#hates everyone (hes lying)

[chasingfictions]

im getting so fucked up thinking about nat and coach ben and about travis and coach ben and how theyre the two people who still interact with him with any kind of real relationship and im thinking about nat's dad calling her a slut versus nat building a trusting relationship with coach in large part because he's gay and has never and will not ever sexualize the girls. im thinking about travis and coach having little moments of like, coach giving him condoms and an awkward sex talk and coach trying to help him through his dangerous teenage boy angst and how travis felt his own dad was a shitty father and how he still tried to save him. nat and travis' conversation in the plane that it doesnt matter how shitty your dad is it still fucks you up when theyre gone. and now their new gay dad / gay older brother / gay uncle who is suffering so much and is in his like early thirties at the oldest who doesnt want to fucking be there and is terrified of all ofthem but is trying his best is gonna get cannibalized by all of their friends and theyre maybe gonna participate because they have to. no one talk to me about nat and coach i have to lie down

#im already lying down #yellowjackets #yellowjackets meta #JUST! DO WE THINK NAT WILL EAT HIM. #i would have said no before she ate jackie along with everyone else. i also do think coach would want nat to eat him #coach would say it's okay you need the strength and he would hate saying it but he'd say it

[distant-velleity]

SSR Dorm Uniform - Yuhua Wei

(voicelines and taglist beneath the cut, ft. groovy lines bc no way am i drawing the groovy for this lmao)

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Summon:

I���m no hero, but if that’s the role you want me to play…

Hmm? You’re here for my help again? Haha. You really know how to make a guy feel needed.

Groovification: Am I doing this out of the kindness of my heart? 

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Set to Home Screen: I can’t guarantee anyone anything, you know.

Home Transition 1: I ran into Yue’er again last night. Although he kind of looks like a cryptid, he really isn’t subtle about his entrances. I mean, green fireflies? Does no one else see them?

Home Transition 2: Sometimes I regret opening up the guest room. The other day, yet another brawl started in there… ugh. 

Home Transition 3: I don’t usually like to let my hair down in front of other people, so consider this a treat for you. 

Home, after login: I’m exhausted… Let me recharge for a while, or I’m going to lose it.

Home Transition (Groovification): These clothes are based on a legend from the Far East. Can you guess what it is?

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Tap Home 1: ‘Haunted’ is a strong word. I think we can call Ramshackle… ‘otherwise occupied.’

Tap Home 2: Honestly, I can’t believe some people are so reliant on me. Take Ace and Deuce for example… Haha. I guess it’s cute how some people will trip over themselves for a sense of companionship.

Tap Home 3: Three cardinal rules: if you’re with a figure of authority, defer to them. If you’re with a nobody, act casual. And if you meet a respect-less idiot, don’t be afraid to play dirty. 

Tap Home 4: This System usually notifies me if there’s an upcoming event of some kind. The downside? Sometimes I’ll wake up at ungodly hours because someone did something stupid.

Tap Home 5: Huh?! D-Do you need something? …I’m sure there’s better ways to get my attention… 

Tap Home (Groovification): I wonder if Crewel would give me a pointer like his if I asked nicely. Having a tool on hand would improve my working efficiency a lot. Heh.

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Duo Magic:

Davis, I’ll need you to back me up.

Rest assured that I’ve got you, Yu.

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taglist (ask to be added!): @thehollowwriter @elenauaurs @theleechyskrunkly @casp1an-sea @nahelenia

#my art #kai's writing #<- kinda #twst oc #yuusona #headcanons #<- also kinda #whewwww i hate backgrounds im never doing this again #also every time i draw yu in his dorm uni it changes a little LMAO #ill never be satisfied...... #i hope everyone knows that if yu seems confident in some lines. he is BLUFFING #he is LYING bc he is going thru an extreme chuuni phase

[horrorlesbians]

I found true detective season 1 to be wildly sexist and it shocked me that nobody on tumblr seems to talk about that. Marty is a self-righteous angry womanizer and one of the least likable characters I’ve ever seen on tv. and the show itself totally hates its scant female characters.

personally when I watched it I never got the sense that the show hates its female characters, yes the characters hate women-marty especially has very fucked up ways of viewing and treating women. but his character doing so parallels what the serial killer does to women. one of the core themes of the show is that women and children are often at the mercy of bad people and people in power who are supposed to help them either turn a blind eye or are willing participating or covering up the act. marty being a cheating asshole who is overly controlling of his wife and viewing her as property, someone who hits his daughter while also being the same man who blew a suspects brains out over seeing the children he had captive and who talks in the interview high and mighty about how “rust needs a family, this is what happens to people who don’t have family”. marty treating women like that is a very purposeful choice imo because it not only fits how cops tend to act to their wives and makes him an interesting parallel to the killer the spend the season trying to catch

#written in blood #if this is unreadable I just woke up #he’s also actively lying to everyone about what type of man he is vs rust who basically wears what type of man he is on his sleeve #while yes a lot of the female characters are naked at some point I don’t think the show itself hates them. I just think the characters do

[knxfesck]

It's really fucking funny to me how you can see Drift's Nice Guy Persona being carefully crafted and eventually moved on from throughout MTMTE. This panel is like level 1. Acts of violence? well I mean. you can't just stand there and look menacing right. So he goes full throttle with the huge smile and everything. I bet he watched a marvel movie to find that quip. I'm sorry Drift everyone probably thinks the crystals are having adverse effects at this point.

And the fact that he knows it's pretty obvious and is just kind of hoping nobody notices and they don't because at least it's not Big Bad Decepticon so he's in a sunk cost situation. The act is bad but its also way too late now to drop it. At least in the world of Drift Self-Justification.

Nice save there buddy. Only 3 seconds delay! 👍

In all honesty getting kicked off the Lost Light likely allowed him to exhale and reflect on why exactly he was doing this, and how it was tangled in his own concepts of absolution and redemption and in hindsight, kind of stupid, even if it made sense at the time. Taking the fall for Rodimus fucked up a lot of things and enabled Rodimus' issues with responsibility but it did at least (forcefully) give Drift an opportunity to slow down and get himself back together that wouldve never happened on the ship or at least wouldve been a much slower process. Anyways, thanks for coming to my "let's make fun of Drift for being a really bad actor when not in high-stakes situations" meetup

#thinking thoughts etc etc #made sure to get specific with the acting dig bc I hate when people make generalized assumptions plus #drift strikes me as the kind of guy who's very good at acting/freestyle lying. Not in a way where he relies off of it or it comes very #naturally like starscream per say but you don't live through the dead end and be a successful decepticon commander wearing your thoughts on #your face #so I imagine he's great at it unless its something really minor in which case his brain's like What Are You Doing this is Not Necessary #so he's always fighting it over that bc reputation is important but everyone on the lost light is so goofy his habits arent #kicking in right #lmao #drift idw #drift #transformers idw #txt #analysis

[myebix]

I'm just saying that if jason and harley broke into arkham to murder the joker, they would never get in trouble.

some inmate: what? the joker was violently murdered to death and died? last night? why, last night, I slept like a baby. I didn't hear a peep. must've been some freak accident.

jason and harley: hm? the joker died last night? damn that's crazy, we were playing lazer tag and getting drunk. just ask the game attendant! I think his name was roy... or maybe ray. doesn't matter, we're cleared.

#jason todd #harley quinn #arkham's terrible security #batfamily #i refuse to tag the joker bc i hate him actually #im a jason todd apologist and i hold a heavy grudge #I'm sure bruce would be seething bc he knows everyone is lying through their teeth #but he can't (and knows better than to) find evidence. #do i tag this as #dc incorrect quotes #sure why not #i just think these two absolutely deserve this murder with no repercussions #they've got rightful beef w him and they'd be doing gotham a favor

[icejello]

To be a king who's abandoning my duties and disguising myself as a normal human to enjoy the city and then meeting a badass woman who will kick my ass and immediately falling in love with her. I hide my identity from her and she treats me like I'm a loser I'm a simp so it doesn't matter. I would then have a son with her and I would be so happy but the both of us got betrayed and she was then killed by poison while our son survives. And I'm sorry but i couldn't be there for our son bcs now i have to atone for the things that happened and he reminds me of my beloved wife so much for it to not hurt when i look at him.

#svsss #mystic prince #yes this is about tianlang-jun and su xiyan #and also about hwa rim and ryu hua #THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING OKAY #THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND TO BE IN LOVE AND TO HAVE THEIR LITTLE FAMILY #SU XIYAN AND HWA RIM DID NOT DESERVE THEIR DEATHS #THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO SEE THEIR SON GROW UP AND LAUGH AND BE HAPPY AND LIVE WITH THEIR LITTLE FAMILY #they give me soooooo much agony #i CRIED reading both of their stories #i cried reading about tlj and sxy and then i started mystic prince and was crying and screaming 'NOT THIS AGAIN' #thet make me so unwell it's insane #how can a love like that be so damned by the world that they could not be allowed to love #WHY DOES SUCH A PURE LOVE HAS TO BE KILLED SIMPLY BCS EVERYONE ELSE WERE GREEDY AND EVIL #and why oh why is love such a curse #tlj wasn't lying when he said it's so easy to love someone but so hard to hate them

[backpackingspace]

Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series

#Tgcf #heaven official's blessing #Xie lian #When I first watched the series I was like wow! Himbo love that for him! #On rewatches it became more and more clear that he was just straight up lying! (And trying to have a soft meet cute) love that for him #Xie lian about anything ever: Oh! I just happened to be in the area I know nothing relevant ever #Cut to scenes where xie lian in fact did know everything relevant #I know he was actually scarp collecting/homeless/struggling but also #I fully believe he tripped his way into main character status everywhere he went #Every single town spent decades talking about that one guy who just showed up! Asked for scraps! Taught all the street kids martial arts #That lead directly to an uprising that he directly took part in and then how he picked the one moldy bun got sick and died forever #Like everyone that met him was just like ???? Yall will never believe this #His statue pops up in the capital and everyone who has ever met him ever just be like yah it makes more sense that he's a God #Jun wu frantically stopping all evidence that he has prayers and followers bc that RUINS his plans goddamn it xinela #Jun wu to Ling wen: Okay okay perfect everybody hates xie lian now with his distruction now tell him he has zero merits really rub it in #Ling wen: who has had to read sort and hide all the prayers he's been getting for 800 years .....yes sir

[churchydragon]

V2 vocalizes ass the angry sass and frustration that V1 internalizes in the co-op au because V1 can't.

#looking at V1 you'd think they don't get mad. wrong. they hate everyone except their other half (V2) #and Gabriel but that comes much later #V1 just puts the anger in a jar and replaces it with bitter acceptance for how they were treated. this will blow up in their face later #also V2 totally verbally attacks Minos after he says the line about the crimes machines committed against humans #“oh so humans are allowed to be terrible to us and refuse to acknowledge our feelings as people but god forbid we lash out about it” #they. do not like Minos. V1 isn't super fond of him either. Minos lowkey feels like shit for what he said #the only reason he's alive is because V1 said “no fuck you you don't get the release of death. live and suffer like the rest of us” #well. they said it in their usual beeps and clicks and V2 vocalized it cuz they're the only one that can understand V1 #V1 and Gabriel also end up having a sort of symbiotic thing going on later #Gabriel needs something to worship. V1 finds comfort in some kind of higher power giving a shit in them and praises him in turn #totally didn't get this idea from an art piece I just reblogged (lying) #also! during both the V3 fights V1 and V2 get enraged! V1 gets enraged during the first fight and V2 gets enraged during the second #churchy talks #Ultrakill #Ultrakill au

[soldier-poet-king]

Today was like. It's tomato sauce day. Labour for hours (at work I admittedly love). Shower all the tomato gore splatter out of your hair. Extended family dinner, get a lil wine drunk bc everyone is annoying and it turns out kinda fun. Play bg3 for hours. Read before bed. End up crying about a thara celehar fic titled with tmg lyrics that just????? Got it???

#franposting #this is a sign i ought to be sleeping but i am WIDE AWAKE #we have passed the sleepy wine period #and now im just. AHHHHH #weeping and aching and lying here thinking about thara celehar #as just. i obsess about a lot of things. i will babygirlify everyone #thara isnt like that hes just. he gets it. he gets it and it hurts and i hate it and i want to scream at the unfairness of it all #i could take melatonin but if i take it this late/too much getting up for mass tmrw will be hard #(harder. than usual bc yknow i have such a great relationship with institutionalized religion #and my parish specifically has no negative associations at all for me. none at all #and ofc i love terrible music and seeing people that bring up all sorts of conflicted feelings.

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Me seeing my ex who literally was the worst out of all of my abusers claim that I was the one who abused him

#like words genuinely cannot describe how much I fucking hate that lying victim complex DARVO ass fucking piece of shit #like the way I endured horrific shit just for him to claim he was in an abusive relationship #makes me so fucking ill #no justice the motherfucker can’t even admit he abused me #bro is like yeah I was in an abusive relationship YEAH AS THE PERPETRATOR YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT #instead he acts like everyone abuses and hurts him #cptsd #fucked up people #abusive ex #karma I need you

[fated-normal-767]

Kokichi is so befuddling because whenever I’m playing the game I’m like “heehoo the sillies ^_^!!! Little liar man !!!!” And whenever I’m not I’m like “GODDDD kokichi is so fucking annoying someone take him out back and put him down already” . He’s kind of like Monokuma in that regard .

this really is the exact emotion. I’m at the bit in the game where he keeps talking about wanting to be friends with monokuma. so I can definitely see a level of similarity.

#if in some insane timeline monokuma WAS friends with kokichi they’d be so irritating together. talking shit about everyone #kokichi would be friends with monokuma but fucking hate junko. can’t explain why. i just think so. #kokichi likes the cringefail bear plushie who is insane. I don’t think he’d be that interested in a cool woman. #he’d talk to her like he talks to miu but I think he’d have some respect for the lying. slightly.

[quietwingsinthesky]

domestic destiel with baby jack except that dean wants to kill himself the entire time because he feels like he’s trapped and can’t keep going through these motions that he doesn’t feel

#<3 i can make this work. i can make this interesting for me. #jack is also not actually baby he’s just shaped like that. he is also suffering and hates it #cas would be having a nice time except that no one else is and even if he doesnt know because theyre lying the vibes are rancid and bleeding #into him #sam is having a bad time too because dean is pushing him out of the picture to better fit the ideal of married life #even if all he’d rather do is live with his brother and chill and run the bunker #keeps saying ‘sam when are you going to marry eileen?’ wedding ring on his finger from when he dragged his vows from his throat for cas to #be happy. (sam broke up with eileen months ago. he just wants his brother back. he wants his best friend back. he wants to stop sitting on #the outside of their family. he wants to see his son as his son and not when he’s pretending to be a child.) #this is going to explode so horribly for everyone <3 #personally i think jack should finally lose it from how he has to play at being so much smaller and less than he is #and burn their fucking house down and run away to sam. and then dean and cas can divorce over the ashes #and then. maybe. they can move forward into a life they can be happy in. not one they force themselves to fit #spn #dean winchester #castiel spn #jack kline #aro!dean #tw suicide

[rosaacicularis]

hmmmm….. thinking about my bbc merlin scarian au

#this is not because i’ve been reading non stop merthur fics for like three months i SWEAR (<- is lying so unbelievably hard) #the way scar has to pretend to hate him after everyone finds out grian has magic #the way scar has to bide his time until he’s king so he can repeal the ban #the way i’m going to make cub first knight and also give him magical powers #the way he told scar because he was terrified of himself #the way scar vowed to protect cub with his life #the way grian was raised knowing of every single prophecy that pertained to ‘xelqua’ #the way he tries so hard to reject his fate; his destiny #the way he trusts it blindly after he meets scar… because it’s scar #the way i kind of want to write it so bad rn #scarian #hermitshipping #grian #gtws

[anxiously-sidequesting]

GODS I KEEP THINKING ABT LIKE. YOU MENTIONED HOLLY ASKING WHEN THEY GET TO GO HOME AND SHE JUST CANT AND

it's so painful to think abt because yes, the spiral is going to be saved because of the prophecy, and all these lives are saved - but ambrose really went "needs of the many" and basically deprived a whole child of their personhood and maybe even their identity outside of "savior of the spiral" with the depersonalization of the wizard and how it starts with literally entering the wizard world. you pick a new name for your wizard and you very much can Tell that most names like that dont exist where the YW came from so their initial identity gets erased and then the NEW identity they try to build gets erased too to the point where i have to be impressed but also severely worried that the the YW is STILL internalizing how they feel and being essentially constantly sent on more quests and

this is complete rambling that probably hardly makes sense but god its just how screwed up w101's plot is deep down

YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE ERASURE AND DEPERSONALIZATION, YOUR BRAIN IS ON

Like that's something so interesting to think about like how and why did the YW choose their new name? Did Ambrose choose it for them; did he merely encourage them to take on a more "appropriate" identity to match their new culture?? Did the Wizard ever want to change their name in the first place? How does their name change affect their journey and their personality going forwards?

And you're so right because like in a sense, you're literally CREATING a new character to fit into this new world. Irl you're choosing their appearance, their name and their gender, everything. Build-A-Bear starting from scratch. And even though the character creation bit has no underlying meaning to it, I think it unintentionally has such a heavy metaphor that you are no longer a human from Earth, but a Wizard in the Spiral. You're not "Holly LastName" with regular Earth clothes, you're now "Holly Steelcry" with a bitchin' purple and yellow outfit that is now SUITED for the Spiral. Yippee!!!

Like I don't even think the Pirate goes through this shit; weren't they born in the Spiral? Like didn't they have parents that were originally FROM the Spiral in the first place???? It's just the Wizard that's been yoinked from their original homeland and into a new one 💀

And that's one of the things that Holly learns throughout their life in the Spiral - is that her Earth self, her original personality and heritage... is not enough. What they were before was not what the Spiral needed. The world doesn't want Holly, it wants Holly STEELCRY. Their family, friends, pets, past hobbies and their ultimate sacrifice in leaving them behind is not what matters to Ambrose, to the Council of Light, to the entire universe. What everyone needed was a HERO and Holly was NOT a hero, which is why they made her INTO one. Unfortunately, it was that erasure and depersonalization you mentioned that Ambrose, and later Holly themself, thought was necessary in order to save everyone. Now you have a Wizard who may or may not be an entirely different person than what you started out with and for NO GOOD REASON. It's that "sacrifice yourself for others" trope that I love and hate so much 😭😭😭😭😭

#i love your takes honestly im holding them in my heart #AND NONE OF US ARE THINKING ABOUT THIS WHEN WE MAKE OUR CHARACTERS RIGHT? WE'RE ENJOYING PLAYING THE GAMR #but then when you're autism like me (/hj) you just GOTTA think about the implications. you just gotta #why couldnt ambrose let us keep our original name? why couldnt he at least let us visit our home from time to time #was the world transfer PERMANENT? are we there for life now???? is ambrose like phsyically UNABLE to send us back??? #because if he knew taking us to the spiral was permanent and still brought us here. thats terrible #but what if it was entirely possible to send us back in intervals but he never thought to like. tell us this #because he wants to keep us in the spiral at all times to keep everyone safe from harm #so either ambrose is 1. lying by omission to keep us where he wants us to be #2. knew beforehand we would not be able to return to earth upon bringing us to the spiral and still did it #or 3. just didnt think about this shit before during or after he did it but since we're here anyways might as well make the best of it #for me personally ambrose falls into the 3rd option but he would be so much more interesting if he was 1 or 2 #this turned into ambrose for some reason im sorry. i just love/hate him alot but its not about him right now #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #asks #pierrotfakinami

[starlooove]

I’m trying not to be a hater but that tiktok and comment section pissed me off so bad.

#the way the fics end in Bruce saying sorry and everyone coddling tim and tims like ‘well I was just a placeholder 🥺’ #the fun part about tim is that he made grown ass decisions at a little ass age that literally everyone told him would turn out bad #and then it turned out bad and he knows he dug his own grave so he just has to pretty it up as best as he can #and if he could go back in time he would do that shit again BECAUSE HE LIKES IT! BECAUSE ITS EXCITING! BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE ROBIN #that Robin is a job shit is a lie he told himself that literally nobody around but YALL the stupid ass audience believed #that’s like the crux of him I think #lying to himself to get the job done because he can’t let his emotions get in the way but unfortunately that’s not how it works #and when he realizes that he gets pissed at everyone else for not letting it work and himself for not making it work #he somehow thinks that he can remove this attitude as tim Drake when Robin is the crutch tim Drake leans on in adulthood #which is an issue because now everyone around him is moving and he’s still stuck at 14 knocking on dicks door and hoping that he’ll have to #make use of the suit he brought with him. not because he’s excited or anything but just in case #his friends and family died and came back Gotham gets destroyed every other day and rebuilt every other week everything keeps changing but #nothing is and he’s stuck in that cycle and maybe it’s his fault for not letting things rest but he refuses to accept that because he’s GOOD #as Robin he does excellent work and always has and nothing will change that not even a new Robin. his friends are all making names for #themselves and he’s still stuck under Bruce’s cape fighting a teenager to be robin. #THATS whats fun about tim #the writing is stuck rn I’ll give u that but the next move should be an acknowledgment of that #tim doesn’t wanna peak in high school so he has to move on but he doesn’t know how and matter of fact doesn’t know why! nothings been this #permanent before (<-LYING!) #but no whatever everyone hates him realizes they’re wrong and he leaves Gotham bc he deserves better but comes back bc he’s so nice. ok.

[curiosityforstars]

Insanely funny to me how everyone who works at Princeton Plainsboro acts like House has held them at gun point at made them do the awful things they do. Like sure, he's pushed them towards being worse, he definitely brings out the worst in people, but they do have the option of saying no. Half the time, all he can really do is be more of an asshole. None of them want to admit that he just gives them an excuse to be awful, because then they'd just be admitting that all of them suck.

#house md #literally they're all just awful people. which. people are nuanced and good and evil are too simple to define people blah blah blah #but they are all so! bad! #they just get to conveniently blame all of it on House. #Maybe the fellows have the most justification in this because he's their boss. #but they are also crazy! so. #anyone else would've quit i swear. #all other hospitals would be like oh you quit.. (or were fired)... why? OH you worked for Dr. house? i hate that dude totally understandable #but like Cuddy and Wilson? they have no excuse! House just makes them look better so they seem normal and then they enable him and you #realize thag actually all 3 of them need help and none of them should hold positions of power. #(cuddy is the best of them but she's not totally great) #Wilson yells at House and gets upset when #House exhibits normal behavior of his #and then turns around and continues to enable him #Cuddy yells at House and acts like she keeps him on for the hospital #and then also enables him and breaks laws for him and does not stop his insanity! when she does she proceeds to cave! #and then they all turn to House and tell him he's an awful person who is definitely lying about his chronic pain from his disability and #he ruins everyone's life with his assholery and addiction #as if they don't put themselves there day after day #like damn all of y'all suck. House may bring out the worst in them but it doesn't even take that much #(i firmly believe the fellows would just be like that. House is not soley responsible for their behavior) #they'd all be fired from a better hospital though! Cuddy is the reason for all this idc how good House is. she couldve and shouldve #fired him. #anyways. #ik y'all like to talk about how Wilson looks like Mr. nice guy next to House to hide his own issues #but that's true of alllll of them #its great none of them should ever work in a hospital.