Tumgik
#he just cant give them without stressing he'll break something
agent-love-101 · 10 months
Text
Yandere Johnathon Ohnn Headcanons
Tumblr media
an: I am quite bored and I'm very desperate for content of pre-collider spot/Johnathon, so I must deliver!! it may be a bit ooc and have a lot of my own interpretation, but it's a fun concept to imagine what he'd be like as a yandere! I might do regular headcanons and a draft of what I think he was like before the collider incident. also yay! experimenting with a new format!!
Tumblr media
in comparison to his post-collider self, Jonathan is a bit more of a tame yandere, but due to one of his only friends being liv, he's still not a normal romantic guy. Sometimes he can think realistically and know that you and him aren't meant to be, but other times he really believes it.
he uses his intelligence to his advantage. He is fairly calculated in his decisions. He knows what he can get away with and exactly how to do it.
He knows he should steal your dull dirty clothes rather than your brightly colored ones because they blend in easier and are more likely to go unnoticed when missing.
he will also occasionally take a gamble and steal your comfort shirts or your pillows. you'll always find a new pillow in it's place.
it comes to a point where he can't sleep without the presence of your scent somewhere. he gets distressed whenever the scent of you fades from the stolen items he has, and he can't swap out the items.
He knows your usual pattern in the day, and what circumstances could possibly change the outcome. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a whole bulletin board hidden in his closet. Maybe even a whole shrine of stuff he has stolen and was able to keep.
he's still very capable of being a sweet and sappy romantic though.
He'll angrily and anxiously chew on his pens thinking about how to kill a man trying to get close to you,
But he will also use his lunch break to go and buy you a gift if he notices you're sad.
He'll comfort you or offer support when you're freaked out over someone trying to break into your home, all while being that person. Either it was an accident for you to come home when he's intruding and he was able to get away, or it was carefully planned out so that he can use that stress to comfort you.
he definitely gives off a nervous kind of demeanor when you engage with him— hands trembling, excessive sweating, stuttering, and such a goofy grin plastered on his face.
you might think he's nervous— and that could be part of the reason he's acting that way— truth be told he's excited. overjoyed that you're talking to him.
he'd hang out with you every second of the day if he could.
as for how he'd get rid of someone that he thinks will damage the relationship (either non-existent or genuine) can vary.
the thought of murder crosses his mind many times a day.
whenever you exchange greetings with a coworker, laugh at someone's jokes— he always thinks something bad is happening.
but it takes a lot for him to actually act upon it.
if it's a coworker of his he has many opportunities to stage work accidents. and sometimes the opportunity is so great it would be foolish not to act upon it. so he does.
Tumblr media
nsfw continued below!
Tumblr media
He also knows that towels go in the wash at the end of the day, but they have enough of your scent on them to help him "get off".
I think used towels are one of his favorite things of yours to steal and smell. They're clean but they also have your scent clinging onto them...and the implication that your nude body was all over it. huffing the scent as he fondles himself—the humidity coats his throat, it's almost like he can taste you.
and those pillows of yours? there's a multitude of reasons as to why he doesn't return them— the main one being what he does with it.
the cuddling isn't an issue. but sometimes he just cant help himself and he grinds against the pillow— sometimes clothed, sometimes nude. and it just wouldn't be right to return it afterwards!
if you're coworkers, sometimes after a conversation, even just an email reply, he has to excuse himself for a quick break in the bathroom to regulate him— and by that I mean stroking himself.
194 notes · View notes
smashingdollz · 1 year
Note
hihi<3 could I request callie and raihan x
Streamer s/o? s/o wants to be the best streamer ever and really likes wearing cute stuff for their streams :3?
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
hi hi anon! i dont write for Callie but i can give it a try! also i love this prompt so much oh my gosh- thank you for the request! have a nice day anon! <3
Tumblr media
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞
-Callie tends to use her status as a pop star and former Inkopolis air host as a way to promote your streams! whenever shes in an interview and they ask her what she likes to do in her free time she replies with, "I enjoy watching my partner, Y/Ns streams! theyre really entertaining and fun!" in general she always finds a way to mention your stream.
-and because of Callie youve grown a lot as a streamer, you used to go live for about 50 people a day. which you didnt mind because the community was wonderful. but now thanks to her, youre averaging way more! thanks to her youre community has grown a lot! so many nice people who are fans of Callie join your lives and say so many nice things! youve grown quite a big online family.
-and Callie makes sure to call out the people who say negative things in your lives and reassures that youre the best. she lurks in chat while you steam and whenever she sees a mean comment flow by she calls them out for it. she says, "If youre mean to Y/N, then youre no fan of mine"
-since you enjoy wearing cute stuff in your streams Callie loves to choose out cute outfits for you to wear! and if its a lazy stream were youre just chatting shell pick out a cute cozy onesie for you! she might even make you a cute outfit herself or have one of her designers to make one for you, as a somewhat signature outfit for your streams.
-sometimes Callie will even join you while your streaming, and when she does shell match whatever cute outfit your wearing that stream. this leads you guys into doing a fashion show for youre viewers. youll go find cute outfits and ask chat for their opinions.
-(the two of you would play those cute little dress up/fashion games. and definitely those "Papa's Freezaria/Pizzaria/etc" games)
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐧
-much like Callie, he also uses his reputation to promote your streams! whenever hes in interviews hell do the same thing as Callie and find a way to mention your streams! he'll even post about you from time to time.
-he'll buy you cute clothing and cute pokemon onesies for you to wear on stream! he'll have you pose with him and take a picture of and post it online with the caption of; "My partner is live right now! go check them out!" and you automatically get a lot of nice people and comments on your streams!
-he'll happily play games with you on stream. but it will take a lot of convincing for him to put on a Pokemon onesie and sit down with you as you chat with the viewers, he of course gives in because he cant say no to you forever. soon he fully embraces it and takes a photo of the two of you in matching Pokemon onesie and posts it. and sometimes the two of you dress up your own Pokemon in cute things and have them join in on the stream! the viewers really enjoy that.
-he defiantly supports your goal of being one of the best streamers. hes always there to take care of you when youre in need while streamin, need water? hes on it. youre humgry? he makes you a 5 course meal so you could enjoy, he doesnt mind you watibg or drinking on stream but sometimes he makes you take a break so you could actually enjoy yourself and not strain yourself. he makes sure streaming doesnt stress you out and that its something that you should enjoy and not feel like a chore.
-as i said before, he loves to play games with you while streaming. thet two of you would be playing a horror game and people would expect you to be the one screaming and holding onto Raihan, but its actually the opposite. hes screaming at the horrific visuals holding onto you as you concentrate(youre carrying the whole game, he died and just let you go on without him), trying to beat the game so you guys could play a happy two player game.
-(i also feel like he would be absolutely terrified of those Roblox horror games 💀)
Tumblr media
i hope you enjoyed this! i had so much fun writing this! (oh also i didnt realize you didnt specify if you wanted a story, headcannons, etc. so i did headcannons by default. next time please specify if you want something specific! /not mad)
204 notes · View notes
lilac--sun · 2 years
Text
I've done so many headcannons of nightmares gang now it's time for the Star sans' to get some love!
-----------
Dream is still scared to return to Dreamtale because he'll break down just seeing the tree
Ink gets artists block more frequently then most people think he does
Blues laugh always makes Dream feel better no matter what
Ink draws/paints on himself and the others when he gets bored it also calms him down if he gets worked up
Blue has been taking cooking lessons from Horror and his cooking has improved a lot
Dreams favorite song is Gristle Licker by Cattle decapitation
Inks favorite song is Its A Trip! by Joywave
Blues favorite song is Custer Pie by Led Zeppelin
They didn't originally call themselves the Star sans' But after Blue heard Horor, Dust and Killer call themselves the murder time trio he also wanted cool names with his friends
Dream doesn't need to eat to live but he LOVES trying out different foods and taste testing Blues food
While Error is an absolute heater Ink is like an AC he is ALWAYS cold to the touch and If you're holding his hand it feels like you're holding a bunch of ice cubes
Blue makes friendship bracelets for the Three of them and none of them ever take it off (its the colors brown,blue and gold all wrapped around eachother)
Inks room has paint hand prints on the ceiling and walls..and some feet prints, Dream and Blue decided not to ask
Blue usually doesn't sleep in the mansion incase Stretch needs him for something but hes at the mansion most of the time
The mansion is filled with sticky notes because Ink will write down an idea and put it on the wall and walk away from it, forget about it, have the idea again and make another sticky note and it snowballs from there
Dream has better eyesight then Blue and Ink but his reaction time is slower
Ink has the most stamina, he can do a lot for a long time without getting burned out his eye sight is the worst tho
Blue is definitely the fastest(in speed, attacks etc) but he can't keep up for long he gives it a bunch of power at the start then it dies out
Ink can crack ALL of his bones and it makes Dream extremely uncomfortable but his reaction makes ink laugh
Blue gets called mom a lot around the mansion
Dream feels his emotions tenfold what they actually are due to him being more sensitive to them
-
Dream gets extreme panic attacks if someone uses green magic on him or something that keeps him from moving due to the stone
Ink cannot be in a completely white room for longer then a few minutes before he starts to feel trapped and can't breathe
Blue probably has the worst coping mechanisms out of thr three of them, hes the one that turns to self harm and not eating when things go bad Dream usually catches this early on tho and helps the best he can
Ink makes fun of peoples Insecurities to gain the upper hand, many people have tried to tell him its not cool to do that but he really doesn't care..hes a main reason why Error doesn't like himself
Dream can't help but when he feels sadness around and he doesn't feel like dealing with it he'll increase his positive aura so the other forcibly stops feeling that way
Blue will be an absolute bitch to people when hes in a bad mood like he gets sarcastic and makes mean comments
-
Blue doesn't cuss at all, unless hes hurt or way to tired for his own good "uh, are you okay Blue?" "No i feel like shit" "wow okay time for bed"
Dream swears every now and then but its mostly when hes stressed or cant focus "you good?" "No I'm not good, this paperwork sucks ass" "seems like it"
Ink is a swear machine "HOLY SHIT BALLS THATS FUCKING INSANE!" "LANGUAGE."
---
And that's it for these boys! I will do more i just cant think of anything rn
74 notes · View notes
worstloki · 3 years
Text
the solution to loki weighing a lot and having super strength just means that when people hug him he’ll have to stand there catatonic
152 notes · View notes