#he is so crazy 🤣🤣

[endlich-allein]

Till (Warsaw, 16-07-2022) @ musictravellers

#he is so crazy 🤣🤣 #i love him ❤ #but till why ? #till is love 🖤 #till lindemann #flake lorenz #rammstein #rammstein 2022

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

#im going INSANE #i literally just have to filter out the batfam characters at this point #and even that doesn't help sometimes #holy shit guys what is GOING ON #seriously if i see one more fic thats all 'haha the justice league meets the batfam and they're so shocked! 😯 because they're crazy 🤣' #i don't know how to explain to you people that THEY HAVE SEEN WEIRDER #a bunch of ninja kids aren't even making the top ten weirdest moments my dude. like. at all. #not even remotely #i can't stress ENOUGH how normal that would be to them #anyway im going fucking bonkers over here #dc #dc comics #or god fucking damnit the YJ fics that literally just have Kon's life revolving around Tim #and Cassie and Bart are just background scenary. and only exist to push Kon and Tim together. I'm going to go fucking nuts #ship whoever you want but at least have the character have an actual character beyond 'love interest' #also jfc. every. single. birdflash fic. that has Wally just be a love interest with literally nothing fucking else going on #except his relationship with Dick. work? family? life? villains?? nope! no he's just madly in love with Dick and cute and thats it! #im GOING INSANE

[burymeinblack2022]

There are many downsides to using black magic to bring your platonic "best friend" (girlfriend) back from the dead....

#So what if she killed a few people !!! That's gayrights.com !!! #wow anna said something #falin touden #Farcille #marcille donato #Shuro doesn't get it and he never will marcille they could never make me hate you... amen #What could possibly go wrong when you use dragon flesh and necromancy to reconstruct a human!! That's crazy talk 😭🤣

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up” #“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “ #“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol” #he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!! #anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy??? #this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment. #anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.” #bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you. #like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously. #but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess. #its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[httpiastri]

there's a prema video where oscar says he's never posted a gym selfie so i desperately need him to take a course at the lewis hamilton insta thirst trap university because i am going insane 🙏🙏

pls “lewis hamilton insta thirst trap university” 😭😭 that’s the best thing ive read all day…. but pls @ oscar it’s time

#i’ll pay for the tuition #it’s probably really expensive but #it’s good for you career #good for your cv (???) #is it cv in English too #either way #good for your fans too 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 #omg when i wrote ‘imagine if he posts vacation pics now’ #he did like 15 hours later #so….. #omg guys imagine if he now posts gym pics out of nowhere 🤣🤣🤣 would be crazy right???? #hoping this works #asks! #anon!

[hyunpic]

#I AM FOLDINGGGGGGGGGGGG …..! #CALL ME A PAPER PLANE FROM NOW ON 🤣😑🫣 #this is so crazy like he’s such sculpture material. i know michelangelo would use him as his muse if he was still alive. #mp

[nicoscheer]

#love our lil crazy acrobat man #alex turner #arctic monkeys #minneapolis #night one #25/08/2023 #his fuckin smile #also wonder why he’s sweating buckets with that blazer 🤣 love it though #I’m never gonna get over the mirrorball obsession #like whenever wherever I see one bam AM #hands #I adore this fandom cause were certainly the only fanbase that goes bonkers when our middle aged autistic dork starts manhandling and #lifting the mic over his head like he just ended world hunger #I love them videos when Al lifts the mic or starts bowling or whatever else antics he feels like and everybody cheers and yells #like he scored the decisive goal in the World Cup final imagine being a casual fan and suddenly everybody starts screaming and when you look #the crazy dude on stage is just doing shït with the mic like imagine the confusion #especially cause he looks so utterly happy doing it

[silverquillsideas]

@markpakin you gotta see this 🤣

#Mark Pakin #He's an unhinged theatre kid through and through lmfaoooo #Such a crazy crackpot LOOK AT HIM!!!! 😭😭😭 #Not a single video or photo I've seen of Mark since yesterday has been normal 😭 #I love this dude so much 🤣🤣🤣

[silentflashoflightning]

my take on sam & destiel is that I think sam does Not know they are in love with each other he’s just like y’know. my brother has many issues and was raised by our dad so of course he is weirdly attached to cas. and cas is an angel whose fall into humanity was kickstarted by dean And his social circle is mostly limited to them so of course he is weirdly attached to dean. But. crucial. I think unconsciously to himself he Does mentally put cas into a sort of dean’s wife slot. like every time cas and dean fight and/or cas disappears it affects the whole household (sam) through dean. like if dean drove down to sam’s house to sulk and sleep on his couch only they already live and work together most of the time so sam can’t escape. he does feel like he is affected by his brother’s divorce he just doesn’t spin this out into a realization that his brother is Literally going through a divorce or widowhood

#that but in p&p where mr bennett is like lol lizzy do you see what mr collins wrote. you and darcy 🤣. cringefailing again #and lizzy is like yeah Crazy 🙂 #this is sam about dean&cas only he can’t micro-aggress cas like that so he had to go wow Destiel play 😃 #how about Sastiel 😙 #spn #destiel

[allofuswantgwinam]

random but like 2 months ago my mom saw this video of this mom and daughter that would cuddle and like one of those touchy families ig and me and her do not and never have done that. Well this woman came to me after she saw it and was like talking about how she felt like maybe she wasn’t affectionate enough and I was like “no please. do not cuddle with me, i like how we are” and this bitch said “good, me too. but it just made wonder if you felt that way” 🤣🤣🤣 she’s so funny. i told her either way it’s too late now, i don’t even like when my friends are touchy with me most the time either but if i love you enough i will tolerate it 🤣🤣

#unless you’re my person i don’t wanna be touched 😭😭 #like my aunt is really touchy so when’s e went to Disney it was driving me crazy!!!! #but I love her so much so I just let it happen 🤣🤣 #I was dying inside tho #idk why #I realized this about myself a couple years ago actually #bc I have a friend that has trauma so she’s like ‘absolutely not’ #but i don’t necessarily have trauma but I hate it #but most the time I won’t say it unless idc about you #🤣🤣 #idrk why but I wanna know why I feel this way lol #cause my dad is affectionate and I would be like ‘no’ and he’d be like ‘you’re my kid idc I do what I want’ maybe that’s why #bc he didn’t respect my boundaries shocker #he not gross tho #I feel like that sounded bad but I’m talkin like a hug and kisses on the cheek etc #been meaning to rant about him actually bc he kinda been irritating #by that I mean I’m realizing a lot of things and it makes me kind of mad at him

[leenaur143]

not ONCE did I ever think in 2023 the actor (Kim Ji Woong) and IDOL??? I saw in 'Roommates of Poongduck 304' would be doing the Crazy Form dance challenge with my Captain!!!

#and damn the way he was looking at hongjoong like bro i understand he is stunning but keep it together 🤣🥰 #this was so unexpected but so cute nonetheless ☺️🩷 #kim ji woong #kim hongjoong #ateez #the world ep fin: will #crazy form atz #zerobaseone #i completely forgot he joined hence the ??? next to idol but bro has been in so many groups ive lost track 😭 #but im happy for him and zb1

[getting-messi]

ur so real for not minding the bleached hair BCEUASE and hear me out here, it DID look,,, odd at first cause he's so pale too BUT when it grew out and the roots were brunette 👌👌👌👌👌. also remember when they lost the 2014 final (a lifetime ago fr) and he got a full sleeve?? this man can't cope an icon methinks

His most iconic era - it’s true!!!! And you’re absolutely right, the brown roots were kinda a vibe like😵

And LITERALLY! I remember how we ALL KNEW that he got a full tattoo sleeve but still insisted on wearing long sleeve jerseys for Barcelona until like May😭😭😭 this man is so impulsive

#I have a theory that he was insecure about how weird his tattoo looked #AND remember how he got dragged for that corny tattoo of a football on his calf? and then blacked out from his knee to his ankle to cover it #🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Messi is SO funny like I literally cannot stand this man #he makes crazy choices when he’s depressed like same bestie #anon

[singsweetmelodies]

thats charles' trainer, andrea ferrari w him on the pic ;) but yea the caption is ON POINT omg :D

oh my god i'm so sorry bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😭 i keep forgetting who in charles' entourage is who, bcs to be perfectly honest with you, they all look a bit the same (not as pretty as charles 😔)

#asks & answers #anon #tysm for letting me know bestie 🤣😭 i am stewpid istg #BUT ALSO. AM I GOING CRAZY OR DO ANDREA AND JORIS ACTUALLY LOOK QUITE A LOT ALIKE #like. i was looking at them pics from the tennis date just this morning. them ones where joris is live slug reacting at piarles #with pierre being a menace and stealing charles' hat you know #AND NOW THEM ONES OF ANDREA AND JORIS #IT'S REAL INNIT #THE RESEMBLANCE IS THERE OH MY GOD #im not going insane istg #PLS TELL ME I'M NOT GOING INSANE. they rlly do look quite similar right?? #does charles like to be surrounded by men who are so unattractive that he (charles) will look Even More Beautiful than usual?? hmm #anyway! lmfao anon ilysm for this one bahahaha #it also made me think of JORICK again and im dying all over again so tysm bahahahaha xxD

[gothicvalentine]

So, I was on Amazon, looking up books written by this guy I just saw in a Ted talk. Then I happened to notice a couple of books about bats.

As a general rule, I adore bats and have since I stayed at camp at around age 5 and saw this little, tiny bat. It was hanging upside down from the huge stone fireplace.

The lady reading the stories that evening just calmly pointed it out to us all and I was amazed by how tiny and cute it looked. I thought it was a baby but I'm sure it wasn't. The adults are incredibly small here.

To add to my bat experiences, my dad would catch and release them if they got inside. He'd wear gloves in case they bit him, but he'd show them to me and let me gently pet the soft fur on their backs.

I consider myself lucky that I was never around people who were scared of them because it would be sad if even more people feared these little dudes. (My daughter likes them too, lol)

So, back to why I'm posting this screenshot.

After seeing these bat books, I, of course thought about Twisted Wonderland's resident bat, Lillia van Rouge . So, having Lillia already on my mind, the next book I see has a dragon! Malleus!!!!

(omg Malleus. I am SO, SO sorry!) Nope! Once my brain actually engaged I realized it was a dino--a T Rex to be more precise. 😂🤣😂😭😭

Despite being all alone, I was simultaneously embarrassed, ashamed, and secretly amused.

Because of course I wouldn't want to let the imaginary dragon prince find out that mistaking him for a freaking T Rex was actually pretty hilarious. 🙄😂

#I'm pretty sure I've always been a nutcase #but Yana creating a character that I'd find physically attractive even if he had the worst personality ever #only to make him sweet #and generous #and he shares interests and aesthetic preferences with me #so that pretty much tipped me over into batshit crazy territory lol #oh #side note #i was obsessed with dinosaurs as a child 🤣 #i mean dragons aren't the same #but dinosaurs are Earth's closest thing to real life dragons 😁 #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #twst #lilia vanrouge #twst malleus #omg i also just realized that the name of the bat book is little bat goes to night school #or maybe night raven college #oops #in night school not goes to night school #why can't you edit tags on mobile?

[ladyluscinia]

(Article Source)

My dude, you killed every single psychic kid, Ash, Bela, Henriksen, most of the angels you introduced with personality, Ruby, Ellen, Jo...

Your philosophy around closing as many fucking doors as possible to keep the two main characters the only important figures in the story is the reason Supernatural couldn't fully escape that batshit approach to side characters for a whole ass decade after you left

Quit lying 🙄 You love to kill characters that didn't have to die, apparently until you get one played by Jensen Ackles

#spn #eric kripke #you know what? kripakles real and driving eric so crazy he's just saying things recreationally now #🤣🤣🤣 i can't with this quote #where is the supercut of every death in supernatural??? #kripke era #side characters #character death #writers #ladyluscinia

[starlooove]

I hate that I hate WFA bc it could be so much fun. Slice of life batfam is such a funny concept to me but. Alas.

#like if slice of life batfam kept them even remotely in character? #like obviously I think having the tropes is fun and all but like #if tim had more personality than snarky coffee addict #if dick had more than golden retriever which in my mind he never was #not as nightwing anyways #I’m a NTT truther tho so whatever #and they weren’t so fucking racist towards Duke and Damian like fuck #tbh they can even be outta character ID take the bare minimum of them not being treated like animals #like Duke being the straight man to the cast is fucking crazy #and Damian being treated like he’s 3 seconds away from biting someone? #fuck you #damn im too mad to keep talking #… #y’all know better than to believe that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #anyways #the problem besides this is that they’re tryna WFA-ify the main story too #keep it tragic and mean bro #WFA is fun in comparison bc the main story is so fucked #which is what I dislike about ppl saying to make them some happy go lucky family in main #Like bro Bruce was brutal to Jason in GW but I’m not like. surprised #the only way you’d be surprised is if you read WFA and nothing else like damn #but also it’s like. I have severely lost the plot omg. my train of thought… #RIGHT can we stop tryna make the main story happy family arc where they fight over stupid shit make up and then fight crime #like nothing ever lasts long bro #I need lasting consequences #and lemme be fair this isn’t a recent thing or because of WFA and even if u go way back the same shit happens #but like now it feels like fans WANT happy communicative quirky batfam #but also that could be Twitter influence #anyways lemme stay on track WFA would be fun if it was accurate and actually different from the story #main comics being written like WFA but with gore? I’d kms aorry