#he’s so small and angry

[mycological-mariner]

Finished chapter 1 of Flight of the Heron. Oh my god. I thought y’all were joking but no. I was reading it at the gp waiting room and I laughed out loud. I’m not sure I was meant to but come on just. Everything is going wrong for him it is past the point of sorrow and straight into comedy

#keith’s hatred of mountains is killing me #FUCK mountains! #fuck THOSE mountains fuck THESE mountains fuck YOUR mountains #riding through a village: oh christ AND they’re Catholics??? #his face was directly in the path of the flight of the heron jfc #laying on the side of the road swearing that the flora and fauna of the highlands are out to get him lmao #’surrender if you please’ keith: wounded bleeding but v angry: ‘NO?! Fight me coward!’ #IMMEDITATLY gets his ass kicked in less than a minute #not even to MENTION the ‘fine specimen of young manhood’ WHAT #and ‘he’s handsome I bet he’s got muscles under there’ WHAT! #and finally giving in like fine. sure. but I feel bad about making you walk #this man’s misery is endless I’m revelling in it #he’s so small and angry #I love him #the flight of the heron #IM ONLY READ THE PROLOGUE AND CHP1!!! #I need to know what happens next this seems idk! #this book is a sick fic lmao #I have no idea the rest of the plot but my god #I’m gonna burn through this is no time huh

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

#sorry this turned kinda angsty I just think eliot famousaliases spencer is a great reoccurring joke #eventually an indeterminate amount of months later you see him pop up again and you breathe #at this point all the intel you’ve gotten points that he’s actually doing something good with his life #like he’s changed. and you know he’s a bad guy but he’s doing things that nobody else is really capable of doing. making changes on large #and small scales #he will face consequences eventually you are sure. but his tracks are so well covered already and he’s so slippery so maybe. maybe you just #don’t make your agents work so hard to track him down #you get to know sterling a bit better (and maybe understand him a bit better too) #sterling invites you to an off the books lunch at this brewpub in portland when you’re in the states. the head chef looks familiar #it’s the best food you’ve ever tasted. because OF COURSE it is #at this point you’re not even angry. or resigned anymore. you’re slightly impressed #anyways that’s how sterling’s leverage club gains another member #(mcsweeten was the second member btw. if you’ve seen my other posts) #eliot spencer #eliot spencer meta #headcanons #humor #leverage #jim sterling #(mentioned) #the studio job #the blue line job #the three strikes job #ficlets #mine #a post not on my queue??? more likely than you think #I should make a tag for in universe pov posts #into the leverage verse #headcanons in the tags #the rundown job

[sysig]

Blind side (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Gaster #Sans closing his good eye every once in a while and keeping his blind eye open - obviously he does so in-game as well so it's a style-match #It's just interesting in the context of him being textually-confirmed blind in Handplates hehe #There's a level of vulnerability there! Not more than closing both eyes around someone - and potentially also distrust! #''I'm baring myself blind right now but /you/ don't need to know that'' - it suits him ♪ #Especially when he does it around Papyrus! Because obviously Papyrus knows about his partial blindness #But when he's trying to be duplicitous - the way he looks at him sidelong with his blind eye when he's trying to lie unsuccessfully ugh <3 #And again-again it being about how much he trusts Papyrus! That he can be a little lazy or spacey and Papyrus will help him! #Also something about his entire right side being impaired - pawing around with his plated hand for something he can't see on that side #The dynamics! Internal and external! Very good like them lots #And then there's Gaster lol ♪ Throw him into the mix I'm sure it won't make a mess at all haha #I guess he's visiting? Just spacing out - he and Sans have a lot on their minds - separately haha #I do love how Sans pushes Gaster to be kind to Papyrus - very deservedly! He wants Papyrus to be happy of course #And he's obviously still angry with Gaster a lot but how might that present itself when Papyrus is Papyrus at Gaster hehe #Even just in that small jokey way of ''you tryin' to step on my turf?'' hehehe #Especially since the comparison wouldn't even come up if he had two functioning eyes hm?? Right Gaster???? Lol #Speaking of that scene and Sans' partial blindness tho ughhughuhg <3 <3 The fact that Sans stands with Gaster to his blind side #It's the vulnerability/distaste/confidence of it all! He's grown up so much it's all right there in how he holds himself #That he either trusts Gaster enough not to attack him - starting to believe him - or that he has enough faith in himself to protect himself #And only looking at him with his peripherals unless he looks directly at him hghhhgh I am Normal about shot composition I swear lol #Also I like how that last panel turned out lol - Sans just appears at the bottom of the steps like how's it going. care to gtfo thx

[alitteraladhdmess]

Bros got that constitutional drip

Don’s being abused, harassed, assaulted, hate crimed, bullied and publicly humiliated. Vote for ❤️💜Bloom From Oblivion🧡💙 and Don might find a fashion era he likes.

Lee and Angelo are having fun tho and Aprils just here for the laughs

@tmntaucompetition you ordered pre 1920’s so the turtles came and delivered!! Applause and applause aaand waiting for your applause.

#OK BUT I ADORE MIKEYS FACE HE LOOKS SO ANGRY AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME #kinda hating the way I drew Angelo in his dress #why is hair so hard to draw #and how do you make a circle look 26??? #I hope this gets the Hamilton fandom on my side #I’ve never watched it fully #I did once but ppl were talking so I couldn’t hear what they were saying #it was annoying #ignore the poorly drawn turtles #It’s 4am rn and I wanted to finish it #just a small thing to manipulate the mass #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fandom #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt Leo #rottmnt Mikey #rottmnt Raph #rottmnt doomed au #tmnt au competition #doomed timeline au #♥️​literaladhdart♥️ #rottmnt #vote for bloom from oblivion #bloom from oblivion #BFO #BFO propaganda

[bonzoobel]

HAVING THOUGHTS. MAYBE FEELINGS. SOMETIMES BOTH.

#its literally been a year since i've drawn them because i was drawing ohan right before my brain was overtaken by the terror #i went a little crazy with ohan's curls but its okay. #post break he's just like a walking shag carpet@TO ME!!!! #ohan the solitary #the wayfarers #corbin #becky chambers #the long way to a small angry planet #tlwtasap #my art #the book is one of like 4 in my nightly rotation of audiobooks to sleep to so trust i have NOT forgotten about them

[topaziraphale]

"Stop saying Crowley won't help Aziraphale in S3 he'd go back to him in a HEARTBEAT and nothing would stop him" I get it no one likes the idea of Crowley being bitter after what happened for a long period of time but like can we at least acknowledge that he's currently going through probably the most emotional pain in his life since falling? Can we agree that he's opened his heart entirely - something you couldn't pay him to do unless the world is literally ending and he's desperate - to Aziraphale, and got shot down? Can we understand that he did it AGAIN only to lose Aziraphale again? Not that what Aziraphale did isn't without Crowley's own shortcomings (hiding the truth of Heaven's cruelty from him) but like,,,,

The appeal here isn't Scorned Crowley Doesn't Love Aziraphale Anymore, or Never Wants To Help Him Again, the appeal here is Crowley learning enough self respect to not just walk back right to Aziraphale like nothing happened after Aziraphale has had a pattern of consistently refusing him. Going years ping-ponging between "We're not friends I don't even know him" to "That's what friends are for right?" and "We're friends, why would you even say anything?" and "Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon!"

Like I get it, Crowley is a heartbreakingly forgiving person. Of course he's gonna forgive Aziraphale, I'll be surprised if he didn't forgive him by the time he walked out the bookshop door, but gdi he could at least grant himself the luxury of being at least a little irritated for longer than however long it takes to make a globe and some books float and angrily cry out to God in his flat. But due to the change of pace and dynamic that is establishing part of the conflict for Season 3, I just really like the idea of him for ONCE prioritizing himself and being like "Okay, fine. We'll get back at it when you're ready, then," instead of just taking Aziraphale back like his words and actions meant nothing to him, when clearly they have an effect on him.

What is Aziraphale going to learn if Crowley just accepts what he did so quickly, like he always has the entire time they've been friends? Idk maybe I'm just projecting too much darkness on their dynamic but I mean, if the pattern of Aziraphale pushing Crowley away/disrespecting him one day and then being fine with his friendship the next + Crowley never stopping to be like "Hey, that's not cool, at least give me a little credit" or smth was fine all along and will continue to be fine in the future, then why, after 6,000 years of being friends and loving this demon, can Aziraphale still not accept that Crowley is just fine the way he is, and instead got excited to promote him to an angel in a heartbeat once the opportunity presented itself? You can't blame all of it on Heaven when Aziraphale has demonstrated his free will/defiance to Heaven so many times. Or, I don't know, I guess maybe we can? Maybe I'm just craving too much angst to the point where I'm letting it cloud my analysis of canon. Idk.

#derpy speaks #good omens #good omens 2 #no i dont think crowley is gonna ever hate aziraphale for what happened but he's allowed to be angry #he's allowed to be done with it all. he's allowed to be exhausted. just look at his face when he drives away. #meh. idk. but i dont know how i'll feel if crowley just INSTANTLY accepts aziraphale back in a situation involving #idk - ''hey help me stop the new apocalypse'' #at least. without like. SOME pushback? it can even be something small like ''are you SURE you want ME to help you? do you really need me?'' #doesnt have to be a straight refusal but i'd like SOME kind of action to show that crowley is putting his foot down for once #he deserves that self respect #do NOT reply saying that im insinuating that aziraphale is actively malicious or doing it on purpose. #everything he has done up until now is his own complicated response to all the trauma and guilt he's been through #but despite that crowley is STILL allowed to be upset... it's messy. i can write a whole paper about how this whole thing #is just unfortunate on both ends. again. we didnt get queerbaited we got communication baited 😭 #but help me out here. am i just too fandom-brained to have these expectations from the story? #is there something obvious im missing that is making me sound like a complete asshole here? do i need to get my head out of the gutter? #someone please explain it to me if so because whatever it is‚ i can't find it #not queued

[thermodynamic-comedian]

technically nobody can prove timelias enemies with benefits wasn't real. it's a free country and i get to choose what i believe

#it started in s1 but the dynamic drastically changed in s3 #(tim just got a lot more unstable and angry and grew his hair out) #(and elias got wayy hornier) #(these two facts might or might not corrolate) #they took a small break during s2 #but sometime during s3 tim properly threatens elias for the first time #and he immediately gets so hard he almost passes out #and tim's like. yknow what? sure. its been a while. #and oh boy it is DIFFERENT. #having thoughts like this just naturally occur to me. being aroallo is so beautiful. #tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #timelias #tim stoker #elias bouchard #jonah magnus

[justaz]

s1ep10 where everything is the same except theres a few other kids around merlin and the gangs age in ealdor and they have the most passive aggressive beef ever

merlin (explaining the tensions while covering his ass bc the villagers may not know about his magic but they know and he cant let arthur find out): and thats mary. she threw rocks at me when i was younger so i shoved a fistful of dirt in her mouth. i just didnt realize there was a worm in the dirt until she was spitting it all out and coughed up a worm. it had the effect of someone coughing up a frog. it fueled a bunch of rumors about me being a sorcerer

mary (after greeting the prince very respectfully): merlin. youre back. how lovely.

merlin, smiling: mary!! yes, of course i am. when i heard that ealdor was in danger i just had to come back and help. you know ive always had a knack for worming my way out of trouble so i thought if anyone can help, its me.

mary: how hopeful. i dont think ive ever seen you wield a sword. or any other weapon. you seem to keep to your…talents.

merlin: we never spent much time together so i cant fault you for not noticing my many other talents. contrary to what you think, i do like to get my hands dirty.

#merlin (bastard. rumored sorcerer. outcast.) vs his high school bullies #just merlin being a Bitch honestly #all the tea that could be spilt #the villagers never tell the prince of camelot about their rumors of merlin #bc tbf merlin did bring him to help w the raiders #but they reference it often so merlin had to give an explanation to arthur that ended up being #‘small village. people talk. the rumor mill can be fact and truth to some people.’ #he excuses it as the villagers already disliking him for being a bastard so they piled their other prejudices onto him #morgana is entertained and cheers him on #arthur is also entertained but also angry on his behalf #gwen is mostly concerned bc shes the most emotionally intelligent person out of all of them #and is worried how growing up surrounded by hatred and disgust affected her friend #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #morgana le fay #morgana pendragon #guinevere #s1ep10 - the moment of truth #fanfic #fanfiction #fic #hc #headcannon #head canon

[laterisers]

poor thang

#bugsnax #filbo fiddlepie #el bebé #he's so chub and small #flings him like angry bird

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

the summoner hesitates.

#homestuck art #homestuck #lofaf art #the handmaid homestuck #the summoner homestuck #hi. walk with me into my headcanon zone. #the handmaid being regarded as a herald of chaos and death because she keeps turning up during rebellions #prolonging the war by giving the lowbloods even a CHANCE #as a total wildcard renegade. #she assists summoners rebellion but she wrestles with the guilt of leading him to his defeat and death #so she tries. she tries to talk him out of it. for him to run away. her small. small act of defiance against her purpose #and hes scared. hes so scared. he doesnt want to die. hes so young. he believes her. it seems like hell back down and run away. #run away with her. #but he refuses. there are worse things than dying. #she feels betrayed and angry and like nothing matters and abandons him and his army to be defeated #hes off his a-game and mindfang sees that the end of the rebellion is near. she gets ready to sell summoner out and flee #BOOM. emotions. BOOM. drama. THEY KILL EACH OTHER. THE ARMY IS SQUASHED. #handmaid just watches it happen and her heart finally shrivels itself up for good.

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

(on a five-year mission to reverse-psychology the universe into dropping us a Nilsen faceclaim. With some Dobreva on the side, please and thank you!)

#There's a non-zero chance that he's sporting the 'angry sparrow' look instead of my 'every other vaasan is a hot welkin so hot welkin it is' #...small and round and murderous... #disco elysium #sacred and terrible air #PJÕL #mine #kras mazov #ignus nilsen #mazov #nilsen

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Remembered my ocs existed after forgetting about them for a while, whoops

#shmorps ocs I guess #Miss Panack #Lawrence (oc) #shmorps art #had the idea of miss p’s colors being more desaturated the more stressed/upset she is #she becomes fully black and white sometimes if she’s angry/sad enough #also her shocked face is just. her face textures just vanish #oh yeah fun fact that small triangle on her chest is a missing polygon #she’s so silly to me!!!! #oh and Lawrence is there too. he’s certainly here /VLHJ

[kusukeslab]

kuusuke bought a house for his parents and people still say he hates his family smh

#like yeah he might have left for 5 years to get away from them but we all need our alone time 🥰 #how rich is kuusuke anyway to afford something like that?? #there are so many small moments that show kuusuke's character really well #it makes me feral #honestly if i was in kuniharu's shoes i would've just taken the free house #it makes me so angry whenever people hate on kuusuke but know literally nothing about him #“hes in love with kusuo!” did we watch the same show? #kusuke saiki #kuusuke saiki #saiki kuusuke #saiki kusuke

[infizero]

cwilbur finale was total dogshit in a lot of ways but "i didnt used to be this angry" and tommy's small broken "you're gonna kill yourself. aren't you." will ALWAYS be famous

#i was trying to find the clip of the angry line and i forgot it was from that stream. that interaction is still INSANE #tommy sounds so so small when he asks that. im gonna be fucking ill #that interaction is real to me but a lot of the stuff that led up to it and the way it ended is not. maybe one day i'll create my #own version........ sigh. anyways #serena.txt #suicide mention tw

[adalisimping]

Not ZSakuVA pulling me into this fandom by the fucking hair with the Zaros audio. I wrote a fanfic, 6k words, it's lil angsty. based off of @why-me-marti lil post about a ball and Zaros asking listener to dance again. I am DESPERATE!! for Zaros content. and since he's so new i figured no one will really do a fic with him. honoured to be the first <3

#I have never been in a small fandom before this is a lil strange but I hope people like it :) #i made a new account to write on since my other one i got sick of (aha lots of unfinished works) so i'm starting afresh. #zsakuva #zsakuva Zaros #i love zaros with all my heart!!! I WANT HIM TO CONFESS HIS LOVE TO LISTENER SO BADDD #I saw someone say that zaros is angry he likes listener and that's 100% the case but in this fic this is like. after he's accepted it. #during the trials i imagine he was a fucking MENACE

[keepyourpantsongohan]

The Kannabi Bridge arc is very sad and all, but I also think I don’t give enough credit to how funny it also is. Look at this panel: 

#he is SO small and SO angry #and minato is SO stressed #ayesha talks anime #kakashi hatake #minato namikaze #team minato #mangacaps #chapter 239 #naruto series