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andrew-minyards-bitch · 3 years

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The foxes and which gay are they? The hozier, Taylor or one direction? (Jean and Jeremy for bonus points)

also let’s pretend that the foxes were teenagers when one direction was still a band

Starting right off the bat with Neil Josten, I’d say he’s a hozier gay because it just matches his vibes

He’s a hozier gay so he could balance Andrew’s one direction gay

Andrew’s gay awakening was Louis Tomlinson I don’t make the rules

Andrew screamed when Louis had exceptional lines in no control and sometimes he’ll hum 18 while stroking Neil’s hair

He has stayed awake till five in the morning because he was looking through all the old one direction vlogs and listened to all the albums

Andrew also made a fool proof 15 year plan of how he was going to marry Louis Tomlinson (he literally plan a murder for his mom what makes you think he won’t do this?)

Renee is the Taylor swift gay because she said and I quote “Taylor always has a way with words” but nope Renee had been listening to Taylor from the start but got really interested when Taylor released those wonderwall photoshoot because it reminds her of Allison

Renee is also the one direction gay and she definitely kept on switching between stanning Liam or Niall

Allison is very much the one direction gay

She went through all their concerts and her room looked like a shrine to Zayn Malik (totally relatable, justifiable and understandable)

Her parents are rich so obviously she’s going to attend meet and greets and she definitely put on those horrendous makeup and wedding dress thinking she was going to marry zayn

She legit thought she had a chance of marrying zayn (Andrew and Allison bond over their shared love for the two most iconic bromance in one direction and their childhood stupidity of thinking they were going to marry one direction)

Renee and Allison sometimes will listen to one direction songs in Allison’s car for ~nostalgia~

Dan was the Taylor swift gay but she wasn’t nearly as obsessed when Taylor got more popularity but she will occasionally turn on Taylor’s songs

Matt listened to one direction along with Renee, Allison and Andrew to see what was up

Kevin and Jean had a fight over one direction members on a daily back in the nest,, they also attended one concert and Niall looked at Kevin

“Omg Jean!! It’s the Irish bond!”

“Stfu,, why’d he look at your ugly face but not mine?!”

Kevin will not stop pestering Jean and saying shit like “oh you could’ve been sold to one direction where Harry styles could’ve worshipped you but wrong lifetime I guess”

Jean disses the crap out of Kevin when he says this

Nicky is the Taylor swift gay,, my mans is screaming “oh lord come take me to church” because religious trauma

Jeremy I’d say was the hozier gay because I feel like he had more of a dark past and he hides it with his sunny complexion

Aaron to Andrew’s horror was a Taylor swift gay (this was when haylor broke up)

They threw hands

#idk wtf this is #take it 🤲#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #tfc #kevin day #neil josten #aaron minyard #matt boyd #Dan wilds #nicky hemmick #allison reynolds #renee walker #renison #andreil #jeremy knox #jean moreau

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bisluthq · 3 years

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Swifties managed to turn Hiddleswift into Haylor, amazing the abilities of these bastards

Okay but Hiddleswift is better taste than Haylor because fight for love exists and is iconic and Tinker Taylor Snogs a Spy exists and the lingerie matches the kitten heels and the pics of him kissing her hands are ~cute and he WORE THAT SHIRT LOL. Like don’t get me wrong she’s most defs not hung up on a dude she used as a getaway vehicle from Calvin but at least it has fucking iconic content.

#nat talks hiddleswift

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slayloricons · 7 years

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#taylor swift #taylor swift icons #harry styles #haylor #icons #matching icons #metadinhas

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queensgaybeach1d · 5 years

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Hello angel. I just wanted to say that after the article... I'm kinda confused about Larry... Larry has been my one true belief for years now. In fact... Louis and Harry are the ones who made me comfortable enough with my sexuality to come out. But... Harry speaks about his ex girlfriend and.... idk I don't want to... disrespect him or invalidate him (though I know that my judgement means absolutely nothing to him. Why should it?) By insisting that Larry is real when rn it just seems like it's..

2: ... so far from the truth. I'm in a weird head space right now.. god they should have clarified it. If it wasn't real, they should have just said so! Fuck. Okay. That came out wrong. I understand that they owe us nothing, they have no obligations towards us. That's alright. That's how it should be. I'm rambling dumb shit right now. Idk. It doesn't seem like he's very into one person? He just seems to be out there enjoying the company of beautiful people, being lovely, and living his best life?

3: once again, I just don't want to assume anything about what his life is like cuz it's none of my business. I just.. don't know. I'm overwhelmed with something I'm unable to put into words right now. I think I'll take a break from the fandom. I'm exhausted. Everything is a mindfuck. It's not, if you just believe everything you're SUPPOSED to believe. But... I can't? I don't know. Saying that Larry isn't real feels strange cuz what if it is? Saying that it is feels strange cuz what if it's not?

4: Talking about Larry in general feels stupid.. cuz he contains multitudes. And... man I don't know. I'm feeling very very weird right now. The story of his ex gf with the slippers fucked me up and broke my heart somehow? Goddamn I am pathetic L O L. I'll just excuse myself now. Lmao if he saw this whole rant, he'd probably laugh and think I'm pathetic. But hey! Where's the lie.

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Hi my beloved,

First, it truly warms my old heart that 1D made you feel comfortable with your sexuality and coming out. It is such a big step for a person to do so and you did it!! Congrats and it is amazing, you should be so proud of yourself!

Love, the whole interview had one purpose: feeding Harry’s het fandom. They want to make it seem like he‘hates’ 1D and loves to be the sexualised rock N roll icon. I made a post about Hamille and a small debunk:

https://queensgaybeach1d.tumblr.com/post/187308257569/hey-love-how-are-you-doing-just-curious-because

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I absolutely think Harry think about what his fans have to say. He does not take the hate comment to heart and he should not ever do that. Harry does listen to the people who truly care about him and are nice.

Louis and Harry would have told us if it was not real. It is a simple ‘’NO’’ something Louis and Harry can both do when they deny being engaged to someone or when they deny a relationship. It’s easy, and if it ‘bothers’ them so much why not deny it. Then everyone will stop, perhaps they should stop getting matching tattoos, write obvious songs about each other and give each other heart eyes each time. Maybe they should even try to bring each other up in interviews a bit more, since it seems like they are hiding. You are right when you say they do not owe us anything, but they out themselves and that is why we are here, love.

I think when you say that Harry does not seem like a person who is in love with one person, you are mistaking him. Do not worry, I think people mistake Harry’s kindness for flirting. When he smiles, he gets dimples and he stares into your eyes with his green ones. People easily mistake that for flirting. Harry is a joyful, happy, quirky and energetic person with everyone who he is comfortable with. For example; James Cordon, Mabel, Mitch, Millie Bobbie Browns mother, Niall Horan, Nick Grimshaw and the Dunkrik cast. He acts very different when it comes to Louis. Harry jokes around with people and you might think that is flirting too, but it is not, love. Harry acts like that with everyone he is comfortable with. He clearly acts different when it comes to Louis. Louis makes him feel all mushy and soft inside. He stares at him and needs to touch him anytime. He is jealous, overprotective and real flirty to Louis. As for him being happy outside 1D, he is that way. He is always bubbly, and sweet.

Honey, because you are a larrie does absolutely NOT mean that you are SUPPOSED to believe everything most Larries think. As long as you do not buys the stunts or believe one of them fell in love with their beard etc, you’re okay. For example, I believe they took multiple breaks (not an official break up) and got together again. I also believe Louis is super comfortable with his sexuality, whereas a lot of people think he is the one who is scared. You should believe in Larrie, but do not be someone you are actually not. Then, it will go wrong. It looks like you are stuck somewhere in the middle, if there is any way I can help you with that, do not hesitate to tell me ;)

You are not pathetic, love. The slipper story is just like Haylor and their paper airplane necklace. They use it to show it as a sign of their fake relationship. That is how they make fans believe they are real. They always make sure everyone sees it, it is for publicity. They put it in a place in which you can see it.

Oh, and Harry is not someone to laugh at people is he? ;)

If you feel like you need to take a break from this fandom, go ahead we will wait for you and it is okay. You do not need to get stressed for something like this. You can always ask me questions and other larries. Do not exhaust yourself because of this. Relax, take some time off and do not let it get toxic. Thank you so much for your question, love. It was amazing to talk to you, I mean it!! X

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hellagoodhaylor · 7 years

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This will be multiple posts so I'll number it (1) I miss one direction and louis and harry actually being friends and niall loving food and zayn teasing harry and taylor dancing to wmyb and paper airplane necklaces and central park dates and the boys with their colorful pants and their cheeky interviews and their bubblegum pop songs and 1d day and their concerts and haylor and ed karaoke and when they hated but loved each other and before zayn became a douche and #dontlickanythingharry

“2) and harry eating bananas and getting pantsed and carpool karaoke and harry's taylor smile and harry calling out gemma's date and water fights and taylor? Like swift? and the boys falling on stage and the wax figure surprise and being pranked on nickelodeon with supportive harry and oddly calm niall, and brit award chats, and harry being late to the brits, and harry's rice farmer outfits, and harry twirking and his single ladies dance, and niall playing 22 and harry dancing,

(3) and harry being late to the brits, and harry's rice farmer outfits, and harry twirking and his single ladies dance, and niall playing 22 and harry dancing, and harry whistling for taylor at the amas, and when niall fractured his foot, and harry and liam doing the worm and niall failing, and icarly, and harry crying on stage during over again, and when harry told louis he could of told him and no control, and even louis and zayns twitter feud (lol) and TORN OMG,

(4) and harry's pussy-slaying high note in cant stop moving on the xfactor, and the eyeliner in the xfactor songs, and THE VIDEO DIARIES!!!, and kevin, and vas happenin', and louis' crush on mary, and zayn as a girl, and harry's foul language on the xfactor, and night changes acoustic, and the fresh prince of bel air rap, and harrys beanies, and tattoo roulette, and ed singing with them, and harry building legos with ed, and ed and harry's matching tattoos, and white eskimo, and zayn and perrie,

(5) and the first vmas, and liams shaved head which louis made fun of, and MSG, and THIS IS US, and niall's braces and when they came off, and harry saying he doesn't like it when a girl spits, and anne's wedding, and gemma's graduation, and all of louis' siblings, and LUX AND LOU TEASDALE, and their impressions of her, and the boys crush on harry's mom, and NICK CAR ON CHATTY MAN, and SNL, and meeting Princess Kate and Prince William, and Jimmy Kimmel's obsessed grandma, and making the surfboard

(6) and harry's floral suits, and zayn's skunk hair, and the shade at the 2013 vmas, and the football!!, and jingleball, and the haylor kiss, and the nurf guns, and when they were all the same height, and their awkward dancing, and zayn missing the dance, and all of their auditions, and liam's tweet about the snake habitat, and louis' moms wedding, and harry's embrace of his style, and HIS BOOTS, and harry's stupid but brilliant tweets, and harry supporting gay rights,

(7) and louis confirming he would be a dad, and elounor 1.0, and niall wearing glasses, and niall's tweet about hoping everything works out, and HARRY's ALL THE LOVE, and when their baby faces would light up on the xfactor, and the history music video, and harry's awkward purple shoes, and all the memes, and everyone spelling Niall's name wrong, and the iconic louis and harry hug, and when they ducktaped their nametags, and when they would all hang out publicly,

(8) and when their pants were actually loose, and when they were super tight, and when they went to the Pokemon event, and louis' scarves, and when they hung out with cher lloyd, and their crushes on cher (the judge), and harry and caroline flack, and BEFORE THEY HAD TATTOOS, and pre-stuble zayn, and finding out they would be a band, and their first official photo taken by jay, and coming in third, and the olympics, and their trip to ghana, and harry crying, and hobama, and harry speaking french”

IM SO SAD ANON, I MISS ALL OF THIS TOO!!!

#Anonymous

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