#he wanted to be a good cop

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Embrace the truth

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #WWX uses NMJ's abs as part of his evidence for identification. LXC is allowed to use his familiar embrace as his evidence. #We are now entering the slow burn arc of 'Lan Xichen continues to lose everything he cared about'. #He has his love of fishing + his good friendship with JGY + his brother. I hope nothing happens to any of those things #Not that its in character for *anyone* present to have the emotional intelligence for it - but man LXC is having a very hard time #Trying to pin his sworn brother as a murderer *right* after identifying the mystery body as his other sworn brother? #of *course* he's defensive! You gave him no time to process! #He's gonna need a lot of time by the pond to cope #The original joke had LXC copping a feel on those glutes and recognizing him that way. Which now looking back *was* funnier #sigh...I need to trust my gut a bit more #Next time on PD-MDZS: They just show up in Jinlin Tai because I want to plot to keep moving

[nthflower]

Cuno should join Hardie boys in the future not RCM btw my unpopular hot take opinion thingie.

#disco Elysium #geym #harry and cuno art is cutee #but there is nothing happy in joining rcm i cant see anything but depression in cunos future if he becomes a detective #soo he should join Hardie boys they have their own problems but its actually very much better #like whole game it is already so fucked up playing as harry and seeing how being a cop is so miserable #and even with kim the good cop who trust the system so badly is miserable because he is a cop #and now you want me to believe cuno would be happy if he joins the rcm #plus Cunoesse i dont want her to be alone and her bestie being a pig #i really dont like rcm every time i interact with them with radio or in whirling its dreadful #martinese can be not so healthy environment but compared to rcm its just more hopeful and less dreadful actually #there is still small things in life that makes you happy there some freedom and hope #anyways tldr nooo cuno don't be a pig and hardie boys >>> rcm #now sleepy time for me

[strangestcase]

Ever After High can be so easily spun as reform vs revolution it’s not even funny. The children of fairytales figures being pigeonholed into retelling the same stories all over again, only with different characters in different contexts. Royals defending good people holding up the status quo vs Rebels realizing the system itself is bullshit. Like moving past the obvious theme of “should stories be retold or reimagined?” there’s Something to be said about how a DOLL LINE accidentally said being a liberal dooms you to become your parents

#doc talks #ever after high #Apple is like. THE blueprint for That Kinda Teen #the socially conscious but out of touch rich girl who wants to do good and help others #but ultimately she’s a rich girl who lives in a big house and has a cop dad #and GASPS infuriated when you suggest that if he was a good cop he’d quit the force

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 20

Danny goes with sam to a gala. Sam does not want to be there but Vlad is planning something. They don’t know what, but it’s Vlad.

Sam parents are just happy she promised to be on her best behavior and wear a awful pink gown. With matching accessories. Danny is forced into a well fitting tux with a matching tie.

Obviously the gala takes place in Gotham.

Sam manages to get her laser watch brought in. They did not let Danny being in a thermos. Sam has two Spector deflectors disguised as bracelets. Just in case of a overshadow scheme.

Surprise surprise. Plasmius makes an appearance. From the looks of it an overshadow scheme to take over everyone in the gala. He brought his paid help skulker with him.

Bruce, Damian and Dick are all visible so there alter egos are out. Jason is who knows where duke probably asleep. Cass and Tim not so much.

Punching ghosts isn’t that effective. Plasmius is keeping Danny visible so he can’t transform.

Sam manages to pass off the laser gun to cass as well as both bracelets. With an warning that only ecto weapons will work and that Danny knows more. So now they have a weapon and Too bad people are starting to get possessed.

Now Tim is obviously going to be able to tell that Danny is at the center of the room. Skulker has started screaming about skinning him alive.

They managed to get Danny away. He just says he needs outside help. Wulf had taught him to make portals. So a glowing green portals opens he goes one sec hops in then immediately phantom comes out.

Phantom just says he left Danny behind as he was a target in a deep voice. So he grabs his thermos from the checked items room and goes hunting.

Deals with the threat and poof in the same way he appeared phantom left and danny popped out.

Danny does not explain anything. The most they got out of him was that he bonded with phantom cause his parents were hunting him.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #galas #Danny just refuses to talk #they try hard to get him to #he just says get a warrant #or he pleads the fifth #also where is his adult #he knows there not cops but he doesn’t have to speak to them #this annoys them #good thing he is on the guest list #amity is investigated #they defintley knew Danny was phantom #he did not hide it very well #sam wanted to fight but the dress prevented it #outing Danny was a part of the plan #him opening a portal was not #but he couldn’t ditch them at all #he tried #made them more suspicious #vlad did get some information unfortunately #good things the bats figure out he is plasmius

[justwannabecat]

Broke: Dick becoming a police officer to try and bring a positive change from the inside

Woke: Dick becoming a police officer because it gives Bruce an aneurysm thinking about how easily people could tie that to Nightwing

Bespoke: Dick becoming a police officer because, on the off chance he ever happens to meet the Joker in uniform, nobody will bat an eye when he kills him

#don’t give me the normal good person answer #‘he joined the force to try and fix it! he wanted at least one trustworthy guy there!’ #THAT’S BORING #give me pissed off Dick #Yes he can help make it better #but he didn’t have to join to do that! #no! make it because he wants an excuse to murder the bastard who killed his baby brother!!! #and also so he could steal whatever he needs while destroying incriminating evidence… #yeah he’s a dirty cop too. just. a good guy dirty cop. #dc #dick grayson #nightwing #batman

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet! #anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine #can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 ! #why am i getting your insurance company calling me today ! #also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp #and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene #so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth #literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic #i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck! #im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like #bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved #cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered #idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy #got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam #and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified #there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them #and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious #its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it

[klanced]

Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)

lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)

keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)

#voltron #klance #honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting #if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights. #trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas. #meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record #like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good #sorry i just like talking about the law #speaking of which let me go on a tangent #i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert. #and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops #keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will. #keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY. #cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard #keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED. #cop: okay but you're out after curfew-- #keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW? #keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter. #keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW. #keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night #sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags #i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys #keith #lance #lance: (freaking out) #keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law) #shitpost #ask #anonymous #otp: we are a good team

[cleromancy]

"tim needs to get a new mantle he didnt steal from his siblings" wrong. Say hello to the new huntress

#🙅nuclear family 'wayne' posters dni🙅 #but honestly. why do you even want him to make his own identity #because itd be 'establishing his individuality'? because itd be 'healthier'? what are you a cop #honestly like its so boringgggg give me tim who crawled into dicks old uniform and stayed there until he got kicked out and then dragged+ #Jason's out of the literal garbage or I don't want any #genuinely its really difficult for me to wrap my head around the idea of using TIM of all people in an arc about like. what. #establishing yourself as an independent new thing in an actually interesting arc that rings true for him bc. #hes always been pretty independent for all that he was the Team-Up Robin like #if he didmt have that connection in the form of taking on someone elses discarded mantle hed just up and float away man 🤷 #dc #like he doesn't need to have... like nightwing but for tim drake #hes not dick lol. #however i do not want him to just be robin any mote #more*. Thats no good #in fact its horrible and im puking blood all over everyone involved #in making that decision #blergheejfggegh oh im puking blood on yuo <- pov you put tim drake #back in the robin suit

[juliaaadoodles]

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#cooler #Lieutenant #Detective #disco elysium #the uncalled-for swap au #that makes no actual sense given the context of the world #but maybe i like drawing a skrunkly feral kim #love the idea that harry is a single dad in this world and is doing his best to recover from a previously addiction-driven lifestyle #he wants to do good by his kid(s) #and kim has completely gone off the rails #can and will punch a civilian for being racist and i mean go absolutely nuts #he also CONSTANTLY smokes and does not wear corrective glasses in order to look that much #Harry probably figures it out at some point and they manage to find a pair of used cheaters someplace that he Jamrock Shuffles #also he calls Kim when hes angry with him and when he's not #cleaned up Harry reminds me of Paul Blart?? the mall cop??? and now i cannot unsee it #anyway #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #oh no these tags got weird because i forgot what quotations do #well #consider it a puzzle

[lacefuneral]

"ACAB except kim kitsuragi"

no hope for you even at all.

#i love kim but he is literally a centrist corrupt cop that abuses his power #please i'm begging you play disco elysium again and actually engage with the political themes #your takeaway should not be ''cops are good'' #it should be ''cops and politicians are corrupt and no one is immune from flaw'' #this why some ppl think the video game is copaganda... it's literally teaching you to be literate of propaganda and to use critical thought #the fact that kim is a likeable person is important. the fact that you want to impress him is important #you will sometimes eskew your own moral values to make him happy #if i knew kim in real life i'd be deeply ideologically conflicted #which is! the point! #sigh. #you can have little an old man yaoi as a treat but you should engage with the text first

[spandexual]

I love that Tendou spends the entirety of Kabuto in love with Kagami. I love that it takes Kagami like 40 episodes to figure it out because he's a dog person trying to understand a cat. I love that Tendou seems so cold because he's so self-centred and blunt at times while overly vague and closed-off at others, but his love is all-encompassing and unconditional. I love that Kagami is the typical bumbling main rider in the role of the secondary, that Tendou is his rival but not vice-versa, because Tendou is still the true main rider who openly likes his ill-tempered secondary from the start, though he shows it in a way that no one who doesn't know Tendou would be able to understand. I love that when Kagami finally figures it out, he realises it's been love the whole time, and that there's no grand gesture needed. I love that he knows Tendou at that point. I love that he understands what Tendou wants to hear, and it's not bold proclamations or heroic speeches, but something that seems blunt and presumptuous in the way Tendou himself is. Cook something for me (continue to love me) (I want to be loved by you)

#tokuposting #Tendou really has a lot more in common with Shouichi than just the cooking and the Good Cop secondary tbh #I won't say too much because I know oomfie wants to start Agito sooner or later but hmmmm! #Tendou is really one of the most tenderhearted of the heisei riders #he's just confident in his abilities while eccentric and ppl often mistake confidence for conceit and eccentricity for social incompetence #very autism coded bug our Tendou but in a very different way to let's say Wataru or Haruto #anyway I really like Tendou and it's a pity when people reduce him down to Cool Guy No Emotions #he's very emotional! tell me you didn't actually watch Kabuto without telling me that smh #anyway #Kamen Rider Kabuto

[aceredshirt13]

extremely funny to me seeing people say that Bertie has a heart of gold when his immediate solution to getting Freddie back together with his fiancée was to kidnap a child

#red randomness #jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #100 and up neat #don’t get me wrong I love him dearly #but I think he like Watson and Bunny suffer from ‘he isn’t actually as nice as people think he is’ syndrome #because Bertie can be a judgy bitch! he’s resentful of several children! he makes unflattering judgments about appearances! #he told Sippy to steal a cop’s hat! he ripped a tag off his uncle’s gift and claimed it was his! #he told Jeeves to send Bingo a telegram telling him to KILL HIMSELF- #like #he is very dedicated to his insane friends even when they aren’t great to him #and he will go to great lengths for the people he cares about #and he will talk about how great Jeeves is to everyone who will listen and is better to him certainly than previous employers #and he’s a generally cheerful and amiable and friendly person #but heart of gold?? Perhaps Not #very few people in these stories are objectively entirely good and a lot of the humor and characterization comes from that #because you like Bertie despite it all. you love him and want him to be happy

[strandnreyes]

something about 4x08 when at the beginning of the episode, Carlos says to Owen that he thought he’d surprise ‘your son’ with lunch. and then at the end of the episode, Owen says that Carlos will take great care of TK.

saying ‘your son’ is so different than just saying TK. It’s like… he’s your child but look at me I’m bringing him lunch and I’m going to feed him and love him and take care of him I promise

#and this happening right before a converstion about their marriage hits extra hard #something something about Carlos trying to prove that he’ll be a good husband just like he wants to be a good son and a good cop etc etc #tarlos #911 lone star

[technitango]

watched the first three episodes of the worst of evil and my immediate takeaway is im gonna need some more homoerotic tension between the two male leads asap otherwise what is the point

#like hello #yes i know one of them has a wife and the other is possibly still in love with said mans wife #may i present: a throuple #also if they want me to root for the mc then why make the supposed bad guys so fun huh #right now i could care less about the cops and the greater good #wi ha joon kill more people babe #also yall knife guy is super fuckin hot #dont sleep on him #like he is so hot #the worst of evil

[seabeck]

So I showed up to the house and there was a landscaping crew still working. The house should be 100% guest ready. The owner says they were supposed to be here a few days ago and I said I’d work around it (technically this would have been a failed shoot at this point but I’m nice and I get it). Anyways I go to do the inside and there’s still personal items out in every room (I tried several rooms to start in while the wife put stuff away). At this point I have to call it and I politely tell the wife it’s just not ready and that I’ll let the company know, they’ll reach out to her/them and she is clearly disappointed but I kind of got the vibe that she knew it wasn’t ready. She tells me to tell her husband who was outside with a leaf blower.

I tell husband and he says “I’m going to make an executive decision and you’re just going to shoot it as is”. No, I could actually get in trouble at my job for photographing a not ready house and I try to explain this to him. He tells me I clearly just don’t want to do my job and I start putting stuff in the car. His body language and tone of voice is making me uncomfortable. I get in the car, all windows down, and he tells me not to bother coming back out (“I’m never shopping here again” energy) and I was bitching from the start (ooh nice gendered language insult). He wasn’t blocking my car but I didn’t feel like I could back out because he was leaning towards the passenger window. At this point, juniper who has been fast asleep and had not a care in the world, wakes up and starts barking at him angrily. Even the dog could tell he was being aggressive and defended me (vocally - also I’m an independent contractor so my dog comes with me sometimes it’s not like bringing her to Walmart). He finally starts to walk off and says “don’t break anything on your way out” ????¿ and I pull out all while the landscapers stare. I called my job and explained before he could spin a tall tale and they’re on my side so far and I’m getting half pay for the shoot.

All things considered I handled it pretty well. I didn’t laugh in his face when he said he’d have my company send out another photographer because guess who the only other photographer in the area is? My mom.

Also, looked him up on FB and besides being a thin blue line guy he also was a vice principal which makes sense. Big vice principal energy

#VPs are just people who couldn’t cut it as cops but want to yell and boss others around #I was a very good student/kid but even I had shitty run ins with VPs #anyways I was shaking once I got out of there he scared me

[moonyinpisces]

if you're still doing "top 5s", what ARE the top 5 ships you unfortunately have?

okay none of these are major ships but we’re going best to worst

5. zuko/katara from a:tla. i don’t think this one is bad but i remember past mutuals clowning on me for not shipping zuko and sokka

4. link/revali from botw. not only do i love the bond between zelda and link more than this one, but also, more significantly: revali is a bird

3. loki/jane foster from thor. i know i’m a marvel hater but thor is the first and only one i saw and the ff.net game for these two was insane

2. i won’t count this one as a single ship and i don’t ever “browse” in this fandom but i like all the “cornerstone” ship fics in the harry potter universe unironically. all the young dudes, manacled, lumos… i’m sorry

1. reylo

#i have read 1 fic for reylo and it was genuinely so good but the author never completed the sequel #99% of the tag are human aus which is a cop out to me. #if you want me to read reylo you have to make him the murderer he is canonically and find a way to redeem him! #in a way that’s what my fav reylo fic did even though it doesn’t end happy #ask box game