#he can be smelly

[sorin-in-the-sixth-sense]

Say it with me:

let👏Snape👏be👏ugly

#he doesnt need to be attractive #he can have greasy hair because of bad hygiene #he can be smelly #we still love him #our ugly bastard that we would die for #he is ugly and hot at the same time #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape

[ofswordsandpens]

"the Gabe and Sally dynamic in the show is abusive" and "the way they've portrayed Gabe in the show is distinctly different from his book counterpart and fans can criticize that" are two discussions that can coexist

#I understand that this is hard topic to navigate #but me saying that /they've changed Gabe and that's consequently altered the dynamic he has with Sally in way I don't like/ #is NOT me saying I don't think what they've portrayed onscreen is non-abusive #or that I WANT to see him abuse her??? #its just the guy in the show while clearly controlling and abusive (emotionally and financially so far) #...I don't believe he's the guy who's presence was so horrid and disgusting MONSTERS avoided him #I wouldn't call him /Smelly/ #in the book his abuse (all forms) is much more overt #(and just to be painstakingly clear: abuse doesn't have to be overt to be abuse) #but the guy in the show does not have the same presence as the guy in the book #book Gabe is menacing #he growls and he threatens and both Sally and Percy have developed very specific responses to deal with it #I've seen one take saying that people can't recognize the abuse in the show because its not physical (yet?) #but even disregarding the physical abuse entirely #if you compare the book scene and TV show scene of Percy arriving home and he and Sally readying for Montauk #there is a pretty stark difference in tone #and in how both Sally and Percy interact with Gabe #in the book Sally goes out of her way to avoid /provoking/ Gabe and asks Percy to do the same until they can leave for Montauk #and Gabe is just itching for any excuse to keep them home #and imo if Book Sally had said the things that show Sally did to Gabe #Gabe wouldn't have let them gone! #and again im not saying that the show's depiction is nonabusive #or unrealistic #im saying its simply /different/ than the book #and im upset that it doesn't feel like dynamic depicted the book #and no book sally is no simpering wilting flower #but she's also not what they depicted in the show either #pjo adaptation #sally jackson #pjo

[javelinbk]

John Lennon reads the weather for Larry Kane as part of the Helping Hand Marathon on Channel 6 News in Philadelphia, 16th May 1975 (x)

"I told him that we were doing a Helping Hand Marathon at the radio station and at the television station where I worked, Channel 6 in Philadelphia at the time, and I said 'come on down'. And he said 'I'm gonna do it'. And I was so stunned to greet him at 30th Street Station, the main train station in Philadelphia, walking off an Amtrack train, with a little overnight, like a gym bag with him. And he was saying goodbye to everybody and he came out, he gave me a big hug, and I took him around town, talked about being more popular than he was, and all that business..."

"He did hours and hours from Friday through Sunday, on the air at this marathon. And then on Friday night, an amazing thing happened... John comes into the studio, and the weatherman was off that night, and John says 'can I do the weather?'."

"Now, it wasn't a great weather forecast, in fact I think we brought in somebody to do the weather after he was finished, I don't remember, but he was on set with me, and that weathercast brought thousands of people to the station over the weekend, because people said, 'he's really there!'... and you know what I found out? That in that weekend, John Lennon met more people one-on-one than at any time in his entire life, being shielded by security, and all the concerts and everything else. And he told me later, he said, 'you know I met more people individually'... he probably met a thousand or two thousand people up close, signed autographs, gave his socks away... they were pretty smelly socks, but he gave his socks away, they were red, white and blue socks... auctioned them off, gave pictures away, just had this great interaction with people"

"And it was such an up for him, because he had come off of the 'lost weekend', he had suffered tremendous alcohol abuse, May Pang had helped get him back on his feet, he was back with Yoko, she was pregnant, he was expecting a child, and this was his first real coming out, and it was just such a wonderful thing to see him enjoy that, and to see the people enjoy that... there are so many teenagers that I interviewed who are now forty- or fifty-somethings, who have great memories of that weekend."

Larry Kane

#your honour I love him #he’s such a silly little boy #also I can see his chest #he does seem very happy though #and always lovely to see larry again #congratulations to everyone who met him that weekend #particularly whoever got his smelly socks #hope you didn’t pay too much for them paul #john lennon #larry kane #1975 #javelin’s gifs

[aborealisglfry]

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THAT FREAK!!!!!!!!! (Lie)

#madness combat #madcom #hank madness combat #mpn #madness project nexus #Hank j Wimbleton #fanart #digital art #can you Tell i had no idea what i was doing. #the Little doodles are supposed to be made by Hank. btw. #fun fact! i did the line art twice! The First attempt came out horribly #hankjeb #slight Hint of it at least #he calls deimos smelly because you KNOW that guy Stinks of AXE and cigarettes #I hope you can read my messed hand writing! :)

[angrylesbianstereotype]

Jesse Pinkman is to lesbians what irl mediocre white men are to straight women… oh he said a homophobic slur did he? He killed a man you say?? Well guess what he didn’t mean it like that he’s grown a lot since then you don’t know him like I do you don’t know what he’s been through the stress he was under he toils through the night respecting women actually he’s a misunderstood genius and a beautiful soul

#he is smelly tho i’ll give the haters that #i can smell him through the screen take a shower boo #jesse pinkman #breaking bad #brba

[sea-buns]

Don't get me wrong. I really enjoyed Lapin and wished he had more time to grow and develop. But, I mean c'mon, Cumulous was a GIFT. I love me a stone-faced pastel man who has absolutely no problem casually killing things and sucking the life from them, who also weeps tears of joy when met with the objects he's sworn to protect. I would have loved for him to have the full season to grow his relationship with the family, just as much as I would have Lapin. We got two bangin characters that we absolutely did not deserve. That being said, PLEASE let Zac's character survive. It's only 6 episodes, man. If he didn't make this character with that thought in mind, I'll be shocked.

#can you imagine? #'hey come do this season. itll be nice since you kinda had 2 diff experiences smashed together the last time.' #'oh yeah sure id love to-' #episode 3 hot smelly cheese man is fcking dead #he looks like he'll be a slimey conman and i need the full experience #dimension 20 #d20 #the ravening war #acoc #a crown of candy #zac oyama #lapin cadbury #cumulous rocks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

whyyyyy are dog people so obsessed with their pet taking a shit...

#im. Confused. bc seriously why! what is it! #we have had this dog for One Full Day and the amount of times #that my stepdad has felt the need to regale me with her using the bathroom on a walk #is. well frankly its Insufferable and i Want It To Stop #like respectfully! affectionately! I Do Not Care! Hush! Cease! Good For Her! None Of My Business! #i am learning so quickly that im solidly a cat person #i do not enjoy having a Wet Beast! dogs are fine when they're not in my house! #me and my cats are like... living in my room now #i almost said Our room. well. that wouldnt be wrong at this point #absolutely unprompted #i can live with snakes i can live with lizards i can live with birds #but dogs? theyre just so much... too much... #sensory nightmares! big and loud and smelly and slobbery and their fur feels weird and theyre so Pushy- #i could handle it if it was a uh... a Sensible dog! #but this is a golden retriever mixed with a samoyed i believe! #that is not a sensible dog thats a 'i will force myself into your personal space' dog #sorry. sorry. im just not very happy with this development lmao #but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend #he's happy! good! i can keep my mouth shut about my deep displeasure! #cats are so neat and clean and just sweet little packages of delight... i need to be in a room full of kittens STAT

[phoenixcatch7]

We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in #the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho #Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes #No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster #Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself #Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh* #Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified* #Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright? #Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes. #Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much #And all I get is SMELLY #No wonder your species started global warming #Sqh: bro can you not?? #He adores lbhs cooking tho. #svsss #shen qingqiu #transformers #scum villain's self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot #He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down #At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again

[bildads-shoes]

I was today years old when I learned that the 'father of British midwifery' was called Willie Smellie

#not good omens and yet #bildad the shuhite #he's so willie smellie coded #i guess all the best men (/man-shaped beings) are midwives what can i say #good omens

[lloydfrontera]

one of my favorite bits is javier spitting the worst insults he can come up with and lloyd just being >:3 because despite everything he says his approval rating with him didn't drop a single point <3 so like <33 sure <333 if it makes him feel better <3333

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #and i'm not saying he doesn't actually mean it. but i am saying no insult javier can come up with is enough to make him rethink #how much he likes and trusts lloyd <3 #this is specifically about a conversation they skipped in the webcomic about javier being jealous lloyd apparently didn't get anything #from giving serazade the lullaby only for lloyd to tell him he just made her completely dependant on him <33 #and then he gives javier free pass to get the worst curse he can out of his system so javier tells him he's diligent and sincere and very #hardworking. just like a puppy smelly farts and muddy hair included. #they are so fucking weird about each other it's Great #javier asrahan

[axyer]

Soul being a cat to start your day 😌

#the magic of aus is that you can make the characters be whatever you like #and Grimm made the mistake of letting me make Soul into a giant smelly cat #now don't get me wrong #Soul in our AU is still a deeply serious portrayal of collapsing under trauma and becoming like who hurt you #(or something like that idk our stories are intentionally interpretable) #but idc Soul is a cat in our AU #his tail wags when he's about to pounce on someone #and when someone over two metres tall (6'5+) jumps on you #kneel and pray for safety as if a biblically accurate angel has come to your house with an eviction notice #and to tell you your health insurance is running out in a week #anywho I'm rambling #time for the actual tags #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #untitled chonny jash au #chonny jash soul #cj soul #cccc soul #cccc

[pawsitivevibe]

Arthur has post-bath zoomies and he keeps trotting beautifully across the house. Why can't you trot like that in the show ring my dude?

#instead of trying to sniff the floor or RUN #Shhh gaiting training is going so well (not) #Whatever we will see what he does in 2 weeks at the show because in practice he CAN trot nicely around #Shows are TOO EXCITING and smelly

[gorillaxyz]

HELP ME GARFIELD PUT HIS PAW ON MY SCREEN AND ADDIDENTALLY FOLLOWED SOMEONE

#txt #im leaning next to him so he can cuddle up me from where hes sat again #but his breath smells like cat food -_- #smelly #garf

[kirks-slutty-red-tights]

jewish people who have worked on star trek you have all my love. EXCEPT jj abrams you have negative love from me i think you smell jj abrams.

#star trek #ollievores little ramble time #this is mostly a joke #like were all the same in the eyes of our oppressors #all that #but #jj abrams can suck a fat smelly cock #and he should choke on it too #star trek aos #jj abrams

[simbico]

It took me a week (mainly because of real life stuff happening) but I think I finally have the place to move my Lovelace family to. I almost gave up, accepting that maybe Chestnut Ridge wasn't going to be for this generation.

It's not totally done, I need to wait before moving them in and I need to figure out how to make the pond look less meh but it's done enough that I'm finally satisfied and maybe can fit some gameplay in this weekend. 😌

#Sims 4 #i just hope that tea set doesn't glitch and they think it's smelly all the time #this is my plan for Hugo's 'midlife crisis' #so he can quit his job he seems to hate so much now lol #i just need Rosen to age up #and i think i'm gonna take them on a camping trip too #idk when they'll get horses though #i really want to play with horses but i want to play with horses with my current saves 😭

[feelingtheaster99]

In preparation for The Chalice of the Gods and the series coming out, I’m rereading the PJO books and cannot stop thinking about Sally Jackson.

Imagine you’re a mom to this amazing kid, who, through no fault of his own is constantly going to be in danger unless you:

send him away to a summer camp for kids with godly parents, meaning you’d rarely, if at all get to see your son

marry his smelly, abusive asshole to help disguise your son from the monsters who want to hunt him

And you pick… the SECOND OPTION? You marry a man, whom you have no romantic feelings for, who you don’t even LIKE, who is unkind, and lazy, and physically aggressive… just so you can see your son for at least three months out of the year

#I simply am having trouble imagining #how incredibly painful that was #like constantly living with a horrible man who you HATE just so you can see your son #I am having FEELINGS about this #and not all of them good #gosh no wonder Percy is so self-sacrificial #he learned it from his mom #that you do ANYTHING to keep your loved ones safe #no matter the cost #FEELINGS people #Percy Jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #PJO #pjoverse #the lightning thief #percy jackson and the lightning thief #sally jackson #gabe ugliano #smelly gabe #just a big YIKES from me #but also WHAT A MOM #I am conflicted about it #it hurts my heart either way #poor Sally #poor Percy