#he was minding his business.

[thefleetsfinest]

What's your place in the royal court?

The Knight.

a defender, strong as stone, you make it a mission to defend. never would you turn your back on those in need; valorous, a paragon, a sword raised in battle with a cry on your lips... but, be warned, noble knight, that you do not fall to the sword, yourself. are these ideals worth dying for?

Tagged by : @oceansfirst Tagging: WHOEVER! YOU! (if you haven't done it yet! <3 )

#✧˖° → All I got left is my bones. [ About ] #He feels attacked. #So attacked? #he was minding his business. #But also the queen and her knight uwu

[moxley]

having halsin as a companion and party member is very funny because none of this shit is his problem he just likes you so much

#tal.png #halsin #baldur's gate 3 #HE DOESN'T HAVE A TADPOLE HE COULD JUST GO. HE COULD JUST MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS #ME MAKING HIM FIGHT A NETHERBRAIN: BABE ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

[necrolexic0n]

my favorite triplets eheh,,

geno is eldest, fresh is middle, error is youngest

#my favorite headcanon: error and fresh always get into tiffs and geno is minds his business ab it bc #he did the multiverse equivalent to moving away #undertale #utmv #undertale au #freshtale #fresh!sans #fresh sans #aftertale #aftertale sans #errortale #error!sans #error sans

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[tapeworrmart]

Oh brother this guy stinks

#He's getting me through visiting relatives atm #Also love giving him piercings. In my mind he has his nips and a PA done too but yknow... That's. His business. #Postal #Postal 2 #Postal dude #The postal dude #P2 dude #Running with scissors #fan art #art #sketch #character art

[gfbillpotts]

the fact that nandor spent the entire episode reading quietly and doing jackshit after causing nonstop chaos and havoc to everyone around him throughout the season is so funny to me actually

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #nandor the relentless #this bitch is minding his business like he didnt just destroy the lives of basically everyone he encountered

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Danny’s in Gotham living as a regular civilian or even just a literal tourist.

He’s out late after getting a burger from Batburger and in an attempt to get back to where he’s staying faster he cuts through a few alley ways with some help from his powers to stay safe.

One of the bat fam hears something from an empty looking alley and shines a flashlight in it, directly into the face of a exhausted looking teenager.

Danny, because high powered light in the eyes hurt, hisses in pain, and then runs away after seeing who just attempted to blind him. Because they’re a Bat and Danny really doesn’t want to deal with Batman.

The next morning the GPD issues a warning about a suspected vampire with a described appearance that matches Danny’s a bit too much.

Danny may have forgotten his eyes shine like a cats and that the red Batburger sauce ended up on his shirt… and that he has fangs.

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #batfam #batman #Danny Fenton your local teenage cryptid that can never catch a break #oh poor Gordon. that’s the wrong supernatural entity. #Danny’s just minding his business after the announcement when a bunch of cloaked figures walk up to him and start yelling at him about #letting the bats know about Gothams active vampire population. just ranting at him. #meanwhile Danny’s just wondering how he got into this mess. and how to explain to a literal vampire that he’s not one. #Vampire that tries Danny’s blood: *coughing* Why is it spicy? #Batburger as a plot device my beloved #dp prompt

[911-on-abc]

decided to make chim be Tommy’s queer awakening bc I’m a fucking genius and hilarious like that

#He took one look at chimney playing basketball shirtless and was like this is going to change the trajectory of my life forever #He may or may not have that lafd calendar opened to Mr April in his bed side table… mind ur business!!! #My post #tommy kinard #lou ferrigno jr

[mirrorhouse]

the dark urge and astarion witnessing each other's questionable activities in the middle of the night

#the interaction the morning after the Alfira Incident if you leave the body out but then lie and say it was an animal that did it #and astarion's just like 'yes very dangerous out here at night' i know he was wandering around looking for something to eat #saw what was happening and decided he was going to mind his own business #bg3 spoilers #★

[raintides]

wranduin in pandaria

#world of warcraft #wrathion #anduin wrynn #wranduin #im so sad they removed wrathion's entire mists questline #playing through mop and laughing at how spirited and rebellious anduin is #varian worried out of his mind and sending si:7 agents to find anduin except once they find him ANDUIN MIND CONTROLS THEM TO GET AWAY? boy #he has Important Business to attend to

[feelsforsterek]

↳ TRUE ALPHA DEREK HALE SUPREMACY!!

#derek hale #teen wolf #teen wolf spoilers #tyler hoechlin #alpha of my heart #teen wolf movie #teen wolf the movie #teenwolfedit #hoechlinedit #gifs #he didn't die y'all #emissary stiles stilinski healed him right away but they had to fake his death so dumb heaux in beacon hills would mind their business #they took their son with them and are now living happily ever after #canon who #an alpha that sexy simply cannot die like those are facts #also so many people have come back from the dead in this show at this point like... get a grip #do y'all think he was sent to superhell for being gay

[barawrah]

qing-er (inspired by @mo49ko’s tweet . heart emoji)

#hes so cute.. #fq driving me insane as usual !!!!!! #i will be minding my own business and brain will go . modern fq calling each other in cute ways 💖💖💖💖 #thats an engagement ring on his necklace . by the way #ohh unrelated but i miss bflf i should draw them soon #art tag #tgcf #mu qing #fengqing

[theminecraftbee]

After forty-five minutes of no word, the three of them finally decide that someone should go check on Tango. Normally, Xisuma would have reluctantly advocated for just starting without him—it’s Tango, he’d probably gotten caught up in Decked Out work, he’d apologize and laugh it off later and wouldn’t change—but he’d seemed so genuinely excited this time. He’d rambled back at them the moment Etho had invited him to join in on the wither-mining. He’d promised he’d try to show up. He’d checked the time more than once.

It’s been a while since most of the hermits had seen Tango outside of his fortress. Or spoken to him for more than about twenty minutes if their name wasn’t “Zedaph”. Or—it’s been a while. That man is working himself to death, Xisuma swears.

(It’s… not Tango’s fault, Xisuma tells himself. He’d meant to have more done by now. The whole Empires fiasco had put a damper on that. Tango’s always been the sort to fixate a little on his latest project. Besides, all of the Hermits get caught up. It’s normal to occasionally go a week or two without talking to anyone else. It’s just that it’s starting to hurt a little, to reach out and get...)

(Xisuma will make up a better excuse. It’s why he volunteered to go check on him. Save Tango and Etho a little heartache.)

(Tango had been really excited—but so had Etho.)

It’s a short enough elytra flight to the Deep Frost Citadel. Xisuma takes a deep breath. He’ll probably have to locate Tango and convince him to come up from the outside. That place is a death trap already to half the server, and Tango’s normally in the maintenance tunnels instead of the main body of the cave, which are a death trap in a unique “largely unfit for habitation by anything breathing” way that Tango seems to be the only one who knows how to navigate. He’ll make sure he’s okay, and then…

Xisuma‘a thoughts come to a pause as he approaches. There’s someone else at the Citadel, standing near the base of the hill, just past where the borders of Tango’s snowy base fade into the grassland.

A few minutes of approach later, and it becomes clear it’s Tango. He’s standing oddly, his feet braced and arms unsteadily placed forward like he’s worried he might fall. When Xisuma lights another rocket, he looks up in Xisuma’s direction, but before really catching sight of Xisuma, he turns around and winces, rubbing his eyes repeatedly.

“Hello,” Xisuma says as he lands. Tango turns to—not quite look at him? Tango is looking in the direction of Xisuma, certainly, but isn’t quite looking at Xisuma’s face. Maybe there’s too much glare in Xisuma’s visor today?

“Oh, hey X! How’s it hangin’?” Tango says.

“Oh, you know, I was just here to check on you. You’re a bit late to our demonstration.”

“What?” Tango says. “It’s—of course it has.”

“Did you get caught up?” Xisuma asks. He tries very hard not to sound disappointed.

“I—yeah,” Tango says. “Sorry, I swear I set an alarm, but if you’re here I must be later than I thought.”

“Probably nearly an hour by now.”

“I’ve been—a whole hour? Feels like longer,” mumbles Tango.

“The others agreed to wait if you’re coming, and you’re already outside,” Xisuma says. “We can get over there in a few minutes. It’s not too late. Put on your elytra and—“

“No!” yelps Tango, stepping back, stumbling, and then, eyes wide, looking around like he’s trying to find something. “I mean, uh. Not used to open-air flying right now. I was planning on taking the nether but I ran out of fireproof potions and don’t have the blaze rods to make more, so here I am. I promise I didn’t mean to be late, I just…”

Xisuma has no idea where to start. But. “Tango, you built the nether hub? You know you don’t need fireproof potions to get to the Ancient City we’re using.”

“Haha, yeah,” Tango says, and doesn’t elaborate.

“So I guess you were going to the shopping district, to get more blaze rods and their portal?” Xisuma says.

“Yeah, uh, then I realized I, uh, don’t. Remember how to get there,” Tango says. “And, well, you know how it is. Even when you have permission to leave it’s still kind of daunting!”

His voice goes high and a little squeaky. His eyes, Xisuma realizes, have had a sort of wild fear to them since Xisuma first suggested stepping further than where he’s standing. If Tango had pupils, Xisuma imagines they’d probably be darting. The rest of his facial expression does the work well enough.

Xisuma really doesn’t know where to start.

“And you’ve been stuck here for… nearly an hour?” Xisuma says.

“Yeah. Man, I got permission to leave and everything,” Tango says again, which, okay, very concerning phrasing, Xisuma’s just going to put that away for the time being though, because there are a lot of other things to unpack here. “And like, I wanted to see the Withers and a Warden fight! Who would win, right?”

He still hasn’t moved. As Xisuma’s talked, he’s gotten closer to looking Xisuma in the eyes, but it’s more like he’s very confidently looking at Xisuma’s chin. He keeps squinting and blinking when his eyes aren’t wide with a wild, lost sort of panic.

He’s also still rambling.

“Probably for the best I don’t leave, though. I mean, I held you all up, I’d hate to hold it up further because I got caught up. I can just go back; best to keep doing my duty after all. Sorry about that!”

Tango turns back towards his base, as though making that excuse was the excuse he needed to go back towards safer ground. Maybe another time, Xisuma would have let that be, but the thing is, Tango and Etho had both been so excited, and Xisuma can hear the disappointment in Tango’s voice. He doesn’t want to be making this excuse either. Xisuma has no idea what, but something’s wrong.

(Well, Xisuma has some idea, but while he may be a derp, he’s pretty sure it’s rude to ask someone whether they’ve gone blind, developed agoraphobia, gotten possessed, or multiple of those things at the same time. If someone doesn’t bring it up it’s not Xisuma’s business, right? Right.)

(He’ll just…)

“…no, we want to do this with you,” Xisuma says. “Do you need help getting to the cave we’re doing it in?”

Xisuma can see Tango warring between the pride that stops him from asking for help and whatever it is that had paralyzed him the moment he’d tried to step past his base’s borders. He can see Tango war between how easy it would be to claim he didn’t have time and how much he’d wanted to see the wither mining.

“It’s all going to be underground?” he says.

Weird question. File that away. “Yep! Inside an ancient city!”

“And I got permission to leave,” mutters Tango. “So it’s going to be fine once I actually get there.”

“I can even grab some fireproof potions from Cub’s shop when we’re done,” wheedles Xisuma.

“…fine. Lead the way. Uh, and, if you could hold my hand. It’s… very hard to know where I am outside of my base when it’s so bright,” Tango says, voice a little small, and okay, so a mix of all three. Xisuma really should pry, but he’s got what he came here for, and it’s not really his business, is it? He’s sure Tango’ll work it out in the end. He’s a smart guy.

“Gladly, my friend. Let’s go die to withers sixty times.”

Tango laughs shakily. “Yes, let’s!”

Xisuma laces his fingers around Tango’s hand and, suddenly aware of just how many things there are to trip on, starts walking towards the Ancient City.

Gosh, but this is going to take an hour, isn’t it? He sighs and pulls out his messenger to tell the other two. A thought strikes him.

“You know, next time you have this problem, you should text ahead. You can use text-to-speech, you know.”

Tango barks a laugh, louder this time. “Yeah, sure, that’s going to be on my mind. Yeah. I’ll do that.”

Well, good enough for Xisuma!

They make their way to the Ancient City together.

#hermitcraft #tango tek #xisumavoid #a bee fic #had this idea stuck in my head since I watched this episode yesterday #anyway Xisuma’s right it’s a mix of ‘base is eating him so he normally can’t leave’ #’no longer has effective daylight vision and it’s kind of painful’ #and yeah a bit of agoraphobia #once he’s in the ancient city for the record he’s fine and has a grand old time and the other two don’t even know somethings wrong #xisuma meanwhile (king of minding his own business) just Says Nothing At All #and tango gets home through the nether with heat resistance for his little ice problem #sure THAT won’t continue to be a problem or anything! #also for the record zed is aware tango’s weird but also has No Room To Talk so is just being a supportive friend #anyway once again. At SOME POINT I go into more detail on ‘the base is eating him’ #but not today!

[izvmimi]

if you had a harem with all your faves in it who would be your top consort and is it a safe position or are the ranks ever changing? who are the others most threatened by?

#izuku is usually emperor consort but on a bad day he ends up in the dungeon regularly #the walk is very embarrassing for him on the way down cuz baji leers at him #despite baji being so persistently low ranked i just forget he’s around #tsukasa has everyone stressed #even deku is scheming to get rid of him #yuuji is highly ranked but he minds his business #mimi speaks

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

Thinking about girldads firstprince in bed after a long day finally falling asleep when their little girl comes telling them that she can’t sleep so Alex lets her crawl up onto the bed until she is nestled in her dads’ arms while henry tells her a story to ease her into sleep. Alex listens intently, fingers lazily brushing his daughter’s hair and he ends up falling asleep to his husband’s soothing voice with so much love filling up his heart.

#i’m fine #it’s just an image i can’t get out of my head #yk how both henry and alex are canon insomniacs #so when their little daughter is having trouble sleeping #i can’t stop thinking about how alex immediately thinks of henry’s hands in his hair #a gesture that helps him relax so he does the same to his daughter #and walk with me what if arthue fox used to tell stories to little henry? #so it’s the first thing he also does to help his daughter fall asleep #i need 5 business days to recover from my own mind #red white and royal blue #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #rwrb #rwrb book #rwrb movie #firstprince #parents firstprince

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

Luigi taking care of a Yoshi egg and Bowser walks past seeing him holding an egg cradling it like his own baby clearly warming it with his own body heat and it makes Bowser slightly feral. Accidentally turns on the baby brain. Absolutely needs to go make a nest and put his nest mate in there and have a healthy brood right now this very second. Higher thinking pft gone, only snuggle in nest and egg.

#I think this works for both established Bowuigi and they're not even dating bowuigi #Bowuigi #I think bowser can have a little feral as a treat #If in an established relationship Luigis mustache twitches and he knows bowsers up to something XD #Like hm. Husband stache senses tingling bowser is doing something daft #If not established and Luigi is just minding his business out somewhere he's probably gonna get snatched #Something about man holding egg makes Bowser stupid #Look the man has like 7 kids you KNOW he has baby brain #Also I like the idea of him reproducing asexually so he could easily get all broody cause of environmental stimulus and lay an egg #Sees hubby being a doting father to egg and it accidentally triggers ur reproductive cycle #And now I'm thinking of bowser being silly guarding Yoshi eggs and Luigi #The nest is just pillows blankets cushions half a sofa??? Mattress duvets anything soft #Luigi #Bowser