#he has no idea what the hell he's saying

[yandere-wishes]

Can I give up on life and just go on a shopping spree?? Bonus points if I have a rich husband to come with me😭💔😭💔

#genie talks #hello kitty #hello kity aesthetic #coding class is KILLING me #like how is my teacher qualified to teach??? #he has no idea what the hell he's saying

[enderwoah]

what's stronger than a diamond?

take this antarctic empire inspired fusion design of phil and techno! he was real fun to design (my favourite bit is his cape, it turns into mist at the very bottom like a waterfall (or into snow, your choice)) :D

also fun fact, this was lined with a feather pen that i had to dip into an inkwell :D my lining pen was broken by my siblings but this had the perfect nib !

red king design by @cherrifire + the gemcyt au by @chrisrin!

stupid doodle under the cut:

#he gets to swear a bit #because phil swears like a sailor and techno doesn't so it evens out #he gets to say what the hell #the hexagon around his eye is a reference to how lonsdaleite is stronger than diamond due to its hexagonal molecular structure! #(versus the cube structure diamond has) #philza #technoblade #rendog #renthedog #??? #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #gemcyt #also the idea of ren and techno being rivals has been funny to me since 3rd life #they have never interacted but the comparisons drawn between them were SO FUNNY #enderinks

[sohosaturn]

i really like the idea of springtrap containing a normal dude that was just unfortunate enough to die in the suit and rot in a room for 30 years

like in fnaf 3, he’s not trying to kill you, he’s just really confused and doesn’t know how to ask for help

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #fnaf afton #springtrap #spring bonnie #fnaf 3 #fnaf 3 springtrap #hes just like hey man why was i shipped to this weird location that looks oddly familiar to my old workplace #and your character has no idea what bro is saying cause his vocal cords were ruptured #so it just sounds like that one sound from fnaf1 #ofc you’re terrified cause what the hell is happening #peepaw willy #i always come back #springlock failure

[stairset]

I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.

#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean #but yeah i saw a post that was like #''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man'' #as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago #he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists. #even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape #these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry #but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good. #shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason #so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like #but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing #and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works #cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe #even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe #but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself #and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason #i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it #that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it #look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man #or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do #miguel o'hara #marvel #shut up tristan

[science-lings]

#you can tell i have a favorite lmao #im sorry i think about phoenix at all hours of the day #these are jokes kinda but im also serious about them #phoenix and franziska would be such funny friends #i need to make their relationship chart connect on every point #narumitsu are married franmaya are married miles and maya go to cons that leaves one pair #i also think that they hang out during the 7yg europe trips when edgeworth is busy #they should get into hyjinks and Phoenix should be her weirdgirl while Trucy helps miles in court #what im saying is that they can stand each other #ask me to elaborate on any of these I dare you #i have several ideas on how Phoenix is legally a Fey #he just has like four separate Feys look at him like he's a lost kitten and decide that he's one of them #i tried to keep them somewhat unique like obviously phoenix has adhd and miles is autistic and magic literally exists to an extent #we all know apollo has tboy swag #i think it's late enough in the day to be silly ill let myself have this #ace attorney #pheonix wright #kay faraday #franziska von karma #ryunosuke naruhodo #ryuunosuke naruhodou #andromedas poll hell #lana skye #trans phoenix wright

[fruit-teeth]

My dad informed me that he has created some tf2 OCs, and he gave me their names as well as vague descriptions for each of them. Here’s the list (yes, these are their names) -

The Guy Who Shoots People: exactly what he sounds like, I guess he’s just Sniper but he’s not trained he’s just a random man they found on the street and they gave him a gun??? Idk

Weighs A Lot: extremely muscular, has no neck

Surveillance Man: robot who has a security camera for a head (I think???? He wasn’t too clear on this)

Repair Man: similar to both Medic and Engineer, but apparently he’s also a therapist or something

Demolishing Things: Demoman’s cousin probably, he doesn’t blow things up though he just breaks shit with his bare hands and feels nothing

Mrs. Filbert: lady who works alongside Miss Pauling but she’s got some kinda Medusa thing going on where she turns people to stone sometimes?? Also she’s like 60??? What the fuck

#important to note that my dad has NEVER played tf2 #he’s also never read the comics or watched expiration date #no idea how he’s coming up with this stuff #all he knows about tf2 is stuff I’ve told him #what the hell #tf2 #text post #just me things #weird stuff my dad says #tf2 sniper #tf2 demoman #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer

[havendance]

Speaking from the perspective of someone who has not actually read any of the relevant comics (I've heard it suffered from being part of the new 52), I do like playing around with the premise of the whole Dick Grayson Spyral arc in a vaguely post-crisis setting.

It's like. We have Tim Drake. First his little brother dies. (Sure he was a pain in the ass and half the time when they talked, they ended up fighting, but Tim and Damian were still brothers. Damian was still a kid.) Then Dick gets kidnapped and unmasked and dies, and there's a closed casket funeral. Jason's in his villain era because I said so and Bruce is pushing everyone away and being even more of an emotionally constipated ass than usual because he's mourning. And look, he's the last one standing again.

You're Tim Drake. You're Red Robin and Red Robin was never supposed to be permanent but one thing turned into another and things kept happening, and, well, you never got around to coming up with a new mantle. There's no Robin and Batman needs a Robin so maybe you try to become Robin again, but putting on a dead boy's uniform feels different when you were actually close to the kid. You can never really go back and Bruce doesn't like it and he's being more of an ass than usual. Sure, he's grieving, but you're grieving too. and, and...

What I'm getting at is Tim becomes Nightwing. To honor his memory. To carry on the legacy. Possibly Red!Nightwing to distinguish himself from the original.

And then we get Damian coming back from the dead. Bruce is better after that, but still shutting himself off and being more of jerk than usual. He still has a dead son. Dick's still dead, but Nightwing and Robin team up after Damian yells at Tim because he came back to life to find Dick dead and Tim wearing the costume, but once they work that all out, they team up. They get along better. It's a shame death it was it took to get there.

Eventually Dick comes back from the "dead" and we get that mix of betrayal and anger, but also relief. (And also they should be mad at Bruce too for keeping it a secret). Ummmm, Tim has to go find another new mantle. All of Bruce's terrible decisions he made during the arc were retconned to be because he was brainwashed by Brother Blood II aka Brother Bloodier or something when there's a new primary author and actually he's a great dad.

#my au ideas #close enough at least #tim drake #spyral #like there's also a story idea of like #dick coming back and repressing the hell out of what happened in the batcave when he made he decision #and then like he slowly comes to the realization that it wasn't just like a one-time thing and maybe Bruce lashed out at Tim when everyone #was dead and it was just the two of them and Tim was trying to save from himself #Tim never brings it up again but he and dick have this moment where they don't say anything but they both know #and dick has to face things at least a little then #at least until the retcon that actually that was evil who kidnapped real Bruce for the past three years of comics or whatever lol #carthago delenda est #dc #bats + birds + affiliated

[boxwinebaddie]

NINNAAAA WHATS SPCD STAND FOR??

oh, it's not that exciting, it's actualy awful. i mentioned it towards the tail end of chapter five of rm. it's basically what cartman used to call kyle when they were growing up. a really cruel fucked up nickname.

the s.p.c.d,

or rather,

the south park city dump. :(

the sp boys used to be fucking horrible to kyle because cartman ruled their elementary/middle school. and when cartman and the boys saw kyle in the hallway they were like "what are you doing here, broflovski? trash day's tomorrow" or omg whenever he walked ANYWHERE they made the "Beep! Beep! Beep!" trash truck noises, but worst of all was that they used to dump out...Full Trashcans On Him. like spoiled milk, rotted food stuffs, glass bottles that werent put in recycling, crushed aluminum cans that cut his cheeks, all kinds of awful, foul smelling sludge...sigh. :/ ily so much baby jersey.

also, if you want to cry extra hard, i think that being covered in all that disgusting lunchroom trash, feeling it soak thru his shirt, stink down to the skin, pool around his shoes, get buried in his hair -- just feeling that dirty and disgusting and Unclean was one of the factors that made his ocd so severe and it's a large part as to why he takes scorching showers and rubs his skin raw bc especially if he smells something weird or its trash day, he gets triggered & has to SCRUB.

but anygays! you bet your ass that tiny lil stan was giving them ALL the business rippin around on his bike brandishing his hockey stick like a big sword, running them out of town and back to their mommas crying and screaming bloody murder all in that giant wayne gretsky *ravenstan vc* yersey...they were SCARED, lolllll!!!

which is a very interesting juxtaposition to sweet, gentle stan very lovingly picking all the food debris out of his kyles beautiful curly whirly hair before marching him over to the bathroom where while kyle showers, stan always sits on the toliet bc their running joke is that kyle might drown ( yes yersey also can't swim ) while stan listens to rock n colors his nails in w/ sharpie or stolen nail polish from shell.

and he's just like "dude, Fuck them, kyle! those fkn gilipollas are just mad because theyre all total perros and you're the most handsome guy in school, hands down." wHICH? AAA??? tbf stan does say shit like that all the time & Means It bc ravenstan has loved jers from the moment he Heard him but kyle thinks he's fuckin w/ him

bc haha!

very fun joke, stan! hit on the weird, overweight, clunky, awkward, nerdy loser boy to make him feel better about himself! great joke, bro!

bUT ITS NOT A JOKE, BESTIE!!!!

HE WANTS TO KISS YOU SO BAD!!!!!!!!

not them both bein secretly and painfully in love with each other but convinced that acting on their feelings would ruin their friendship/be unrequited and both of them being like "he is perfect, what would he want with a fuckin Loser like me?" :/ </3 WERE IN HELL!!!

regardless of thinking it was a joke, it totally made kyle blush, my rosecea king and stan was sooo nervous like oh my god, you are SO stupid, stanley marsh!!!!! guapo??? gUAPO BITCH??!!!! ARE U ACTUALLY INSANE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!

i love nervous ass tiny stan with his massive universe sized crush on kyle broflovski that he carries around in his black jansport backpack at all times...along with the weight of the world, ofc. we know this.

but anyways..off topic.

closing thoughts?

fuck you fartman.

-uncle nina, tiny but big baby jersey kyle defense club

( don't touch my sweet son!!! MY BABY!!!!! )

p.s. i'm sorry i just started making new sections without warning. i wanted a way to post about what the boys looked or acted like during different periods of their lives -- so like, satana ( which is what stans mom called him ) refers to the period of time before the fire and kyle's 'the s.p.c.d.' section also refers to that period of time.

it's cool you guys are so perceptive tho! i hope you like them <333 you're always welcome to ask me questions about them xx

#the spcd nickname always makes me want to cry #i love you baby jersey kyle he is my angel #the world was so cruel to him #just for being fat too like #everyone who has ever hurt jersey can go hell right after they meet with me and i beat the living shit out of them...til they Die #stan was mad over protective too and stan was weird but he had Clout from being pretty so he was like IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN ITS OVER #and then goes to lovingly tend to kyle like dude im so sorry you dont deserve this shit look im gonna tell their moms #and theyre gonna get so busted and have to pay you back for al your clothes...then we pretend to hit the gap and go to good will instead #and use the rest to buy tokens at the arcade or buy the new mario game and see who can finish a pizza faster its me btw #theyre in love ur honor like why didnt i give them a chance like they were...so married #ALSO AN ANON ASKED ME ABOUT BALLET KY #YES JERSEY TOOK BALLET it wasn't his idea it was an accident bc they were marking electives #and ballet was RIGHT next to basketball and then basketbal got full and sheila was like I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU SHOES UR GOING #and like at first it was really awkward but i think kyle actually really liked the structure of ballet and when u dance beautifully #what he found is that no one had anything to say about his weight just that his pirouette was perfect it was freeing #he dropped it during the kyley b era #but picked it up again in college and its kind of a form of self harm and he fucks up his feet very badly trying to be perfect #also hes like fuck all those people who laughed at me im perfect now im fucking perfect i have to show them i have to be the best #sigh...kyle kyle kyle...ill elaborate on that more in one of the ballet kyle asks but kyle loves ballet and going to preformances #ice skating and dainty refined stuff which is cute bc theyre very nosm like jers on ice skates and stan w the hockey stick during winter

[ohitslen]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD ON THE TOPIC OF VASHWOOD IMMM OKAY UH HOW THeY uuUH cooking meals for each other,?,, mhmbqnd yeA h DOMESTIC? ?? Yes but UM UH, more like, sharing a simple moment doing such a simple thing, yet in spite of how simple the thing is they rarely get to enjoy it, and now that they do it’s togETHER— I WILL,, OHGOD….

What if. Wait a minute. I’m an artist what the fuck.

#they get to use a kitchen and show off what each others maternal figures taught them #Vash rusty as hell but he has cooked and is decent but WW has such a homely seasoning it moved Vash to tears #not even his dramatic for the giggles kind of crying but genuinely moved tears #better yet it’s not full on crying it’s just that. tears slipping out of his eyes and it’s genuine and he is smiling #he doesn’t even praise WW exaggeratedly he just says after the first spoonful ‘this is delicious’ and keeps eating #WW doesn’t say anything he just hums and lets him. eating with him sharing their meal #AAAAAOOOUGHHFUCK GUYS LISTEN I am the weakest soldier in the domesticity war #you have no idea how soft it makes me. it’s peak love for me sharing the mundane #i almost made myself cry writing this. not even the lord can save me #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #trimax #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #vashwood #lenssi rambles #writing for this also. nothing long. something similar to the promises post yeah

[astrum-aetherium]

hello !! i'm completely in love with your blog and your writing. i was reading some posts and I found one in which you said that you have your own headcanon for henry's family relationship!! would you care to expand more on that ? i'll love to know

thank you for the interest! i would love to elaborate more on that. as a preface, however, i need to emphasize that my headcanon is very much non-canon-compliant and beyond acknowledging this fully, i'm completely okay with that. i happen to possess that transcendental degree of dogmatic arrogance that makes me think my opinions are superior to anyone else's, even if they defy canon. i'm establishing this to prevent anyone telling me that this is in any way wrong, because to me, it isn't. this is what makes most sense to me, personally. it is based on canon, but does reject it very early on. here goes.

first of all, i believe henry's father to be dead. in fact, i would even go as far as saying that his father passed very early on in his life — in henry's infancy, even. early enough for henry to barely remember him. this would be due to a large age gap between his parents. i definitely see his mother as more of a scandalously young and mysterious widow, desolate with a child on her hands drowning in all that wealth she isn't particularly used to.

in this context, i want to add that i think his mother stems from a penniless background. because henry himself is notoriously described to be carrying himself like an old ballerina, i believe his mother to have been one. before ever getting married and having henry, i see her as an aspiring ballerina trying to establish herself in the dancing world at a young age, but simply not having the sufficient means for that. her future husband on the other hand — henry's father — would have that new money quality of not caring much who he marries, specifically in regard to social status — he would see a pretty face, and knowing that that face is after money and status, would propose marriage to her simply based on the fact that he can offer her that. henry's mother couldn't refuse, even if the man was many, many years her senior, not her type whatsoever, and not someone she ever envisioned herself with — she would be too goal-driven and ambitious for that (which she would pass on to her son). therefore, she would marry him, and thereby enter a marriage of convenience, of exchange: the wealthy new money tycoon gets to have eye/arm candy, and the aspiring young ballerina from a penniless background gets the money and connections she so desperately needs.

however, i see henry's father as being very restrictive and controlling, even erratic. maddened by the accumulation of his wealth — a rags-to-riches story that ends with an egomaniac man who feels entitled to everything and everyone. therefore, even after promising not to, he would prohibit his wife from partaking in her greatest passion and confine her to their house and 'womanly duties' instead. he would cruelly get off on keeping her cooped up, like a bird in a cage — something he can fully possess just because he can afford to. even if the marriage wouldn't be long, it would certainly be long enough for the spark henry's mother would harbor in regard to dancing to be completely snuffed out.

even with the canonical idea of henry being his mother's favorite and sort of a mama's boy, i just cannot see that. maybe it's my own trauma. i fully envision his mother to never have wanted him in the first place. i can imagine her rich tyrant of a husband wanting an heir, and her trying her absolute best not to get pregnant by him — partly as revenge, partly out of the want to never give him children, and partly out of the hope to continue dancing one day (and we know what ballet culture is like when it comes to body image, unfortunately). nevertheless, she would get pregnant. she wouldn't want it, though, but would be forced to keep it. that would inevitably result in henry, the sullen only child. as a token of her affiliation with a man most conniving and restrictive, she would therefore never find it in herself to love her son. he would pose a constant reminder of her restrictive marriage and her consecutive inability to ever dance again, driven by her own insecurities and doubt.

henry's father would pass away early on, only a few years into his son's life. the death would certainly pose an alleviation to henry's mother, but she would never be able to go back to her old life, nor establish the life she so badly wanted with the money and the connection her marriage provided her with. she would raise her son, support him after the accident, never spare any costs to offer him the most privileged and beneficial of lives, but would never give him an abundancy of affection and attention. she wouldn't neglect him per se, but wouldn't be overly present and loving to him, either. this is what makes the most sense to me in regard to how he grew up, who he grew up to be. based on his behavioral pattern — and i don't want to diagnose him with anything as i lack any authority to do so — you just know some childhood trauma must have played a role in his development, even beyond being in an accident and therefore bedridden for years. there's got to be more. negligence, coldness, abandonment, loss, lack of affection. i don't think he had anyone ever truly caring for him growing up, which is why he never learned to do so. the tutors and the doctors and the nurses were only paid to be kind to him and spend time with him, which led him to believe that bribes could solve anything.

i don't see him as an outwardly loved child, as saddening as it sounds. as a result, he wouldn't try to get attention — he would just emotionally shut down, morph into his stoic self, give up on affection as a whole, build a steel wall around himself, develop a hyperfixation on classic studies to redirect his attention elsewhere. he would find solace in his studies above all. his mother, of course, would sort of love him in her own way — he will have grown on her profusely due to his dismissive and cold nature, as she would otherwise selfishly hate it most if he grew up to be an affection-seeking, overly clingy child and would therefore make her feel bad for not being able to cater to him in that way. due to the opposite outcome, however, she would be more fond of him, but only in his later teen and adult years. hell, i would even go as far as saying she will have loved him most on the days leading up to his death, and she will absolutely love him more than she ever did only after his passing. and yet, she would never be free. even with her husband and her son gone, she would never feel liberated, and remain constantly confined in her previously established role instead.

but this is just a rough overview. i could write novels upon novels about this, though. i bear the most vivid of images in my head in regard to this. oh, and i believe his mother's name to be marlene marchbanks. marlene winter after marriage. she will have given her maiden name to henry as a middle. and that is mostly it. once again, thank you for inquiring. there is nothing i treasure more than a platform to announce and develop my thoughts, and have at least one person interested in them.

#henry winter #the secret history #dark academia #astrum asks #henry winter character study #i like to completely disregard canon because it makes me feel powerful #and this is not to say that i don't like the canonical idea #but it's just boring as hell and i like trauma/angst #i need you to look at me and tell me that henry isn't traumatized #that mf has been through the trenches in his childhood and you can just tell #his daddy issues wouldn't even be as profound as his mommy issues because he simply wouldn't give a fuck about his asshole dead dad #that's what's up #my tsh headcanons

[pizzazz-party]

trying to formulate my opinions on The Spot by holding my sister as a captive audience while i loudly rant around her apartment

#it is a cold fucking day in hell when i let a middleaged white man take credit for a black teenager’s accomplishments and choices. #i don’t care if he’s fictional #i can’t believe some of you are eating what he’s saying. if we’re rejecting miguel o’haras idea of destiny then why are we accepting #this monologue from a dumbass who can’t accept that he’s the way that he is because of his own fucking choices #you CHOSE to work for those labs YOU CHOSE not to evacuate sooner #he couldn’t have predicted what happened next. but don’t pretend you didn’t choose this #anyone can be spiderman but miles had to CHOOSE this #your fake ass had nothing to do with his leap of faith in the first movie… #miles is made of everyone he has ever loved and respected #fuck this destiny nonsense. the spot sees Miles spark and CHOOSES to mold himself into its shadow in a desperate bid #to feel like his miserable life has any meaning #he’s a threat he’s a narrative foil he’s got the insane visuals to mirror miles. but he is NOT destiny incarnate. #the next movie is going to be about Miles rejecting The Spot as much as he rejects O’haras rules #he said it himself he’s sick of other people telling him what his story’s supposed to be about #damn what is it about writing in the tags that makes things more cohesive. #across the spiderverse spoilers #atsv spoilers #spiderverse spoilers #pizzazz meta #edit: for the record i think The Spot is a great villain and i do appreciate what he does for the narrative #but i dont believe him like i believe in miles

[odysseys-blood]

i only have like 2 mutuals that have played both but walk with me and consider the horrible aftermath of akane kurashiki playing tales of the abyss

#cliffnotes/.txt #a game with a central theme about defying fate if it isn't what you wish for #no matter how fruitless it might seem becsuse in the end it is your life and you have a choice #and here u have akane kurashiki who has no choice #or feels she has none anyways #her life has already been played out and shown to her in every instance #she knows who she is and will be #there is no other path for her #how would she feel having never gotten the chance to be her own person that wasn't a predetermined ole #*role #and seeing luke and asch fight like hell for their own identities #instead of only being defined by the situations they were placed in #i think aoi would walk in to her lying on the floor motionless #and it scares the shit out of him but he goes over and shes just #wide eyed staring unblinking at the wall #i had a small drawing idea for this also but idk if ill say it bc idk when ill draw it

[kn11ves]

emotional support group for autistics who got called condescending and rude as kids just for responding to things directly and still not knowing how they were being mean

#what did i do #i got constantly told by my mother and step father (and his family) that i always talked like i knew better than they did or that i was #just as mature. i was just fuckjng talking what the hell did you want me to do #why do you feel attacked when a 10 year old speaks to you as an adult????? literally what #i dont know on that note sometimes its just like i dont even feel like ive aged at all #sure i have a giant explosion of time in my head just Gone from my memory because i was getting abused but like i dont feel like ive aged #or really matured ive felt like ive alwats felt #i cant relate when epople are like me when i feel all my ages or i wish i could go back to being x age or being x age everything felt so #different..like no it didnt. or im missing something? #i have never in my life felt like anything has changed. ive always been this old. there is no ''inner child'' and ive never had childhood #innocence or a nostalgia or childhood to go back to. i have no idea what any of you are talking about ever👍 #ugh jst rmemebred skmething that happened with my white step dad's mother #we visited her house and she literally fucking didnt let me go (not physically) until i replied to her with Correct Granmar. what was i #doing? i was reaponding to her by saying ''yeah'' and she kept repeating ''yes'' like telling me to say yes instead of yeah and i didnt #Fucking Get It because guess what you old white cracker i barely fucking speak english and you are just saying things in an aggressive tone #like thats gonna make me get it. and i Didnt i just kept replying yrah to her yes's and then she got tired of it and we left out the door #and theeeeen i got yelled at in the car by being called disrespectful and rude by my parents. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO????????? #those crackers never liked me LOL i literally know they didnt #ugh i rmemeber this one time my step dads father was like trying to show me some dumb boxing or karate or something punching move and he #told my mother that i was good at it because he felt i had a lot of aggression and then NY MOTHER YELLED AT ME IN THE CAR FOR IT?????? #oh fucking wonder why te kid being abused mighthave aggression but she didnt Know (apart from what She was doing to me) like why would it #be my fucking fault if he thought i had aggression in me HOW IS THAT MY FAULT WHAT DIDBI DO I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO THE MOVE BECAUSE WELL #I WAS TRYING TO GET ALONG BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY WANTED ME TO DO #she was like do you know how much that embarassed me and WHAT THE HELL HE SAID IT I DIDNT I WAS LIKE #8??? OR SOMETHING???? I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!! I DIDNT KNOW WOMAN WHAT DID YOU WANT FROM ME #mothers when they mother👍

[everysongineverykey]

i know logically that good omens season 3 will probably include aziraphale learning the error of his ways and apologizing to crowley, and crowley, in turn, at least forgiving him if not leaping into his arms, but it's kind of hard for me to personally believe that considering that if i were crowley, i would never, EVER forgive that louse. in fact i would want him dead

#good omens spoilers #i am. not happy with aziraphale if you couldn't tell lol i kind of hope he explodes #I KNOW THAT'S UNFAIR i know he has a lot of very complicated reasons for doing what he did #and he really just wanted crowley to be happy and finally with him #but i'm still mad. imagine you are a demon #and not even hell likes you. no one will take you. and eventually you finally find someone- ONE PERSON- #who you believe loves you just as you are. no question. someone who gets you and wouldn't change you for the world. #and you FINALLY after a BILLION YEARS work up the nerve to tell him you love him and you want to spend eternity with him #and he looks you in the eye and says 'i've got a better idea! why don't i make you one of me? then you'll finally #be happy! then you'll truly be good and we can be together!' #and all you hear is 'you will never be good enough for me'. #i would've killed him right there. lol

[veikkoalen]

the inability of the fandom to find a balance between diminishing the role of the human willpower and diminishing the capabilities of extradimensional gods strikes again

#some things should remain schrödingered forever #“is it zane or scratch?” yes #“did alan trapped himself or the dark place?” yes #yeah bro you're just a dumbfuck for self sabotaging we've already explained what to do in fucking songs. keep suffering #will we show you directly what to do? no. have some vague wording. and also you're tom now. reason – you must know yourself #all that rubs me the worst way cuz guess who has been mocked and yelled at for not knowing how to do things without normal instructions #mind you he had no idea he's a fucking parautilitirian. yeah you could just use your sage powers. you couldn't know about them? skill issue #yall just hindsight biased #try to find a meaning in the damn musical song when you keep dying and dying and dying #if you blame the guy for suffering and not the gods for getting mad at him when theyre the ones who have no clue how to say things directly #begone #and if you start the “ohh but that's not how it works in the dark place” bullshit then the dark place *does* have agency #and you just like making the insanity look stupid #no idea how to call this hill but i will die on it #it's not the hell of only alan's making #fuck all the godly vagueposting i fucking hate it. if you talk to the thing that perceives itself as human than talk to it like it's human #and don't blame the human for not following your instructions because they're fucking impossible to comprehend when you die as a hobby