #i just it was one of those friendships where if you dont text them first they will probably not text you at all #and i think i knew it was this kind of friendship 3 years agoo #where we completely stopped talking for 3 months because i did not text them first #hahahah im so fucking normal about them

[krash-8]

my biggest fear came true (taylor swift herself, not just her fans, called her music punk)

#hahaha no #literally is there any need for me to describe how NOT punk she is #i respect people who like Taylors music but that woman is nowhere near punk #Taylor swift #reputation

[rowanthestrange]

Friends with new baby and 1.5 Days left before moving if we’re including moving day itself: “We think it’s basically fine, but as an outsider, do you reckon we’re more or less done packing?”

Me looking around at their very not-packed house: “I’m sure we’ll be able to get it done in time if we all pull together.”

(internally: 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬)

#and is their new house ready?? #hahaha no #the kitchen isn’t even in #they had to get an emergency carpenter #didn’t know that was a thing #to make new skirting boards #cus the old were falling apart #before the carpet gets laid #and this guy neil #who was supposed to be doing it #saw he was running out of time #his idea wasn’t going to work #and just took his tools and fucking booked it #won’t answer his phone #apparently friends’ new neighbour #has offered to go round and fight him #cus he thinks he knows #where the fucker lives #that’s welsh hospitality #neil is genuinely and not ironically racist against the welsh #(they’re not welsh just moving there so didn’t come up) #which was a surprise #also racist against the polish #which is bad when you’re working with eight other builders #who aren’t racist #and have been saying they reckoned #neil would do a bunk and also probably nicked the #massive tin of paint that went missing #all my friends hate neil the racist carpenter

[rainnotliam]

Hahahaha… I’m fucking screwed. Don’t ask why, I may have accidentally yelled out that I want a Volo body pillow. Don’t get me wrong, I’d yell that with no shame… if it wasn’t in the earshot of my fucking brother

#hahaha no #im screwed #so fucking stupid #pokemon volo #pla volo #merchant volo #volo is love volo is life #god dammit #This cute bastard is getting me in trouble #Volo body pillow? #only cause I need a hug #Its appropriate I swear

[aquitainequeen]

Good news! We're hiring a new editorial assistant!

Bad news; I'm going to have to train them to do everything.

#my life #my job #If you want to work in publishing and start at the bottom you will have so much admin #you think you're going to be reading manuscripts? #HAHAHA no #ADMIN

[spxnglr]

May or may not be here tonight. I've recently developed an allergy to my dog and it's inflicting a particular kind of fuckery upon me at the moment.

#hahaha no #𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙾𝙽 - 𝙿𝙾𝙿𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃. (OOC) #it's not even funny fam #we've had pets for over 9 years and I have never had issues #these past three or so months I've just been suffering #and I know my Grave's is to blame partially too #my health once again decides #amazing amirite?

[kanene-yaaay]

not me trying to write a tickle fic w papyrus and stopping at every two sentences to scream onto my hands

#I just- #dfghjklkjhgfdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #Idk #I am back to my undertale obsession w full force and I one of my biggest desires is to write finish AND post a tickle undertale fic #because last time I was into the fandom I was way too much embarassed to even WRITE them in any scenario with giggles and scribbles #but one would think that after writing more than 50 tickle fics I would be already used to this and would be able to finish the fic- #-with no problem right #? #HAHAHA NO #I am literally stopping the story to snicker in Shy send h e l p #Anyways I am determined to at least post bullet points of this story if I am not able to finish it but swdefrjukidfghjuk yeah #I am probably not helping myself w making it a self insert fic but OH WELL #OH WELL #Also on a random note I am reading to much ut fics and now I know just so much SO MUCH puns help #They aren't even that humerous tibia honest but after sometime they just ketchup upon you and start to tickle your funny bone #beelive it or not #Kanene being Kanene #Another random note: Papyrus my beloved