#the kitchen isn’t even in

[rowanthestrange]

Friends with new baby and 1.5 Days left before moving if we’re including moving day itself: “We think it’s basically fine, but as an outsider, do you reckon we’re more or less done packing?”

Me looking around at their very not-packed house: “I’m sure we’ll be able to get it done in time if we all pull together.”

(internally: 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬)

#and is their new house ready?? #hahaha no #the kitchen isn’t even in #they had to get an emergency carpenter #didn’t know that was a thing #to make new skirting boards #cus the old were falling apart #before the carpet gets laid #and this guy neil #who was supposed to be doing it #saw he was running out of time #his idea wasn’t going to work #and just took his tools and fucking booked it #won’t answer his phone #apparently friends’ new neighbour #has offered to go round and fight him #cus he thinks he knows #where the fucker lives #that’s welsh hospitality #neil is genuinely and not ironically racist against the welsh #(they’re not welsh just moving there so didn’t come up) #which was a surprise #also racist against the polish #which is bad when you’re working with eight other builders #who aren’t racist #and have been saying they reckoned #neil would do a bunk and also probably nicked the #massive tin of paint that went missing #all my friends hate neil the racist carpenter

[elizabugz]

#studio ghibli #from up on poppy hill #anime #screencaps #gif #spring #flowers #ghibli #ghibli films #anime gif #movie gifs #film gifs #cottage kitchen #cottage garden #cottagecore #kitchen witch #flower witch #garden witch #green witch #she isn’t even a witch but I’m making this post for witches #movie details #ghibli gif #movie scenes #film scenes #anime nature #floral

[compacflt]

your last post abt icemav vs. interior design has me cry laughing and also makes me want to ask: how does rooster (millennial gay man, fairly good at being open about his sexuality in comparison to the the environment he came from) feel about being one-uped in the gay department constantly by Mr. and Mr. Can’t Talk About It?? like him and jake have to have conversations about it [jake, meeting ice the first time: oh this is the gayest man i’ve ever met. he had everyone fooled for thirty years???? // bradley: “yeah but you didn’t have to grow up with him. i was on the front lines.] like—they were willing to get married at the same time as icemav as a distraction, so they have to be aware of how groundbreaking icemav is to the structural appearance of the Navy. but they’re also fully immersed in Navy culture and customs, so are civilian gay people even surprised??? do they care??? or is everyone collectively reading through twitter like “gay men in navy? okay fork found in kitchen 🙄 who cares.”

this is all just a long way for me to ask if icemav is easier to pick up on/less surprising if you’re gay. bradley clocked them early because he was in close quarters with them constantly, but he’s also gay—in comparison, slider knew ice for years, but only added it up when it was way too obvious to ignore. and to other straight people they seem to be at an Ethan Hunt level of undercover, but are they really??? (this is kind of a dumb question so feel free to do whatever you want with it lol)

see i feel like i haven’t been writing them very obviously clockingly gay at all! i actually feel like it would piss Jake and bradley off how STRAIGHT ice & mav act all the time!

1st excerpt from post-marriage, second excerpt from a scene that got deleted from WWGATTAI chapter 9, wherein compacflt ice approves the promotion of a fictional “first female admiral to be married to another woman” and then runs into her at a DOD Xmas party and chats about gay marriage for a bit out of curiosity… (deleted bc chapter 9 was already 9.5k words) like it is still a secret even if they aren’t actively trying to keep it secret anymore

but you’re right hold on. here’s christmas 2017

#fork found in kitchen killed me btw i screamed out loud #ice isn’t outwardly gay except in all the ways that he is #like i feel like the pacific fleet staff all kind of assume he’s asexual and ‘married to his work’ a la Sherlock #until he becomes secnav & everyone reads up on him again & learns OH SHIT HES MARRIED TO A BLOKE OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE #i feel like they’re really still straight-passing unless you get them in the same room where they can be themselves & not navy facsimiles #and then #oh yeah. that boy is gay. and i really believe that. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #even another gay admiral couldn’t clock him! #no civilian gay people don’t care #that meme of the gay b-52 dropping bombs on another country #warhawks are warhawks whether gay or straight #or so the rationale might be #LOVE the big gay b-52 #as ive written about on this blog elsewhere

[evanescentdawn]

THE FAKE DATING WIP LIVES AGAIN. also I can’t with these two. screaming. these btches r so funny. I love their dynamic so fcking much. I love writing them so much. I loveeee writing them so much I LOVE WRITING THEM SO MUCH also han sooyoung!!!!! I love u so fcking muchhhh SHES SO <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 TO ME

“Stop laughing,” He says, irritably, holding the ice to his bump. 

“No,” Han Sooyoung says as she continues to laugh and makes a sandwich with his bread, using his butter knife and his groceries that he brought. He has never known another ungrateful person. No, that’s wrong. He knows Yoo Joonghyuk. 

He has never known another pair of ungrateful people, Kim Dokja rephrases.

At least, she makes a sandwich for him too. Though she stuffs it in his mouth instead of giving it to him like a normal person. 

“So what’s the plan?” Kim Dokja asks as he eats it. It’s mediocre. 

“We date.” Han Sooyoung says. 

“Yeah I got that but what’s the plan.” 

She looks at him. “Have you not dated before — sorry wrong question — do not know what dating is — sorry wrong —” 

“I know what dating is,” He interrupts. 

#orv #hankim #han sooyoung #kim dokja #wip: fake dating // yhk #SORRY WRONG QUESTION — DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION #she’s so insufferable. she’s everything. Im so in love with her. kissing u rn Han Sooyoung #THE WOMEN U ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #also kdj pls ur so funny. HIS bread HIS butter knife HIS groceries that HE brought as if he even cares. as if he barely uses it. as if yjh #hasn’t banned you from ur own kitchen because ur an atrociousity in the kitchen #(no he isn’t really. yjh just isn’t normal) #NO THATS WRONG. HE KNOWS YOO JOONGHYUK #—> im so in love with this line #he has never known another pair of ungrateful people kdj REPHRASES #kdj ur so fcking funny. sometimes i realise i really fcking love u #AT LEAST SHE MAKES HIM A SANDWHICH TOO. KDJJJJ I CANT WUTH U OH MY GIF #“instead of giving it to him like a normal person” —> this line Explains everything that hsy is. INSTEAD OF GIVING IT TO HIM LIKE A NORMAL #LIKE A NORMAL PERSON !!!!!!!! #hsy the person u are <3 <3 <3 #as he eats it. ITS MEDIOCRE -> he drives me mad. im sooooo normal about them (not) #ITS MEDIOCRE what if i ate this n chewed it and ate it what if i exploded #so what’s the plan. we date. yeah I got that but what’s the /plan./ #I love kdj thinking as if hsy ever thought out a plan in her life (a lie) (she has this planned) THEY DATE TAHTS THE PLAN KDJ !!!! #it’s frankly ur problem if u don’t get it #she looks at him. HAVE YOU NOT DATED BEFORE — SORRY WRONG QUESTION— DO YOU KNKW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION #I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS !!!!!!!’n HSY I FCKING LOVE U SO MUCH #SORRY WRONG QUESTION — DO NOT KNOW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION #she’s SO insufferable im kissing her rn #and kdjs. I /know/ what dating is he interrupts IM SOOOOO #I LOVE THEM SO FCKJING MCH HHHHH KDJ N HSYYYY PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!

[pepprs]

lol not to make this post but lately when i tell my mom “bye have a good day love you” when we go to campus or “hi” when we get back home or whatever she like. either doesn’t reply to me or gives me a strained response (shorter and with a more neutral / detached or even upset tone) but when my dad and brother say it she responds fully / enthusiastically to them. a few weeks ago i asked her if she wasn’t talking to me bc it had been a few days in a row and she hadn’t said goodbye / hello back or replied to my texts and she said no she just can’t hear me but ive been saying it louder and no she just straight up is not responding enthusiastically or reciprocating or whatever. and it kinda fucking sucks lol

#we barely interact these days so i get that but also like. im your daughter is it that hard to say bye i love you. idk #purrs #delete later #+ the other night she and my brother and i were completely silent in the kitchen ajd i got up and said im going to do my therapy call now #and she didn’t even reply she just made a comment abt the text conversation she was having w her friend completely unprompted. if it was a #singular instance of this it would be fine but like this has been going on for weeks. i think she hates me bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #she certainly isn’t saying i love you back so. and also she asks my brother how his day was but not me 😍

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

anyway before I go to bed I think something a lot of people forget when it comes to stressful situations and activism is that you have to have your own lifejacket on before you help others like legit burning yourself out and focusing more on activism than your own health will lead to you being unable to help. but also there’s people who say that and mean they’re just going to like, ignore everything which is. not how that’s meant to work. i don’t know how to explain to you you should help others. don’t, like, sit back and watch people drown when you’ve got that life jacket on, that’s defeating the whole point innit. you need to be healthy to be helpful, and that means caring for your own mental and physical health and taking breaks if you need to (which doesn’t mean ignoring things it just means like. working on restoring yourself first so you don't have a mental health crisis which genuinely does not help anyone) it doesn’t mean just being an asshole who doesn’t care about other people who are suffering and deliberately does harmful acts without any need for “self care”.

#this isn’t about anything in specific #it’s just something I’ve noticed being common #where people deeply invested in issues will pressure others and themselves to neglect their own well-being for the sake of the cause #even though that genuinely helps no one you can’t help others if you’ve neglected your own mental health because that fucks up #your perception and logical reasoning and even values sometimes if it’s bad enough #or y’know. if you kill or hospitalise yourself you can’t spread awareness about shit #meanwhile people will use the fact that like. you should take yourself first to neglect others completely #which is just cruel and callous. you should in fact want to help other people #like even if you genuinely can’t do much there’s usually something you can do once in a while ok #including in your real life! this is talking about the entirety of someone’s existence #if you’re running soup kitchens in your free time it doesn’t really matter if you post about it on ur tumblr

[sakura-code]

How much does makoto care for Yuma

In the misfit arc

When they meet or call each other does he ask questions like “are you sleeping well”?,”have you eaten”?,”are you taking your medication”?(if Yuma does?) etc.has mokoto take care of him physically and mentally when he gets the chance?

I can’t help but imagining it

Oh, absolutely! He would act like a worried parent a lot (despite being technically younger than Yuma by biological age) to Yuma.

He started reaching out to Yuma after he realized Amaterasu’s and Peacekeeper’s true intentions with Yuma. He started inviting him to his apartment a lot to provide him a more relaxing environment for him, like to vent his emotions or give him the nourishment he needs or take care of him when he’s sick or check on him in general. He’s also the only one at the time who actually understands and take consideration of Yuma’s feelings about Amaterasu’s and the Peacekeepers’ actions and the result of the murderers and mysteries being made so.

He’s also the one who encourages and pushes Yuma to run away from Amaterasu and find his own life. He helped him to run away from Amaterasu without too much issues. He’s the one who makes sure both Amaterasu and the Peacekeepers are stopped from looking for the Death Detective and “take care of” any people who knew who the Death Detective really was. He is the one who provided the resources like medications, a phone that wouldn’t be able to be hacked by Amaterasu and the Peacekeepers (with the only contact being Makoto himself), a bag of stuff like a blanket, extra clothes and pjs, hygiene kits, and food, and money. He even forged documents so Yuma can go under a fake identity as “Yuma Kokohead” so he doesn’t have to worry about anyone else finding him, and get a job to provide himself.

I know I said they end up separated once Yuma left, but in truth, they still stay connected through Yuma’s unique phone to text him if he is okay, and meeting one-on-one occasionally when Yuma needed to restock on medications or check on him (since Makoto doesn’t trust anybody to end up backstabbing them and get Yuma sent back to Amaterasu). He was absolutely ecstatic to see how happy Yuma is becoming overtime as he worked for the Nocturnal Detective Agency and become close with the detective family, and he then began to help the Agency behind the scene as well like try to keep the Peacekeepers off their tail. There’s even a funny yet wholesome moment I have where when Makoto meets the Nocturnal Detective Agency for the first time, he acts like an ecstatic parent meeting their child’s friends for the first time (shaking their hands and rambling excitedly on finally personally meeting Yuma’s close friends/family that helped and made Yuma’s life so much better, all while there is like guns being pointed at everyone’s head).

#master detective archives: rain code #yuma kokohead #makoto kagutsuchi #on a lighter note Makoto is basically another one of Yuma’s menace friends besides Shinigami #Yuma pretty much isn’t surprise whenever Makoto does something crazy like jump off Kanai Tower riding a balloon #Yuma and Makoto also share the responsibility of having destroyed Makoto’s kitchen multiple times and having to get it remodeled #Makoto even put in Yuma’s document to never let Yuma anywhere near the kitchens #Misfit AU #master detective archives spoilers

[wayvtual]

should i go out to eat lunch by myself

#my life sucks so bad #i can’t even go to the kitchen n eat something bc my dad’s gf will be there this isn’t even my house my dad just left me living in a room n #told me to deal w it what the hell #not like i have anything in the kitchen to begin with #i’m on the verge of an anakinesque break down i can feel it n i can’t even blame my period this time #dad’s gf sister* #.txt

[threetangerines]

Hey Ryen, can we maybe get some pinterest inspo for yoongi's place ? me and my @egojkook were sharing visions and we just wanna know how you imagine it

Hi, y’all!! I haven’t done this yet because it’s pretty solidified but I can’t find anything that truly gets it (unless I literally sketch everything out💀) but to give y’all something to build off of, think minimal, furniture on the darker side, and utility! These images are a good start, I guess🖤

One big note is that his couch separates the living room from the dining area, which is next to the kitchen. And when you pass the dining table, you get to his bedroom door.

#and the kitchen isn’t big #it doesn’t even have an island #kiokoninetyfive #asks:yoongi #visuals:yoongi #mailbox🍊 #egojkook

[carrionsflower]

I meant to ask if you’re gonna see the strangers chapter one 👀 I’m so scared it’ll disappoint 😭

YES!!! 👹🧡 i probably won’t go see it in the theaters tho (expensive, people are rude, no time 😭) so i might wait for it to be released on digital or wherever it’s streaming (unless someone in my family wants to see it am i’m treated ☺️). Regardless, i’ll try to go in with no / low expectations but i do not think any sequel / remake / reboot will EVER touch the original 😭🙏🏾

#t: asks #spellbooking #i’m STILL creeped out by the part where he’s just standing in the background and liv tyler’s character doesn’t even see him #anytime i’m in my kitchen alone my brain is like thst mf is standing next to my pantry isn’t he 😭😭😭😭😭 #home invasion films are the scariest thing to me #i honestly remember nothing of the sequel tbh 💀😭

[byandforthepoetss]

There’s this thing I want. I want love, but I want it pure. I don’t want just texts and hands on my thighs, I want something more. I was gentle affection, dancing in empty car parks while it’s raining with the stereo cranked all the way up playing a song we get to call “ours”. Give me sincerity in front of an open hearth in the lounge. Let me be your muse, and I hope you’re a writer or an artist like me. Love me more than I love you, which would be a very great deal. I don’t want pretence, I don’t want these stupid situationships, unrequited pining. Give me love at its finest. Romance at its best. Give me what my father could not give my mother

#love #romance #romance isn’t dead but I’m still looking for it #bring back dim lights and swaying in the kitchen even when there’s no music #say my name like a promise #tell me you love me and mean it #and mean that your Ilys to be a statement #not a fickle opinion that changes like the weather #say you love me and mean it when you tell me forever

[stinkrascal]

men who gift their wives/partners kitchen stuff for their birthday/christmas/etc should die

#my boyfriend almost gifted me a pink kitchen set for my birthday bc i talked about wanting one #but then he said he stopped himself bc he thought about it for .1 seconds and realized that’s the most patronizing gift ever #and then he bought me anime merch bc i am a weeb hehehe #like it isn’t hard to come to that conclusion bro 😭 #it’d be like if he got me a toaster for christmas… like thanks i guess? #literally the dumbest gift idea i can think of #meanwhile there are ppl on reddit whose husbands DO THIS and it makes me cringe #i just read this post where this woman said she TOLD HER HUSBAND specifically what she wanted #and this man went out of his way to ignore her and buy kitchen stuff?? #it isn’t even pink… listen i wouldn’t be mad if my bf bought me a fully pink kitchen set 😭 but imagine ur husband is like #marry christmas here’s a toaster. make me some toast ❤️ #he dies immediately. i’d kill him #when me and bf shop for each other we literally just ask what we want bc guessing is hard lol #that way we always get what we want! see how easy that is men of reddit #reddit makes me realize just how little effort men put into their relationships. i feel fortunate my bf is normal and sweet 😭❤️ #LIKE IT’S A SHARED SPACE WHY WOULD YOU GIFT SOMEONE SOMETHING FOR A SHARED SPACE JUST BUY THE TOASTER DON’T TURN IT INTO A GIFT WHAT

[kiwiorcore]

at the end of the day was it really our fault?

#if you have something on the stove and you walk away for an extended period of time #and one person has their back to it while they wash up #and another has headphones on while doing homework #and the other isn’t even in the kitchen the first place #who’s fault is it that the thing you had on the stove burnt? #my aunt when you tell her you can’t walk away from something you’re cooking and expect everyone else to make sure it doesn’t burn: 😨 #tomi.txt

[masterthespianduchovny]

I’m going to make an actual thoughtful post about it later, but when Carmy speaks at Al Anon for the first time and says he doesn’t think he’s funny. In my heart, I know Sydney would find him fucking hilarious if they spent any significant time time instead of constantly being in that pressure cooker. Sydney doesn’t like him just because he’s a good cook, she genuinely enjoys him as a person and he just feels so comfortable around her.

#the bear meta #carmy berzatto #sydney adamu #the bear #and the thing is.. #I think Sydney probably feels she isn’t funny too #they have so much in common outside of the kitchen #and they don’t even realize it #things they see as flaws in themselves the other likely finds endearing or ndb #tell me I’m wrong #you can’t!

[cheapcheapfaker]

so do you guys think it says not to use in gas ovens because they’re so tiny in europe or do they make parchment paper out of something different over there or like. what.

#outta my way european boy I’m boutta get it #*hour later* I have burnt down my kitchen #no but fr is this just a random sort of consumer warning? #you can use parchment in gas ovens… hm #I actually live near a bunch of USA nandos so this isn’t even necessary #but I like the thrill and danger of it all

[falinscloaca]

my arfid is at a higher level than yours, its more powerful, my dad is a gourmand who loves cooking it had to ADAPT and GROW

#i can dedetect One texture difference or particulate per Gallon of sauce #i’m like a shark #yet simultaneously because if all this i. struggle to even say the diet itself is that bad comparitively #like its rough but i don’t just eat one type of thing for every meal #but then again given my instinctual revulsion at whatever tiny leaf scraps end up on the kitchen counter its. hard to judge if that makes me #especially healthyful or non-dysfunctional in that regard #lmao #my cereal box has had a scrap of stem(???) stuck to its outside and its dramatically reduced the amount of time i go near that thing #note: please this isn’t actually a contest i don’t actually think my bullshit is stronger than anyone elses. or that it’d be somehow impress #impressive for it to be