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#he will cuddle him and that’s a fact
thelone-copper · 10 months
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Shy lil guy,,,,my favorite big cat
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POV: someone called him a fat fuck
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Also here’s his colors!!!
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And his lil character sheet!!! I love my shy baby boy,,,,he will cry. A lot. If anything happens WNSNDBDBFBBC
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thetarttfuldickhead · 8 months
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The call connects and there’s Roy, seemingly back at his own house, seated on a grey couch and wearing a scowl dark enough to match his t-shirt and jacket.
Trent smiles, though carefully not too wide. “Hello Roy. Thank you for agreeing to this.”
Roy grunts. “Better you than any of the other wankers,” he mutters.
Trent makes an effort to hide his grin. Visibly gloating about having the sort of access to Roy Kent that other journalists – independent or disgraced or otherwise – can only dream of isn’t likely to get him the exclusive comments that he needs from Richmond’s head coach on today’s kerfuffle.
“So,” he offers smoothly, “what do you—“
He’s cut off by the loud bang of a door slamming shut on the other end and a startled fuck from Roy and then there’s Jamie Tartt’s head coming into view as it flops down on Roy’s lap. He must have thrown himself down onto the couch.
“It’s all such fucking bullshit, man,” Jamie pronounces dramatically as he – Trent’s eyebrows rise another inch – grabs Roy’s arm and pulls it over his chest, claiming half a cuddle. “Did you know—“
“I’m in the middle of an interview, you twat,” Roy barks, but he does not, Trent notes with increasing interest and incredulity, remove his arm.
“Since when do— ?” Lifting his head from Roy’s lap, Jamie blinks at the screen. “Oh! Uh. Hi, Trent! How you doin’, you good?” His grin is wide, easy, with no hint of embarrassment, and Trent finds himself smiling back. Jamie has always been charismatic, but the last few years have seen his swagger turn into a good-natured charm that’s surprisingly hard to resist.
“I’m fine, thank you, Jamie. And regarding the news this afternoon, how do you—“
“No,” Roy immediately says, shifting to push Jamie off his lap in spite of the younger man’s indignant protests. “He has no fucking comment. He’s not part of this conversation. He’s not even fucking here.”
“The fuck are you on about, mate, he can see I’m— “
“Go to the kitchen,” Roy interrupts. “Get me a whisky. If I have to listen to you complain about wankers on Twitter or split fingernails or whatever, I need a fucking drink.”
“You’re an arsehole,” Jamie tells him from out of the picture, but he doesn’t sound particularly upset. “I haven’t even got any split fingernails.” And then he must be off because he doesn’t say anything else and Roy turns back to Trent, glaring like he’s daring Trent to say it.
Trent, with equal parts cunning and self-preservation, says nothing at all. Waits.
Eventually, Roy’s shoulders drop a millimeter. He lets out a huff. “Jamie’s fucking needy, all right? He needs fucking hugs and shit and he turns into a moody bitch prima donna if he doesn’t get them, so.” He presses his lips together, having apparently said all he intends to say on the subject.
Trent had noticed Jamie’s fondness for hanging off anyone's and everyone’s shoulder during his season with the team. He hadn’t known and would never have imagined, though, that Roy would ever be willing to indulge the tendency, especially not to this degree. And that rather begs the question...
“Roy,” he says carefully. “You know that, if the two of you are—“
“We’re not.” And Roy closes his eyes, shakes his head. Opens them, looking resigned, but looking a little bit wry too. “Be less fucking weird if we were, wouldn’t it? But we’re not. It’s just… “ He pauses. Shakes his head again. “It’s Jamie. Just… fucking Jamie.”
“Except you are not,” Trent says, just to be clear, just because being a bit of an asshole is a habit, and fun.
“Except I’m not,” Roy growls, and looks like he’s about to add something more – something scatching and imaginatively insulting, Trent assumes – but then he lifts his head, turning towards someone offscreen. “What— ? Yeah, we’re fucking done. Bye, Crimm,” he adds, and then the screen goes dark as Roy abruptly ends the call.
“Bye, Roy,” Trent tells the silence. “I’ll just text you the questions, shall I? You can get back to me when you’re done giving Jamie Tartt a cuddle.”
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goomens · 3 months
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every so often i think about how crowley was dragged down to hell in punishment after the laudanum incident and the next time aziraphale saw him in st james’ park, he had a walking cane and seemed visibly stiff and in pain
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doll-elvis · 11 months
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“child actress Pam Ogles is only three, but she knows what she wants—Elvis—and she knows how to get him. She thinks nothing of saying, ‘I love you Elvis,’ and cuddling him and falling asleep in his arms”
the feminine urge to love Elvis Presley >>
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pttucker · 7 months
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「 Kim Dokja thought: Yoo Joonghyuk is now in the Gilobat Industrial Complex. 」 At first, I purely felt gratitude. Ah! Yoo Joonghyuk was a decent person! That jerk hit the industrial complex to save me! I felt thrilled for a while without thinking much. Then once I thought about it, I couldn't believe it. That Yoo Joonghyuk entered the Gilobat Industrial Complex to save me? In the first place, it was strange that Yoo Joonghyuk knew about my crisis. How could a guy who wasn't a constellation or have access to a channel know about my crisis? Thus, Yoo Joonghyuk was likely to do the opposite of coming to my rescue. He noticed that I impersonated him and came to the Demon Realm to pick me up. In the meantime, something went wrong and he headed to the Gilobat Industrial Complex first where he went through an unnecessary dispute and overturned the industrial complex. I couldn't even fathom how much rage it felt to do that.
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Hey, remember when Uriel and Joonghyuk had that conversation about saving Dokja and Joonghyuk gave those absolutely atrocious excuses as to why he was "really" going to the Demon Realm, you know the ones that were so bad Uriel straight up started laughing at him right in his face?
Remember how Joonghyuk was soooooo obvious in his desire to save Dokja that nobody would ever believe his bullshit mumbling about 'usable items' or some shit?
Well great news!
THE ONE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE STARSTREAM WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVES JOONGHYUK'S UTTER NONSENSE IS KIM FREAKING DOKJA
In fact, Joonghyuk didn't even have to give his excuses, Dokja just thought them up all on his own!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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cold-neon-ocean · 5 months
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Will you ever draw Wyatt again? Like how he would look in your Cyberpunk Dragons Au vs how u had him for FNAF? Ps I love your art especially how you make characters chunky, I just want to hug them!!!
Aaw thank you so much that really means a lot!! I too love my chunky characters, I'm glad others enjoy them as well ;; <33 And for sure, there will definitely be more Wyatt!! Especially now that he's in CPD where he actually has an entire story arc that revolves around him!! He also doesn't look any different from when he was a FNAF OC, he's still an animatronic mascot, he just got ported over to Cyberpunk Dragons where he's the main character for the world's largest multi-media company, Neon Wonderland (essentially the in-universe equivalent of Disney with Wyatt as their Mickey Mouse).
A little fun fact about Wyatt, he is the only fully sentient robot in the CPD universe, and it's a very closely guarded secret by his company!
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I've had this WIP I've been poking at in my free time, it's the first time I've drawn him in a while!
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hypervoxel · 2 months
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Enough discourse, I wanna post about headcanons
The Vees are a polycule to me, but in a way that I can't even explain without an entire slowburn fanfic (stay tuned. I'm a slow writer). But I will try.
Velvette:
I do adhere to the lesbian Velvette headcanon. She's dating Vox and still occasionally joins Valentino for a threesome with him. When she first joined the Vees, Velvette used to identify as bisexual (and still loves the bi flag colors the most) and all three of them used to date, before Velvette realized that she's a lesbian.
She and Vox are still dating, and they have an open relationship.
Vox:
Vox's response to Velvette coming out was, "So you're breaking up with Val?" Yes, his pronouns are he/him. No, he's not a man. He'd long shed the fleshy confines of humanity and gender along with it.
Vox is aspec, agender, autistic. To me. He's sex favorable of the 'I want to do it for my partner's enjoyment' flavor. Watching from cameras brings him just as much enjoyment, and he watches everything and everyone, living vicariously, a voyer through the screen. As a result of that, he's so so touched starved, but his sense of feeling is muted (the consequences of betraying flesh in favor of the machine). Soft touches to his synthetic skin don't really register, his sense of feeling restricted to mostly pressure and pain, so he's become a bit of a masochist in response because that's something physical.
Valentino:
He just likes sex. He chases pleasure in any form he can find, dopamine rushes from numerous drugs, orgasmic release, the rush of power from crushing someone underfoot. Anything and everything, he'll try it all. And none of it is really enough, so he'll never stop chasing more.
Valentino doesn't consider his relationship with Vox romantic, even if Vox totally does. They're friends, sure, business partners, absolutely, and fuckbuddies wherever Val is in the mood for it. But romance isn't Val's thing. That's hard work, and Val saves romancing for potential new hires he wants to sign a contract with. What Vox and he have is also written down on a contract, joining their businesses together too closely to be parted without blood, but it's not the same. Not to Val. So, he wouldn't call Vox his boyfriend, but he also wouldn't correct anyone who said they were. Vox is someone he can let his guard down with, one of the few people who would never want to get out of the contract their names are signed on. They work well together. That's better than any romance you can get in Hell, Val thinks.
Val and Velvette are catty besties. Pan/Lesbian solidarity and hostility all in one.
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natelia-aldelliz · 1 year
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I just had two different thoughts (that's twice as many as usual!) :
What if Ghost decided to learn how to speak Gàidhlig as a surprise for his Johnny only to have him look at him awkwardly because "sorry LT, I only know a few words of Gàidhlig, my native language is Scots...."
".... So I can't call you maw rye?"
"..... Is... Is that mo ghràidh?"
"So you do know Gaelic!"
"I said I knew a few words!"
Or, what if it was a bad day, Soap is already feeling a bit distraught, stuck in his head, emotional, irritable, he has difficulty focusing (more than usual) and he can feel a headache coming. Remarks, teases, that he usually lets slide with a joke seem to cut him, deeper and deeper with each one.
Ghost doesn't notice. No one does. Because Soap does his best to not be a bother.
But then, Soap is talking about something he likes back home and Ghost cracks his usual "speak English" joke. But this time Soap freezes.
He wants to say "I'm sorry I'm speaking my native language, that your people, to this day, are trying to eradicate and ridicule", wants to lash out, be mean, but he doesn't.
He just smiles a little, without his eyes, and tells everyone that he's going to bed. Because he knows that it's not fair to now be mad about something he usually jokes about. Deep down he knows that Ghost doesn't mean it like that, that it's their little inside joke.
But it doesn't keep him from crying in his pillow.
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magnuficent76 · 7 months
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Some doodles to try n get myself on that art rhythm again ! Meet the Caedes :]
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ollies-moving-castle · 11 months
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Bernard has palmed the blade of Damian sword because he tried to go for Tim again and stab him after he got back from a tiring mission and just wanted to spend some time with Bernard so Tim was half unconscious because he has learned to not react to Damian because that only makes the next attack worse so Bernard just grabbed it by the blade before it could hit Tim and just said something like no but very sternly and very close to Damian face he might even grab it and just say you won’t do that again you hear me
and Damian only stops because no one in the family has seen Bernard like this they didn’t know he would ever do that
(I love Damian I know he ain’t like this but I had to make him a little bit of a bitch for this headcanon to work so)
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tswwwit · 1 year
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dip 🤝 bill
both liking their hair pulled/played with
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#answers#Bill ruffles Dipper's hair all the time. But that's condescending and generally leads to an argument#Playing with Dipper's hair is only available when Bill thinks he can get away with it. Can't look *too* sentimental in public#They've still been caught multiple times. Dipper just never commented on it#Dipper has more chances. Mostly when Bill's dropped his head in Dipper's lap and smacking him in the face inevitably leads to more touching#It's also one of the few ways he doesn't feel awkward about initiating gentle touch. Since Bill's basically offering there.#The Cuddling™ is still a recent development and he's not sure where the boundaries are#If these two were better at communicating he would learn that Bill's full-on dived into the decision that nonsexual touch actually rules#Hug that demon Dipper. He'll let you cling to him and nuzzle up against his neck and giggle about it#semi-nsfw: Bill really had to egg Dipper on to full-on pull his hair when he goes down on him#A little pain adds spice!! Yank away sapling it's encouraging AND really hot#Dipper prefers a much lighter touch himself but hey! If Bill's into it he'll go ahead and tug like hell#Bonus fact: Dipper watching Bill bend over to get something under a table or low drawer#Raising an eyebrow at the presented rear end#Then the sudden realization: Wait Bill does this to *him* all the time. They're married. He doesn't just have to stare#He can actually-#The ensuing butt slap made Bill jolt up and smack his head against something. Swearing and surprised.#And Dipper made his escape while Bill was still too engulfed with confusion/amusement/annoyance to take quick revenge#Mission: Success
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rexscanonwife · 10 days
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do you have any petnames for prof utonium ? and does he have any for you? :3c
-bobasthrone
HIII @bobasthrone !! Sorry I didn't get to this right away, but thank you sm for the question! 🫶
BUT ITS FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK....because as far back as season 2 I thought that Utonium would be the type to use EVERY petname in the book 😂😂 mainly because in the episode Powerprof. he does just that with Buttercup, embarrassing her with the petnames getting more and more cutesy!
AND THEN it was absolutely confirmed that he'd do the same with a partner in the season 5 episode Keen on Keane where he starts dating the girls' kindergarten teacher and the two become infatuated with each other! They're both doing it but the petnames are being laid on thiiiiick and getting more silly INCLUDING Utonium using 'cheesy quesadilla' as a term of endearment which I LOOOOVE I love this goofy ahh maaaaaan!! 🥺🥺💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖
And yes my s/i would most definitely return them with equal enthusiasm and weirdness! Especially since she doesn't have a lot of experience with human romance, so she'd be out here calling him things like 'my little bottle cap' or 'my shiny little pebble' cause those are things she LIKES and thinks that petnames are supposed to just. Compare your partner to things you love!!
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sysig · 11 months
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This is a very serious story about a man named Stanley (Patreon)
#Doodles#The Stanley Parable#TSP#Just kidding I tricked you it's more silly fluff! But it is still about Stanley haha#Starting off with just some general doodles because Fun To Draw <3#I was trying to draw Stanley pursing his lips from a side angle 'cause lip expressions are something I struggle with and yup! That tracks#He does look cute tho haha spacey boy thinking in emoticons#More Narra floof - trying to even out his hair but it's harder than I thought! Hm!#The ''long side'' (really just the side opposite of his part) has more volume so it's hard to get them to convincingly ''match'' lol#Doesn't help when he has it all mussed haha#Sleepy lads <3 Sleeping together but so grumpily barely touching! No snuggles! Protect the chest and don't get cozy!#Yeah that lasted all of like five minutes once they were both asleep lol Stanley must cuddle the warm spot on his mattress haha#I'm quite pleased with that one especially haha ♫ Sin looks so open and unbothered and relaxed and his hand ah <3#Narra's so put out (but he does secretly like to be snuggled. He's never admit it tho!)#You might notice I also tried a different eyelid fold style for funsies in the first Stanley-solo and them sleeping together#It was in fact funsies! Haha#I still like the simple dot-folds but every once in a while it's fun >:3c#Capping off with more size silliness hehe - if he can go very big why not very small! Put a Narrator in your pocket and walk around with him#He'll complain the whole time that your pocket is cramped and you did a bad job in picking fabric haha#Oh but he'd be especially cute in Stanley's breast pocket <3#Also he's not speaking in that one I just didn't know how else to express that thought about Narra being So y'know? Lol#Cute lads <3
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scoliosisgoblin · 2 months
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Peter and Jay doodles feat. T.K. and Lucy (headcanons for what I think they'd look like as humans.. gonna change their designs though)
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lunaticpsyker08 · 3 months
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draws that fit the moment...HEH this Belial just wants to gib smooches-
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lucilius is finally playable in gbfvr. When lucilius touches his own neck tho. wow. amazing. note: I feel like belial licking lucilius's neck would defiantly fall under mature- gonna censor it, never used tumblr's censorship before.
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smiletimeisrunningout · 2 months
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( scar ) : receiver gently traces one of sender’s scars (reverse ??) // with benedict tracing the scar over her heart mayhaps ???? you can decide if these dummies are fwb or married or what rn xD @retrograderesemblance
Initially, her impulse had been to leave, it was her normal especially in situations where she and the man she slept with were repeated offenders; if it was going to happen more than once, it was easy to assume he'd want to keep some distance and she didn't want to make a fuss. It did feel a little too intimate even to her, staying in the same bed after they were done. But she had learned that Benedict didn't seem anywhere about to kick her out because 'done', and in fact he was actually sort of cuddling her, in a way Emma wasn't familiar with but was certainly enjoying, smiling and deciding to move closer. But he had taken more notice of her scars, perhaps, or he had been waiting for the chance to see them better, considering the trajectory of his - surprisingly gentle - fingers. "I know, it's not very pretty," she murmured casually, playing with his hair. There was nothing casual about that scar, however, and she usually found creative ways to hide it, unlike the ones on her arms, few but left untouched. Those, after all, did not give her nightmares. "Step-grandmother. The former tyrant. She sent a man to rip my heart out. I wasn't as... well-trained as I am now, so he had the chance to... start."
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