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dovveling · 7 months

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IT IS ME THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!! 🎉🎉🎂🎂

#happy birthday to my old ass #pls send me pumpkins bc they are my favorite #text post

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little-pondhead · 10 months

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DPxDC Prompt:

[this is a long one please forgive me]

Bruce lied to the others about his trip through time. Not all of it! Just…one specific thing.

During the early parts of his timeline hijinks, before Tim realized Bruce was still alive, he had a bit of a respite in between his endless time jumps. (Maybe a certain ghost was helping him out.) With a fuzzy memory at best and a strange itch to investigate the unknown, Bruce had been taken in by an old couple who had no kids but wanted to pass on the family name. And who better than a thirty-something amnesiac stranger who could actually be related by blood?

Bruce, with nowhere to go, accepted his new name, grew out his hair, and quickly got accepted into college for engineering. There, he met two of his closest friends; a redheaded woman who could kick his ass and a wet chicken of a man who could also kick his ass. They both made him nostalgic for something he didn’t remember, and that made him sad sometimes, but the two were always there to cheer him up.

Years passed, and Bruce’s life moved on. He settled well into his new name, mourned his parents when the eventually passed, celebrated his wedding with the redhead, and grieved when the last of their trio fell out of touch. He had a daughter, and then a son! They were both so smart, even if they didn’t share the same passion he had for exploring the science behind the afterlife. (Something about the dead just itched his brain in an infuriating way, and Bruce wasn’t one to let sleeping dogs lie. He just had to find out why he was so obsessed with this stuff!)

Eventually, his and his wife’s research yielded results, and that’s when bits of Bruce’s former life started coming back to him. After the portal opened, he spent his days with his head in a fog, oblivious to the world around him as he struggled to continue his work.

Why did he remember a boy named Dick? Who would name their child that? And Jason…who was Jason? That name always made him sad. There were more names, more faces, but none of them were his. He could never remember what his name was supposed to be. All he had was the one his adoptive parents gave him.

His wife was worried. His daughter was struggling. And his son…his son sometimes hurt to look at. Bruce didn’t know why. He knew he was being a terrible father, but something in him wanted to cry whenever he gazed at those clear blue eyes, just like his own. His son was too smart for his own good, and realized his dad had started avoiding him.

The day his son purposely left the room so Bruce could relax was one that hurt him even now.

Time kept passing, and Bruce was becoming anxious. His brain fog was as bad as its ever been. He had constant headaches, and his hands kept twitching for nonexistent tools on his belt. Something was going to happen. Something had happened. A voice in his head told him it was all his fault.

So in an attempt to clear his head and spend more time with his family, Bruce insisted they all go to dinner at the local diner. His son invited his friends. Even better! More people meant more distractions from his messed-up thoughts. He wouldn’t spiral with the kids around.

And then something exploded.

The last thing Bruce remembered was his son’s (green??) eyes widening in fear and horror as something yanked him violently backwards. He fell farther than expected, through a portal and a green sky full of black stars. A hand tightened on the back of his jumpsuit, hauling his giant body through another portal with a roar of a motorcycle.

And then…and then…and then what?

All of a sudden, Bruce was sprawled in some mud in the middle of a forest, dizzy and coughing from the explosion’s fumes. He’s singed all over, and his ears still rang from the force of the…what happened again?

Bruce sits up, and all of a sudden, he’s in the era of the pilgrims. His memory has been wiped clean, his new name and family forgotten thanks to the hands of time. His adventures through the time stream continue, with him assuming many different identities throughout many different decades.

The memories of being Jack Fenton don’t return to him until he’s back in 2004, once again in his own time and living as Bruce Wayne. A glowing green sticky note informs him that “The Nasty Burger Incident” had just occurred. His “other self” just had his ass dragged to another era, so the time loop would continue.

It also informed him that he had an orphaned son crying for him at Bruce’s own grave.

Well, his forgotten son (that sounded bad, even to him) was supposed to be about fourteen now, right? Bruce hopes he doesn’t have to fight anyone for custody.

#pondhead blurbs #danny phantom #dpxdc #writing prompt #‘Alfred get the Guy’#‘you haven’t even left the house today’#‘my dad senses are tingling and I may need to fistfight another billionaire so have the Other Guy on standby as well’#Bruce becomes Jack Fenton #he went to college and literally built a life for himself at the same time ‘Bruce Wayne’ existed #‘Jack’ just never watched the news #clockwork had to make sure Danny existed so guess what! you’re the son of the bat happy birthday #the nasty burger incident happens but in the two seconds it took to kill everyone #Johnny 13 dragged his ass to another era #he was ordered to by clockwork #I have zero clue how old Bruce was during his timeline shenanigans and idk when it took place either #just work with me on this #please I am begging you #he only got his memories back when the time matches up with Jack Fenton’s ‘death’#Danny loses his dad and then gets him back in the span of 24 hours but now his dad is a billionaire??#well he gets to watch Bruce fistfight Vlad for custody and then stop him from killing clockwork #cause how DARE Clockwork just make him FORGET an entire family he had???#morally grey clockwork #Danny is trying really hard not to become Dan and Bruce is trying really hard to explain this to his other kids #‘no this one is ACTUALLY mine’#‘yes I know I was a teen in Europe when the wedding would have happened’#again don’t know the dc timeline just work with me here #please don’t ask me to continue this I will cry #if someone else does I’d be happy to read it though :))

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goldiipond · 1 month

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everyone shut up forever it's my cats birthday today everyone say happy birthday bungus youre so awesome bungus

^ bungus

#skye's animals #SHADOW BIRTHDAY HE IS 11 YAY. my old bastard #i got him when i turned 9 its crazy to me hes been around for over half my life. hes my best friend idont know what id do. without bungus #heis lying on my feet currently and he says i cant get up until i make him a happy birthday post. ass hole

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recurring-polynya · 8 months

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howl, zabimaru

bonus: here it is in two other colorways

#zabimaru #my fanart #is this...folk art?#this is a birthday present for renji because srsly who wouldn't want a linocut of their own bankai?#happy birthday renji!#i think this was more process than product but i had a pretty good time making it #sorry i couldn't decide between the colors so you get all of them #this is so awful but the purple version is actually based on RENJI'S STUPID TOQUE FROM ROLLING STAR #or at least at made it at the time that i was trying to color-correct that screenshot #i was just going thru the gradient maps that i had and was like 'oh no this looks good'#this is all digital btw #made possible by the bardotbrush art maker's club block print toolkit brushset. thank you lisa! i hope you never see this!!#i actually did take an actual block printing class once. it turned out it was less of a class and more of open studio for 3 old dudes #and as a result it took a ton of time outside of class that i didn't really expect #and i had a baby at the time and i also sucked at art then so i didn't re-enroll when it was over #point being: i think it would funny to go back and do nothing but 20-year old anime-themed block prints #you laugh but there was a big ass print someone made of totoro hanging in the room and it slapped

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clownsuu · 2 years

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Can you draw craig and octavio beatinf the shit out of each other (or kissing)

The Grandpas are true lovers to enemies to lovers (to enemies to lovers to-)

Also it’s basically the same thing smhhhhhh

#Old gay ass gramps smhhhh #Also huzzah it’s my birthday today!#Happy b i r t h to me even tho I am sick as hell lmAO #Been sneezing a storm and been sick for the past few days with no sign of getting better smh #I am celebrating by u h h hh hh hh H #Drawing old gay men and sleeping lmAO not much else to do tbh #But yeah do u remember the 21st night of September smhhhhhhhhh #Splatoon #dj octavio #captain cuttlefish

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rystiel · 15 days

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homestuck day… :B

#hey guys #old ass webcomic #happy birthday homestuck #erhg #john egbert #june egbert #homestuck #homestuck fanart #not really fanart it’s like. a 30 second post it note drawing #4/13 #my art #rystiart

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someslothcheese · 5 months

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Did art for Me brithday :]

I guess the PR1 fandom can have more art...

#chilledchaos #private recording 1 #junkyard #zeroyalviking #junkyard129 #vikramafc #i love vikram so much hes so undervalued #Happy birthday me #I am old #I need to go make dinner for all my family now sob #They all got me expensive ass cameras which must mean something about me

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cletus-kasadys-gay-boy · 23 days

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GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP

HE'S GONNA BE 31!!!

#happy birthday #cletus kasady carnage #cletus kasady #carnage #carnage comic #YALL BETTER CELEBRATE #gay red and stupid #symbiotes #symbiote #carnage comics #marvel #cletus kasady symbiote #cletus #Love of my LIFE #hes my old man #31 year old #crazy ass

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kennywhoremega · 6 months

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Today's the day! My baby boy is officially an old ass man (jk) Happy 40th Birthday Kenny! ily and your stupid ass and big ole tiddies 🎉🥰

He's so silly and dumb and beautiful and perfect 🥰 I love him so much have the best day you hunk of stupid 💕

#happy birthday baby boy #what an old ass man #i love this old man #the love of my life #kenny omega #happy birthday to kenneth jerome omega only #and tyson smith i guess #my husband #my bby boy #aew #kota ibushi's boyfriend #happy birthday kenny baby

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xxwhiteveilbridexx · 1 year

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happy birthday gerard way!! you have truly inspired many with your music and homosexual activities (: we love u bbg

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x-heesy · 4 months

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X-HΣΣSΨ’S IMPRΣSSIΩΠS t̵͎̳̠̏͐͒͆̐ư̵̛̞̙̩͔̭̠̅̈́̊͆͝r̵̠͖̂̀̄́́̕ṋ̷͆̽̍͊e̵̯̞̎̈́̀͑̂̓̽̕͝d̶̖̠̖̳̏̇̏̆͆̂̾̚ 13 t̵͎̳̠̏͐͒͆̐o̵̳̞̖̖̩̻̩̎̍̓́d̶̖̠̖̳̏̇̏̆͆̂̾̚ǎ̸̹͔̅̈́͘y̵̧̛̝͙̪̘͑͋͌͂̓͌̉ͅ!

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