#he’d get one chance

[hughhcney]

If my brother kept sabotaging me like that I would have to start throwing hands like immediately

#he’d get one chance #but like bro #I’d be so fucking pissed lmao #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always Sunny #its always Sunny #spoilers

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter. #he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point. #and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!! #hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do! #the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into- #one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT. #but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb. #I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time. #and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances. #and doesn’t want to hear any excuse. #but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment. #NOW. CHAPTER 17. #UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC. #IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!! #BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’ #WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM. #(​NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.) #and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through. #despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up. #like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him. #that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying. #just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner. #IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD. #and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore. #he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had. #and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT. #<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but. #eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind. #I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

[worstloki]

My issue with Thor not ‘realizing’ why Loki was acting off in Avengers 1 isn’t that Thor didn’t recognise Loki was acting unlike himself—Thor did note that—or that Thor didn’t figure out what was wrong—he did try asking—it’s more along the lines of Thor giving up, and that he accepted Loki was bad now within two days while knowing something was off when Thor himself behaved just as bad for much longer before without any specific compromising event.

#Thor was happy go kill for so long and Loki waited for Thor to get better and then Thor KNOWS something is up #and he still accepts Loki is evil now and never questions or visits Loki in prison again #he moped around about it because of duty and depression but that he had such little faith in Loki #like either his little brother really did go mad out of jealousy and rage AND is permanently like that with no resolution between them #it’s ridiculous #I like the Thor in my head who never believed Loki had actually gone mad and went after the infinity stones bc he suspected #the one that would not only trust Loki to get them off Asgard in TDW but knew Loki had the throne after and let it be that way #bc he knows his brother and wouldn’t stop believing Loki can ‘get better’ even if he’d truly gone mad #like I get that Thor in Avengers 1 would have been conflicted and could’ve taken everything at face value #Loki was DEAD and now he’s not of course Thor isn’t going to be thinking straight #it’s easy to look at Loki and assume he spent a year plotting revenge after faking his death #but Thor had time after to cool down and only gave Loki a chance in TDW when there was no other option #like did he genuinely think Loki will try to kill him #is Thor scared of Loki now or what #Thor’s spending so much time thinking of what he’s lost that he develops depression but doesn’t ever voice or support the idea that maybe #Loki was forced to do the invasion #AFTER he asks ‘who controls the would-be king’ like come on Thor just ask a follow-up question #Thor autistic king distracted by ‘YOUR father’ discourse fr #T-T #I simply don’t think Thor would have given up on Loki even if Loki stabbed him sorry #it wouldn’t even be bc he’s naive it’d be because he knows and loves his brother #and he’d keep hoping for a change of heart #he wouldn’t ditch the issue unless it was to go under the radar and that’s never explicitly implied #unfortunately #:(

[deadpoolsmom]

one piece au where Garp just out the gate claims that Ace is Dragon’s son

Like what are the marines/Sengoku gonna do - ask Dragon to verify? Track down the world most wanted man for a paternity test?

“Wouldn’t Dragon care / contradict this?” Dragon is intentionally not associated with his actual son, so 50/50 he’d even know. And what is he gonna care the government think he has 2 kids by 2 moms? He’s not gonna tell them anything. He’d probably let them believe that to fuck w them + so the son of another of their enemies lives free / isn’t targeted for his blood

“Portgas D Rouge was an associate of Roger and they were specifically looking for a baby” Well maybe she had questionable taste after his death. Dragon was already a Revolutionary at that point, so it’s not like the WG know what he is doing.

“Why does Ace use his mother’s family name?” He loves his mom and thinks his “dad’s” a deadbeat

“Why doesn’t Luffy then?” Same as canon. Garp still doesn’t know it and Luffy doesn’t care about dads

I don’t think it would necessarily solve Marineford or make it so that Ace survives, but I do think it would be extremely funny

#ace should probably still know he’s real parentage but learning his fake dad and also garp’s son is The revolutionary would probably help #dragon does not escape a x2 deadbeat reputation #chance he just kinda accepts it though like this helps a kid and stops the WG from getting to show off eliminating their enemy’s bloodline #“Fuck the World Government” <- Monkey D. Dragon direct quote #but he’d probably be able to reintroduce sabo and ace+luffy earner if he found out #there is a chance he’s watching the marineford livestream (if it still happens) and ace is announced as his son and he just ??? dad WHAT ?? #one piece #au #portgas d ace #monkey d garp #monkey d dragon #marineford #ace lives au #<- POTENTIALLY

[fleurdelait]

actually cannot get over how infatuated i am with sherlock & co’s portrayal of sherlock

#like he’s so autistic #the tism rizz is working wonders on me #LIKE THE LIGHTBULB CHANGING IN THE PUB SOLD IT FOR ME #ON MY KNEES #RING IN HAND #HES SO CHARMING #i didn’t think he’d be my fav portrayal #but here we are #he is literally the loml #autistic holmes #please #one chance #sherlock holmes #sherlock #sherlock & co #s&co #sherlock & co podcast #AND I STILL HAVENT DRAWN HIM! #i think i need to get a good grasp on him #holding him gently #until i figure out what he looks like #he’s sooo pretty tho hehe

[jimmyspades]

psycho type of question to ask i'm sorry but do you know if anyone knows what kind of cologne james wears? i don't know why anyone would know this actually except if he made some brief mention of it in an interview somewhere along the way... okay i'm changing my question to something better: what do you imagine each of james' characters might smell like? :)

Omg no ur not crazy I think about the same things… Ok so I did a deep dive into everything I could find and there’s not MUCH info—Hisham Tawfiq said they’re not allowed to wear colognes and perfumes on the TBL set so he didn’t know about James and Karina Arroyave (actress who played Mierce) said the same thing, if he wore anything it was never noticeable to her

BUT according to my sources (a few fan forums and twitter lol) multiple people who’ve met him said he smells like Irish Spring soap 🥹😮‍💨 I’d imagine for a long time he smelled like cigarettes too but as far as I know it’s been about six years since he quit, unless he picked it up again

EACH of his characters oh man we’d be here all day… yk @robertcaliforniagf and I were just talking about this Willow made a list!!! I think it’s very accurate a lot of cigar smells and masculine woody warm notes… Also the internet rocks and I found this website that identifies colognes and other scents in movies—Max in White Palace uses Polo by Ralph Lauren and Graham in slv shaves with Barbasol… a very light classic creamy barbershop smell yeah I can picture that for him

#another fan said they can’t remember what he smelled like but his hands were soft. I’m chewing my arm off #red wears something nice and expensive. maybe he’s got a signature scent maybe he has different ones for different suits… #steff wears too much of something kind of obnoxious but once you get used to it it’s very sweet. his lips taste like buttercream frosting #sorry I say that every day but it’s true he’s like sweet vanilla icing to me #alan wears something very expensive but he doesn’t put too much thought in it. he found it after law school when he started making money and #liked it so it’s just what he buys now. but if a gf got him something else (expensive) he’d probably wear that too he doesn’t really care #something clean but not clinical at all. very warm actually and just subtle enough you want to get closer to smell him better #jack pozzi music of chance smells like the cheapest cologne you’ve ever heard of. and he’s kind of damp #ask #anonymous

[knightfeared]

➤ MISC HEADCANONS. [ ; ] Blizzard PTSD & Jayce’s resulting dislike of Cold Weather

◈ Jayce seeking comfort after stressful events or before them. Helps him feel safe / stable enough he can regroup & recover to plan his next course of action. Be it damage control or a step forwards. Like an anchoring point.

◈ Please keep in mind I have yet to piece together more of his childhood / a set timeline! But the basic idea is that after the storm him & Ximena were travelling through, he did grow to be protective of her, stepping up after being saved to take on a more nurturing role through helping her out with her tasks, cooking, doing small acts of care via helping her brush her hair or braid it. That is to say he knows how to cook, can keep a tidy space ( when it’s not relating to him or his work ; then he gets messy because he functions better within an organized chaos kind of environment ) & does find some comfort & satisfaction in being able to do small but soothing gestures like that for those he loves — platonic or romantic.

◈ So far only *Panda’s Cait has been subject to this and the hc popped up through chats with them! Taking care of someone helps give him a sense of earned control, in knowing he’s lifting a burden no matter how big or small & doing something that actually helps / can see the results of his effort through helping.

◈ He has a lingering fear of / sensitivity to cold weather. I need to take time to properly word it but one day I’ll ramble on about how his first experience with magic was both a blessing, an inspiration, & a source of great trauma for him. It manifests itself as him always holding a greater preference for warmer temperatures, lingering in his forge when he’s stressed or needs to think because of the heat there that keeps it at bay.

◈ He does tend to focus on the good in that whole encounter, but he will always remember the fear of being so cold despite his gear, seeing his mother collapse in the snow, remember how she’d lost her fingers & almost lost her life to that storm. How he didn’t even know if anyone would come to help, if he’d die there. It lingers, even if the memory of all the bad is overshadowed heavily by all the wonder & awe of witnessing magic & being saved by it. But yes, it’s why my portrayal will stray away or avoid being cold if he’s able to. It’s a small thing but there is a reason behind it, & it’s also why he does prefer to hole up in his labs or Forge when he needs to think.

*It doubles as a place of comfort where he can physically work through things, map ideas out, while physically doing something through making / creating. While also just yeah letting him go back over that memory in peace without the fear of a passing chill bringing up the bad that came with the memory of magic.

#I NEED TO FLESH THESE OUT MORE BUT WORKING ON A REPLY FOR PANDA AND WAHHHH #needed to log them before I forgot! #muse: [ jayce talis. ] #╰┈➤ ┊❛ headcanons. ❜┊ #But yes that kept cropping up — the last one? Whenever he’d do a bingo card and see “likes nature” #He does #but he’s picky about the weather because anything cold or requiring a trek through snow he gets unsure of for listed reasons. #Even though he knows it’s avoidable now if he plans in advance and the chances of a repeat incident are unlikely #He knows nature can be cruel. #SO YEAH HES A LIL PICKY

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya was definitely the kind of kid who never threw tantrums and was willing to accept the bare minimum for everything, thinking he didn’t deserve to press for more (at first bc he thought he’d be kicked out if he did, then bc he just felt so guilty and uneasy doing so out of habit).

It’s only thanks to Diluc and especially Adelinde that he eventually came to advocate for himself more.

#hc; kaeya #//Lets face it; Diluc was prolly his biggest advocate throughout their childhood #//Kae had to be careful how much his gaze lingered on anything; bc otherwise Luc would jump the gun and either ask for it for him #//Or get it for him himself; which Kae found Utterly Mortifying #//Appreciated; but felt embarrassed when a Crepus or others stared at him like they Knew he was the one who actually wanted it #//Adelinde is the one who actively worked to help Kae be more independent; otherwise he would have just relied on Diluc for everything #//Damn near passed tf out asking Crepus for his own sword to follow in Diluc’s footsteps (Crepus already made the order bc he knew he did) #//Prolly still let Diluc do things for him even as they got older bc it made him feel important and relied upon #//Letting him play best big bro of the year; with that one #//Fell back into his old anxious habit when Diluc left. Stopped asking for things from anyone #//Addie took over getting things for him or being there with him for a bit while he emotionally readjusted to Luc’s absence #//Mostly the former; it’s the very reason he’d stayed at the Winery instead of running off with nothing after The Fight #//He felt so bad; but she understood he was still emotionally Reeling and needed a bit of support before he got back up on his own #//He still hates asking for things and such; but he hides it well #//Under charms and jokes or favors #//Or bc mom friend instinct overrode his nerves; that too #//Got thrown so bad by Diluc coming back; the first time he tried to ask him a favor; he just pissed him tf off on accident #//Wanted to hurl himself into Cider Lake first chance he got immediately after #//Still believes Diluc would refuse any favors he requests of him rather than accept #//Even if he has yet to actually do so; and everyone and their grandmothers Know Diluc wouldn’t either #//Thinkings bc am Obsessed w the idea that Diluc is still so doting; he let himself get arrested for a kid he didn’t even know #//After Kae outright falsely accused him of murder to his face; and Everything that happened That Night #//Just bc Kae asked him to #//And even rewarded Kae on a job well done with actual booze & let him stick around after the ordeal #//And that’s without mentioning the OTHER things Kae has gotten out of him in game with minimal effort/cost #//Lisa & Elzer are Aware Diluc would cave to Kae’s requests for things; w only mild complaining (& Elzer even says he doesn’t rlly MEAN it) #//And yet Kae still thinks he is like all the other things Diluc ‘got rid of bc he doesn’t need them’ anymore #//Heck; I veered off topic. RAAAAHHH #//But yeah; bby Kae was a shy nervous Wreck; and present Kae stole Bby!Luc’s confidence; send tweet blah blah blah

[south-sea]

shadow having days where he’s more kid than adult, and more adult than kid

but also days where he’s more maria than shadow

#on account of having her soul and all #it’s not so much a matter of her soul having its own consciousness and influencing his decisions #so much as it’s just him deliberately tending toward things She liked instead of prioritizing his usual preferences #and by that i primarily mean the easiest way to tell he’s having one of those days is by the food he gets #he doesn’t Dislike any particular food but he does tend to find sweets boring #so if he’s ordering sweet/fruity things then it’s probably One Of Those Days. #shadow who would normally order a hearty breakfast instead getting something like a strawberry/banana crepe for example #but then stealing a cherry tomato off his friend's plate (with permission) and having his usual Fancy Coffee #because even if he’s having One Of Those Days #he still knows it’s more of a compulsion and he’s not actually being influenced in some physical sense with altered preferences/behavior #at the end of the day he himself still prefers those more complex earthy flavors #but treating that maria side of his soul is what feels Right at that moment #sacrificing a tiny amount of his own comfort for the memory of hers #that kind of thing #idk if i’m making sense it’s a weirdly difficult thing to articulate #and i don’t think he’d be able to explain it either #it's just something about him that no one would even necessarily pick up on #unless they knew him INCREDIBLY well #second chance au #shadow the hedgehog #sea talks

[dottores]

#before i leave #a poll #i want to say yes #i rlly do #but dottore would wanna do some experiment on them #and i would probably get caught in crossfire and killed #or he would be the one to CAUSE IT #💀💀💀 #and again i am caught in cross fire #there’s a chance but #it’s slim #for pantalone i also say probably not #he’d be one of the rich ppl who have a high tech high protected base #but one person gets infected and then #we’re all like trapped mice #my bf started playing a zombie game last night so i’ve been thinking about it

[priestfrommidnightmass]

he could absolutely break my heart eventually. and i genuinely couldn’t care less

#god this whole thing drives me so crazy because like #i’m not constantly thinking abt when it’s going to be over and how it’ll end and all that like i usually do #of course i overthink and shit sometimes but most of the time #i’m able to remember the things he’s Actually said and done for me and not the things i’m scared he Could say. and i feel better #maybe i’ve said this before but recently i was trying to recall if there was even a single moment where he’d ever like #hurt my feelings or made me feel bad no matter how intentionally or unintentionally it was #and i literally couldn’t think of a single moment where he’d ever hurt me #so of course because i’m me i have to acknowledge there’s a Chance he could hurt me #and i like him so much that if that did happen it would probably really really upset me #but honestly i’m at a place right now where i don’t Care. and it’s crazy #i don’t care if he Could possibly break my heart eventually #because all i’m able to think of everytime i’m with him or talking to him is just how fucking great it feels #i can’t tell if this is any actual personal growth in me because just like #in general i don’t think i’ve ever felt this way abt anyone. it’s so dire #it’s so DIRE. #okay i’ll be quiet now but i’m just like #i don’t know. i just don’t feel negatively abt our relationship at all it just feels so Nice #not even any lingering paranoia can get in the way of how strongly i feel abt it #even if he’s not interested in me romantically whatsoever #he’s still one of the greatest and most supportive friends i’ve ever had and it’s. it’s really good #okay now i’m done

[starlooove]

Wait y’all think Damian drew disturbing things JUST to fuck with Bruce?

#I don’t think he WOULDNT but I don’t think he did. #like idk on one hand sure there could be some vicious satisfaction with getting away with that under Bruce’s nose #but like i also think it’s par for the course for him to draw disturbing things #idk I think any vigilante who enjoyed art would draw disturbing things #that’s aside from Damian’s specific circumstances and him being a child #like even if he justified it to himself that way -fucked memory sorry- Idk I have a hard time believing it’s true #that the ONLY reason he’d draw something bloody is to make Bruce pissed on the off chance he finds the drawing #but whatever what do i know he was born evil yadda yadda 😐 #oh all this to say #well the og post was gonna be #actually I’ll just post it stay tuned for what happens next on dragon ball z

[perenlop]

idea for wc rewrite again……… what if ravenpaw became a housecat for firestar’s old housefolk

#and smudge is his new friend. and its a bookend- rusty left and now theres no chance of going back to his housefolk #its weird how firepaw never ever considers how his housefolk would feel when he left. iirc we dont even know how many there are #is it a family? a group of friends? one person? like it doesnt matter ig #but like…. ‘’oh i may miss my housefolk’’ or ‘’i wonder if theyll go looking for me or be lonely without me’’ #never even cross rustys mind in the entire book. its just ‘’hm i may not get fed thatd suck but whatever mice are better anyways’’ #it sorta reeks of ‘’heh… cats dont care about their owners…. they HATE them actually they’re insignificant. cats are incapable of loving us’ #as a kid i always felt bad for rusty when he left and bad for his owners especially like can you imagine how freaked out they were #so. idk in my rewrite firepaw would be in the clans but he’d worry about his housefolk and feel guilty for leaving #when he meets smudge during the one hunting assessment he sees his owners drive up in their car looking sad and wonders if they looked for h #him #and when ravenpaw needs to escape. firepaw encourages him to go to his housefolk. because he knows theyre safe #it wasnt the life for him but maybe its the life ravenpaw needs #and raven also becomes besties with princess btw like. hes like a nice uncle to her kittens #echoed voice

[yourfavewouldlikebrittaperry]

Cory Radison from Community would NOT like Britta Perry!

#i would go as far as to say he’d hate britta perry… #especially if she was ruining his chance to get to regionals! #this one’s canon <3 #yourfavewouldlikebrittaperry #britta perry #community #regional holiday music

[lexcat-11]

wilbur soot shows up in one my dreams every once in a while and it’s always so vivid. it’s always and only him where this happens and I don’t understand 😭

#this time I met him by chance #we had a fully chill conversation #he’d just got done work apparently #and I just got a concussion from a football game (idk man) #so we didn’t get a photo together but I asked him for a signature #he gave me a doodle with a bunch of adjacent cc’s with ‘stinky’ next to some of them #I think ranboo was one of them lol #he also hated the pretzels I was eating but then drew with one of them #idk I could fully hear him too #he also said I looked like a hypochondriac #it was weird af but also kinda cool

[steveharrington]

few will understand the impact it had on history

#for context he only had to flip one of those cards #he had a 1/3 chance of getting the skull which would send him into the elimination round #but he hated johnny bananas so much that he just flipped every card to guarantee he’d get a chance to take him out #and it was so fucking iconic